Golf Is Ruining My Life

Why aren’t we doing MORE MATCH PLAY?

29 Apr 2026

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Hi Par pals On today’s gentle conversational stroll around the links: Tom gets excited about the live show. Again. Tom gets Tom a gift AND ...

WE REVIEW NETFLIX’S FULL SWING 2026

26 Apr 2026

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THE TOMS ARE BACK BABY… it is a Monday episode so expect 30 minutes of golfing ramble chat as well as a look through some card submissions for iGolf...

LEE WESTWOOD | Former World No1, LIV Golf & his dream four ball #TalkBirdieToMe

23 Apr 2026

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WE’RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we’re joined by previous WORLD NUMBER 1, Lee Westwood. 30 minutes chat...

Good at irons, bad at driving? HAVE WE FOUND THE SOLUTION?

22 Apr 2026

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life where we’re once again hacking our way into the email backlog. On the show today: ...

Is it time we YOGA to help GOLF?

19 Apr 2026

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Right, that's it... The Toms have lost their minds. In today's episode Green attempts to convince Price that Yoga maybe the thing we all need to get d...

FEEL vs REAL! WHICH WINS?

15 Apr 2026

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Hello and welcome back to another thirty minutes of two grown men whinging about the cruelty and beauty of this silly stick and ball game. On the s...

MASTERS 2026 // DAY FOUR #BackToBackilroy

13 Apr 2026

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WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT? Certainly not us. At no point during ANY of our Masters 2026 build-up did we dare to believe that BOSSMAN RORY could go BAC...

MASTERS 2026 // DAY THREE

12 Apr 2026

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Well well well. Turns out Rory only wants one green jacket. After a rollercoaster of a round, join Tom and Tom for more analysis (gut based hot takes)...

MASTERS 2026 // DAY TWO

11 Apr 2026

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IS IT POSSIBLE? DO WE DARE TO BELIEVE? Could after 48 hours at Augusta National the concept of back to back wins for Rory begin to dawn as a reality. ...

MASTERS 2026 // DAY ONE

10 Apr 2026

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Well hi there and welcome back to another daily dose of Masters chat from GIRML towers. On the show today we go over the ups (Rory) and downs (Bob oh ...

THE MASTERS 2026 Pre Party - LIVE From Augusta National!

08 Apr 2026

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In today's CHOCKABLOCK episode of GIRML the guys cross over to Alex from Today's Golfer who is LIVE on property at Augusta National, giving us the sor...

DANNY WILLETT | Winning a major, getting a tee time at Augusta National & 2026 Masters WINNER predicted #TalkBirdieToMe

07 Apr 2026

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We are KICK STARTING the BRAND NEW Talk Birdie To Me series in a big way… on the week of the first major in 2026 we present Masters Winner, Sheffiel...

Masters week is HERE

05 Apr 2026

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It may be Golf Christmas out there this week, so to celebrate Toms G and P head over to Woodhall Spa with their pals at England Golf to play the harde...

What is it like to play SUNNINGDALE FOURSOMES with CHARLEY HULL

01 Apr 2026

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Ever wondered how you would fare in a foursomes match if an LPGA player relied on YOU to keep it in the fairway... in today's episode we found out by ...

Is Driver on Every Tee the BEST Strategy?

30 Mar 2026

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Alright Par Pals, On today’s show Tom and Tom tackle a question that has ended more rounds than slow play Should you be taking DRIVER off ever...

Should we QUIT REAL LIFE and become… Greenkeepers?

26 Mar 2026

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I do declare the golfing season for 2026 open and ready for business. There has been a switch in the air over previous days and it feels like change i...

What is the BIGGEST CHANGE that’ll get your game to single figures?

23 Mar 2026

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Alright Par Pals, On today’s show Tom and Tom dive into another half hour of ramble golf chat including TOMS PLAN THEIR FIRST ROUND TOGETHER ...

Is STRENGTH the answer to better golf?

19 Mar 2026

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In today’s episode of GIRML, Green has been hitting in the gym in an attempt to get FIT FOR GOLF… or, let's be honest, so he can hit the ball furt...

PLAYERS 2026 // WHAT JUST HAPPENED????

16 Mar 2026

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Hi Par Pals, welcome to a Players 2026 special where Tom and Tom discuss: ABERG! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?! FITZPATRICK! WHAT JUST HAPPENED??! an...

The FIFTH Major is HERE

12 Mar 2026

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OH HELLO GOLFING SEASON 2026... It is officially here because The Players has landed, we are SO back. In today's episode we get knee deep into the ana...

Have we found the BEST TACTIC for your summer golf?

09 Mar 2026

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Alright Par Pals? Welcome along to another conversational 18 holes with Toms Green and Price. On the show today: TOM HAS FOUND THE BEST TACTIC F...

A LISTENER HOLDS A COURSE RECORD.

05 Mar 2026

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⁠COME AND SEE US ON TOUR We simply cannot believe it, in todays email special episode of GIRML we have a listener who is ACTUALLY so GOOD at golf h...

Is THIS the hottest topic in golf?

02 Mar 2026

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That's right par pals we're back and quite literally MARCHING through the year. Well done everyone. On the show today: TOM MIGHT GET ALIGNMENT S...

Man TURNS PRO with 12 handicap

26 Feb 2026

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COME AND SEE US ON TOUR GOLFING GOOBERS… That’s how this podcast starts and it doesn’t get much better there on in. On today’s Thursday email...

The biggest CAP REVELATION EVER

23 Feb 2026

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Yes please! Gather round par pals, we go again. Today: SWEATY TOM FINALLY WASHES HIS CAPS WHAT'S WEIRD IN YOUR LOCKER? and TOM'S COAT MAK...

A listener email makes us CRY

19 Feb 2026

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So, Thursday means it is EMAIL TIME for the lads at GIRML, they delve deep into outlook inbox and come up sucking tees. In today's episode - is Price ...

Have we discovered the BEST VALUE WEDGES EVER?

16 Feb 2026

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Alright Par Pals? Anyone fancy a conversational stroll through the worst game ever invented? You DO? Oh well that's good news. You're in the right ...

The DEFINITIVE checklist for becoming a MEMBER

12 Feb 2026

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Goodness me Thursday rolls around quick, the lads are back this week pulling apart winter golf and the issues with mats, as well as discussing the AGE...

We might have the BEST putting advice for you. Maybe.

09 Feb 2026

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Hello Par Pals! Welcome to another bit of golf guff from two men called Tom. On the show today: TOM LIKES PUTTING WHEN THERE'S NO PRESSURE TOM...

In defence of... slow play!

05 Feb 2026

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It is an email we never thought we get, one of you lot reaching out asking for golf to take LONGER and be SLOWED DOWN. The weirdest thing about it all...

We find THE KEY to YOUR golf in 2026

02 Feb 2026

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Hiya Par Pals This time: Tom decides he's going to get good at driving Tom wants to grind Tom isn't interested in ex-footballers playing golf ...

The world's MOST EXPENSIVE clubhouse

29 Jan 2026

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BIG QUESTION to start the podcast, how often should you be replacing your wedges... TG thinks potentially once a season. Why? Because he has fallen in...

The WEIRDEST pro golf move of 2026?

26 Jan 2026

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Alright par pals Let's talk golf, if you're up for it. THIS TIME: Tom thinks LIV might legit be in trouble Tom annoys his playing partners AND...

The ONE and ONLY swing thought for 2026

22 Jan 2026

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If there is only ONE swing thought you are going to take into this year... what EXACTLY is it! Between The Toms they think they might have cracked it....

The Creator Classic REVIEWED

19 Jan 2026

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Hiya Par Pals TODAY: Tom hates organising golf holidays Tom gets excited about a new driver Tom gets upset about swearing on a YouTube video ...

Is 2026 the year LIV golf DIES!?!

15 Jan 2026

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Here we go friends, we are back with a bang in 2026 and golf is not easing us into the year gently... we've started with a HUGE controversy as the PGA...

The BIGGEST golf dreams of 2026

12 Jan 2026

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Hi Par Pals! Welcome back to another swipe and a swing at this stupid game. On today's show: TOM MEETS A FAN TOM CAN'T PLAY GOLF TOMS ARE ON T...

NEW YEAR SPECIAL // SHORT GAME AND HOLIDAYS

01 Jan 2026

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COME AND SEE US LIVE - AN EVENING FOR SWINGERS A new dawn, a new day, a new life... for meeee, and i'm slicing goooood! Yes, that is right, we've st...

XMAS SPECIALS 2025 // BALLS AND NERVES

29 Dec 2025

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Hey Par Pals Welcome to a cheeky little Xmas special episode where Toms take on two big topics per episode. This week: BALLS NERVES Th...

HAPPY CHRISTMAS PAR PALS!

25 Dec 2025

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What more could you want of a Christmas morning than to slip away from your family and spend some time with your favourite par pals? Here, then, is...

XMAS SPECIALS 2025 // ETIQUETTE AND DRIVING

22 Dec 2025

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COME SEE US LIVE ON TOUR It is the festive golfing period, so over these most jolly of days The Toms are going to deep dive into some KEY topics to ...

LIVE TOUR TICKETS ON SALE NOW... and we read some emails!

18 Dec 2025

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COME AND SEE US LIVE Tickets for An Evening For Swingers go LIVE at midday today, so that is a thing... but also on today's podcast episode expect an...

REVEALED: How to be as good as Grant Horvat

15 Dec 2025

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Hi Par Pals! Tom's finally lost his mind and decided he can be as good as Grant Horvat. ALSO we chat pretty big topics on the show including: ...

WE ARE GOING ON TOUR!

11 Dec 2025

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That is RIGHT, in 2026 Golf Is Ruining My Life is coming to a city near YOU-ish... we are bringing our show, "An Evening For Swingers" around the UK a...

Are you MAD not having the max 14 clubs on board?

08 Dec 2025

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Alright par pals? It might be December but at least GIRML won't ever close because of wet fairways or drainage issues (don't hold us to this). THI...

How to ABOLISH first tee nerves FOREVER

04 Dec 2025

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CHECK OUT THE PING XMAS JUMPERS HERE How are they EVEN finding anything to talk out... we are in the DEPTHS of the golf off-season but that will NOT ...

Here's some more golf stuff you MUST buy

01 Dec 2025

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Hello Par Pals Time for another burst of golf based chat. On the show today: TOM PLAYS GOLF TOM BUYS SOME SHOES TOM CAN'T DECIDE IF HE'S GOING T...

UK Winter Golf Course GEMS… 10/10 MUST visit!

27 Nov 2025

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THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON. Firstly, the new Golf Is Ruining My Life website is LIVE and you can view that right HERE… All the latest merch, a new e...

UK Winter Golf Course GEMS… 10/10 MUST visit!

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON. Firstly, the new Golf Is Ruining My Life website is LIVE and you can view that right HERE… All the latest merch, a new e...

The TOY that could CHANGE YOUR GAME FOREVER?

24 Nov 2025

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That's right, par pals - a simple bit of plastic could make you a better golfer. It's THAT EASY! But what is the toy? You'll have to listen to find ou...

Golfer gets HANDICAP of 117, is this EVEN possible?

20 Nov 2025

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CLICK HERE TO BAG YOURSELF A PEPPERING THE ROUGH CAP Also, on todays Thursday episode... have we discovered the golfer in the UK with the HIGHEST han...

What IS the perfect golf holiday?

17 Nov 2025

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Golfers! Gather round! It's November, golf is awful, but we have each other. On the show today: Golf Holidays - what DO you want? Playin...

This is how to NOT break 100

13 Nov 2025

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It's a Thursday emails special edition of the podcast, which means its time to bury on golfing mitts into the big sack of golfing correspondence... IN...

HAVE WE FIXED WORLD GOLF????

10 Nov 2025

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Alright par pals? Welcome along to another amble through the golfing world with two men called Tom. Today: Your County Card! It unlocks disco...

Shall we bring back... LONG IRONS

06 Nov 2025

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Thursday means one thing... EMAIL CORNER. This week the lads dissect - when to get fitting, ChatGPT for swing analysis, father son bonding and OVER 30...

Is the Hotelplanner Race To Mallorca pro golf's BEST spectacle?

03 Nov 2025

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Alright Par Pals? Welcome along to another slice of golf chat to get you hooked on this cruel pointless and wonderful game. On the show today W...

Can ChatGPT BEAT lessons with a PROFESSIONAL?

30 Oct 2025

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It's frantic, it's frenetic, it's frenzied... it's the most emails we have ever fit into email corner! You guys spoke and said, 'Toms, get rid of the ...

Have we just SOLVED Golf Day BANDITRY?

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy Here's some more golf chat then. On the show today: Tom has SOLVED the problem of Golf Day Bandits Can you only play your best when your in...

We’ve CRACKED how to get AUGUSTA NATIONAL merch… maybe!

22 Oct 2025

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Every episode of this lovely podcast has its only theme and flavour… today’s episode is a tinged with a distinct desire to get things DONE before ...

BEGINNER? When do you take your first steps on an actual course?

19 Oct 2025

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Hey Par Pals Welcome back to another 30 minutes of golf waffle. Thanks for listening and just generally being there for us. Today we're heaving our...

IS THERE A LAB PUTTER CONSPIRACY

15 Oct 2025

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In an attempt to FINALLY get to grips with the bulging email inbox , this week, The Toms are dedicating a full 30 mins to a email corner... they will ...

Have we uncovered the next HUGE golfing superstar?

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hello Par Pals, Welcome back to another soggy stroll through the rough with two men called Tom. On the show today: Tom plays well! So does M...

What is the WEIRDEST place you've taken GOLF CLUBS?

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the autumn slump... Green is feeling sad after playing his childhood course, Price was feeling sad and then had a breakthrough and the listeners ...

What are the PERFECT conditions NEEDED to play good golf!

05 Oct 2025

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Today’s episode has all the ingredients of a classic GIRML… there is some golf etiquette whining, some golf scoring whining and some golf holiday ...

A golfing bucket list TICKED

01 Oct 2025

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Alright golfers? Welcome back to more wittering and wandering as we carve another conversation through the golfing lives we're living. Today To...

EUROPE WIN THE RYDER CUP 2025... Lowry sinks the putt, Hatton gets the half and we all praise SIR LUKE DONALD

28 Sep 2025

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We are stressed... we are very, VERY stressed! After a nail biting final day at Bethpage Black, Luke Donald's European side get the must deserved W. T...

Was Ryder Cup Saturday the GREATEST DAY IN EUROPEAN RC HISTORY?

28 Sep 2025

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Wow. Did you see that? Just wow. Here are two men called Tom who feel like, frankly, they're living in a golfing fever dream. ENJOY - Em...

Ryder Cup 2025 FRIDAY ANALYSIS… Scheffler CRUMBLES, Rahm is BACK and Justin Rose is ICE COLD

27 Sep 2025

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JOIN THE RYDER CUP DISCORD We are only 24 hours into the GREATEST golf event of the year... BUT European heads are starting to believe. We couldn't h...

Ryder Cup 2025 - The OPENING ceremony!

26 Sep 2025

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It's here! The Ryder Cup is pretty much underway, and here are Tom, Tom and Rob to guide you through the opening Salvos. Good luck everyone. I...

Ryder Cup 2025 - LIVE from Bethpage BLACK!

25 Sep 2025

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THIS IS HISTORY... the boys have pulled out all the stop this time, the daily podcasts are back and we able to cross over LIVE to New York City and co...

Golf Holidays 2026… WHAT’S IMPORTANT!

21 Sep 2025

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Whatsapp Groups are being made, finances are being discussed and the age old battle of ‘Portugal’ VS ‘UK BREAK’ is once again being waged. Thi...

Can watching matchplay make you a BETTER GOLFER???

17 Sep 2025

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Alright par pals Here's another slice (sorry) of golfing chat to hook (sorry) you in to the world of GIRML. Today on the show: TOM GETS HIS F...

Is Golf Simulator MEMBERSHIP... the FUTURE!

14 Sep 2025

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It's Monday and the BMW Championship at Wentworth is behind us... the only thing ahead of us is the Ryder Cup but that won't stop these lads. The Toms...

HUGE news, guys. GOLF CAN BE FUN

10 Sep 2025

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Hiya and welcome back for another stroll around with two men called Tom Today on the show we're discussing: HOW TO MAKE GOLF FUN HOW COOL ARCCOS ...

Is it EVEN possible to find GOLF HAPPINESS… no!

07 Sep 2025

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NEW MERCH DAY, the ‘Peppering The Rough’ drop is here and the new tees going online at 8pm tonight, you can find them here - www.golfisruiningmyli...

EMAIL SPECIAL MEGA EP

03 Sep 2025

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Good morning campers We're really diving in HARD to your emails today, trying to catch up with our holiday inbox. After a brief bit of over-exci...

Do Golfers REALLY want to grow the game?

31 Aug 2025

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Golf Is Ruining My Life x Question Time... this weeks the Tom's tackle a HUGE subject, do golfers ACTUALLY want to see the game get bigger or are the ...

Eagle OR Hole In ONE… What’s better?

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hello Par Pals Welcome along to another dissection of this ugly stick and ball game we call home. On the show this week: TOM GETS AN EAGLE ...

Do we DARE believe Team Europe can WIN the Ryder Cup

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Post Bank Holiday, it's a strange Tuesday drop from GIRML... Unfortunately this podcast was recorded BEFORE the Tommy Fleetwood win, so those hot take...

Have we found the biggest GOLF CRIME EVER?

20 Aug 2025

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Hi and welcome back to another half an hour hacking through the conversational rough. Today, Tom and Tom discuss: WHY HAS THE DRIVER ABANDONED T...

How can Tommy Fleetwood WIN in America

17 Aug 2025

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Fancy a healthy dosing of GIRML Toms... well, here we go - another episode crossing off most of the big topics in golf recently - Can Tommy win in Ame...

TOM'S SUMMER OF BOB ROTELLA IS HERE

13 Aug 2025

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Morning golfers! Time for another stroll around the conversational links. This week: TOM IS A WINNER TOM IS IN A RICH VEIN OF FORM TOM WENT TO ...

Shall we DE-GENDER the Tees?

10 Aug 2025

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Alright? Monday's here, and so are we! It's time for another gentle stroll through the golfing highs and lows with two men called Tom. Today: ...

A Putting Technique to REVOLUTIONISE your game!

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

So, hear us out... we think we might have an idea which is going to change the way you putt FOREVER, it's worked for Green and can work for you. Also ...

Let's all do SWING SPEED training?

03 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Par Pals Welcome back to more golf guff from two men called Tom. Today: Tom's handicap journey CONTINUES Other Tom's watched a video on The ...

We've found EXACTLY what makes Scottie Scheffler happy!

31 Jul 2025

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Another Thursday GIRML episode, so you can expect the boys to be delving into email corner and picking out another winner... also on today's ep they t...

Is this the WORST thing you can ask a playing partner?

27 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alright par pals? Welcome back. TODAY: BUNKERS - sorted! HOW MANY GOLF BALLS DOES TOM NEED FOR HIS TREVOSE TRIP? And also what on EARTH has...

The BEST EVER Golfing Celebs... Hugh Grant & Tom Felton 🙀

23 Jul 2025

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The UK's golfing Toms return for another rendition, expedition and ermmm... another 'dition' word, of the Golf Is Ruining My Life podcast... this week...

THE OPEN // DAY FOUR

20 Jul 2025

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IT IS DONE! Scottie has - SOMEHOW - won And now it's time for the real celebration (and it's longer than two minutes)! It's half an hour of two gol...

THE OPEN // DAY THREE

19 Jul 2025

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What do you meaaaaaan it is obvious Scottie Scheffler is going to win this thing, we have no idea what you're talking about. Lots to digest in today's...

THE OPEN // DAY TWO

19 Jul 2025

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We're halfway through the final major of the year and boy oh boy is it shaping up to be a classic (win for Scottie). Who knows who might win (Scott...

THE OPEN // DAY ONE

17 Jul 2025

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The final major of the 2025 season is UPON ON and the golfing Toms are here to recap what was a jam packed opening day of play… with a couple of fav...

THE OPEN IS HERE!!!! (and so is email corner)

16 Jul 2025

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Hey Par Pals Welcome back to another 30 minutes of golf chat. Today: EMAILS! TOMS' BIG GOLF WEEKENDS THE OPEN What more could you want? ...

LIVE from The Renaissance Club Members Bar!

16 Jul 2025

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The moment has come, the end of The Scottish Adventure, the boys sit on the veranda at The Renaissance Course discussing what has been a great experie...

SHALL WE START USING 2 IRONS?

13 Jul 2025

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It is a JAM PACKED GIRML episode… this week the boys talk about the incoming Open, the BIG differences between your average Tour Event and what the ...

GOLF ANGER - how do you switch it off?

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey golfers Gather round and prepare for another 30 minutes of two men called Tom blathering on about golf Today: Golfing rage. HOW DO WE SOLVE I...

What is a BAD score in golf?

06 Jul 2025

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We are addicted, we are totally addicted to this stupid sport... in the Monday GIRML episode expect - the boys discussing what is a BAD golf score, ho...

What does it take to BEAT your golfing nemesis?

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alright golfers? Welcome back to another good talk spoiled as Toms Price and Green discuss: Tom's big match Tom's lack of driver Tom's big mount...

Does golf REALLY make us happy?

29 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It today's episode The Tom's look inward (what, like they haven't been for the past 3/4 years) and ask the big question - Does golf REALLY make us hap...

Is this the BEST group format EVER?

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alright? Anyone else woken up at 4am with an idea for a golf format? If so, this is the best podcast for you. Elsewhere on the show: Price has a ...