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Giggly Squad

Giggling about breakups, blisters, and public meltdowns

13 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What new experiences are Hannah and Paige sharing in this episode?

0.031 - 3.317 Hannah Berner

Sup, gigglers.

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3.778 - 5.161 Paige DeSorbo

Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.

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5.422 - 7.225 Hannah Berner

Manifest that shit.

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7.245 - 14.8 Paige DeSorbo

We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.

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16.18 - 20.189 Hannah Berner

What is up, my gravitational giggler? It's a new one.

20.43 - 20.891 Paige DeSorbo

It's a good one.

21.312 - 33.379 Hannah Berner

So we did our first second episode. Yeah. And if you guys haven't noticed, we're in a new studio and our YouTubes now have full bodies. And I am just crumbling under the pressure of getting an outfit together for this.

33.848 - 53.087 Paige DeSorbo

Because we're used to having a table in front of us. And also I see so many people do like podcast clips and I'm like, oh shoot, they blew their hair out. They put on a good outfit. And then everyone, and then my mom's like, you love outfits, you love clothes. Why do you show up to Giggly Squad and you always look a mess? Well, you pretended to work out this morning.

53.327 - 59.173 Paige DeSorbo

I pretended to work out this morning. Also, I'm one week before my periods. My boobs are like huge.

Chapter 2: How do Hannah and Paige navigate their new studio setup for the podcast?

61.715 - 62.556 Paige DeSorbo

What was I just saying?

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62.823 - 65.587 Hannah Berner

Well, I dressed up like a 90s bully.

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65.987 - 75.161 Paige DeSorbo

Yeah. But Hannah said something so not Hannah. She was like, let's say what our outfits are. Where does one even get that T-shirt?

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75.181 - 80.568 Hannah Berner

This is a brand called Only New York. And then I'm actually wearing these A-gold, a goldie.

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81.029 - 81.169 Paige DeSorbo

Mm-hmm.

82.212 - 109.198 Paige DeSorbo

agolda yeah um jeans barrel okay thank you for leaving the best for last what the hell are on your feet i've never seen a mary jane adidas i didn't even know they made those look i don't do ballet flats unless you could run in them and sorry for all you audio listeners you gotta go to youtube that's a diabolical shoe and you want to know what when i was with you the other day sorry like velcro sorry i don't want to tie my shoe like an adult

109.178 - 126.379 Paige DeSorbo

I actually meant to bring this up to you the other day because I had to run downstairs and I couldn't find my shoes on like Tuesday when we hung out. And so I put yours on and as I slipped them on, I was like, what the fuck are these?

126.399 - 134.188 Hannah Berner

I've never in my life. There's some people like, I can't, when I see a traditional shoe, I'm like, I can't work with this. Like I need other worldly shapes.

134.208 - 134.308

Yeah.

Chapter 3: What insights do they share about dealing with public meltdowns?

811.6 - 815.533 Hannah Berner

And I go, tell me what he did. There are girls in my DMs who have told me more details.

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815.613 - 827.789 Paige DeSorbo

Wait, now my DMs from the girls are like, hey. I know you said on the pod, don't DM me about your boyfriend problem because you're just going to say break up with him. But listen to this one. But it's the same answer.

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828.75 - 834.777 Hannah Berner

So anyway, men, they like respect each other's privacy in a way that is stupid. I don't respect.

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834.937 - 836.799 Paige DeSorbo

You want to know what? It's in a selfish way.

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837.079 - 840.563 Hannah Berner

Well, because they never had to in life. They never had to be like, I need help.

841.684 - 852.051 Paige DeSorbo

Yeah. Okay. I've been dying to talk about it since we started. Since we talked about it on the pod last time, the toxic mom group. I just love it.

852.131 - 867.914 Hannah Berner

So this is my problem. I'm so obsessed with it. I can't get myself to read a full cut article because the words are so small. Wait, they're so small. Why do they do that? It's like keeping like what I want to do with my time. Ooh, I'll read Ashley Tisdale's article now and I can't get to it. I can't do it. Did you read it?

868.054 - 870.998 Paige DeSorbo

No.

871.018 - 873.862 Hannah Berner

Okay, so without reading the article, what is the current update?

Chapter 4: What embarrassing moment did Hannah experience at a coffee shop?

917.379 - 938.22 Paige DeSorbo

You like learn about different people's personalities, what like friendship is like. And you're like, oh, I never have to deal with that again. Then you get to college. You have one year where like you're just like, no, I'm switching all my. Why was I friends with them? Or like something happens and you're like, I'll never deal with that again because I'm not in school. Like now I'm an adult.

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938.241 - 939.702 Paige DeSorbo

I'm in the workplace and.

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939.682 - 963.951 Paige DeSorbo

you're gonna say workforce i was we are in the workforce we are in the workforce then you get to an office and you're like wait a minute dude office politics offices are so scary then you're like okay whatever that's like a professional it's not in my personal life i don't have to deal with it every stage of a woman's life i feel like there's some type of situation where like you have to

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965.753 - 986.775 Paige DeSorbo

It's just like something happens with your friends where I actually applaud the men for that because you never hear of that. You never hear of guys being like, he was my best friend all growing up. And then something happened in college and we never spoke again. So I actually like admire that about their friendships. Okay. Yeah. They don't talk to each other.

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986.796 - 993.803 Hannah Berner

They don't know anything about each other. It's like those marriages where it's like, well, they don't sleep in the same bed. So obviously they can stay together. Like they haven't seen each other.

993.783 - 1018.002 Hannah Berner

okay yeah like I'm not judging but it's like when but men do like even if you look at like tennis matches like the women are not friends on tour like after a match where something goes wrong I'm like well I'll never speak to her again where men will literally like sleep with each other's girlfriends get in a physical altercation and then be like it's okay bro yeah I'll see you tomorrow like I'll literally I'll see you tomorrow I don't know how they do that

1019.095 - 1025.901 Paige DeSorbo

But also I feel like every girl has had one friendship breakup where you're like, that was my canon event.

1026.761 - 1039.132 Hannah Berner

Yeah, because when a girl doesn't want to be friends with you, it hurts more because she really loved you for you. She wasn't having sex with you. Exactly. You weren't tricking her with your pussy.

1039.152 - 1041.274 Paige DeSorbo

You genuinely don't like my personality.

Chapter 5: What reflections do they have on their past relationships?

1067.863 - 1084.958 Hannah Berner

Which is like not real. It's not real, but it also was kind of harsh because it was like your entire friend group one day. They're like, and you're out. Yeah. Like I've never lost like a. seven people like that before. Right. Um, I have, I have, I know you're going to be like, no, not really.

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1085.158 - 1100.959 Hannah Berner

But like, since then I've never had, I've, I've definitely had like growing apart because like someone starts having a family or like someone leaves jobs. Right. Um, I have a question for you that I think people might, connect to. Okay.

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1100.979 - 1120.151 Hannah Berner

Everyone has that like friend who might've like partied a little too hard in their twenties and may have like pissed off a lot of people and like was a lot of drama. But then we're at the point now in our thirties where a lot of these people have got done work on themselves. They're sobering up and they're, they're kind of like reemerging into people's lives.

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1120.171 - 1122.615 Hannah Berner

Like, Hey, sorry when I was 24 and was in a K hole.

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Yeah.

1124.48 - 1131.912 Hannah Berner

Now I'm 33 and I did ayahuasca and I reflected. Do you let these people back into your lives?

1133.574 - 1134.135 Paige DeSorbo

Wow.

1134.155 - 1142.989 Hannah Berner

And this is a very, you know, general question because I have friends who have like used to party really hard and like didn't do a lot of healthy things and may have hurt people.

1143.029 - 1162.997 Paige DeSorbo

This is a very polarizing statement I'm going to say, but my mom has like said it since I was little, so I don't really care. And it actually isn't whatever, but she's always said that like people don't change like ever. Like I don't, she was like, I don't care if they went to therapy. I don't care if they did this. I don't care if they did that.

Chapter 6: How do Hannah and Paige discuss the dynamics of friendship breakups?

3511.285 - 3515.311 Hannah Berner

If a man makes you feel... And that's it.

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3515.331 - 3517.173 Paige DeSorbo

If a man... And move on with your life.

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3517.433 - 3538 Hannah Berner

If a man makes you feel ugly at any moment, even if you are ugly in that moment, leave him. Oh, that's really good. It's so true. Like, remember those relationships where, like, in theory it should be good, but, like, you just didn't feel gorgeous around him, even though you knew you are? Yes.

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3538.481 - 3540.664 Paige DeSorbo

I actually haven't felt that, I feel like, since, like, my early 20s.

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3540.704 - 3547.232 Hannah Berner

Also know those guys who you know you look like shit, but when you're around them, he makes you feel like you're just, like, a model off-duty.

3547.252 - 3555.343 Paige DeSorbo

That's just, like, guys being insecure. Wait, before we go, did you see that one TikTok couple that I actually will insert their names? They broke up.

3556.387 - 3579.897 Paige DeSorbo

he's like a chef he's a chef and she always does like funny videos and it's like in their family they just built this like gorgeous house they've been like a tiktok couple for years they've been together since they were like 14 she actually made a tiktok and was like we are officially together more years than we've been apart she found out he was cheating on her and she like immediately left and i just think that's such a good message anyway that's all i wanted to say

3581.902 - 3594.459 Paige DeSorbo

No, I was really devastated by their divorce. I was like, wait, they were like the only TikTok couple that I was ever like, oh, they seem like normal because I felt like they didn't share that much personal stuff. All their videos were like funny.

3594.479 - 3599.725 Hannah Berner

Well, they couldn't. He's in another woman's bed. Right. He was in another relationship. He's like, hey, can't tell you what I did today.

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