Jeff & Caitlyn - One Unexpected Habit May Have Changed Everything
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Jeff is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Caitlin. So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But first, Jeff, how long has it been since you talked to Caitlin?
It's been like two weeks.
Okay. Have you been trying to hit her up in that time?
I did. I texted her about four or five times.
I'm sorry not to be so shocked, but that's a lot.
Yeah.
All right, and you've heard nothing back?
Nope, I haven't heard anything back, unfortunately. Yeah, I don't know if it was because of the text or what.
Well, I think now you need to tell us about the date.
You know, we've been on the same dodgeball team. Okay. And, you know, I've been kind of crushing on her all season. And, you know, after our team won a big game, we all went out to celebrate at a bar nearby. Okay. And a couple drinks. in, uh, Kalen started flirting with me pretty hard and, uh, you know, she's laughing at everything I said, like touching my arm type of thing. Um, you know, I was, uh, I was pretty psyched and one thing led to another and we ended up going home together and, um, you know, chemistry was pretty insane. Um, she seemed really into me and the next morning we just kiss goodbye and, uh, said, see you at practice.
That was it, huh?
Yeah, everything seemed really perfect. And now, you know, she's not responding.
Have you had practice since?
Not since, no.
Okay, so you don't know if she's going to be dodging you there either.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
So how did you leave it? Okay, so you said that you'll see each other, but did it sound like she wanted to see you again outside of practice? Or it was just more like, thanks, bye.
I mean, nothing was really specifically said, but that's the feeling I got. I thought we would definitely see each other again, considering it went so well.
Okay. What do you think happened? Why do you think she's ghosting you?
How long has Jeff been ghosted and what attempts did he make to follow up?
Oh, I don't know. I think, you know, maybe my text came on too strong. You know, I told her like, you know, I never thought I'd be into a dodgeball girl. A dodgeball girl? Yeah, I usually play to escape real life. And I was like, you know, you kind of become a new reason to show up to practice. And, you know, I mostly had a great time with you. I can't wait to see you again. And, you know, and then I was like, I didn't mean mostly. I meant like I really did.
you know my texts were kind of clunky yeah Jeff is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Caitlin so we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date but before we do that Jeff why don't you break down your date again with Caitlin for us real quick yeah so we went out to celebrate the big game win and you know had a few drinks and ended up going back to my place and yeah everything went great and
Upon texting her later, there was no response, and I think it may have came on too strong.
And when you say big game, you mean dodgeball game, not the Super Bowl. Dodgeball. Okay. All right. Okay. Well, we're going to try to call her right now. You ready to go?
I'm ready.
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