Golf Is Ruining My Life
Episodes
The BIGGEST golf dreams of 2026
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Par Pals! Welcome back to another swipe and a swing at this stupid game. On today's show: TOM MEETS A FAN TOM CAN'T PLAY GOLF TOMS ARE ON T...
NEW YEAR SPECIAL // SHORT GAME AND HOLIDAYS
01 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
COME AND SEE US LIVE - AN EVENING FOR SWINGERS A new dawn, a new day, a new life... for meeee, and i'm slicing goooood! Yes, that is right, we've st...
XMAS SPECIALS 2025 // BALLS AND NERVES
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Par Pals Welcome to a cheeky little Xmas special episode where Toms take on two big topics per episode. This week: BALLS NERVES Th...
HAPPY CHRISTMAS PAR PALS!
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What more could you want of a Christmas morning than to slip away from your family and spend some time with your favourite par pals? Here, then, is...
XMAS SPECIALS 2025 // ETIQUETTE AND DRIVING
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
COME SEE US LIVE ON TOUR It is the festive golfing period, so over these most jolly of days The Toms are going to deep dive into some KEY topics to ...
LIVE TOUR TICKETS ON SALE NOW... and we read some emails!
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
COME AND SEE US LIVE Tickets for An Evening For Swingers go LIVE at midday today, so that is a thing... but also on today's podcast episode expect an...
REVEALED: How to be as good as Grant Horvat
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Par Pals! Tom's finally lost his mind and decided he can be as good as Grant Horvat. ALSO we chat pretty big topics on the show including: ...
WE ARE GOING ON TOUR!
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
That is RIGHT, in 2026 Golf Is Ruining My Life is coming to a city near YOU-ish... we are bringing our show, "An Evening For Swingers" around the UK a...
Are you MAD not having the max 14 clubs on board?
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright par pals? It might be December but at least GIRML won't ever close because of wet fairways or drainage issues (don't hold us to this). THI...
How to ABOLISH first tee nerves FOREVER
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CHECK OUT THE PING XMAS JUMPERS HERE How are they EVEN finding anything to talk out... we are in the DEPTHS of the golf off-season but that will NOT ...
Here's some more golf stuff you MUST buy
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Par Pals Time for another burst of golf based chat. On the show today: TOM PLAYS GOLF TOM BUYS SOME SHOES TOM CAN'T DECIDE IF HE'S GOING T...
UK Winter Golf Course GEMS… 10/10 MUST visit!
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON. Firstly, the new Golf Is Ruining My Life website is LIVE and you can view that right HERE… All the latest merch, a new e...
UK Winter Golf Course GEMS… 10/10 MUST visit!
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON. Firstly, the new Golf Is Ruining My Life website is LIVE and you can view that right HERE… All the latest merch, a new e...
The TOY that could CHANGE YOUR GAME FOREVER?
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
That's right, par pals - a simple bit of plastic could make you a better golfer. It's THAT EASY! But what is the toy? You'll have to listen to find ou...
Golfer gets HANDICAP of 117, is this EVEN possible?
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CLICK HERE TO BAG YOURSELF A PEPPERING THE ROUGH CAP Also, on todays Thursday episode... have we discovered the golfer in the UK with the HIGHEST han...
What IS the perfect golf holiday?
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Golfers! Gather round! It's November, golf is awful, but we have each other. On the show today: Golf Holidays - what DO you want? Playin...
This is how to NOT break 100
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a Thursday emails special edition of the podcast, which means its time to bury on golfing mitts into the big sack of golfing correspondence... IN...
HAVE WE FIXED WORLD GOLF????
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright par pals? Welcome along to another amble through the golfing world with two men called Tom. Today: Your County Card! It unlocks disco...
Shall we bring back... LONG IRONS
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thursday means one thing... EMAIL CORNER. This week the lads dissect - when to get fitting, ChatGPT for swing analysis, father son bonding and OVER 30...
Is the Hotelplanner Race To Mallorca pro golf's BEST spectacle?
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals? Welcome along to another slice of golf chat to get you hooked on this cruel pointless and wonderful game. On the show today W...
Can ChatGPT BEAT lessons with a PROFESSIONAL?
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's frantic, it's frenetic, it's frenzied... it's the most emails we have ever fit into email corner! You guys spoke and said, 'Toms, get rid of the ...
Have we just SOLVED Golf Day BANDITRY?
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ahoy Here's some more golf chat then. On the show today: Tom has SOLVED the problem of Golf Day Bandits Can you only play your best when your in...
We’ve CRACKED how to get AUGUSTA NATIONAL merch… maybe!
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every episode of this lovely podcast has its only theme and flavour… today’s episode is a tinged with a distinct desire to get things DONE before ...
BEGINNER? When do you take your first steps on an actual course?
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Par Pals Welcome back to another 30 minutes of golf waffle. Thanks for listening and just generally being there for us. Today we're heaving our...
IS THERE A LAB PUTTER CONSPIRACY
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In an attempt to FINALLY get to grips with the bulging email inbox , this week, The Toms are dedicating a full 30 mins to a email corner... they will ...
Have we uncovered the next HUGE golfing superstar?
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Par Pals, Welcome back to another soggy stroll through the rough with two men called Tom. On the show today: Tom plays well! So does M...
What is the WEIRDEST place you've taken GOLF CLUBS?
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the autumn slump... Green is feeling sad after playing his childhood course, Price was feeling sad and then had a breakthrough and the listeners ...
What are the PERFECT conditions NEEDED to play good golf!
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s episode has all the ingredients of a classic GIRML… there is some golf etiquette whining, some golf scoring whining and some golf holiday ...
A golfing bucket list TICKED
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright golfers? Welcome back to more wittering and wandering as we carve another conversation through the golfing lives we're living. Today To...
EUROPE WIN THE RYDER CUP 2025... Lowry sinks the putt, Hatton gets the half and we all praise SIR LUKE DONALD
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are stressed... we are very, VERY stressed! After a nail biting final day at Bethpage Black, Luke Donald's European side get the must deserved W. T...
Was Ryder Cup Saturday the GREATEST DAY IN EUROPEAN RC HISTORY?
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wow. Did you see that? Just wow. Here are two men called Tom who feel like, frankly, they're living in a golfing fever dream. ENJOY - Em...
Ryder Cup 2025 FRIDAY ANALYSIS… Scheffler CRUMBLES, Rahm is BACK and Justin Rose is ICE COLD
27 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
JOIN THE RYDER CUP DISCORD We are only 24 hours into the GREATEST golf event of the year... BUT European heads are starting to believe. We couldn't h...
Ryder Cup 2025 - The OPENING ceremony!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's here! The Ryder Cup is pretty much underway, and here are Tom, Tom and Rob to guide you through the opening Salvos. Good luck everyone. I...
Ryder Cup 2025 - LIVE from Bethpage BLACK!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THIS IS HISTORY... the boys have pulled out all the stop this time, the daily podcasts are back and we able to cross over LIVE to New York City and co...
Golf Holidays 2026… WHAT’S IMPORTANT!
21 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Whatsapp Groups are being made, finances are being discussed and the age old battle of ‘Portugal’ VS ‘UK BREAK’ is once again being waged. Thi...
Can watching matchplay make you a BETTER GOLFER???
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright par pals Here's another slice (sorry) of golfing chat to hook (sorry) you in to the world of GIRML. Today on the show: TOM GETS HIS F...
Is Golf Simulator MEMBERSHIP... the FUTURE!
14 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Monday and the BMW Championship at Wentworth is behind us... the only thing ahead of us is the Ryder Cup but that won't stop these lads. The Toms...
HUGE news, guys. GOLF CAN BE FUN
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiya and welcome back for another stroll around with two men called Tom Today on the show we're discussing: HOW TO MAKE GOLF FUN HOW COOL ARCCOS ...
Is it EVEN possible to find GOLF HAPPINESS… no!
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
NEW MERCH DAY, the ‘Peppering The Rough’ drop is here and the new tees going online at 8pm tonight, you can find them here - www.golfisruiningmyli...
EMAIL SPECIAL MEGA EP
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Good morning campers We're really diving in HARD to your emails today, trying to catch up with our holiday inbox. After a brief bit of over-exci...
Do Golfers REALLY want to grow the game?
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Golf Is Ruining My Life x Question Time... this weeks the Tom's tackle a HUGE subject, do golfers ACTUALLY want to see the game get bigger or are the ...
Eagle OR Hole In ONE… What’s better?
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Par Pals Welcome along to another dissection of this ugly stick and ball game we call home. On the show this week: TOM GETS AN EAGLE ...
Do we DARE believe Team Europe can WIN the Ryder Cup
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Post Bank Holiday, it's a strange Tuesday drop from GIRML... Unfortunately this podcast was recorded BEFORE the Tommy Fleetwood win, so those hot take...
Have we found the biggest GOLF CRIME EVER?
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi and welcome back to another half an hour hacking through the conversational rough. Today, Tom and Tom discuss: WHY HAS THE DRIVER ABANDONED T...
How can Tommy Fleetwood WIN in America
17 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fancy a healthy dosing of GIRML Toms... well, here we go - another episode crossing off most of the big topics in golf recently - Can Tommy win in Ame...
TOM'S SUMMER OF BOB ROTELLA IS HERE
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Morning golfers! Time for another stroll around the conversational links. This week: TOM IS A WINNER TOM IS IN A RICH VEIN OF FORM TOM WENT TO ...
Shall we DE-GENDER the Tees?
10 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright? Monday's here, and so are we! It's time for another gentle stroll through the golfing highs and lows with two men called Tom. Today: ...
A Putting Technique to REVOLUTIONISE your game!
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So, hear us out... we think we might have an idea which is going to change the way you putt FOREVER, it's worked for Green and can work for you. Also ...
Let's all do SWING SPEED training?
03 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Par Pals Welcome back to more golf guff from two men called Tom. Today: Tom's handicap journey CONTINUES Other Tom's watched a video on The ...
We've found EXACTLY what makes Scottie Scheffler happy!
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another Thursday GIRML episode, so you can expect the boys to be delving into email corner and picking out another winner... also on today's ep they t...
Is this the WORST thing you can ask a playing partner?
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright par pals? Welcome back. TODAY: BUNKERS - sorted! HOW MANY GOLF BALLS DOES TOM NEED FOR HIS TREVOSE TRIP? And also what on EARTH has...
The BEST EVER Golfing Celebs... Hugh Grant & Tom Felton 🙀
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The UK's golfing Toms return for another rendition, expedition and ermmm... another 'dition' word, of the Golf Is Ruining My Life podcast... this week...
THE OPEN // DAY FOUR
20 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
IT IS DONE! Scottie has - SOMEHOW - won And now it's time for the real celebration (and it's longer than two minutes)! It's half an hour of two gol...
THE OPEN // DAY THREE
19 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do you meaaaaaan it is obvious Scottie Scheffler is going to win this thing, we have no idea what you're talking about. Lots to digest in today's...
THE OPEN // DAY TWO
19 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're halfway through the final major of the year and boy oh boy is it shaping up to be a classic (win for Scottie). Who knows who might win (Scott...
THE OPEN // DAY ONE
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The final major of the 2025 season is UPON ON and the golfing Toms are here to recap what was a jam packed opening day of play… with a couple of fav...
THE OPEN IS HERE!!!! (and so is email corner)
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Par Pals Welcome back to another 30 minutes of golf chat. Today: EMAILS! TOMS' BIG GOLF WEEKENDS THE OPEN What more could you want? ...
LIVE from The Renaissance Club Members Bar!
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The moment has come, the end of The Scottish Adventure, the boys sit on the veranda at The Renaissance Course discussing what has been a great experie...
SHALL WE START USING 2 IRONS?
13 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It is a JAM PACKED GIRML episode… this week the boys talk about the incoming Open, the BIG differences between your average Tour Event and what the ...
GOLF ANGER - how do you switch it off?
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey golfers Gather round and prepare for another 30 minutes of two men called Tom blathering on about golf Today: Golfing rage. HOW DO WE SOLVE I...
What is a BAD score in golf?
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are addicted, we are totally addicted to this stupid sport... in the Monday GIRML episode expect - the boys discussing what is a BAD golf score, ho...
What does it take to BEAT your golfing nemesis?
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright golfers? Welcome back to another good talk spoiled as Toms Price and Green discuss: Tom's big match Tom's lack of driver Tom's big mount...
Does golf REALLY make us happy?
29 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It today's episode The Tom's look inward (what, like they haven't been for the past 3/4 years) and ask the big question - Does golf REALLY make us hap...
Is this the BEST group format EVER?
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright? Anyone else woken up at 4am with an idea for a golf format? If so, this is the best podcast for you. Elsewhere on the show: Price has a ...
WHY CAN'T TOMMY FLEETWOOD WIN IN AMERICA 😭
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Last night we all had our collective hearts broke as we watched a GOD DAMN golfing gent not quite get it done in the US for the umpteenth time. Tommy ...
Anyone else got MID-SEASON MELANCHOLY?
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Toms are back with another walk around the golfing block. Today: Are you a club golfer or do you travel well? What happens when you do a ca...
THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY FOUR
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another Monday and another major done... it was difficult out there with a rain delay halting proceedings. Green and Price delve into what they can ta...
THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY THREE
15 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here we go then - a third day of hell in Oakmont for the golfers, and heaven for us mere mortals watching them toil. On the show today we try and w...
THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY TWO
14 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you like the sound of two people Google'ing facts about day two at the US OPEN in Oakmont... then GOODNESS me you've come to the right place! The T...
THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY ONE
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The third major is here and day one is in the bag. Tom and Tom take a half hour out of their busy schedules to talk through some of the highs and a...
Want to play well INSTANTLY? We have the answer!
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's true! Tom's been out and played well and we've basically worked out how you'll ALWAYS play well. Also on the show: Email corner with GolfBidde...
WHY aren't YOUNG golfers doing THIS!
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It is the US Open week... we are now half way through all the majors of the year (sad) however, it's a bumper 2025 with the BMW at Wentworth & The Ryd...
Just how many clubs do you REALLY need?
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back par pals to your bi-weekly dose of golf therapy. TODAY: Email corner with our pals at Golfbidder! Green is smug even though he shot a ...
Scottish Adventure // St Andrews, Jubilee Course
01 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A couple of weeks ago The Toms headed up to Scotland to take on some EPIC courses and meet the ancestral home of the sport we are all addicted to. In ...
WHAT IS the best golf rule (of thumb)?
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Time for another good talk spoiled - this time on GIRML: What IS the best golf rule of thumb? Is Tom about to have a golf partner FOR LIFE and H...
WHAT does STROKES GAINED mean?
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a bank holiday Monday, but that will not stop The Toms of golf releasing another JAM PACKED episode of GIRML. This week - do we think ARCCOS woul...
We get some HUGE emails (one from Ping, one from someone called Laura)
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Par Pals! It's time for another totally menial golf chat with two men called Tom. This week: Ping! Your Golfbidder Emails! Why is Tom Gol...
PGA Championship Recap // Day Four
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It took its sweet, sweet time, but when we got to Sunday afternoon it would appear the second major of the year had started to heat up a little bit…...
PGA Championship Recap // Day Three
18 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Morning! So Day Three has been and gone and we just about managed to watch some of it in between Eurovision. Was it a good day for Rory? A bad ...
PGA Championship Recap // Day Two
17 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Like a fine wine or a lovely bottle of port, the US PGA has moved on and day two has happened. Here's Tom and Tom to discuss all the issues includ...
PGA Championship Recap // Day One
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE DAILY PODCASTS ARE BACK... can the boys survive, only time will tell. Here is you debrief of what went on over at Quail Hollow on the opening day ...
GOLF INJURY ENDS IN 7 STITCHES 😭
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another jam packed GIRML for your ear holes… it is MAJOR week, the PGA Championship is here so the lads are limbering up for the RETURN of the daily...
Would you ever take a seven iron off the par four FIRST TEE?
11 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Par Pals? On today's episode: Price is smug! Green is sad! What song plays in your head in between shots? The monthly medal is IMPOSS...
THIS is how you do a SCOTTISH GOLF trip!
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There have been a lot of hectic GIRML episodes, but we think this one takes the biscuit... over the coming half an hour expect - a debrief of the fort...
This IS the GREATEST day of a golfer's life.
04 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright GIRMLers? Fancy two men salivating over a golf fitting for 30 minutes or so? You've come to the right place AND don't forget our incredi...
Rory Mcilroy Phones TWO Presidents!
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It is Scotland Week, the lads are off up north to play the royal and ancient game... and they're taking it very very seriously, lots of prep has been ...
The Toms play the official BEST COURSE in UK&I
27 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello team GIRML Welcome back for more golf chat with two men called Tom. This week: SHOT SHAPING - is it for you? Can you? Dare you? SHOULD you...
Is this the WORST WAY to get a HOLE IN ONE!
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tempid Takes galore... here are your favourite golfing lads back again with more rubbish golf based banter, half remembered stats and simply awful swi...
This Scottie Scheffler fact will BLOW YOUR MIND
20 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and HAPPY EASTER to all those who celebrate Here comes another episode of GIRML. On Today's Show: The Toms set out on a bold and selfless mis...
Can Paige Spiranac REVOLUTIONISE your golf!!
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There is a serious Masters come-down in the GIRML office, but do not worry because that will not stop the lads bringing you their bi-weekly #TepidTake...
The Masters Recap - Sunday
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
OH MY GOD An historic day. An achievement no one thought possible. Four of them. That's right. All four of them. Tom and Tom managed to do a podcast...
The Masters Recap - Saturday.
13 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can he do... do we dare to dream. Rory is at the top of The Masters 2025 leaderboard going into Sunday and the stage is SET for what looks like it is ...
The Masters Recap - Friday.
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rosie holds on, Rory comes back and the rest of the field keep up the pressure! What a weekend we're in for. But before we get there, what do Tom & T...
The Masters Recap - Thursday.
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The lads did what they promised, here is your debrief of what went on over at Augusta National on the opening day of play at The Masters 2025. Unreal ...
The WORST SHANK STORY you'll ever hear
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright calm down. Actually no don't calm down. IT'S MASTERS WEEK AND WE'RE HERE TALKING ABOUT GOLF LIKE A PAIR OF PRATTLING IDIOTS. On today's (fi...
IT IS MASTERS WEEK!
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a huge week for GIRML, in a podcast first… we are going to attempt to do an episode every night POST Masters coverage. What’s the worst tha...
Tom vs Tom... BUT WHO WON??
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello YOU... We're back with more inane tepid takes, and AND an amazing email corner brought to you this week by our pals at Golfbidder. Go and have a...
Should we be FILMING GOLF swings???
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's almost April, golf season is waking up and the Toms are here to help you on your merry golfing way... they've got another 30 mins of tepid takes ...
Has Tom broken the rules AGAIN?
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
That's right - we're back. Time for another stroll around the block of golf together. This time on GIRML: RULES ETIQUETTE AN INCREDIBLY LONG EMAIL ...
Is this the WORST golf ETIQUETTE breach EVER!!
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE MERCH IS ONLINE... CLICK HERE TO BUY It's a massive podcast episode from The Toms... this week Green is discussing his first 18 holes at the new ...