Florida Man: Legends Are Real

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Unknown 0:01
Every team, every topic, everywhere. This is Believe.
Frank 0:43
Welcome to another episode of Fringe Beyond Limits.
Unknown 0:53
Wow. Beautiful.
Brie 0:54
Beautiful.
Frank 0:55
Yeah, I could tell that the lessons are really coming in handy.
Unknown 1:01
I'm in a good mood. That's good. So am I. How are you ladies doing today? Pretty good. Good. Yeah. Yeah.
Brie 1:14
Okay. All right. Nothing fun, new, fancy. Nope. Yeah. No. What about you, Frank?
Frank 1:23
You know, I'm having a good time, you know, during as the recording in about an hour, the U.S. will be taking on Turkey. Turkey. In the World Cup. So I'm looking forward to that. I think they can make a really strong run. They have a really good team this year.
Unknown 1:43
So, yeah. Oh, boy.
Frank 1:45
I know. You guys don't know anything about World Cup, do you? No.
Brie 1:49
I was watching some. Yeah. I watched a few of the games. I get my updates at work for people talking about it.
Unknown 1:55
Yeah.
Brie 1:55
I know that Boston's been getting drunk dry. How do you say that?
Unknown 2:01
What?
Brie 2:02
Boston, apparently people are drinking them dry in their bars. Drinking them dry.
Frank 2:10
It was the Scots. The Scots, that's what it is.
Brie 2:14
Brazil?
Frank 2:16
No, Scots. The Scots. Scottish.
Brie 2:19
I know. Weren't they playing Brazil?
Frank 2:21
Oh, yeah. They were. Yes.
Brie 2:24
It's just when the game's not playing or something. Got it.
Frank 2:26
In Boston, where they came in droves and went to the bars, they drink the town dry of Sam Adams beer.
Brie 2:36
Gross. They've also been showing up to not just Boston, but I guess other places, just at professional sporting events for the U.S. and drinking them dry. Yeah. That's wild. That's impressive. We had a meeting, an all-hands-on meeting in our... our president of the company was like, it's interesting with the World Cup that the countries are literally acting like themselves. You got the Japanese who are very courteous and cleaning up after themselves. And you got the Swiss that are just like, they're just drinking everybody too. I was like, okay. Like they're just drinking everything and having parties. Yeah. It's like, all right.
Frank 3:18
Yeah. So yeah, that's what I got. I'm looking forward to watching the game tonight. What time? It starts at 9, I believe. Oh, yeah.
Brie 3:27
Where are they playing? So we got to get this episode done real quick. I'm assuming it's on the West Coast then?
Frank 3:31
Yeah. Yeah. I forget where they're playing, but yeah. So, yeah. That's all I got. Fun, fun. Yeah. All right. Well, let's jump right in.
Brie 3:41
You know, I just want to say after going to see Mickey Mouse, it's what inspired this episode.
Frank 3:49
Yeah. Yeah. This is one of my favorite topics of all time. It makes me feel so good about myself.
Brie 3:57
Especially because we have so many serious topics. It's nice to have. Yeah, we're going to have fun today.
Frank 4:01
A little levity, yes. So before Bigfoot, before Mothman, before aliens, cryptids, and creatures lurking in the dark, there was Florida Man. Florida Man. a being so powerful, so unpredictable, so completely immune to logic, that he became one of the greatest legends ever created by the internet. And unlike most legends, Florida Man is real. Or at least that's what the headlines would have you believe. So tonight we're exploring one of the strangest folk heroes of the modern age. A man who has wrestled alligators and A man who has attempted to rob businesses with live reptiles. A man who has stolen forklifts, ridden lawnmowers while intoxicated, and somehow managed to find himself at the center of thousands of bizarre news stories.
Frank 4:57
A man known only by the title, Florida Man.
Unknown 5:01
Florida!
Frank 5:03
Now, if you've spent any amount of time on the internet over the last 15 years, you've undoubtedly encountered him. The formula is simple. You open your social media feed, you see the words Florida Man, and then you read something so ridiculous that your brain refuses to accept it. Florida Man attempts to pay for fast food with Live Alligator. Florida Man arrested after trying to outrun police in a motorized wheelchair. Florida Man breaks into jail to spend time with friends. Florida man calls 911 because his cat denied him entry into his own house.
Brie 5:42
Cat's an asshole. Cats are going to rule the world one day. I'm waiting for it. No taking over.
Frank 5:47
Each headline sounds completely fabricated, like something generated by artificial intelligence or written by a group of comedians trying to outdo one another.

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