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Giggly Squad

Giggling about pregnancy, pearadise, and pink trauma

16 Jun 2026

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Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What inspired the conversation about Mormon Wives?

0.031 - 3.297 Hannah Berner

Sup, gigglers.

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3.778 - 14.698

Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.

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15.657 - 25.371 Hannah Berner

Hello, my gratifying gigglers. We have so much to talk about today. I'm like, I have like a notebook out. You're bursting. The docket is crazy.

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25.792 - 29.837 Paige DeSorbo

We were on FaceTime last night. We had to hang up. That was so sad.

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29.857 - 39.431 Hannah Berner

It was actually sad. We were like vibing and then I was like coming up with more shit. And then at some point Paige was like, stop. We need to save this for the gigglers.

39.451 - 43.437 Paige DeSorbo

We're going to have no content. We've just laughed about it all.

43.417 - 62.6 Hannah Berner

Do you realize Giggly Squad is actual therapy for us? Because I actually stopped doing therapy a couple months ago because I was busy. But you know in therapy, you're doing well and you just complain to your therapist about how you're so busy and how the therapy is stressing you out. And then you're like, I think you're the problem.

62.62 - 84.401 Paige DeSorbo

I didn't think we were going to get this deep this quickly. And it's also like 10 a.m. on a Monday. We're under a minute in. Wait, I have something witchy I want to say too. Okay, okay. One of the reasons I think that in my 20s I would go on and off with therapy so much is – which is different than in my early 30s. My early 30s, it's like I really am so busy.

84.461 - 108.319 Paige DeSorbo

Like I'm fucking up your schedule with your other clients because of me. Like let's take a minute. Let's take a beat for a couple months. In my early 20s, I would fall off because I – which now I can recognize – I didn't think my problems were big enough to take up someone's time one hour during the week.

Chapter 2: Why can't best friends hug each other?

167.592 - 181.947 Hannah Berner

Yeah, it's a lot. a thing came out that it's now stylish to like not brush your hair. And now I'm starting to feel like people are just like coming for your brand. Coming for my brand. I mean, I grew my hair out. You grew it? Look, we have the same hair right now.

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182.062 - 187.976 Paige DeSorbo

We have the same hair. We're merging in the same person. We're becoming one.

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188.417 - 208.116 Hannah Berner

And the gigglers still have not gotten a firm answer from you on the socks and sandals outfit. I keep getting tagged. What socks and sandals outfit? I wore that like brown outfit. Oh yeah. To today's show. And I don't think you commented and the gigglers are kind of upset because they don't know which way to go.

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208.156 - 228.825 Paige DeSorbo

Okay. I apologize. I can't give a, I can't come up with something witty every time my friend posts. I had a press tour. Like it was a lot of stuff to keep up with. I love socks and like a heel like that. I think it's cunt. That's the only word I can describe. Like it's just cunty. And there is something about it that feels British.

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229.447 - 250.233 Hannah Berner

Okay, yes, because it's like rainy, so you have to wear a sock when you go out. I do have to warn people, though, like a sock with a heel, you're slipping and sliding. I almost tore my ACL three times. You have to have a real grip on your toes. And you can't. Wait, we have to invent a Pilates sock for a sock with a sandal heel.

250.253 - 256.821 Paige DeSorbo

If it just had like a couple little button things on the bottom, it'd be better. I'm surprised that more...

256.801 - 279.518 Paige DeSorbo

the inside of more shoes don't have those like heels specifically like in a lot of my like sandal heels if i had those little grippy things at the bottom right where my toes go it'd be so much easier to walk so i know this is so us in four minutes we've come up with a business idea we've talked about our therapy and you want to hear my witchy thing you want to hear my witch yes

279.498 - 282.101 Paige DeSorbo

Over the weekend, I went to a wedding. I had so much fun.

Chapter 3: How does therapy play a role in the hosts' lives?

282.461 - 301.343 Paige DeSorbo

Granted, it was like loud events, like Friday night, welcome dinner. There was like loud music, Saturday night, wedding, obviously loud. But my ears were ringing all weekend, okay? And ever since I was little, like if I ever said like my ears are ringing, my mom would be like, someone's talking about you. Like that like cliche.

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301.363 - 303.505 Hannah Berner

She's so Italian. She's like, someone's talking shit.

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304.266 - 327.249 Paige DeSorbo

Someone's talking shit on your grave. Whatever. I like didn't think anything of it over the weekend. Monday morning, this morning, I wake up and I'm just like so motivated. I like wake up at like 8 a.m. I take a shower. I put workout clothes on. I go for a like 45 minute walk. I get a coffee. I do some emails. I start I'm like, OK, when are we doing Giggly Squad?

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327.309 - 338.203 Paige DeSorbo

I woke up so motivated and rarely on a Monday morning. Am I motivated? Takes me to like Tuesday night, Wednesday night. I'm like, the week has started.

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338.223 - 339.765 Hannah Berner

Thursday, half past noon.

339.785 - 363.771 Paige DeSorbo

I think that my ears were ringing all weekend and someone was talking bad about me. And that's why Monday morning, because my energy is so connected to the universe, I feel like my body woke me up Monday morning motivated because that's what I do. I take negativity and I create Positivity. Positivity. And success and money. And so I feel like that's what happened to me.

363.852 - 380.518 Hannah Berner

Do you know what's weird? Normally I just send you comedy videos, but my TikTok was bringing me like really like fuck the haters videos. Yeah. I don't know why. And it was like, you know who believes in you more than anyone? The people talking bad about you. And for some reason I was like, I need to send this to Paige.

380.578 - 394.539 Hannah Berner

So if you look at your TikTok, it's just me sending you motivational videos against people who don't believe in you. I love it. We're really on the same page with that. I really love it. But finally, what I do say about therapy is this is really therapy for us.

Chapter 4: What are the challenges of being busy in your 30s?

394.579 - 409.86 Hannah Berner

And I also just have to do a thank you to the Gigglers because my special came out. The Gigglers watched it. If you love me, put it on one more time today. But there's so many people. If I didn't have the Gigglers, who cares about us? I have the Gigglers. I don't need...

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409.84 - 439.847 Hannah Berner

other people's support i don't need you know fake friends i don't need yeah industry like i just need you're our jaylen brunson okay no someone posted an old you're our comedian jaylen brunson someone posted an old article of like someone making fun of me when i you know left reality tv being like now she's gonna make fart jokes in comedy clubs and it was i think that's a quote taken exactly from you though

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439.827 - 442.891 Paige DeSorbo

No words were changed.

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443.232 - 447.518 Hannah Berner

Or were they just reporting what they heard?

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The news.

447.738 - 469.653 Hannah Berner

The news. No, but when everyone was making fun of me for like, this is going to suck, I was like, you all created a monster now. But it's just, what would we do without the love and support of this community? I met a lot of gigglers this weekend at airports. I mean, the Gigglers are traveling. They're traveling. They're summering. Just to get over with.

470.836 - 493.468 Hannah Berner

I haven't taken my Knicks shirt off since the last podcast. Just kidding. But the Knicks won. And the funniest thing about it was Jalen Brunson looks at the cameras like, guys, just be safe. Yeah. There were 63 people injured and seven stabbings. And someone commented and said double, double, double, almost a double, double, which is a hilarious basketball joke.

493.768 - 504.478 Hannah Berner

But then someone goes, no one died. A win is a win. And the bar is so low for men. They're like, yeah, a bunch of people got stabbed in Times Square, but no one died.

505.76 - 524.737 Paige DeSorbo

Did you see the video of the taxi driver that was just like... This is my livelihood. Like, I understand that the city is erupting. Like, you could feel, like, it's moving. It's actually shaking. I'm like, guys, we're going to sink into the Hudson.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts view their friendship dynamics?

609.247 - 613.419 Paige DeSorbo

And we love that. I will have to point out that they were bedazzled.

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615.843 - 621.712 Hannah Berner

The second I saw it, I texted you. You texted me. We were like, no one's going to say anything about this.

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621.732 - 630.885 Paige DeSorbo

Now, be you. Wear whatever style you want. What makes you happy? You like it. I love it.

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630.905 - 639.698 Hannah Berner

Someone at the corner office was like, had to make an actual call to be like, can we add bedazzles?

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640.471 - 667.638 Paige DeSorbo

A girl made a TikTok and she said, ladies, I hate to inform you, but we have in fact lost the war. Men running around in bedazzled shirts, hugging and kissing each other. And I'm not coming on here being a hater of it. I love it. I'm like, yes, this is what the men are missing. They need to be able to express their feelings. The Knicks are girls' girls. And that's all I'm saying. Like, okay.

667.698 - 670.484 Paige DeSorbo

Like, totally, guys. Like, do what you want, but I'm just saying.

670.504 - 684.334 Hannah Berner

Let's also talk about who actually won the championship. First of all, we have Jordan Woods who like with her magical bag. Her lucky bag. And everyone was joking about it. And then by the end, no one was joking. People were like, where the fuck's the bag?

684.354 - 697.926 Paige DeSorbo

And I love that it was her own brand. Her own brand. I hope it sells out. And I hope that Tristan Thompson is somewhere having a miserable time.

Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about pregnancy in reality TV?

697.987 - 706.653 Paige DeSorbo

That's karmic, babe. And I love that Jordan was like, I never needed anyone. I was always that girl.

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707.495 - 719.739 Hannah Berner

And I like that. That's entrepreneurship at its finest. And then not to name drop, but Jalen Brunson's wife, Allie, who they've been dating since high school.

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719.759 - 726.803 Paige DeSorbo

Oh, I didn't know they've been dating since high school. I did watch a video of their wedding though. So I missed that. Watch a full recap of their wedding.

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727.263 - 744.927 Hannah Berner

I did get to their wedding website. She's a giggler. Yes. And we've met her. We've met her. It's fucking insane. My favorite part was he gave her the trophy at one point. And I don't know if you guys know the shape of the trophy, but she started holding it like a baby. And it was so cute. And I'm like, and that's the mother of the team.

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745.868 - 762.396 Paige DeSorbo

For Daphne, we gift to a lot of people. And we can see when they've been like, yes, I'll accept this gifting. And she accepted it like last week. And I was just like, oh, my God, a girl's girl.

762.416 - 785.246 Hannah Berner

Ali, you're welcome to come on the pod. Chat the Knicks. Yeah. Huge, huge sports podcast. Also, I have to do women in some of the week is Sandra's braids. She's been braiding a lot of the Knicks hair and Josh Hart in particular. She braided it to have like a New York sign on top and And the guys like swear by it and they need Sandra to do their hair before.

785.286 - 799.021 Paige DeSorbo

I do love the superstition that is involved in sports because it's like, oh, you guys don't believe in astrology. But if you don't wear the same underwear every day. OK, guys, why don't you keep bedazzling your shirts?

799.462 - 819.892 Hannah Berner

OK, we'll be over here. Also, shout out New York Liberty. They're playing. The girls are still playing. But I do think it was a beautiful moment for New York. In general, just the city coming together, people from all different places and stories and us all just syncing with the happiness.

820.092 - 848.552 Paige DeSorbo

Well, also, I think New York City has so much influence over the rest of the country. And so I feel like when we're up. Yeah, we set a tone. We set a certain tone. Yeah. And I really feel like New York City is it is feeling very 2016. Yeah. It literally was giving 2016. Yeah, I do kind of feel like I just got out of college and I'm like, let's day drink somewhere with a breeze. Yeah.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts reflect on the nature of reality TV conflicts?

898.321 - 903.708 Hannah Berner

Like they hug everyone else. They look at each other like we don't hug. And I was like, wait, that's so best friend. Why can't best friends hug?

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903.728 - 907.574 Paige DeSorbo

I don't know. It's because we're like. It's because I know too much.

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Chapter 8: What is the significance of the 'Paradise' documentary?

910.658 - 914.303 Hannah Berner

It's like we're so mentally connected that we're like, I don't need to touch you.

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914.323 - 916.927 Paige DeSorbo

It almost feels performative.

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916.947 - 920.011 Hannah Berner

It feels performative. That's why best friends like don't have photos together.

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920.031 - 926.64 Paige DeSorbo

Yeah, because I'm like this. Yeah, I'm going to go. Like, let's take a photo. It feels like we're making fun of our friendship.

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926.62 - 932.19 Hannah Berner

No, even on the road when they were like, can you guys make a TikTok together? We're like, ooh. With her?

932.25 - 939.963 Paige DeSorbo

Anytime we're taking pictures and they say, look at each other and laugh. Oh, my God. We physically can't do it.

940.163 - 943.228 Hannah Berner

It's actually so uncomfy. Like, we don't make eye contact.

943.248 - 954.502 Paige DeSorbo

We just talk at each other. We only make eye contact when it's like, it's like. hey, look at me, I have to tell you something. It's like when we're in a situation where we can't speak.

954.522 - 971.359 Hannah Berner

We're making eye contact where we're not speaking, exactly. But also, I was looking at TikTok, there's two types of girls growing up, the girls who liked pink and then the girls who didn't like pink. Because it was like a statement. Yes. But like, that's me and you. Like, I know your favorite color was pink.

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