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Giggly Squad

Giggling about an emergency press conference

26 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 3.3 Hannah Berner

Sup, gigglers.

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3.781 - 5.806

Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.

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5.826 - 7.21 Hannah Berner

Manifest that shit.

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7.23 - 14.85

We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.

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15.792 - 44.854 Hannah Berner

you guys i have to have an i have to have an emergency press conference right now i can't believe this is happening i cannot no i believe i'm in shock i've been going through something and it's not funny and it's and it's not funny it hasn't been funny i haven't laughed about it page has been getting a kick out of my life would you know what if that's the one joy that we get out of this

45.965 - 54.976 Hannah Berner

I'll just let it, I'll let it, I'll let it fly. I'll let, I'll let it go. This is me now. This is me.

57.82 - 71.337 Paige DeSorbo

This is the equivalent of like your friend mispronounces a word forever for the rest of your guys. And it's not funny. So. Okay. So, so start from the top.

Chapter 2: What unexpected event prompts the emergency press conference?

71.357 - 81.048 Hannah Berner

Let's start from the beginning. Yeah. And one thing I do want to say about Giggly Squad is we'd love to say that we live and we learn, but we don't. We don't. We don't learn from each other's mistakes.

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81.348 - 102.363 Paige DeSorbo

We don't learn from our own mistakes. And this is supposed to be a forum where we talk about our shared experiences so that other people can relate or not relate. And we learn collectively. And as the host of this show, we haven't learned a goddamn thing. Not a goddamn thing.

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102.643 - 121.186 Hannah Berner

Now, one thing about the gigglers is they know me better than anyone. Better than my own, almost my own mother who betrayed me last week. Yeah. Also, the hardest part about this was not telling the gigglers like every second of this. It actually was driving me insane. We had a call about it. We had a literal call about it.

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121.226 - 155.466 Hannah Berner

We had to cut like moments of the past two pods where I like started talking about it. But I'm like, I can't hold it in anymore. Two weeks ago, I innocently went to get Masseter Dysport for my TMJ. Yeah. You guys know me. I don't do Botox. I, however, have gotten Master Botox twice. You guys know that. And I went to a new place. Was it a Groupon? No.

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156.608 - 159.431 Hannah Berner

But was it... Would I have probably done more research if it was Groupon?

160.152 - 160.212

No.

163.178 - 171.832 Paige DeSorbo

Was it under the umbrella of Groupon? Some would say it had the same energy. Was it convenient and I didn't look up anything?

172.133 - 192.106 Hannah Berner

Yes. So I get there and I'm like, I'd love to get some Botox. And the lady was like, what did you get last time? And I was like, whoa, I'm not a woman in STEM. I have no idea what happened. Pull up my chart because I don't know. And she was like, we don't do charts here. And I was like, of course you don't know. But she was like, is it disport? Is it zealman? Is it?

192.126 - 202.483 Hannah Berner

But I was like, I literally have no idea. I'm not a Botox girly. I just I clench my teeth really bad and I wake up with headaches sometimes because, you know, I'm a woman of the arts and I.

Chapter 3: How do the hosts reflect on their past mistakes?

270.368 - 294.244 Hannah Berner

and everything is working my career's doing well and I was like yeah we're gonna have a spectacular summer we truly are and I wake up that morning and I try to smile and it it feels kind of tight and I thought I had like dry skin or something and I so I put lotion on like me I have dry skin yeah it's so weird So then I do this interview and I'm like still feeling kind of weird.

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294.264 - 305.603 Hannah Berner

And then I'm like, oh, my God, is it possible that the poison that was injected in my face is now going to ruin my face?

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306.284 - 317.568 Paige DeSorbo

Would this be the repercussions of my own actions in real time? And it's a very humbling experience.

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317.588 - 320.994 Hannah Berner

No. So then two days go by. I call Paige.

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321.515 - 333.258 Paige DeSorbo

She's like, well, what was your experience? I was just in shock that you would just do this on a whim. Go to like a new place randomly on a whim. Does that shock you?

334.481 - 334.581

Yeah.

334.561 - 348.975 Paige DeSorbo

Kind of because like I you want to know what I look at you as my shepherd, like you're leading. And so once you've gone astray, I'm like, but I'm not leading you in any beauty thing.

349.462 - 375.351 Hannah Berner

type stuff no but you do lead in like sanity yeah don't do that that's that's wrong i was arguably getting a um medical procedure done it was not cosmetic it was literally medical and i did not know this i literally did not know this could happen so i called page actually it was really funny do the smile

376.613 - 379.811 Paige DeSorbo

Let's like really take a look-see and a gander at what we're dealing with.

Chapter 4: What was the experience with the Masseter Dysport procedure?

502.012 - 506.237 Hannah Berner

I'm like, it's three weeks of a gig. So she starts freaking out.

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506.417 - 508.86 Paige DeSorbo

It's the last person you want freaking out.

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509.26 - 528.863 Hannah Berner

I'm basically like, what can I do? And she's like, try to smile a lot. So then I go to a girl in West Hampton and she's like, look, and I've looked all over the line. She's like, you have to wait it out, but I will try to put saline solution in your face. So then I go and get saline solution injected all in my face.

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529.18 - 530.481 Paige DeSorbo

Yeah. Did that help?

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530.982 - 531.563 Hannah Berner

I don't think so.

532.424 - 558.073 Paige DeSorbo

Okay. Now, mind you, intermittently, I'm getting FaceTimes where Hannah is giving me different facts. At one point, she says, did you know that that's scientifically studied? If you can't smile, you will go into a depression. Okay. So guys, this is the mental fatigue.

560.095 - 577.564 Paige DeSorbo

at one point at one point she goes i went back to the podcast when this happened to you and i listened more closely i go okay good to know when i was going through something you were like yeah yeah your vein get over it so i go to pilates just trying to live a normal life

577.544 - 592.448 Hannah Berner

And I was kind of in hiding in West Hampton, but I go to Pilates and my Pilates instructor is laughing at me, but I'm like, whatever. So I'm about to start my Pilates class and the girl next to me is like, ooh, that was hard for me.

600.055 - 629.218 Hannah Berner

i just i just lost a muscle something just like fell off and i was like and i was like hey and she's like i'm a giggler and i'm like nice to meet you and then i looked in the mirror because and it looks like i was looking at her like you fucking freak like why would you talk to me so we're like about to start and i'm like by the way i just got weird uh masseter botox i can't smile i'm not being rude i swear and she's like no problem no problem

Chapter 5: What are the risks associated with cosmetic procedures?

872.635 - 879.703 Paige DeSorbo

Okay. It's not as your lip, your top lip at one point was really going up.

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879.803 - 881.145 Hannah Berner

Yeah, it was going really high.

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881.205 - 887.052 Paige DeSorbo

Yeah, it's definitely widened, which makes me think that their muscles are kind of like

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888.297 - 917.043 Hannah Berner

chilling out a little bit because we want it to be wider sorry i'm so depressed right now i just i actually was like just breathe and this is the thing when stuff like this happens to you in your life it's not about what happens to you it's how you react to it and have i reacted to a great no Have I been pushing people away because I can't stop talking about it?

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917.063 - 931.746 Hannah Berner

And have I been up all night on Reddit trying to find people who have experienced the same thing and actually not finding that many situations? This is extremely rare what's happening to me. I don't know why it happened to me. But then I think of a picture. I don't have cancer.

932.087 - 937.495 Paige DeSorbo

I thought you were going to say, I don't have kids. It's like, okay. That took a turn.

937.535 - 947.139 Hannah Berner

Butter is alive. Yep. I still have my brain. I'm tan right now. And it's, this is temporary? Yes.

947.601 - 950.873 Paige DeSorbo

Wait, tell them what your mom said.

951.46 - 954.003 Hannah Berner

She was like, are you OK? And I'm like, this is me smiling.

Chapter 6: How does the host cope with unexpected physical changes?

1157.71 - 1182.671 Paige DeSorbo

It's humbling and it puts life into perspective. I truly think it was like a sign from God to both of us. Like, don't do it. I told you not to do it. You guys went and did it. And... And it's not for you. I don't think it's for us because I think there is this larger plan that we are like amazing actresses and we must be able to move our face. We must have expression.

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1182.751 - 1188.318 Hannah Berner

We must. Also, I was afraid I put a hex on myself because the next one.

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1188.798 - 1193.864 Paige DeSorbo

Sometimes I feel like people like siphon my energy and they get the outcome that I actually deserve.

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1193.884 - 1198.53 Hannah Berner

This is like out of some karmic shit you did because, you know, I've been clean.

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1198.51 - 1226.712 Paige DeSorbo

okay so now I'm getting blamed for your karma okay because I don't have enough of my own to deal with no we are fully connected right now we're both on our periods like we are the same thing Hannah and I also literally Hannah got her period last night I got mine this morning so this is insane guys I got for the first time ever I got my period on a red eye what does that mean nothing

1230.522 - 1232.51 Paige DeSorbo

Wait, I went to my astrologer today.

1232.551 - 1235.142 Hannah Berner

Did you talk to them? Yeah, I did.

1235.162 - 1265.413 Paige DeSorbo

What'd they say about my smile? Oh yeah, you're a fuck. He started it out saying everyone goes into nine year cycles. The hardest years are year two and year seven. You are currently in your year seven. And I was like, perfect. But I feel like you've been having a good year. I feel like I have been too. And he was like, but I rather you be in your bad year now because it's like, it's like coming.

1265.473 - 1291.002 Paige DeSorbo

It's almost over because next year is like the best and most amazing year for you. And I was like, amazing. And he was like, Your manifestation powers next year are off the charts. He recorded it and he sends it to you. And I'll put his name in our newsletter. It was transformational. It was one of the best readings because I haven't had a reading with him in six years.

Chapter 7: What insights are shared about mental health and self-perception?

2498.257 - 2516.417 Paige DeSorbo

no but he had like blue eyes brown hair he would like come to the door and like ring the doorbell to pick me up for dinner oh my god it was like a real summer fling i think i was like 20 so cute anyway why is can every week

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2516.752 - 2536.465 Paige DeSorbo

like what's everyone all of a sudden i one day i woke up and everyone was just like in can you didn't come to can i'm like where where did every where what's everyone do surely not everyone needs to be there also it's not like next door these i'm like you're going across the world for a panel

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2537.288 - 2540.973 Hannah Berner

This is a lot. This is a lot. You could do virtual, you know?

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2541.033 - 2545.078 Paige DeSorbo

You could do a Zoom. I feel like I see something about Cannes and I'm just like, no.

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2545.418 - 2549.804 Hannah Berner

No, but also Cannes, they just had the film festival and now they're doing like an advertising festival.

2550.264 - 2571.526 Paige DeSorbo

Everything's a festival. There's a lot of festivals, which are better than parades, I will say. I just want to end here because I have been doing some like thoughts and reflection and... If there's one thing about me, I like to acknowledge when I've changed my mind because I think it's important to let women know that it's okay to change your mind.

2571.926 - 2588.141 Paige DeSorbo

That's what growing and expanding and that's what life is all about. And so I do think that there are certain situations where it is okay to say one thing and do the other. And I think there are situations where it's okay to be hypocritical. Mm-hmm. The more I think about it, the more I really put some thought into it.

2588.161 - 2594.874 Paige DeSorbo

I actually kind of love that Taylor Swift's getting married at Madison Square Garden.

2594.894 - 2597.62 Hannah Berner

I thought you were going to say you're getting Botox.

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