Golf Is Ruining My Life
Episodes
Is Tom about to be golf CANCELLED?
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Anyone for some inane golf chat? This time on GIRML: Tom learns how to play off the shaft Tom compares his game to a wild dog Tom has a new chipping...
BARRED from GOLF membership
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It is a BIG day for the lads at GIRML - Green is getting played into his NEW golf club, the boys are debating the pros and cons of opening up the spor...
Would you SUBSCRIBE to a golf coach??
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi and welcome back to another good talk spoiled. This week the Toms cover huge topics including: What's the rule on plugging? How many of you use ...
An HONEST review of Quinta Do Lago Golf
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are you thinking of doing a golf trip to the Algarve, there are a lot mistakes you can make... however, there is ONE course which you MUST play. Green...
Toms have THE BEST golf idea ever
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright? Shall we spend some more time dwelling on the misery that is golf addiction? Today: A CLIFFHANGER! An incredible idea! Should courses hav...
QUIT life and become a CADDY AT ROYAL DORNOCH
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
They literally will not stop making podcasts, welcome back to GIRML. This week the boys are talking about what goes into a LAB putter fitting, discuss...
GOLF IS RUINING MY LIVE
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well hello and welcome along to another hit of your favourite golf podcast. Today's episode is pretty special. Not only do both Toms have huge news, ...
The LIVE Podcast HANGOVER!
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It happened, they did the thing… despite getting in at just before midnight the lads jumped straight back into the podcast studio to bring you the M...
Is STABLEFORD PROPER golf?
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Tom's are arguing over a BIG question... is Stableford a PROPER way of playing golf? Want to come see us LIVE on Sunday? https://www...
Can AMATEUR golfers use TOUR GOLF BAGS?
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Just when we thought spring golfer was coming, we get dragged back into the depths of winter. This week on the pod the Tom's are arguing over if amate...
Green makes an OUTRAGEOUS claim
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Morning all It's another stroll through the golf addled brains of two men called Tom This time: Tom Green's BOLD golfing claim We plan a summer of ...
HOW MUCH IS TOOOO MUCH FOR GOLF
09 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Firstly, we've managed to get a FINAL 30 more tickets released for Golf Is Ruining My LIVE they will go on sale at 5pm tonight and you can grab ticket...
Tom makes an on air APOLOGY???!!
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome back to more golf chat with two men called Tom. Lots going on this week for the podcast... we SOLD OUT the live event on day one!!! ...
PODCAST LIVE TICKETS ARE ON SALE!
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is NOT a drill, Golf Is Ruining My Live tickets are on sale NOW... follow the link below to our Eventbrite page and you can buy tickets to the po...
OUR LIVE EVENT IS COMING! ARE YOU?
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An exciting day... not ONLY have we got a new logo and a new studio, but we've also got a brand new LIVE event coming your way, in association with ou...
Is a WINTER UK Golf Break MADNESS
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some would saying gathering a group together for a UK golf break in January would be pointless! Well, not us... we sent Green off into the wilderness ...
What's the MOST ANNOYING golf club rule?
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright golfers Another update from the golfing lives of Tom and Tom. This week: The blame game Should golf shoes be allowed in the bar? How on ear...
VISUALISATION... golf's HIDDEN secret!
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well HELLO 2025... after a much needed break away from golf ramblings, Green & Price are back in town for another 12 months of utter golfing guff. Jus...
The format Tom is NEVER playing again
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY GOLFMAS EVERYONE May today bring you love, warmth, comfort and new balls. And a lovely GIRML Xmas special! You lucky devils. Enjoy Skins chat...
Dreaming of SUMMER golf!
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Feeling a big BOGGED down with RUBBISH winter golf, do not panic... the boys are here to reminisce about golfing days of yore. This is your half an ho...
Who DID Tom meet at the golf awards?
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Alright? Nearly there - the final few swishes and swipes of the golfing year approach, and Tom and Tom are once more ruminating on such huge topics a...
EVERY golf question YOU'VE EVER asked... answered!
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Right, can we pleaaase stop spamming the inbox demanding another emails special... we have heard the calls and we have decided to do answer. Welcome t...
Who has WON BIG at the GOLF COURSE AWARDS?
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello from the top of the shard! This week the Toms are proud to be bringing you a GIRML special from the first ever Golf Course Awards. We'll be t...
Is conservative play... good?
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
GIRML'ers, it was a BIG week for the podcast, we headed over to The Shard for the Golf Course Awards (more on that on Thursday), it was there we fell ...
WIN WIN WIN WIN! (win!)
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi folks and welcome along to another instalment of GIRML. This week: WIN! G4D! WIN! What's a sign someone is good at golf? Also, WIN! That's all ...
WE DID A GOLFING MEET UP!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Can you believe it, we arranged a golfing meet up, in a weird corner of Central London and it wasn't a complete flop - pun fully intended. IT HAPPENED...
Tom makes a swing breakthrough LIVE ON AIR
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another stunning selection of A-grade golf chat from the Toms. If ignorance is bliss, welcome to paradise. This week: Tom works out he always hits ...
DOPING(ish) AT AN AMATEUR EVENT
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A second helping from your favourite golfing buddies, welcome to the Thursday edition of Golf Is Ruining My Life. This week Price & Green dissect what...
WE'RE GIVING STUFF AWAY!
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In stunning developments we're having a weird golf meet-up. Listen to the whole ep to find out more. This could go badly wrong. ALSO TODAY: Links ...
Are Pro-V1's the ULTIMATE golf THING!
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WE ARE LIVE ON YOUTUBE... not that you podcast audio only listeners care about that, but we thought it was worth mentioning. This weeks the lads discu...
Golf GELS? REALLY? Yep.
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
hi hi What should you eat on the golf course? What should you do if you're better than your handicap? Just HOW annoying is Dan Walker? AND MORE Lik...
The ONLY Golf Nutrition advice you NEED!
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry, we are late... we get it! We have dropped the ball, we've done that thing where you tee you up drive and then knock it off slightly. It's bad. ...
TOM HAS WALKED OFF
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey golfers! Shall we? This week: Tom gets delayed Tom keeps away from kids on the golf course AMOS NEWS And more... Also keep your 2024 Wisdom em...
Tom's HAD THE BREAKTHROUGH
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
hi hi Here we golf again Another half hour in the company of two broken men complaining and loving golf in the same breath. This week: Tom is swin...
Only ONE SWING thought that YOU'll EVER need!
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in town... welcome to the Thursday podcast drop. Another episode delving into such GRIPPING topics as Green's new swing thought, Pri...
LIVE FROM THE GOLF COURSE (car park)
20 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
THE EPISODE YOU'VE ALL BE WAITING FOR... well, a handful of you have been waiting for. Tom Green is back on tee. Tom Green is back submitting score ca...
The BEST rule in golf?
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another tour through the golfing lows and lows of Tom and Tom. Today: The Grove! Tom's Telling Off! Toms' plans for March AND HUGE N...
Could YOU turn Pro in... 12 months!?!
13 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Par Pals... gather around the golfing campfire and settle down for another episode of Golf Is Ruining My life, this week the boys are talking grip cha...
DO NOT BID ON THIS ITEM
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Par Pals Welcome back to more golf chat. Today: Please don't bid on this product. Can we actually make an event happen? Is the Dunhill a bit ......
SHANKS AT GLENEAGLES
06 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Now, because the podcast episodes were SO hectic last week with Marrakesh / Wales-gate and STILL feeling the SEISMIC effects of Price's Bandit issue, ...
WHERE IS TOM'S GOLF HOLIDAY?
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, after (3) days of waiting, the answer is in. Tom Green's Preston Pals are off on a golf trip. But did anyone guess where? No. They absolut...
EXACTLY what is WRONG with Golf Retail
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WORD OF WARNING... switch this off now, you are entering the cursed episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life. It is hard to put our fingers on EXACTLY what ...
When Tom MET TOMMY
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello hello and welcome back for more golf chat from Toms. Today they take you on a trip to Wentworth West… and also briefly get SAD about the fact...
Is it okay to EVER leave a round EARLY!
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After the saddest episode in GIRML history, the boys reluctantly head to the email inbox to get a listener debrief on how the news of Price's competit...
IS TALKING REALLY THE ANSWER?
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So, it happened. Price got down to the last four at his Club's Captain's Cup. I wonder how it went... Email - [email protected] Tik...
This EXACTLY what's WRONG with golf shoes
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It is a Thursday in September, which means two things... 1.) There is a brand new episode of your favourite golf podcast, Golf Is Ruining My Life. 2.)...
The BIGGEST sporting moment in Price's life?
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back and gather round your wireless for more inane golf chat. This week Price is on the bring of a breakdown because he's got a semi on, and G...
What EXACTLY makes you a GOLFING LEGEND!?!
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So many questions, so little time... the GIRML inbox has been overflowing recently. Granted, we blame ourselves for that because we did ask for emails...
The BIGGEST game of Tom's life
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TODAY on Golf Is Ruining My Life! How can you still enjoy golf if you're good? Doesn't anger get in the way? Also how should you best react to peopl...
The BEST way to play in a two-ball?
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show: Tom Green issues an apology Tom Price gets an 8 And you, dear listeners, get another half hour of golf waffle. Golffle? Speak soon!...
ONE golf club to REVOLUTIONISE your game
18 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A brand new week can only mean one thing... a FREASH 30 minutes of lukewarm golf banter from your favourite golfing pair, it is Golf Is Ruining My Lif...
You WILL break 100 if you follow our advice
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and Fore Left/Right to you all Here's another dose of high end golf chat, with Toms G and P discussing greenkeeping, drivers and Busted. Three ...
The ONLY Golf book you NEED
11 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Even with Price away on summer holidays, the lads will not stop suppling A CLASS golf content into your ears. Welcome to another week of GB'S 5TH BIGG...
Is Tom STILL using IRON headcovers
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry lads, bit of quick episode this week... long story short, Price thinks it's appropriate to go on holiday and prioritise his family over us, his...
DRINKING on the course? OK? Or do you judge?
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here we are then, Toms discussing golf and complaining quite a lot about: bar tabs on course drinking the fact we quite like the new Bryson video Al...
Is this the HIGHEST Stableford score EVER?
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The People's golf podcast returns, another week another two episodes incoming... today it is all about the Monday drop and that means discussions of g...
How do you INSTANTLY improve tv golf coverage?
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Alright then here we go again with two Toms and a microphone and a sport which is designed to drive you totally, wonderfully, mad. Welcome back. Gre...
The SECRET Golf Zip, it'll CHANGE YA Life!
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And like that the final major of the mens golfing calendar is done, and boy what a season have we had so far. But do not worry listener, the show is g...
The Open Championship is HERE
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How on EARTH has this happened already... we are at the final major of 2024, and in the UK we are yet to have ANY summery weather! Alas, this wont sto...
What would you STEAL from the Ryder Cup?
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yep we're back, and this time we've got some added bonus content in the shape of the brilliant Sam Westwood. He's currently climbing up the Clutch Tou...
We are the UKs 5TH BIGGEST GOLF podcast!
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
ermm... did In mention we are now Great Britain's 5th biggest golf podcast? OH YEAH! We can not thank you all enough for downloading each week and spr...
Possibly the BEST GOLF QUESTION WE HAVE EVER ASKED
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi GIRMLers Thanks for dropping by. Today; Green confesses where he keeps his golf clubs. It's so shocking Price makes him apologise to his sticks. ...
Come PLAY Golf with US!
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I think this episode contains one of the best emails we have EVER had to the show, you think you have heard of slow play... you have not heard anythin...
Which golfers are FASTEST?
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Toms G and P return to once more take a ramble through the ups and downs of our golfing lives. Almost by accident, Tom manages to open up a new cultu...
How to LOWER your golf score FAST
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You NEED to wait until the end of this episode to hear about something VERY exciting the Golf Is Ruining My Life boys have got in store for you. Also ...
HUGE Golf ball confession
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The balls aren't cleaned, but they are bitten, in a brand new bit of golf chat from Toms G and P. Also - what other sport helps your golf most? AND - ...
How to play SCRATCH golf... NOW!
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A married man returns, Green is back from his wedding and honeymoon with tales of a beautiful pre nuptials tournament at the simply magical Manor Hous...
Who is your top YouTube golfer?
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yo, word, 'sup Toms G and P today spend quite a long time discussing YouTube golf and how to be a good golf influencer so all the kids love you. Then ...
Tom Green drops a golf BOMBSHELL
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Green has had the best round of golf of his year. Even though he had to leave after 16. Disgrace. We also discuss what one golf tip you'd like to...
What can a HIGH handicapper learn from a SCRATCH player?
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A lovely Thursday treat in your podcast inboxes, this time it is another email special. There is nothing that pleases the boys more than your emails…...
Golf kit DIY NIGHTMARES
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello! Toms G and P return to take you through the pratfalls and pitfalls of our ridiculous game, once more. Don't forget to like and subscribe over o...
GHOSTED on a tee time!
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
DOUBLE DROP WEEK! We made a golfing promise, and that we plan on keeping that promise from now until the day we depart these lush fairways... SO, what...
The ultimate golf birthday list
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Toms are back and this time - you're not going to believe this - they're talking about golf! Birthday lists, bucket list golf courses and also - do YO...
FIGHTS on golf courses, BANNED from Club houses & STEALING Flags!
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Big statement - this is the best podcast GIRML ever done! Yup you heard us right. Once again we have handed the reigns of the show over to you lot and...
USPGA Post Match Discussion
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The toms, tired after going to bed at midnight, take you through their thoughts on an incredible US PGA. Is this the most interesting US PGA EVER? Al...
US PGA PREVIEW
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A midweek drop from Tom and Tom? It MUST be the second major of the season. Tom and Tom discuss the runners, riders, Tigers and Tommys who are all aft...
Have you EVER played golf with COMPLETE novices?
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The start of the week can only mean one thing, another episode of your favourite golf podcast. This week is totally jam packed with the lads discussin...
Do YOU know ALL the rules in golf?
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads put their golf rules knowledge to the test and see how well they know this sport we claim to love... Do you know how to take a lega...
The gloves are off
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Monday's here, sadly, but so is a new episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life. Today Toms discuss teenage pain, gloves and exactly how much should a spot o...
What should the AVERAGE round of golf cost?
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We ALL know that golf can be expensive, OF COURSE WE DO! But... you turn up to your average spot on a Sunday morning, what are you expecting to pay? N...
Masters Debrief
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome to our Masters Special, where Price and Green have a look through the first Major of the year. Mainly we're just wondering if anyone...
Masters 2024 HUGE Betting Tips, Long Odds, EW returns and VITAL insights!
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It is FINALLY the best time of the year, the golf season has started and the first major of 2024 is about to start. It is ALL about who is going to fi...
Tom has bought the worst golf product ever
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Morning! Welcome back to more golf chat, courtesy of Toms Price and Green. Today - your emails, Tom has bought a terrible product, Tom is fed up wit...
Are lake balls any good, GREAT golf presents and what does the PERFECT golf bag look like!
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads delve into the listener email bag and take a good rumble around, there are some incredible questions from you lot... including is i...
Tom worries he's going to fall over
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another thirty minute stroll through the total mental breakdown that is golf. This week Toms talk 7 irons, distance, intrusive thought...
Are you SURE about the WHITE tees?
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Oh hello golf fans, we go again! Welcome to another episode of your favourite golf podcast, this week the boys are going into GRANULAR detail about Gr...
The Best Bit of Golf
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tom's off to Portugal, Other Tom's off to break par. There's also some golf ASMR AND THEN THERE'S THE CONE THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE WATCH THIS CONE ...
The one that gets... spiritual?
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for another 30 minutes of benign golf chat, this week it is all about the return of everyone's favourite Netflix show, 'Full Swing'....
When will the rain stop
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello. If you, like Tom and Tom, can't play golf at the moment FEAR NOT - we are here to provide you with golf chat and quite a lot of golf whining. W...
Saturated Golf
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The weather is ruining our golf, guys, so get ready for some moaning and sadness. Also an extended chat about Cobra Puma which we PROMISE isn't an adv...
LISTENER Q&A SPECIAL
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With this SURPRISE episode of the podcast you are really treating us, ambassador... it is a Friday special as the boys clear out the email inbox and a...
The future is... GREEN IN REGULATION
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the 2024 golfing season gets under way, the lads take a look at what they are hoping to improve on over the next 12 months. Not only that, Price ta...
Muddy Hell
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TODAY! We talk: ABERDEEN RULES! GIMMES! HALFWAY HUT PEOPLE! And MORE! Thanks for listening. Don't forget to give us a like and a follow. Love, The T...
How to join a PRESTIGIOUS UK Golf Course!
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We delve into a BIG topic this week, how one goes about joining a prestigious golf club in the UK... what hoops you will be made to jump through and, ...
Think slow
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hopes, dreams, triple bogeys and Ernie Els impressions - they're all available. Don't forget - there ain't nothing wrong with a little bump and roll....
WHICH TOM CAN HIT THE DRIVER FURTHEST!!!
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It is the moment we have all been waiting for... your heroes have had their new drivers fitted for the 2024 season and it's time for a classic case of...
A new year dawns
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello golf lovers Let's crack on with another year of complaining in a loving way about the most delicious, maddening, pointless, stupid, wonderful, i...
A CHRISTMAS GIFT
25 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Christmas GIRMLers! We love you and here we are wanging on about golf ON CHRISTMAS DAY We're also announcing the winner of a beautiful Cobra Dri...
Is it time we bought a golf SIM?
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are edging ever closer to the most woeful time of the year for golf, that's right... it is golf christmas present season! Time to once again preten...
New Year Golfing Resolutions
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another dose of two men called Tom talking endlessly (30 mins actually) about golf. It's another corker. Give us a follow and you KNO...