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Chapter 1: What are the hosts' thoughts on parades?
Sup, gigglers. Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
What's up, my gigglers? Yeah. So someone messaged me and said I was listening to Paige tell a story about how her ears were ringing and just wanted to let her know that that actually could be a health concern. It doesn't always mean people are talking bad about you. Tell my mom not. I go, not in Italian. Not in Italian.
I also want to apologize to the community for saying that Mormon House, Mormon Secret Wives was better than Vanderpump Rules. I was just having a moment of excitement and I apologize. That wasn't true.
Well, everyone's entitled to their own opinions, and if you feel like you had a better time watching that over the past couple of weeks, that's okay.
Thank you for validating my feelings. Also, just want to start out with our Woman of STEM of the Week. Up top, there's a woman who does Uber Eats deliveries, and she realizes that when she takes a picture of the food and she puts her feet in them, she gets bigger tips. So that is our Woman of STEM of the Week.
I can't believe you just said that because I have what pissed me off this week. What is it? You know how Uber launched? They're like, oh, you can request a woman to drive you. Amazing. I love that. What a great feature. Awesome. When I have really heavy bags, though, I'm not putting that on the girls. Anyway, I digress. Also, women can work for sex traffickers. So you're not fooling me, honey.
You're actually not fooling me. Where Uber has messed up with this is... When I'm doing an Uber Eats grocery order, why can't I pick a woman? And I don't know if this is what Darwin had in mind when he discovered natural selection, but Uber Eats delivery drivers who are men who go into the grocery store. Are you alive? Are you alive?
Because whenever I'm doing a grocery order from Uber Eats, it's because I need like two things that I forgot that I'm not. going to the store by myself, or I need something really heavy, like a 24 case of water bottles. So I'm going to Uber Eats that and add a couple other things.
When I have a woman, I actually messaged my woman the other day and I said, I'm so thankful that you are a woman because I've been trying to get garlic now for 48 hours.
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Chapter 2: What is the Woman of STEM of the Week feature?
A sentence that is burned in my brain is, where's the goddamn list?
Yeah.
And that's from my dad. That's a direct quote from my dad. Gary Shakespeare to Sorbo. And there's so many times that he's come home and my mom has been like, OK, but this isn't one. And he's like, Kim, they didn't have it. They didn't have it, Kim. And she's like, don't make me go over there.
And she's like, I know that they did. I know they did. I know they did. My dad also would on the list of things we need. He would like write jokes at the bottom like he'd write a backhand. That's sweet. Yeah, so he'd have his little jokes, but my mom was like, and it isn't funny. And it's not funny. That is a good game show, though.
Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about Uber's new features?
Dad's trying to remember their children's birthdays. What is it where my dad the other day... It's weaponized incompetence.
period but my dad the other day he like wasn't answering his phone and i was like oh silly dad or like if my mom doesn't answer i'm like so she's in a ditch she's dead somewhere she went to a doctor's appointment she didn't tell me about it now she's dead on the table like i got my dad i'm like he left his phone in the car Stupid.
No, I was like, my dad forgot how his phone works. And that's okay. Meanwhile, when my mom, when she answers on the first ring, that's what you love is.
Do you ever call your mom and your dad answers and you're like,
uh i'm calling for a reason like can you get it like sometimes i almost feel bad because i'm like oh there's nothing for you yeah i'm like i actually called for a mom what's the tiktok this is my house it's pam i don't know that one i'm the owner of this house oh yeah um no my dad's answered before and it's like when she's in the shower and i'm like i'll call back thank you
Also, last night, the Las Culturistas Awards aired. Wait, can I give some tea?
So, this is so funny. We get in and they put us in like these seats. They put us in the front row. Thank you, Bowen and Matt, treating us. They put us right in the front. I'm so excited. I'm sitting there all titillated. I love watching other people perform. And the camera guy comes. I love watching other people perform.
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Chapter 4: What challenges do women face with delivery services?
So this camera guy comes and he just looks at us and he goes, you guys sell my house? And you didn't hear him say this. He just asked me because I was on the corner. And I look at him and I go, no. He walks away, comes back, he goes, you guys are supposed to be selling my house. And I go...
yeah well sierra was sitting like right behind us so i go i mean the people i think they're gonna be summer house and he goes no you all are supposed to be summer house i go okay i got fired i looked at go i got fired he goes hold on one sec he walks back he goes are you sure you're not summer house i'm like it's complicated it's the whole thing i'm just not aligning myself right now with them
i know it's just not really my brand like i know that i'm back on bravo today but like overall i just don't even this guy was like we're going live in three minutes what the fuck are you talking about and i was like there was like a lot that went on that like it's been like six years like i'm not on summer house like it's actually super nuanced and like i could explain it to you but like i'm not sure we have the time some people know me from summer house some people know from yeah i also do this like hand on the street thing sometimes on tiktok that people do you have a hulu account
I go, honestly, I started doing sets at the stand and like, I really started to find my comedic voice on stage. Like literally, it was so fucking, like, cause I was like, could not get myself to be like, yeah, I'm on, I'm part of Summer House. It felt like.
vitriol to be like yeah it's like no like i actually go back to your team explain the nuances and let's not label people i wrote i wrote down mandy more because oh my god we walked by her She performed with Bowen and Matt. And I just feel like as a society, as a whole, as a collective, especially as millennials, I feel like we're not putting enough onus on...
Mandy Moore's career and how much she impacted our lives. Like Mandy Moore actually was the first pop star I knew of, like before, before Brittany and Christina, like really came into my world. I was a Mandy Moore girl.
Really? Well, I feel like, no, this was a long time ago, so if I get this not fully correct, don't at me, but... You know what's really funny to think about?
Like... like our mom saying like like gen z jargon in everyday life like imagine if you just heard lenore be like and don't at me but uh like finish the sentence she actually does because she listens to giggly squad so much later that day she was like i was so page-coded but um
I feel like it was a timing thing where there were too many girls of similar fonts. Like there were too many blondes. I'll be so real with you. They were like either go brunette or we don't have space for you here. Like they had, cause they had Jessica Simpson. They had, they had Christina and they had Brittany and Mandy Moore was like as good.
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Chapter 5: What are the hosts' opinions on the Las Culturistas Awards?
I told you once I met these country guys and they're like, we're going to come pick you up in our truck. And I was like, a hub truck? Like, I never know what a truck. I was like, I'm from New York. Like, you mean like a moving truck? Like, what are you talking about a truck? Just say SUV. Anyway. So he gets his big truck and then she wants to be sweet with the mom.
So she somehow buys the mom this like really nice car car. Now the mom, cause she's a woman is like, let's look into this a little. Cause this is kind of strange that this girl's like a month in buying everyone things. And they're like, no one paid for that car and we have to take it back.
Yeah. Got repossessed within like three weeks.
You know what it is also with con men, they go so crazy that, That it's like so unrealistic that you can't wrap your head around it. Cause then she goes, I want to buy this like $20 million acre farm.
4 million.
And she sits the whole family down to like present it to them that she's gonna. On Christmas. On Christmas. And they have footage. That's why documentaries are so good nowadays. They have footage of everything.
That's why Ben Stiller was like at the game with his sideways camera and just getting footage.
I wouldn't have been surprised if Ben Stiller was at their Christmas holding his horizontal phone.
We're about to make history.
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