Golf Is Ruining My Life
Episodes
ANDY GOLDSTEIN | Is This The Greatest Golf Prank Of All Time? 🤣 #TalkBirdieToMe
18 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by talkSPORT broadcaster Andy Goldstein. 30 minutes of chat a...
US OPEN PREVIEW 2026
17 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
TICKETS TO SEE US THIS SUNDAY IN BIRMINGHAM Alright Par Pals, This week, we're previewing the 2026 US Open at the iconic Shinnecock Hills. ...
I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of A Listener
14 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals, On today’s episode, we’re dealing with every golfer’s worst nightmare… Embarrassing yourself in front of someone who act...
Is GOLF DATING the future of LOVE
10 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
TICKETS TO SEE US THIS SUNDAY IN BRISTOL WHY HELLO GOLFING FRIENDS. We are getting to the business end of the season, the part of the year when re...
How how HOW do you solve CHIPPING YIPS?
07 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals? Let’s have another long look at this Monday putt, shall we, and work out just what to do about this horrible horrible game. On ...
JOHN ROBINS | He Played Loch Lomond For Free... And Found Tiger's Locker 🔒 #TalkBirdieToMe
04 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian and podcaster, John Robins. 30 minutes of chat ab...
THROW YOUR CLUBS INTO THE WATER HAZARD ⚠️
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
THE EVENING FOR SWINGERS TOUR IS HERE, click me for tickets The Thursday episode has landed, lets go legends. Today on the show Green is sad because ...
Is Your Brain Electricity Ruining Your Golf?
31 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals, On today’s episode, we’re asking one of the strangest but possibly most important questions in golf… Is your brain electrici...
HOLD ON... is it TOO HOT for GOLF?
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
COME AND SEE US ON TOUR I never thought i'd say this sentence BUT... with it being 34 degrees in the UK, is it too hot to hit up the golf course. Th...
WE'RE PLAYNG A PRO GOLF EVENT
24 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals, Big one this week… We've somehow blagged our way into a PRO TOUR EVENT. Yes, you read that correctly. We’re playing in Blitz...
DAME LAURA DAVIES | The Greatest Women's Golfer Ever... Still Obsessed With The Game #TalkBirdieToMe
21 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by golfing legend and Dame, Laura Davies. 30 minutes of chat ...
Is this the ROMANCE episode?
20 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Par Pals! We’re back with another Email special thanks to our pals at Golfbreaks. Don’t forget you COULD BE JOINING US IN EGYPT. J...
How my LADS golf trip was ALMOST ruined!
19 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals, On today’s episode, we’re talking about the ultimate golfing nightmare… a lads’ golf trip almost ruined before it had even ...
US PGA // DAY FOUR
18 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The final day of the second major of the year and no spoilers but it was A PRETTY BIG DAY FOR Aaron Rai! Tom and Tom get stuck in to the stats, the...
US PGA // DAY THREE
16 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
That's right par pals! Another little slice (sorry) of analysis and evaluation of day three of the second major of the year. Along with Ben Parson...
US PGA // Day Two
16 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hold the HECK on... are we enjoying the PGA Champs? This isn't traditionally everyone's favourite major but we think this packed field is making for s...
USPGA // DAY ONE
15 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's here! The second major of the year has arrived, and with that so too have arrived our daily podcasts. Today, for reasons, it's an audio only ...
THE CURSED EPISODE
14 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s another round up of your emails today with our pals at Golfbreaks and boy oh boy there was a full moon when you were sending those in. Get read...
A RECORD BREAKING Round of GOLF... but why?
10 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
WIN A ROUND OF GOLF AT THE BELFRY, £250 TO SPEND AT PING AND A BOX OF GIRML GOODIES Happy Monday Golfing Friends... apols in advance as today's epis...
JAMIE MURRAY | He Just Retired From Tennis... Is Golf Next? #TalkBirdieToMe
07 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by former WORLD NUMBER 1 doubles tennis player, Jamie Murray....
Is it ok to COMPLETELY REBUILD YOUR SWING MID-SEASON?
07 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Par Pals Welcome back to another half hour of golf chat with your favourite men called Tom. On the show today: YOU COULD BE COMING TO CAI...
LIVE from San Roque Club in Spain WITH a HUGE announcement!
03 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The people wanted MORE on course content, so that is exactly what we have delivered... HOWEVER, this time, not in Scotland but in SPAIN. The Toms fly ...
Why aren’t we doing MORE MATCH PLAY?
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Par pals On today’s gentle conversational stroll around the links: Tom gets excited about the live show. Again. Tom gets Tom a gift AND ...
WE REVIEW NETFLIX’S FULL SWING 2026
26 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
THE TOMS ARE BACK BABY… it is a Monday episode so expect 30 minutes of golfing ramble chat as well as a look through some card submissions for iGolf...
LEE WESTWOOD | Former World No1, LIV Golf & his dream four ball #TalkBirdieToMe
23 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
WE’RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we’re joined by previous WORLD NUMBER 1, Lee Westwood. 30 minutes chat...
Good at irons, bad at driving? HAVE WE FOUND THE SOLUTION?
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome to another episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life where we’re once again hacking our way into the email backlog. On the show today: ...
Is it time we YOGA to help GOLF?
19 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Right, that's it... The Toms have lost their minds. In today's episode Green attempts to convince Price that Yoga maybe the thing we all need to get d...
FEEL vs REAL! WHICH WINS?
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome back to another thirty minutes of two grown men whinging about the cruelty and beauty of this silly stick and ball game. On the s...
MASTERS 2026 // DAY FOUR #BackToBackilroy
13 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT? Certainly not us. At no point during ANY of our Masters 2026 build-up did we dare to believe that BOSSMAN RORY could go BAC...
MASTERS 2026 // DAY THREE
12 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Well well well. Turns out Rory only wants one green jacket. After a rollercoaster of a round, join Tom and Tom for more analysis (gut based hot takes)...
MASTERS 2026 // DAY TWO
11 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
IS IT POSSIBLE? DO WE DARE TO BELIEVE? Could after 48 hours at Augusta National the concept of back to back wins for Rory begin to dawn as a reality. ...
MASTERS 2026 // DAY ONE
10 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Well hi there and welcome back to another daily dose of Masters chat from GIRML towers. On the show today we go over the ups (Rory) and downs (Bob oh ...
THE MASTERS 2026 Pre Party - LIVE From Augusta National!
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In today's CHOCKABLOCK episode of GIRML the guys cross over to Alex from Today's Golfer who is LIVE on property at Augusta National, giving us the sor...
DANNY WILLETT | Winning a major, getting a tee time at Augusta National & 2026 Masters WINNER predicted #TalkBirdieToMe
07 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We are KICK STARTING the BRAND NEW Talk Birdie To Me series in a big way… on the week of the first major in 2026 we present Masters Winner, Sheffiel...
Masters week is HERE
05 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It may be Golf Christmas out there this week, so to celebrate Toms G and P head over to Woodhall Spa with their pals at England Golf to play the harde...
What is it like to play SUNNINGDALE FOURSOMES with CHARLEY HULL
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered how you would fare in a foursomes match if an LPGA player relied on YOU to keep it in the fairway... in today's episode we found out by ...
Is Driver on Every Tee the BEST Strategy?
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals, On today’s show Tom and Tom tackle a question that has ended more rounds than slow play Should you be taking DRIVER off ever...
Should we QUIT REAL LIFE and become… Greenkeepers?
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I do declare the golfing season for 2026 open and ready for business. There has been a switch in the air over previous days and it feels like change i...
What is the BIGGEST CHANGE that’ll get your game to single figures?
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals, On today’s show Tom and Tom dive into another half hour of ramble golf chat including TOMS PLAN THEIR FIRST ROUND TOGETHER ...
Is STRENGTH the answer to better golf?
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In today’s episode of GIRML, Green has been hitting in the gym in an attempt to get FIT FOR GOLF… or, let's be honest, so he can hit the ball furt...
PLAYERS 2026 // WHAT JUST HAPPENED????
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Par Pals, welcome to a Players 2026 special where Tom and Tom discuss: ABERG! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?! FITZPATRICK! WHAT JUST HAPPENED??! an...
The FIFTH Major is HERE
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
OH HELLO GOLFING SEASON 2026... It is officially here because The Players has landed, we are SO back. In today's episode we get knee deep into the ana...
Have we found the BEST TACTIC for your summer golf?
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals? Welcome along to another conversational 18 holes with Toms Green and Price. On the show today: TOM HAS FOUND THE BEST TACTIC F...
A LISTENER HOLDS A COURSE RECORD.
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
COME AND SEE US ON TOUR We simply cannot believe it, in todays email special episode of GIRML we have a listener who is ACTUALLY so GOOD at golf h...
Is THIS the hottest topic in golf?
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
That's right par pals we're back and quite literally MARCHING through the year. Well done everyone. On the show today: TOM MIGHT GET ALIGNMENT S...
Man TURNS PRO with 12 handicap
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
COME AND SEE US ON TOUR GOLFING GOOBERS… That’s how this podcast starts and it doesn’t get much better there on in. On today’s Thursday email...
The biggest CAP REVELATION EVER
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Yes please! Gather round par pals, we go again. Today: SWEATY TOM FINALLY WASHES HIS CAPS WHAT'S WEIRD IN YOUR LOCKER? and TOM'S COAT MAK...
A listener email makes us CRY
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
So, Thursday means it is EMAIL TIME for the lads at GIRML, they delve deep into outlook inbox and come up sucking tees. In today's episode - is Price ...
Have we discovered the BEST VALUE WEDGES EVER?
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals? Anyone fancy a conversational stroll through the worst game ever invented? You DO? Oh well that's good news. You're in the right ...
The DEFINITIVE checklist for becoming a MEMBER
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Goodness me Thursday rolls around quick, the lads are back this week pulling apart winter golf and the issues with mats, as well as discussing the AGE...
We might have the BEST putting advice for you. Maybe.
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Par Pals! Welcome to another bit of golf guff from two men called Tom. On the show today: TOM LIKES PUTTING WHEN THERE'S NO PRESSURE TOM...
In defence of... slow play!
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It is an email we never thought we get, one of you lot reaching out asking for golf to take LONGER and be SLOWED DOWN. The weirdest thing about it all...
We find THE KEY to YOUR golf in 2026
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hiya Par Pals This time: Tom decides he's going to get good at driving Tom wants to grind Tom isn't interested in ex-footballers playing golf ...
The world's MOST EXPENSIVE clubhouse
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
BIG QUESTION to start the podcast, how often should you be replacing your wedges... TG thinks potentially once a season. Why? Because he has fallen in...
The WEIRDEST pro golf move of 2026?
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alright par pals Let's talk golf, if you're up for it. THIS TIME: Tom thinks LIV might legit be in trouble Tom annoys his playing partners AND...
The ONE and ONLY swing thought for 2026
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
If there is only ONE swing thought you are going to take into this year... what EXACTLY is it! Between The Toms they think they might have cracked it....
The Creator Classic REVIEWED
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hiya Par Pals TODAY: Tom hates organising golf holidays Tom gets excited about a new driver Tom gets upset about swearing on a YouTube video ...
Is 2026 the year LIV golf DIES!?!
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Here we go friends, we are back with a bang in 2026 and golf is not easing us into the year gently... we've started with a HUGE controversy as the PGA...
The BIGGEST golf dreams of 2026
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Par Pals! Welcome back to another swipe and a swing at this stupid game. On today's show: TOM MEETS A FAN TOM CAN'T PLAY GOLF TOMS ARE ON T...
NEW YEAR SPECIAL // SHORT GAME AND HOLIDAYS
01 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
COME AND SEE US LIVE - AN EVENING FOR SWINGERS A new dawn, a new day, a new life... for meeee, and i'm slicing goooood! Yes, that is right, we've st...
XMAS SPECIALS 2025 // BALLS AND NERVES
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Par Pals Welcome to a cheeky little Xmas special episode where Toms take on two big topics per episode. This week: BALLS NERVES Th...
HAPPY CHRISTMAS PAR PALS!
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What more could you want of a Christmas morning than to slip away from your family and spend some time with your favourite par pals? Here, then, is...
XMAS SPECIALS 2025 // ETIQUETTE AND DRIVING
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
COME SEE US LIVE ON TOUR It is the festive golfing period, so over these most jolly of days The Toms are going to deep dive into some KEY topics to ...
LIVE TOUR TICKETS ON SALE NOW... and we read some emails!
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
COME AND SEE US LIVE Tickets for An Evening For Swingers go LIVE at midday today, so that is a thing... but also on today's podcast episode expect an...
REVEALED: How to be as good as Grant Horvat
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Par Pals! Tom's finally lost his mind and decided he can be as good as Grant Horvat. ALSO we chat pretty big topics on the show including: ...
WE ARE GOING ON TOUR!
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
That is RIGHT, in 2026 Golf Is Ruining My Life is coming to a city near YOU-ish... we are bringing our show, "An Evening For Swingers" around the UK a...
Are you MAD not having the max 14 clubs on board?
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright par pals? It might be December but at least GIRML won't ever close because of wet fairways or drainage issues (don't hold us to this). THI...
How to ABOLISH first tee nerves FOREVER
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CHECK OUT THE PING XMAS JUMPERS HERE How are they EVEN finding anything to talk out... we are in the DEPTHS of the golf off-season but that will NOT ...
Here's some more golf stuff you MUST buy
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Par Pals Time for another burst of golf based chat. On the show today: TOM PLAYS GOLF TOM BUYS SOME SHOES TOM CAN'T DECIDE IF HE'S GOING T...
UK Winter Golf Course GEMS… 10/10 MUST visit!
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON. Firstly, the new Golf Is Ruining My Life website is LIVE and you can view that right HERE… All the latest merch, a new e...
UK Winter Golf Course GEMS… 10/10 MUST visit!
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON. Firstly, the new Golf Is Ruining My Life website is LIVE and you can view that right HERE… All the latest merch, a new e...
The TOY that could CHANGE YOUR GAME FOREVER?
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
That's right, par pals - a simple bit of plastic could make you a better golfer. It's THAT EASY! But what is the toy? You'll have to listen to find ou...
Golfer gets HANDICAP of 117, is this EVEN possible?
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CLICK HERE TO BAG YOURSELF A PEPPERING THE ROUGH CAP Also, on todays Thursday episode... have we discovered the golfer in the UK with the HIGHEST han...
What IS the perfect golf holiday?
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Golfers! Gather round! It's November, golf is awful, but we have each other. On the show today: Golf Holidays - what DO you want? Playin...
This is how to NOT break 100
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a Thursday emails special edition of the podcast, which means its time to bury on golfing mitts into the big sack of golfing correspondence... IN...
HAVE WE FIXED WORLD GOLF????
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright par pals? Welcome along to another amble through the golfing world with two men called Tom. Today: Your County Card! It unlocks disco...
Shall we bring back... LONG IRONS
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thursday means one thing... EMAIL CORNER. This week the lads dissect - when to get fitting, ChatGPT for swing analysis, father son bonding and OVER 30...
Is the Hotelplanner Race To Mallorca pro golf's BEST spectacle?
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals? Welcome along to another slice of golf chat to get you hooked on this cruel pointless and wonderful game. On the show today W...
Can ChatGPT BEAT lessons with a PROFESSIONAL?
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's frantic, it's frenetic, it's frenzied... it's the most emails we have ever fit into email corner! You guys spoke and said, 'Toms, get rid of the ...
Have we just SOLVED Golf Day BANDITRY?
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ahoy Here's some more golf chat then. On the show today: Tom has SOLVED the problem of Golf Day Bandits Can you only play your best when your in...
We’ve CRACKED how to get AUGUSTA NATIONAL merch… maybe!
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every episode of this lovely podcast has its only theme and flavour… today’s episode is a tinged with a distinct desire to get things DONE before ...
BEGINNER? When do you take your first steps on an actual course?
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Par Pals Welcome back to another 30 minutes of golf waffle. Thanks for listening and just generally being there for us. Today we're heaving our...
IS THERE A LAB PUTTER CONSPIRACY
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In an attempt to FINALLY get to grips with the bulging email inbox , this week, The Toms are dedicating a full 30 mins to a email corner... they will ...
Have we uncovered the next HUGE golfing superstar?
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Par Pals, Welcome back to another soggy stroll through the rough with two men called Tom. On the show today: Tom plays well! So does M...
What is the WEIRDEST place you've taken GOLF CLUBS?
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the autumn slump... Green is feeling sad after playing his childhood course, Price was feeling sad and then had a breakthrough and the listeners ...
What are the PERFECT conditions NEEDED to play good golf!
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s episode has all the ingredients of a classic GIRML… there is some golf etiquette whining, some golf scoring whining and some golf holiday ...
A golfing bucket list TICKED
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright golfers? Welcome back to more wittering and wandering as we carve another conversation through the golfing lives we're living. Today To...
EUROPE WIN THE RYDER CUP 2025... Lowry sinks the putt, Hatton gets the half and we all praise SIR LUKE DONALD
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are stressed... we are very, VERY stressed! After a nail biting final day at Bethpage Black, Luke Donald's European side get the must deserved W. T...
Was Ryder Cup Saturday the GREATEST DAY IN EUROPEAN RC HISTORY?
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wow. Did you see that? Just wow. Here are two men called Tom who feel like, frankly, they're living in a golfing fever dream. ENJOY - Em...
Ryder Cup 2025 FRIDAY ANALYSIS… Scheffler CRUMBLES, Rahm is BACK and Justin Rose is ICE COLD
27 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
JOIN THE RYDER CUP DISCORD We are only 24 hours into the GREATEST golf event of the year... BUT European heads are starting to believe. We couldn't h...
Ryder Cup 2025 - The OPENING ceremony!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's here! The Ryder Cup is pretty much underway, and here are Tom, Tom and Rob to guide you through the opening Salvos. Good luck everyone. I...
Ryder Cup 2025 - LIVE from Bethpage BLACK!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THIS IS HISTORY... the boys have pulled out all the stop this time, the daily podcasts are back and we able to cross over LIVE to New York City and co...
Golf Holidays 2026… WHAT’S IMPORTANT!
21 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Whatsapp Groups are being made, finances are being discussed and the age old battle of ‘Portugal’ VS ‘UK BREAK’ is once again being waged. Thi...
Can watching matchplay make you a BETTER GOLFER???
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright par pals Here's another slice (sorry) of golfing chat to hook (sorry) you in to the world of GIRML. Today on the show: TOM GETS HIS F...
Is Golf Simulator MEMBERSHIP... the FUTURE!
14 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Monday and the BMW Championship at Wentworth is behind us... the only thing ahead of us is the Ryder Cup but that won't stop these lads. The Toms...
HUGE news, guys. GOLF CAN BE FUN
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiya and welcome back for another stroll around with two men called Tom Today on the show we're discussing: HOW TO MAKE GOLF FUN HOW COOL ARCCOS ...
Is it EVEN possible to find GOLF HAPPINESS… no!
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
NEW MERCH DAY, the ‘Peppering The Rough’ drop is here and the new tees going online at 8pm tonight, you can find them here - www.golfisruiningmyli...
EMAIL SPECIAL MEGA EP
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Good morning campers We're really diving in HARD to your emails today, trying to catch up with our holiday inbox. After a brief bit of over-exci...
Do Golfers REALLY want to grow the game?
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Golf Is Ruining My Life x Question Time... this weeks the Tom's tackle a HUGE subject, do golfers ACTUALLY want to see the game get bigger or are the ...
Eagle OR Hole In ONE… What’s better?
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Par Pals Welcome along to another dissection of this ugly stick and ball game we call home. On the show this week: TOM GETS AN EAGLE ...