Golf Is Ruining My Life

Do we DARE believe Team Europe can WIN the Ryder Cup

25 Aug 2025

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Post Bank Holiday, it's a strange Tuesday drop from GIRML... Unfortunately this podcast was recorded BEFORE the Tommy Fleetwood win, so those hot take...

Have we found the biggest GOLF CRIME EVER?

20 Aug 2025

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Hi and welcome back to another half an hour hacking through the conversational rough. Today, Tom and Tom discuss: WHY HAS THE DRIVER ABANDONED T...

How can Tommy Fleetwood WIN in America

17 Aug 2025

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Fancy a healthy dosing of GIRML Toms... well, here we go - another episode crossing off most of the big topics in golf recently - Can Tommy win in Ame...

TOM'S SUMMER OF BOB ROTELLA IS HERE

13 Aug 2025

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Morning golfers! Time for another stroll around the conversational links. This week: TOM IS A WINNER TOM IS IN A RICH VEIN OF FORM TOM WENT TO ...

Shall we DE-GENDER the Tees?

10 Aug 2025

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Alright? Monday's here, and so are we! It's time for another gentle stroll through the golfing highs and lows with two men called Tom. Today: ...

A Putting Technique to REVOLUTIONISE your game!

06 Aug 2025

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So, hear us out... we think we might have an idea which is going to change the way you putt FOREVER, it's worked for Green and can work for you. Also ...

Let's all do SWING SPEED training?

03 Aug 2025

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Hey Par Pals Welcome back to more golf guff from two men called Tom. Today: Tom's handicap journey CONTINUES Other Tom's watched a video on The ...

We've found EXACTLY what makes Scottie Scheffler happy!

31 Jul 2025

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Another Thursday GIRML episode, so you can expect the boys to be delving into email corner and picking out another winner... also on today's ep they t...

Is this the WORST thing you can ask a playing partner?

27 Jul 2025

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Alright par pals? Welcome back. TODAY: BUNKERS - sorted! HOW MANY GOLF BALLS DOES TOM NEED FOR HIS TREVOSE TRIP? And also what on EARTH has...

The BEST EVER Golfing Celebs... Hugh Grant & Tom Felton 🙀

23 Jul 2025

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The UK's golfing Toms return for another rendition, expedition and ermmm... another 'dition' word, of the Golf Is Ruining My Life podcast... this week...

THE OPEN // DAY FOUR

20 Jul 2025

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IT IS DONE! Scottie has - SOMEHOW - won And now it's time for the real celebration (and it's longer than two minutes)! It's half an hour of two gol...

THE OPEN // DAY THREE

19 Jul 2025

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What do you meaaaaaan it is obvious Scottie Scheffler is going to win this thing, we have no idea what you're talking about. Lots to digest in today's...

THE OPEN // DAY TWO

19 Jul 2025

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We're halfway through the final major of the year and boy oh boy is it shaping up to be a classic (win for Scottie). Who knows who might win (Scott...

THE OPEN // DAY ONE

17 Jul 2025

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The final major of the 2025 season is UPON ON and the golfing Toms are here to recap what was a jam packed opening day of play… with a couple of fav...

THE OPEN IS HERE!!!! (and so is email corner)

16 Jul 2025

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Hey Par Pals Welcome back to another 30 minutes of golf chat. Today: EMAILS! TOMS' BIG GOLF WEEKENDS THE OPEN What more could you want? ...

LIVE from The Renaissance Club Members Bar!

16 Jul 2025

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The moment has come, the end of The Scottish Adventure, the boys sit on the veranda at The Renaissance Course discussing what has been a great experie...

SHALL WE START USING 2 IRONS?

13 Jul 2025

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It is a JAM PACKED GIRML episode… this week the boys talk about the incoming Open, the BIG differences between your average Tour Event and what the ...

GOLF ANGER - how do you switch it off?

09 Jul 2025

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Hey golfers Gather round and prepare for another 30 minutes of two men called Tom blathering on about golf Today: Golfing rage. HOW DO WE SOLVE I...

What is a BAD score in golf?

06 Jul 2025

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We are addicted, we are totally addicted to this stupid sport... in the Monday GIRML episode expect - the boys discussing what is a BAD golf score, ho...

What does it take to BEAT your golfing nemesis?

02 Jul 2025

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Alright golfers? Welcome back to another good talk spoiled as Toms Price and Green discuss: Tom's big match Tom's lack of driver Tom's big mount...

Does golf REALLY make us happy?

29 Jun 2025

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It today's episode The Tom's look inward (what, like they haven't been for the past 3/4 years) and ask the big question - Does golf REALLY make us hap...

Is this the BEST group format EVER?

25 Jun 2025

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Alright? Anyone else woken up at 4am with an idea for a golf format? If so, this is the best podcast for you. Elsewhere on the show: Price has a ...

WHY CAN'T TOMMY FLEETWOOD WIN IN AMERICA 😭

23 Jun 2025

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Last night we all had our collective hearts broke as we watched a GOD DAMN golfing gent not quite get it done in the US for the umpteenth time. Tommy ...

Anyone else got MID-SEASON MELANCHOLY?

19 Jun 2025

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The Toms are back with another walk around the golfing block. Today: Are you a club golfer or do you travel well? What happens when you do a ca...

THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY FOUR

16 Jun 2025

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Another Monday and another major done... it was difficult out there with a rain delay halting proceedings. Green and Price delve into what they can ta...

THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY THREE

15 Jun 2025

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Here we go then - a third day of hell in Oakmont for the golfers, and heaven for us mere mortals watching them toil. On the show today we try and w...

THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY TWO

14 Jun 2025

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Do you like the sound of two people Google'ing facts about day two at the US OPEN in Oakmont... then GOODNESS me you've come to the right place! The T...

THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY ONE

13 Jun 2025

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The third major is here and day one is in the bag. Tom and Tom take a half hour out of their busy schedules to talk through some of the highs and a...

Want to play well INSTANTLY? We have the answer!

11 Jun 2025

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It's true! Tom's been out and played well and we've basically worked out how you'll ALWAYS play well. Also on the show: Email corner with GolfBidde...

WHY aren't YOUNG golfers doing THIS!

09 Jun 2025

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It is the US Open week... we are now half way through all the majors of the year (sad) however, it's a bumper 2025 with the BMW at Wentworth & The Ryd...

Just how many clubs do you REALLY need?

04 Jun 2025

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Welcome back par pals to your bi-weekly dose of golf therapy. TODAY: Email corner with our pals at Golfbidder! Green is smug even though he shot a ...

Scottish Adventure // St Andrews, Jubilee Course

01 Jun 2025

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A couple of weeks ago The Toms headed up to Scotland to take on some EPIC courses and meet the ancestral home of the sport we are all addicted to. In ...

WHAT IS the best golf rule (of thumb)?

28 May 2025

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Time for another good talk spoiled - this time on GIRML: What IS the best golf rule of thumb? Is Tom about to have a golf partner FOR LIFE and H...

WHAT does STROKES GAINED mean?

25 May 2025

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It's a bank holiday Monday, but that will not stop The Toms of golf releasing another JAM PACKED episode of GIRML. This week - do we think ARCCOS woul...

We get some HUGE emails (one from Ping, one from someone called Laura)

21 May 2025

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Hello Par Pals! It's time for another totally menial golf chat with two men called Tom. This week: Ping! Your Golfbidder Emails! Why is Tom Gol...

PGA Championship Recap // Day Four

19 May 2025

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It took its sweet, sweet time, but when we got to Sunday afternoon it would appear the second major of the year had started to heat up a little bit…...

PGA Championship Recap // Day Three

18 May 2025

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Morning! So Day Three has been and gone and we just about managed to watch some of it in between Eurovision. Was it a good day for Rory? A bad ...

PGA Championship Recap // Day Two

17 May 2025

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Like a fine wine or a lovely bottle of port, the US PGA has moved on and day two has happened. Here's Tom and Tom to discuss all the issues includ...

PGA Championship Recap // Day One

16 May 2025

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THE DAILY PODCASTS ARE BACK... can the boys survive, only time will tell. Here is you debrief of what went on over at Quail Hollow on the opening day ...

GOLF INJURY ENDS IN 7 STITCHES 😭

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another jam packed GIRML for your ear holes… it is MAJOR week, the PGA Championship is here so the lads are limbering up for the RETURN of the daily...

Would you ever take a seven iron off the par four FIRST TEE?

11 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alright Par Pals? On today's episode: Price is smug! Green is sad! What song plays in your head in between shots? The monthly medal is IMPOSS...

THIS is how you do a SCOTTISH GOLF trip!

07 May 2025

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There have been a lot of hectic GIRML episodes, but we think this one takes the biscuit... over the coming half an hour expect - a debrief of the fort...

This IS the GREATEST day of a golfer's life.

04 May 2025

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Alright GIRMLers? Fancy two men salivating over a golf fitting for 30 minutes or so? You've come to the right place AND don't forget our incredi...

Rory Mcilroy Phones TWO Presidents!

30 Apr 2025

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It is Scotland Week, the lads are off up north to play the royal and ancient game... and they're taking it very very seriously, lots of prep has been ...

The Toms play the official BEST COURSE in UK&I

27 Apr 2025

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Hello team GIRML Welcome back for more golf chat with two men called Tom. This week: SHOT SHAPING - is it for you? Can you? Dare you? SHOULD you...

Is this the WORST WAY to get a HOLE IN ONE!

23 Apr 2025

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Tempid Takes galore... here are your favourite golfing lads back again with more rubbish golf based banter, half remembered stats and simply awful swi...

This Scottie Scheffler fact will BLOW YOUR MIND

20 Apr 2025

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Hello and HAPPY EASTER to all those who celebrate Here comes another episode of GIRML. On Today's Show: The Toms set out on a bold and selfless mis...

Can Paige Spiranac REVOLUTIONISE your golf!!

16 Apr 2025

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There is a serious Masters come-down in the GIRML office, but do not worry because that will not stop the lads bringing you their bi-weekly #TepidTake...

The Masters Recap - Sunday

14 Apr 2025

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OH MY GOD An historic day. An achievement no one thought possible. Four of them. That's right. All four of them. Tom and Tom managed to do a podcast...

The Masters Recap - Saturday.

13 Apr 2025

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Can he do... do we dare to dream. Rory is at the top of The Masters 2025 leaderboard going into Sunday and the stage is SET for what looks like it is ...

The Masters Recap - Friday.

11 Apr 2025

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Rosie holds on, Rory comes back and the rest of the field keep up the pressure! What a weekend we're in for. But before we get there, what do Tom & T...

The Masters Recap - Thursday.

10 Apr 2025

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The lads did what they promised, here is your debrief of what went on over at Augusta National on the opening day of play at The Masters 2025. Unreal ...

The WORST SHANK STORY you'll ever hear

10 Apr 2025

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Alright calm down. Actually no don't calm down. IT'S MASTERS WEEK AND WE'RE HERE TALKING ABOUT GOLF LIKE A PAIR OF PRATTLING IDIOTS. On today's (fi...

IT IS MASTERS WEEK!

06 Apr 2025

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It’s a huge week for GIRML, in a podcast first… we are going to attempt to do an episode every night POST Masters coverage. What’s the worst tha...

Tom vs Tom... BUT WHO WON??

02 Apr 2025

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Hello YOU... We're back with more inane tepid takes, and AND an amazing email corner brought to you this week by our pals at Golfbidder. Go and have a...

Should we be FILMING GOLF swings???

30 Mar 2025

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It's almost April, golf season is waking up and the Toms are here to help you on your merry golfing way... they've got another 30 mins of tepid takes ...

Has Tom broken the rules AGAIN?

27 Mar 2025

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That's right - we're back. Time for another stroll around the block of golf together. This time on GIRML: RULES ETIQUETTE AN INCREDIBLY LONG EMAIL ...

Is this the WORST golf ETIQUETTE breach EVER!!

24 Mar 2025

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THE MERCH IS ONLINE... CLICK HERE TO BUY It's a massive podcast episode from The Toms... this week Green is discussing his first 18 holes at the new ...

Is Tom about to be golf CANCELLED?

20 Mar 2025

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Anyone for some inane golf chat? This time on GIRML: Tom learns how to play off the shaft Tom compares his game to a wild dog Tom has a new chipping...

BARRED from GOLF membership

17 Mar 2025

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It is a BIG day for the lads at GIRML - Green is getting played into his NEW golf club, the boys are debating the pros and cons of opening up the spor...

Would you SUBSCRIBE to a golf coach??

13 Mar 2025

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Hi and welcome back to another good talk spoiled. This week the Toms cover huge topics including: What's the rule on plugging? How many of you use ...

An HONEST review of Quinta Do Lago Golf

10 Mar 2025

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Are you thinking of doing a golf trip to the Algarve, there are a lot mistakes you can make... however, there is ONE course which you MUST play. Green...

Toms have THE BEST golf idea ever

06 Mar 2025

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Alright? Shall we spend some more time dwelling on the misery that is golf addiction? Today: A CLIFFHANGER! An incredible idea! Should courses hav...

QUIT life and become a CADDY AT ROYAL DORNOCH

03 Mar 2025

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They literally will not stop making podcasts, welcome back to GIRML. This week the boys are talking about what goes into a LAB putter fitting, discuss...

GOLF IS RUINING MY LIVE

27 Feb 2025

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Well hello and welcome along to another hit of your favourite golf podcast. Today's episode is pretty special. Not only do both Toms have huge news, ...

The LIVE Podcast HANGOVER!

24 Feb 2025

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It happened, they did the thing… despite getting in at just before midnight the lads jumped straight back into the podcast studio to bring you the M...

Is STABLEFORD PROPER golf?

20 Feb 2025

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This week the Tom's are arguing over a BIG question... is Stableford a PROPER way of playing golf? Want to come see us LIVE on Sunday? https://www...

Can AMATEUR golfers use TOUR GOLF BAGS?

17 Feb 2025

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Just when we thought spring golfer was coming, we get dragged back into the depths of winter. This week on the pod the Tom's are arguing over if amate...

Green makes an OUTRAGEOUS claim

13 Feb 2025

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Morning all It's another stroll through the golf addled brains of two men called Tom This time: Tom Green's BOLD golfing claim We plan a summer of ...

HOW MUCH IS TOOOO MUCH FOR GOLF

09 Feb 2025

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Firstly, we've managed to get a FINAL 30 more tickets released for Golf Is Ruining My LIVE they will go on sale at 5pm tonight and you can grab ticket...

Tom makes an on air APOLOGY???!!

06 Feb 2025

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Hello and welcome back to more golf chat with two men called Tom. Lots going on this week for the podcast... we SOLD OUT the live event on day one!!! ...

PODCAST LIVE TICKETS ARE ON SALE!

03 Feb 2025

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This is NOT a drill, Golf Is Ruining My Live tickets are on sale NOW... follow the link below to our Eventbrite page and you can buy tickets to the po...

OUR LIVE EVENT IS COMING! ARE YOU?

30 Jan 2025

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An exciting day... not ONLY have we got a new logo and a new studio, but we've also got a brand new LIVE event coming your way, in association with ou...

Is a WINTER UK Golf Break MADNESS

27 Jan 2025

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Some would saying gathering a group together for a UK golf break in January would be pointless! Well, not us... we sent Green off into the wilderness ...

What's the MOST ANNOYING golf club rule?

23 Jan 2025

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Alright golfers Another update from the golfing lives of Tom and Tom. This week: The blame game Should golf shoes be allowed in the bar? How on ear...

VISUALISATION... golf's HIDDEN secret!

20 Jan 2025

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Well HELLO 2025... after a much needed break away from golf ramblings, Green & Price are back in town for another 12 months of utter golfing guff. Jus...

The format Tom is NEVER playing again

25 Dec 2024

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HAPPY GOLFMAS EVERYONE May today bring you love, warmth, comfort and new balls. And a lovely GIRML Xmas special! You lucky devils. Enjoy Skins chat...

Dreaming of SUMMER golf!

23 Dec 2024

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Feeling a big BOGGED down with RUBBISH winter golf, do not panic... the boys are here to reminisce about golfing days of yore. This is your half an ho...

Who DID Tom meet at the golf awards?

19 Dec 2024

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Alright? Nearly there - the final few swishes and swipes of the golfing year approach, and Tom and Tom are once more ruminating on such huge topics a...

EVERY golf question YOU'VE EVER asked... answered!

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Right, can we pleaaase stop spamming the inbox demanding another emails special... we have heard the calls and we have decided to do answer. Welcome t...

Who has WON BIG at the GOLF COURSE AWARDS?

12 Dec 2024

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Hello from the top of the shard! This week the Toms are proud to be bringing you a GIRML special from the first ever Golf Course Awards. We'll be t...

Is conservative play... good?

09 Dec 2024

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GIRML'ers, it was a BIG week for the podcast, we headed over to The Shard for the Golf Course Awards (more on that on Thursday), it was there we fell ...

WIN WIN WIN WIN! (win!)

05 Dec 2024

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Hi folks and welcome along to another instalment of GIRML. This week: WIN! G4D! WIN! What's a sign someone is good at golf? Also, WIN! That's all ...

WE DID A GOLFING MEET UP!

02 Dec 2024

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Can you believe it, we arranged a golfing meet up, in a weird corner of Central London and it wasn't a complete flop - pun fully intended. IT HAPPENED...

Tom makes a swing breakthrough LIVE ON AIR

25 Nov 2024

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Another stunning selection of A-grade golf chat from the Toms. If ignorance is bliss, welcome to paradise. This week: Tom works out he always hits ...

DOPING(ish) AT AN AMATEUR EVENT

21 Nov 2024

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A second helping from your favourite golfing buddies, welcome to the Thursday edition of Golf Is Ruining My Life. This week Price & Green dissect what...

WE'RE GIVING STUFF AWAY!

18 Nov 2024

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In stunning developments we're having a weird golf meet-up. Listen to the whole ep to find out more. This could go badly wrong. ALSO TODAY: Links ...

Are Pro-V1's the ULTIMATE golf THING!

14 Nov 2024

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WE ARE LIVE ON YOUTUBE... not that you podcast audio only listeners care about that, but we thought it was worth mentioning. This weeks the lads discu...

Golf GELS? REALLY? Yep.

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

hi hi What should you eat on the golf course? What should you do if you're better than your handicap? Just HOW annoying is Dan Walker? AND MORE Lik...

The ONLY Golf Nutrition advice you NEED!

06 Nov 2024

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Sorry, we are late... we get it! We have dropped the ball, we've done that thing where you tee you up drive and then knock it off slightly. It's bad. ...

TOM HAS WALKED OFF

31 Oct 2024

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Hey golfers! Shall we? This week: Tom gets delayed Tom keeps away from kids on the golf course AMOS NEWS And more... Also keep your 2024 Wisdom em...

Tom's HAD THE BREAKTHROUGH

28 Oct 2024

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hi hi Here we golf again Another half hour in the company of two broken men complaining and loving golf in the same breath. This week: Tom is swin...

Only ONE SWING thought that YOU'll EVER need!

23 Oct 2024

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The boys are back in town... welcome to the Thursday podcast drop. Another episode delving into such GRIPPING topics as Green's new swing thought, Pri...

LIVE FROM THE GOLF COURSE (car park)

20 Oct 2024

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THE EPISODE YOU'VE ALL BE WAITING FOR... well, a handful of you have been waiting for. Tom Green is back on tee. Tom Green is back submitting score ca...

The BEST rule in golf?

17 Oct 2024

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Welcome back to another tour through the golfing lows and lows of Tom and Tom. Today: The Grove! Tom's Telling Off! Toms' plans for March AND HUGE N...

Could YOU turn Pro in... 12 months!?!

13 Oct 2024

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Par Pals... gather around the golfing campfire and settle down for another episode of Golf Is Ruining My life, this week the boys are talking grip cha...

DO NOT BID ON THIS ITEM

10 Oct 2024

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Hi Par Pals Welcome back to more golf chat. Today: Please don't bid on this product. Can we actually make an event happen? Is the Dunhill a bit ......

SHANKS AT GLENEAGLES

06 Oct 2024

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Now, because the podcast episodes were SO hectic last week with Marrakesh / Wales-gate and STILL feeling the SEISMIC effects of Price's Bandit issue, ...

WHERE IS TOM'S GOLF HOLIDAY?

03 Oct 2024

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Finally, after (3) days of waiting, the answer is in. Tom Green's Preston Pals are off on a golf trip. But did anyone guess where? No. They absolut...

EXACTLY what is WRONG with Golf Retail

29 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

WORD OF WARNING... switch this off now, you are entering the cursed episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life. It is hard to put our fingers on EXACTLY what ...