For All You Kids Out There

Episode 240: "They say if they had got the victory / Well, I guess we'll never know"

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 240 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett have a nice short first half of the show planned out that gets derailed by a half ho...

Episode 239: "What I can do is pitch, and I can do that very well"

06 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Episode 238: "One more time, I promise after that, I'll let you go"

01 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Mets almost didn't do anything at the trade deadline. But then they did.

Episode 237: "Do you really want to be Craig?"

31 Aug 2020

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In Episode 237 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the weirdest Mets Kremlinology yet, Steve Cohen closing in on ownership of t...

Episode 236: "I made the classic mistake of bringing up Sixto Sánchez"

24 Aug 2020

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In Episode 236 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and (mostly) Jarrett chat about the Mets Covid issues, the latest in ownership rumors, the curre...

Episode 235: "I'm gonna say what's on my mind, then I'll walk out, then I'll feel fine"

17 Aug 2020

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In Episode 235 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett survey the Mets pitching landscape after another bad week of Mets baseball. We also ...

Episode 234: "Sorry old man but that's just the way that it is, don't bother none"

10 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 234 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett lean into the meandering barroom conversation vibe in the first half of the show, to...

Episode 233: "One must imagine Sisyphus happy"

03 Aug 2020

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In Episode 233 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett consider what it means to be a Mets fans in the face of a cruel and irrational unive...

Episode 232: "Back in the New York (Metsssss) Groove"

26 Jul 2020

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In Episode 232 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett have two really real Mets games to examine and boy were they Metsy. We wax about how...

Episode 231: "My resistance is crushed / I'm just here about some tangerines"

18 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 231 of For All You Kids Out There, we are hurtling towards actual Mets baseball in 2020, so naturally it was time to have David Roth on to ...

Episode 230: "It's a show about nothing"

12 Jul 2020

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In Episode 230, Jeffrey and Jarrett are in midseason form as it takes eleven minutes to introduce the show, and neither of us have any idea how the fi...

Episode 229: "This is Craig"

05 Jul 2020

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In Episode 229 of For All You Kids Out There, Craig and Jarrett discuss the Mets almost-60-man roster, some new pool players, and what that might all ...

Episode 228: "Welp"

24 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

There's going to be a baseball season. Well, they're going to try and play a baseball season.

Episode 227: "This Week in MLB Labor Relations"

22 Jun 2020

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In Episode 227 of For All You Kids Out There Jeffrey and Jarrett get you up to speed on another long week of "negotiations" over the 2020 MLB season. ...

Episode 226: "Central Jersey Exists"

14 Jun 2020

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In Episode 226 of For All You Kids Out There, we have several important revelation, like the episode title, and that Jeffrey had the wrong mic setting...

Episode 225: "Draught/Draft"

06 Jun 2020

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In Episode 225, Jeffrey has some very special guest for a 2020 MLB Draft Special. In the first half of the show, Greg Karam join to review the 2015 Me...

Episode 224: "It's only trivia, so don't freak out"

04 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's one (last?) drinking game before baseball, hopefully.

Episode 223: "They had beer"

31 May 2020

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In Episode 223 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett say farewell to a rare good midtown bar and 40ish Mets minor leaguers. We also say h...

Episode 222: "Darlin' don't you go and cut your hair"

24 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 222 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett try to turn David Roth into a wrestling guy after a lengthy discussion of quarantine...

Episode 221: "Central Jersey correspondence"

17 May 2020

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In Episode 221 of For All You Kids Out There, we have some social distancing news from the Jersey Shore and discuss the latest round of info dumps fro...

Episode 220: "I don't care if I never get back"

10 May 2020

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In Episode 220 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett argue about the expected & than return of baseball, mostly agree on how terrible the...

Episode 219: "Well, being ethical, it's hard"

05 May 2020

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In Episode 219 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the ethical and logistical issues in running the MLB season this Summer, reg...

Episode 218: "I'm not drinking any more, but I'm not drinking...any...less"

26 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I guess next month Jeffrey should make these easier. He can't promise he won't start reading off names from old drafts though.

Episode 217: "Crisitunity"

22 Apr 2020

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Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss more A-Rod ownership rumors, more hubs for a hypothetical 2020 baseball season, and then Craig Goldstein ruins the show wi...

Episode 216: "Bon Appetit"

12 Apr 2020

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Jeffrey is watching procedurals and cooking shows. Jarrett is mostly playing video games, and both of us try to figure out what baseball is going to l...

Episode 215: "It's called Fight Island"

07 Apr 2020

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Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by Patreon supporter John Gugarty to discuss the Mets financial situation and the broader MLB situation, but mostly to ...

Episode 214: "[redacted]"

29 Mar 2020

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In Episode 214 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett reflect on a non-existent opening weekend, a very bad deal for amateur players, and ...

Episode 213: "Nine paces"

25 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Didn't think we'd be doing a breaking news Mets podcast with no baseball, but the Mets will always surprise you.

Episode 212: "We never talked about Ryley Gilliam"

23 Mar 2020

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In Episode 212 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett talk about hummus recipes, read some restaurant menus, break down the Wrestlemania c...

Bonus Episode: "I took the jeers and drank the beers and crawled back home at dawn"

19 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We will do this once a month until morale improves.

Episode 211: "And everybody knows that the plague is coming"

16 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 211 of For All You Kids Out There, baseball is shut down and Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss how we got here and where we might be going. In th...

Episode 210: "Follow Rich Staff"

09 Mar 2020

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In Episode 210 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett cover the paucity of Mets news, preview the 2020 Mets Outfield with Amazing' Avenue ...

Episode 209: "The elite, the the elite (Mets-Adjacent podcast)"

02 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 209 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett aren't really feeling baseballish yet, but nevertheless they chat about injuries in ...

Episode 208: The Rites of Spring

24 Feb 2020

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In Episode 208 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett were already bored with spring training, but then Harol Gonzalez showed up. We also ...

Episode 207: "Send my regards to the north, my friend"

18 Feb 2020

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In Episode 207 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the first week of Mets spring training. While not a lot actually happened, h...

Episode 206: "Gormless Nincompoopery"

10 Feb 2020

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Oh, the Mets had a week, so did the Red Sox, but this is a Mets-adjacent podcast so we start with the collapse of the sale of the team, taking a brief...

Episode 205: "205 Live (Tape Delayed)"

03 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 205 of For All You Kids Out There, Jarrett and Jeffrey discuss Mets FanFest, the Starling Marte trade and answer your correspondence about ...

Episode 204: "We are the champions of red wine"

27 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Every year Jeffrey thinks the drinking game can't be more of a shit show than last year, and every year he is proven wrong.

Episode 203: "During Fan Fest week, no less"

23 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Mets have a new manager, which is cause to chat with an old friend.

Episode 202: "Sign, sign, everywhere a sign"

20 Jan 2020

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In Episode 202 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett check in on an ex-Stetson pitching coach, the Mets managerial search, and three sepa...

Episode 201: "Beltran, Blamed"

16 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Mets are going to need a new manager, and definitely had a good media strategy for handling this.

Episode 200: "You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits"

13 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the 200th episode of For All You Kids Out There, live at Mikkeller. In the first half of the show we are joined by Florida woman, Kate Feldman to...

Episode 199: "My my metrocard, think I'll go a little but then I go far"

31 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In our last episode of the decade, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Dellin Betances signing and Wrestle Kingdom 14.

Holiday Special: "Ghosts of Podcast Past"

23 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The holidays are a good time to meet up for a drink with an old friend and discuss what you missed on Rafael Montero. At least that's what we do aroun...

"I was not there for rehearsal, I don't need it anymore"

17 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 198 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Yoenis Cespedes situation, grade every pitcher on the Mets 40-man, and t...

"Porcello Concerto #1 in E-flat minor"

13 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Winter Meetings sure did happen. We talk about new number five starters (sorry, number four starters), new Hall of Famers, new Rule 5 draft picks,...

"Present company, the best that you can find"

08 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 196 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss new ownership, old ownership in the, uh, news, new Mets, Mets prospects, suc...

Bonus Episode: What Kind of Day Has it Been

05 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Mets have a new owner and one fewer starting pitcher.

"Pitchfork best of"

02 Dec 2019

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In Episode 195 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett have such a dearth of content that they chat about Rutgers football and bring back a...

"You like beer and chocolate, I like setting off those bottle rockets"

24 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 194 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett take a brief, but still meandering sojourn through Rule 5 adds, Starling Marte trade...

"Everything is (La la la la la La la la la) awful"

18 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 193 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett chat about the Astros sign stealing and the Mets offseason "plans." There's also an ...

"I am well known for my sunny disposition and positive mindset"

12 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 192 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett debate Yordan versus Big Pete, Jeremy Hefner versus Chris Fetter, and apathy versus ...

"the expected & than return"

03 Nov 2019

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In Episode 191 of For All You Kids Out There, it is the expected & than return of David Roth, now of, let's say twitter dot com. So of course it is al...

"Late-stage Capitalism"

27 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 190 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey issues an important correction about Harol Gonzalez, Jarrett yells about the Mets managerial sea...

"The Scorpion and the Frog"

20 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 189 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett break down the current state of the Mets managerial search, and look towards potenti...

"The Winter of Mixed Drinks"

14 Oct 2019

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In Episode 188 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett chat about the Mets managerial search, the roster flexibility to sign Anthony Rendon...

"Days like dominos, all in a line / We cheer for the home team every time"

07 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 187 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett wrap up the 2019 Mets season the only way they know how, with a long, rambling discu...

"I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a manager"

03 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We will eventually get around to wrapping up the 2019 Mets season, but for now we have to put a bow on Mickey Callaway's tenure as Mets manager.

"#RIP2019Mets (again)"

26 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 185 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett reflect back on the more fun parts of the 2019 season as they watch the Mets get mat...

"Just What I Needed"

16 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 184 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Pittsburgh Pirates, Wilson Ramos's defense, the 1996 Mets, and other Met...

"Intentional talk about an intentional walk"

09 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 183 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss a weird, if not unexpected week of Mets baseball, Edwin Diaz, Matt Allan, an...

"Meaningfulish games in September"

04 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 182 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett take a circuitous route through the last week of Mets baseball. In the second half o...

"Why does everything collapse, even when it's glued together?"

25 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 181 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss another disastrous Braves series, the Mets injury and player development woe...

"Just stay alive / F*** you and your time"

17 Aug 2019

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In Episode 180 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are less excited about the 2019 Mets, concerned about Billy Hamilton, confused by th...

"The Metsssss!"

09 Aug 2019

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In Episode 179 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett try and get you excited(?) for the Mets series with the Nats this weekend.

"It's either Episode 177 or 178"

04 Aug 2019

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In Episode 178 of For All You Kids Out There (we eventually checked), Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the trade deadline, whether or not we are buying the...

"Saying Treggs instead of Troegs"

30 Jul 2019

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In Episode 177 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey, Jarrett, and David Roth discuss the Jason Vargas trade. I guess this is the bar for a breaking ...

"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"

29 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 176 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the Marcus Stroman trade, trades yet to come, and Jeff McNeil's new dog.

"A '94 Jetta"

24 Jul 2019

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In Episode 175, Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by Bradford William Davis of the New York Daily News to try and answer the question, "Why would you Sta...

"Thanks for the research assistance"

19 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jeffrey and Jarrett are back from "vacation." First we have some thoughts on our late colleague, Rob McQuown. We also chat about the Mets upcoming tra...

The Baseball Prospectus 2019 Midseason Top 50 Prospects Podcast

08 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jeffrey Paternostro, Jarrett Seidler, and Nick Schaefer discuss the process and players for the 2019 Midseason 50 list.

"Spending warm Summer days indoors"

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 173 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are back on their bullshit with a three-hour show. In the first half we chat about a...

"Gretah Gahbow"

24 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 172 of For All You Kids...well, you read the news.

"Reganomics"

21 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 171 of For All You Kids Out There, neither Jeffrey or Jarrett are too thrilled to have to do a Breaking News edition of the pod for a pitch...

"Star Trek V: The Undiscovered Country"

16 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 170 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett go over the latest Mets injuries, try to figure out where the pitching depth is gonn...

"Episode 169"

09 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's another nice podcast from For All You Kids Out There. As is tradition (even though we are pretty sure we said on Episode 69, that we wouldn't be ...

"In the Aeroplane Over the Draft Pool"

05 Jun 2019

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In Episode 168 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the first ten rounds of the 2019 Mets Draft while trying to avoid actually t...

"Above the median for dudes in Bullet Club t-shirts"

30 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 167 of For All You Kids Out There, Jarrett and Jeffrey and joined by David Roth of Deadspin for a laser-focused hour on the 2019 New York M...

"Guys you like doing cool stuff"

28 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 166 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett review the 2014 Mets draft and preview the 2019 one before answering your Facebook q...

"Anesthetized, desensitized, Hell consumes the earth, surprise"

23 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 165 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are back (again) to talk about the latest spate of Mets injuries (including one that...

"This whole house is doomed, even the big parts get consumed"

21 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 164 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett have some thoughts on the last 48 hours of extreme Metsing. And then Jarrett and Lia...

"The Metsssss"

19 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Emergency podcast! Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the imminent (?) dismissal (??) of Mickey Callaway and all kinds of related and unrelated organizationa...

"It's gonna break my heart to see it blown to bits"

14 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 162 of For All You Kids Out There, Jarrett has had woot canow, but manages to summon the jaw strength to discuss the Wilmer Font trade, the...

"It's extremely good praxis"

06 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 161 of For All You Kids Out There, we noticed that last week Jarrett yelled about a bunch of stuff, so we've added another voice to uh yell...

"The Parallax View"

30 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 160 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey is wondering why he didn't just take this week off, although he does get a very important Gabrie...

"Ask a manager"

21 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 159 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett have concerns about the Mets pitching. Well, one pitcher in particular at the moment...

[Mets sign Keuchel] "makes no sense"

15 Apr 2019

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In Episode 158 of For All You Kids Out There, Jarrett and Jeffrey have some concerns about the 2019 Mets, but first we have to break down the Hansel R...

"For All You Kids Back and Forth"

09 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 157 of For All You Kids Out There we are a bit more disjointed than usual. In the first half of the show, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the e...

"National Jump to Conclusions Week"

01 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 156 of For All You Kids Out There (yes, it's 156, never listen to Jeffrey as he successfully predicted already losing track) Jeffrey and Ja...

"Genesis 27: 28–29"

27 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 155 of For All You Kids Out There, Jarrett hit his six outer on the river, so we have to do a podcast about the Jacob deGrom extension. All...

"Baseball season will be starting soon, but we have no baseball team here"

26 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 154 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett engage in their favorite podcast past times, complaining about Mets process stories ...

"Kate thinks Carrabba's is fancy"

17 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 153 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by Kate Feldman to give you some tax advice (nothing in this podcast shou...

"Orioles Ovenue Oudio"

11 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 152 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by Allison McCague of Amazin' Avenue to discuss the 2019 Mets outfield. W...

"I'm never going to remember the episode number now"

04 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 151 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are first joined by Tyler Oringer to preview the 2019 Mets starting rotation. In the...

Episode 150: "I'm Matlock in that scenario, by the way"

25 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 150 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss early spring training impressions, the Pete (nee Peter) Alonso experience, J...

Episode 149: "You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star"

19 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 149 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey drones on a lot about Mets stuff while Jarrett drones on a lot about wrestling stuff, and we bot...

Episode 148: "Six and Sixto"

09 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 148 of For All You Kids Out There, the #brand is on fire as we have to discuss Six wearing #6, and Sixto changing uniforms. We also go thro...

Episode 147: "So sick of being honest, I'll die like Dylan Thomas"

03 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 147 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett talk about Jenrry Mejia, pizzacutter4, and the cold free agent market before debatin...

Episode 146: "I am going, I am going, where streams of whiskey are flowing"

26 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Episode 146 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the JV1 Twins deal and the Justin Wilson Mets deal before they are joined by...

2019 BP Top 101 Prospects Podcast

23 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler of the Baseball Prospectus Prospect Team discuss the 2019 Top 101 list.