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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
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The new houses in Tampere's Kissanmaa district of TWA were demolished by residents last year. All the houses were rented quickly and the return has been exceptional. Now 83 new, modern and quality rental houses in Hipposkyläkuja 8 will be built in the area. The houses are ready to be moved in the first of May and the application is already underway.
Find your own home at tampereenvuokra-asunnot.fi.
People of Britain, this is your Prime Minister for now.
Depending on how bad the potholes are in Maker Field. In recent days, certain reprehensible individuals have sought to create panic, chaos and disorder in this country, to foster division for their own ends. Neighbour has turned upon neighbour. Appeals for calm have been ignored. But my message to those responsible is clear. Up yours, John Healy. I never liked you.
And I've already turned your resignation letter into a paper aeroplane, thus doubling the UK's air defences. Hello and welcome to Match of the Day. The World Cup has finally begun. And that whistle means you can now officially hang up an England flag without looking racist. Now, I'm joined by England captain Harry Kane.
Ah, hello, Gabby. All I've seen to be speaking to you today is, ah, why has this dream come true earlier? Yeah. So, Harry, how are you feeling at the moment? Yeah, well, you know, obviously I'm, like, incredibly excited, nervous, like, you know, all the normal things, really, when there's a huge competition just round the corner. And does that play on your mind at all?
Nothing plays on my mind, Gabby. As I think everyone could tell. But, listen, people have worked their whole lives to be in this position, you know. Let's face it, it's not every day you get a Labour leadership contest.
Sorry, what?
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Chapter 2: How is World Cup fever impacting the UK?
You know, I really like all the tactics because it looks like Burnham is playing on the false left wing position. which, obviously, Starmer mastered all those years ago before moving out to the right.
Sorry, Harry, this is Match of the Day. Can we talk about football? For example, the controversy surrounding FIFA.
Oh, yeah, you know, to my mind, it's a group of out-of-touch people who've made dodgy decision after dodgy decision.
You're still talking about the Labour leadership contest.
Yeah, I am, Gabby, to be honest, yeah, yeah.
Before we wrap this up, can you give us your prediction for the coming month?
Yeah, well, you know, obviously tears, disappointment and a very angry nation. And the football? We're getting knocked out on penalties.
No, no, no, let me speak. There is no time for that, Nigel. You need my help. Who the hell are you? I am Martin Lewis, money-saving expert... And I am here to help. Now, I believe you recently came into some money. I don't know what you're talking about. A £5 million gift from a Thai-based crypto billionaire. No, no, no. Look, I have made it crystal clear where that money came from.
It matters not where you got it from, it matters how you invest it. Listen carefully, you must do exactly as I say. Place half of the £5 million into an index-linked bond, put the other half into Nazi memorabilia. Take the money out of the bond at the start of the financial year and put it into a 0% interest credit card. You take the money from that account into a high-interest saver.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of recent government resignations?
Before I moved into Number 10 Downing Street. I was only routinely depressed, like an Eeyore plush toy left in a puddle. But by the time I left, life seemed to me utterly hopeless. Chilling stuff. And this previous resident also seemed very disturbed by his stay, as his hair was standing on end and completely white. LAUGHTER Did living in Number 10 mess with Bozza's head?
Well, I do remember trying to write my Shakespeare biography and just sitting, sitting at a typewriter, typing out, all work and no play makes Boris a dull boy. And then there was this river of blood coming down the corridor. But it could have just been red wine from one of my parties. I don't know. And this woman seems to have gone completely and utterly insane.
I know! But it wasn't me. I was as sane as a rabbit.
Everyone else in the country went totes bonkers while I remained the only sensible person in the UK with my inspired mini-budget which replaced the Bank of England governor with a signed photo of David Cassidy. Hashtag dreamboat. Did you miss me? Bloody hell is. But now things are about to get truly frightening.
They say that if you climb the stairs in this house, go into the bathroom, look in the mirror and say education three times. Hello, Danny. Sunken forehead, dead behind the ice grin, billionaire hand gesture. It's Tony Blair. That's right. I am Prime Minister, Danny. This is my home. But you haven't been Prime Minister for 20 years. Oh, Danny, I've always been Prime Minister. And I always will be.
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Join me next week on uncanny as I travel stateside to spend a night in the spookiest house in Washington DC haunted by a killer clown With scary makeup and tiny rotting hands Dear England, it's me, David Beckham.
You might have seen that as the World Cup kicks off, I've been honoured with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, halfway between Bob Hoskins and Mickey Mouse, just like my voice. As we begin the 2026 World Cup, I have a message for anyone wishing to turn this noble, beautiful competition into a tawdry, cynical, purely money-making exercise. I am available. Because I will flog anything.
Watches, vacuum cleaners, laptops, perfume, coffee, underpants, and problematic regimes with appalling human rights records. I'm basically the Argos catalogue, but with less of a spine. There is no product I won't sacrifice my remaining dignity for as long as the price is right. And I do have a gap in my schedule as my long-term endorsement of helium gas is about to come to an end.
Yours greedily, David. You're listening to PM with me, Evan Davis. I'm smooth all over, like one of those weird hairless cats you see on YouTube.
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Chapter 4: How does the Downing Street haunting add to the narrative?
Dared Ringers was performed by John Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Jess Robinson, Duncan Wisby and Lewis MacLeod. It was written by Nev Fountain and Tom Jamison, Lawrence Howard, Sophie Dixon, Joe Topping and John Holmes. Additional material by Jennifer Walker, Katie Sayre, Rachel E. Thorne and Lizzie Mansfield, Rebecca Bay and Cooper Marwini-Swirt. With original music by Duncan Wisby.
Dared Ringers is a BBC Studios audio production for Radio 4. It was created by Bill Dare and is produced and directed by John Holmes. So.
Greetings malevolent munchkins, fiendish friends and devilish do-gooders. Welcome back to the home of the oxymoron. Evil genius! I'm Russell Kane and I'm delighted to be steering the ship that unceremoniously wrenches historic figures from their perfect pedestals so that we can decide whether they're evil, genius or a heavy concoction of the two.
It's like the podcast version of telling your kids the ice cream van plays music when it's out of ice cream. Yes, it's evil. Yes, it's genius. Get on board now and listen to Evil Genius on BBC Sounds.
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