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Giggly Squad

Giggling about lust, lady’s maids, and love island

23 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What humorous situations arise from family gatherings?

0.031 - 3.299 Hannah Berner

Sup, gigglers.

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Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.

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5.825 - 7.208 Hannah Berner

Manifest that shit.

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We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.

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15.59 - 31.303 Hannah Berner

What's up, my gaggle-a-giggle-a-gigglers? My gaggle-a-gigglers. I'm out of breath. You're out of breath because you were gossiping with someone in your house. Wait, that's called a drive-by gossip. When you're like, I don't have time, but I have to tell you something real quick.

32.026 - 42.28 Paige DeSorbo

I literally said, I don't have time for this, so I'm going to make this 10-hour story into 30 seconds so you can ruminate on it, and then I'll be back.

42.32 - 51.233 Hannah Berner

And then give me follow-up questions. But we're having a wholesome episode because we spent time with our parents last weekend.

51.213 - 79.7 Paige DeSorbo

what did you do i went out to dinner last night with my mother my father and my brother the ogs i love when it gets back to the ogs you're like we started this family that's so funny because my dad said that at dinner he goes when is it ever just the four of us parents love saying that they love doing that they love being nostalgic for a simpler time Was it an Italian restaurant?

79.721 - 102.05 Paige DeSorbo

It was an Italian restaurant. There was a Blessed Mary there. So everyone was safe. It is so funny as not that my brother has children either, but like my parents are in a spot where like they're ready for grandchildren. They're kind of like, you know, like cool, whatever you want to do, but also like we're bored.

Chapter 2: How does a 5K race turn into a family bonding experience?

214.719 - 237.212 Hannah Berner

And I said... of course national anthem hitting that note are you kidding you're an icon she goes and maybe maybe if we feel like it we can walk it maybe if we and i'm just like okay trickster she is such a trickster i was led astray i get there and this bit she's stretching a little i'm like it's funny why she's stretching and she's like do you want to water i'm like why would i need a water

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237.614 - 262.84 Hannah Berner

wait was your dad there my dad was there but his foot hurts so he's just standing there he's so good he's so good he's giggling looking at me and then she's like let's look at all these little kids let's walk it let's walk it it's fun let's walk it what is how long is a five cat like how it's around three miles which again what's three miles Well, it's not short. It's definitely not short.

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263.241 - 277.122 Hannah Berner

And why are we still doing 5k? Like we're in America. Let's do miles. Why are we suddenly European when it comes to races? But I digress. Wait, why are we suddenly European? I have no idea. It's like, then let's start calling soccer football.

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277.102 - 302.502 Hannah Berner

right like let's change all of our measurements like let's have any consistency but you know what it is it's a trick people to run these races they're like it's it's just a 5k it's just 5k so she looks at me and she's like let's just let's start with a jog and then if you're tired we can walk now mind you yes i've been playing some tennis yes no yeah that's all i've been doing and that's

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302.482 - 305.927 Paige DeSorbo

I was about to list like all the physical activity.

306.267 - 325.053 Hannah Berner

Look, I played some tennis and that is fast twitch muscles. Do you know what fast twitch muscles are? I don't. I'm a fast twitch muscle girly. That means in a sprint, she's ready. First step, fast. Slow twitch muscles are people that can like, they run slower, but they run for long periods of time. I'm all power.

325.073 - 331.341 Hannah Berner

I can like run away from a lion, but like if they're like run with the lion for a long time, I'll be like the lion could eat me.

331.996 - 346.278 Paige DeSorbo

And what if your knees are? I'm sitting here weighing my options and I'm like, um... You're like, do I have a twitch? I would rather not be labeled in this situation.

346.298 - 352.587 Hannah Berner

Wait, me saying I have fast twitch muscles is so annoying. I'm so...

Chapter 3: What insights do the hosts share about their parents' expectations?

439.393 - 439.874 Hannah Berner

What is this?

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439.994 - 441.195 Paige DeSorbo

Eighth grade? Like, no.

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441.715 - 447.981 Hannah Berner

And also I'm like, this was supposed to be a beautiful weekend of bonding. By the way, no music, just silent. Me and her running.

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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to Love Island and its cultural impact?

447.961 - 473.732 Hannah Berner

silent and i in my head i go what would page do right now and i go page wouldn't even put herself in this situation so this is why i stay alert i would have seen that line of questioning from lenore and knew i was getting into a bad situation because in my head i was like she wouldn't ask this of me right you're like this is my mom this is but she knows that i love her and in that moment she's like so excited to jog yeah

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473.712 - 497.205 Hannah Berner

and my fucking dad standing at the sidelines cheering i was just gonna say that's my favorite part of this whole story is that your dad's like uh yeah my foot hurts like okay sure it does that is literally me and you at any event when we get asked to do something and you always are the first one to get out of it and then i'm stuck holding the family together i'm like sorry i just got a uti i have

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497.185 - 527.192 Hannah Berner

and just it so I'm I tell her it's like embarrassing but I'm like and I was fit back in my day like my mom and I used to jog together and I said mom I'm a comedian now I can't do this so we stop we're walking and she's like okay you ready to run again and I'm like okay so we're on and off running the whole time and she's rolling her eyes at me she's like you're ruining my time and I'm like I didn't know we're doing a timed mile that's like the number one rule that I told the gigglers I would never do

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527.172 - 551.543 Paige DeSorbo

and then she was like okay well don't make fun of me on giggly squad and i said well don't do things that would cause me to tell on you on giggly squad i feel like a lot of people say that to us and i'm like okay but i'm an entertainer and what you've just given me is entertaining and in my brain i'm gonna tell the story in a magnificent way you're gonna love it

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Chapter 5: What are the differences between Love Island USA and UK?

551.523 - 584.131 Hannah Berner

yep but this is my this is my experience and look do we protect identities from people who of course of course of course of course however mom i'm throwing your name yeah all over the place because this was disrespectful and then well at the very end i sprinted and i won well who were you against my mom okay No, but I beat my mom after telling her I needed to walk the whole time.

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584.572 - 590.178 Hannah Berner

And she was like, why did you sprint? And I was like, because everyone was watching. And I couldn't look like a loser.

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590.879 - 606.758 Paige DeSorbo

You're like, I'm not going through the finish line with people thinking I walked it. Like, that's insane. Okay, it's so funny that we're like on walking TikTok right now. But like, I went on a walk with my parents this weekend, like a couple of times.

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606.738 - 629.37 Paige DeSorbo

and I think one of like my biggest revelations is that my dad is he beats to his own drum like he doesn't care he's like the number one person that like doesn't care what other people are doing he's like focused on his own what he's doing what his family's doing like he doesn't know he doesn't care so like

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629.35 - 657.13 Paige DeSorbo

He's never walking into a situation and feeling, like, embarrassed by anything because he's like, I don't know you and I don't care about you. And I learned that over the weekend when he went walking in jeans. And... That is so dad. It's so dad because I'm like, in my head, I'm like, well, what would he put on other than jeans? And then I'm thinking, like, I've never seen my dad...

657.11 - 680.282 Paige DeSorbo

Couple things. I've never seen my dad get in bed and I've never seen my dad get out of bed. He's just perpetually awake. You've never seen him not in jeans. I've never seen him not in jeans. I've seen him in like a suit pant and a summer linen pant. Yeah. But like in the winter, I'm thinking like, oh, wait, this man only knows jeans.

680.262 - 702.287 Hannah Berner

yep and he's so comfortable in them he's so comfortable and they're perfectly broken in he should be in a levy's commercial did i pronounce it right levi's sorry i panicked wait that's so cute does your dad also like when he's hanging around the house sometimes if he is wearing shorts like he pulls it up like too high

703.482 - 730.975 Paige DeSorbo

that's just my dad no i've never seen him in shorts wait what no the only type of shorts i've seen him in are like khaki shorts yeah he might have like a white pair of linen shorts i kind of want to send him like a full lululemon tracksuit like windbreaker matching him or like in a velvet tracksuit like so italian don't get my brother started he he has zero athleisure that's what it is he has zero athleisure that's

730.955 - 754.508 Paige DeSorbo

So he doesn't work out. What does he do to work out? He walks and drinks coffee. His metabolism is fast. But he is you. That's what you do. Okay, well, that was the other thing over the weekend. The segment, What Pissed Me Off This Week, is just talking about that segment as a whole. That's just taken from my real personality and my real life of talking to my mom.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts discuss generational differences in dating?

801.437 - 805.403 Paige DeSorbo

You know what's making me fucking angry, guys?

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806.465 - 822.049 Hannah Berner

That you think I'm angry. I'm obsessed that your dad literally goes, one day I woke up 40 and I said, I'm fucking over this shit. I'm done with you. I'm done with you. I'm done. But the first 40 years, Gary was just like smiley, happy, whimsical.

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822.029 - 848.07 Paige DeSorbo

and like he's misunderstood honestly now that they're saying that i'm like him he's misunderstood but i feel like he's not scary i feel like he's not scary at all no he's not scary it's like kim could be scary like lenore could be scary that's he's more like you're being stupid and that's pissing me off yes like do it right he's always a little mad it it doesn't come across as mad because that's his baseline you know

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848.759 - 849.56 Paige DeSorbo

And that's his baseline.

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849.58 - 862.898 Hannah Berner

Which is actually how I feel about you. Yeah. Like if you're a little too happy, I'm like, did we take... Did we slip a pill? Like last time when you were getting your eggs frozen, I didn't like that at all.

863.119 - 867.645 Paige DeSorbo

Yeah. Or like the time that I said I was excited to see you in LA and you were like...

867.625 - 893.818 Hannah Berner

your page's phone got hagged this is a scam email she's trying to scam text me to click a link page this is my family after the 5k we go get dinner whatever get home barely enough time to watch tv and you know i like to like have decompress tv time decompress thank you wake up in the morning 9 a.m we have to go play nine holes of golf no she's she's running a training camp

893.798 - 921.928 Hannah Berner

the 5k family that i try to protect people from and i realize it's in my own home and sometimes it's right under your own nose and sometimes it's your own family from inside the house and then i thought back at things and i said oh my god but this thing That's why there was one ex-boyfriend in particular who I dated who was not athletic, but he was like successful in other things.

922.028 - 944.235 Hannah Berner

And my family was like, we don't care. My dad was like, can you throw the football with a good spiral or not? And like he and I literally had to like pull him aside and I was like, hey, like this isn't a joke. This isn't a bit like my dad needs to see how high your vertical leap is. It's just part of like our culture. He didn't make the cut. And like that wasn't my fault.

Chapter 7: What reflections do the hosts have on their childhood and family dynamics?

1153.528 - 1165.32 Paige DeSorbo

Thank God I'm going on vacation next week because I have so much TV. I'm being the anchors in which I am beholden to my bed right now because I have two Love Islands.

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1165.3 - 1192.354 Paige DeSorbo

also you can't just watch the shows you have to get opinions like you have to immerse myself in the culture yeah I actually would like to take back my stance that I was annoyed that they were on at the same time I actually think it has been so interesting to watch Love Island UK around the same ages maybe some are a little younger some a little older and Love Island USA at the same time again same ages

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1194.308 - 1197.677 Hannah Berner

I want to be gentle. I'm trying to be gentle.

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1197.697 - 1201.087 Paige DeSorbo

I'm trying. I'm finding it. I'm finding it.

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1201.107 - 1207.284 Hannah Berner

I love the word gentle. That's what I tell Lois when she goes to pet a cat. I'm like, gentle. Gentle, Lois, gentle.

1207.766 - 1231.032 Paige DeSorbo

Gen Z... Because here's the thing, Love Island USA, this is now the first batch, really, of... They're all Gen Z. Every single one of them is Gen Z. I think the oldest one is 29, and that's like an older Gen Z. But like the girls that are early 20s, they're there. During COVID, these poor kids were in high school. So they're not...

1231.012 - 1251.754 Paige DeSorbo

having a traditional experience do they mention that on the show uh no not really i don't think well people were posting things of them from high school and someone was like this is covid like during covid because my cousin who had covid during high school was

1251.734 - 1260.774 Hannah Berner

She fully is self-aware and she's like, our being naughty was just going outside. You guys were experiencing things.

1261.214 - 1282.112 Paige DeSorbo

I think there's multiple factors happening. I think there's the self-aware of... people that are like we didn't experience sneaking out getting caught drinking going to a field they had meeting new people they had ring cameras their parents were tracking them it was a totally different experience also add in

Chapter 8: How do the hosts plan to navigate their upcoming trip to Italy?

1432.959 - 1454.853 Paige DeSorbo

The guy says, would you think about what you saw? Other guy responds, long. Other guy goes, I wasn't even like fully erect. I was at a semi. I go, what? what's happening here? I go, are we like, are you guys trying to make us feel stupid? These guys be what you want. Be together though. But like, don't come and trick us.

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1454.873 - 1470.552 Hannah Berner

I would love bisexual love Island where you don't know who's, that would be amazing. I would love it. That would, why is that not a thing? Wait, so are you saying you like the UK better? Yeah, but I've always liked UK better.

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1470.752 - 1476.48 Paige DeSorbo

Sometimes it's bad luck with a group. Totally. This year's casting was interesting.

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1476.94 - 1495.986 Hannah Berner

Because sometimes a group mentality forms where someone is being a little like, this is how I feel. And then everyone's like, oh, I guess we have to do that. Where if one person, that's what they say with stand-up comedy. If there's one really good laugher, everyone else feels like they can laugh. So if you have someone in the group that's holding people back, that could be a bad thing.

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1495.966 - 1520.303 Paige DeSorbo

a bad thing um but i love the honesty of the uk the uk is so honest and they're having like conversation like they just show you more of their conversation so you can feel when people are like falling for someone else or whatever usa is also it's almost like they're very aware of how you win the show and who becomes an influencer which of course they all want to be influencers and

1520.283 - 1520.684 Hannah Berner

Yeah.

1520.864 - 1525.812 Paige DeSorbo

But I think that's why they're all sticking with their original partner. And it's like, OK, but that's not the point.

1526.313 - 1529.978 Hannah Berner

Like, oh, because they want people to, like, stand their relationship.

1530.018 - 1535.447 Paige DeSorbo

Yeah, but they all did it. So it's like we we know that you all don't like each other.

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