Golf Is Ruining My Life

How to LOWER your golf score FAST

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You NEED to wait until the end of this episode to hear about something VERY exciting the Golf Is Ruining My Life boys have got in store for you. Also ...

HUGE Golf ball confession

24 Jun 2024

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The balls aren't cleaned, but they are bitten, in a brand new bit of golf chat from Toms G and P. Also - what other sport helps your golf most? AND - ...

How to play SCRATCH golf... NOW!

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A married man returns, Green is back from his wedding and honeymoon with tales of a beautiful pre nuptials tournament at the simply magical Manor Hous...

Who is your top YouTube golfer?

17 Jun 2024

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Yo, word, 'sup Toms G and P today spend quite a long time discussing YouTube golf and how to be a good golf influencer so all the kids love you. Then ...

Tom Green drops a golf BOMBSHELL

10 Jun 2024

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Tom Green has had the best round of golf of his year. Even though he had to leave after 16. Disgrace. We also discuss what one golf tip you'd like to...

What can a HIGH handicapper learn from a SCRATCH player?

05 Jun 2024

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A lovely Thursday treat in your podcast inboxes, this time it is another email special. There is nothing that pleases the boys more than your emails…...

Golf kit DIY NIGHTMARES

04 Jun 2024

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Hello! Toms G and P return to take you through the pratfalls and pitfalls of our ridiculous game, once more. Don't forget to like and subscribe over o...

GHOSTED on a tee time!

30 May 2024

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DOUBLE DROP WEEK! We made a golfing promise, and that we plan on keeping that promise from now until the day we depart these lush fairways... SO, what...

The ultimate golf birthday list

28 May 2024

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Toms are back and this time - you're not going to believe this - they're talking about golf! Birthday lists, bucket list golf courses and also - do YO...

FIGHTS on golf courses, BANNED from Club houses & STEALING Flags!

22 May 2024

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Big statement - this is the best podcast GIRML ever done! Yup you heard us right. Once again we have handed the reigns of the show over to you lot and...

USPGA Post Match Discussion

21 May 2024

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The toms, tired after going to bed at midnight, take you through their thoughts on an incredible US PGA. Is this the most interesting US PGA EVER? Al...

US PGA PREVIEW

15 May 2024

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A midweek drop from Tom and Tom? It MUST be the second major of the season. Tom and Tom discuss the runners, riders, Tigers and Tommys who are all aft...

Have you EVER played golf with COMPLETE novices?

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The start of the week can only mean one thing, another episode of your favourite golf podcast. This week is totally jam packed with the lads discussin...

Do YOU know ALL the rules in golf?

06 May 2024

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This week the lads put their golf rules knowledge to the test and see how well they know this sport we claim to love... Do you know how to take a lega...

The gloves are off

29 Apr 2024

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Monday's here, sadly, but so is a new episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life. Today Toms discuss teenage pain, gloves and exactly how much should a spot o...

What should the AVERAGE round of golf cost?

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We ALL know that golf can be expensive, OF COURSE WE DO! But... you turn up to your average spot on a Sunday morning, what are you expecting to pay? N...

Masters Debrief

16 Apr 2024

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Hello and welcome to our Masters Special, where Price and Green have a look through the first Major of the year. Mainly we're just wondering if anyone...

Masters 2024 HUGE Betting Tips, Long Odds, EW returns and VITAL insights!

10 Apr 2024

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It is FINALLY the best time of the year, the golf season has started and the first major of 2024 is about to start. It is ALL about who is going to fi...

Tom has bought the worst golf product ever

08 Apr 2024

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Morning! Welcome back to more golf chat, courtesy of Toms Price and Green. Today - your emails, Tom has bought a terrible product, Tom is fed up wit...

Are lake balls any good, GREAT golf presents and what does the PERFECT golf bag look like!

04 Apr 2024

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This week the lads delve into the listener email bag and take a good rumble around, there are some incredible questions from you lot... including is i...

Tom worries he's going to fall over

01 Apr 2024

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Welcome back to another thirty minute stroll through the total mental breakdown that is golf. This week Toms talk 7 irons, distance, intrusive thought...

Are you SURE about the WHITE tees?

25 Mar 2024

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Oh hello golf fans, we go again! Welcome to another episode of your favourite golf podcast, this week the boys are going into GRANULAR detail about Gr...

The Best Bit of Golf

18 Mar 2024

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Tom's off to Portugal, Other Tom's off to break par. There's also some golf ASMR AND THEN THERE'S THE CONE THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE WATCH THIS CONE ...

The one that gets... spiritual?

11 Mar 2024

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The boys are back for another 30 minutes of benign golf chat, this week it is all about the return of everyone's favourite Netflix show, 'Full Swing'....

When will the rain stop

04 Mar 2024

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Hello. If you, like Tom and Tom, can't play golf at the moment FEAR NOT - we are here to provide you with golf chat and quite a lot of golf whining. W...

Saturated Golf

26 Feb 2024

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The weather is ruining our golf, guys, so get ready for some moaning and sadness. Also an extended chat about Cobra Puma which we PROMISE isn't an adv...

LISTENER Q&A SPECIAL

23 Feb 2024

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With this SURPRISE episode of the podcast you are really treating us, ambassador... it is a Friday special as the boys clear out the email inbox and a...

The future is... GREEN IN REGULATION

19 Feb 2024

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As the 2024 golfing season gets under way, the lads take a look at what they are hoping to improve on over the next 12 months. Not only that, Price ta...

Muddy Hell

12 Feb 2024

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TODAY! We talk: ABERDEEN RULES! GIMMES! HALFWAY HUT PEOPLE! And MORE! Thanks for listening. Don't forget to give us a like and a follow. Love, The T...

How to join a PRESTIGIOUS UK Golf Course!

06 Feb 2024

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We delve into a BIG topic this week, how one goes about joining a prestigious golf club in the UK... what hoops you will be made to jump through and, ...

Think slow

29 Jan 2024

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Hopes, dreams, triple bogeys and Ernie Els impressions - they're all available. Don't forget - there ain't nothing wrong with a little bump and roll....

WHICH TOM CAN HIT THE DRIVER FURTHEST!!!

22 Jan 2024

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It is the moment we have all been waiting for... your heroes have had their new drivers fitted for the 2024 season and it's time for a classic case of...

A new year dawns

15 Jan 2024

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Hello golf lovers Let's crack on with another year of complaining in a loving way about the most delicious, maddening, pointless, stupid, wonderful, i...

A CHRISTMAS GIFT

25 Dec 2023

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Happy Christmas GIRMLers! We love you and here we are wanging on about golf ON CHRISTMAS DAY We're also announcing the winner of a beautiful Cobra Dri...

Is it time we bought a golf SIM?

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are edging ever closer to the most woeful time of the year for golf, that's right... it is golf christmas present season! Time to once again preten...

New Year Golfing Resolutions

11 Dec 2023

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Welcome back to another dose of two men called Tom talking endlessly (30 mins actually) about golf. It's another corker. Give us a follow and you KNO...

THE MONEY WAN THE GOLF

04 Dec 2023

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It is ONE of those episodes... Green has an embarrassing vocal mishap during an impassioned speech about LIV Golf, the lads discuss what REALLY makes ...

ARE THESE YOUR PITCH MARKS?

29 Nov 2023

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Alright Welcome to more golf chat. Who fixes the pitch marks at night? What is the perfect halfway hut snack? Who is Darren? What does Queen Wood have...

THE MASTERS GOES STABLEFORD

20 Nov 2023

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Another week for the lads getting slagged off on Tik Tok. However this time around they find some much needed positives when considering the high and ...

EARLY START

13 Nov 2023

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Hello golfers On tee, Price Tom and Green Tom are once more taking you into a warren of golf chat, stupid questions and early morning starts. This wee...

TOM GOES ON A GOLF JOLLY

03 Nov 2023

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Welcome welcome golf pals. This week Tom sadly finds himself stuck in Spain having to miserably help Sky help host their coverage of the Challenge tou...

The LEAST amount of clubs for 18 holes!

26 Oct 2023

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We go again, another week and another podcast episode from the two Toms. This time the boys solve the age old issue... you are going away, you do not ...

The Wentworth Special

20 Oct 2023

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Another burst of golf chat from two men called Tom, sitting in a kitchen early in the morning. This week it's a VERY Wentworth focused chat. BUT IT'S...

Is that man NAKED on the third?

11 Oct 2023

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Another week, another episode... this time around the lads go through some listener question, potentially annoy a visitor to the golf club and discuss...

What's the sexiest thing about golf?

05 Oct 2023

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Another week of Toms chatting all things golf. We talk handicaps, gifting, new courses and ask the ultimate question: what's the sexiest thing in golf...

A RYDER CUP SPECIAL!!

26 Sep 2023

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After two years of waiting, we have arrived at the greatest week of the year... Europe take on American in the Ryder Cup at Rome's Marco Simone Golf &...

The Incident

21 Sep 2023

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Hello golfers! Welcome back. This week The Toms discuss: Speed awareness courses German golf puns Also Tom Price has yet ANOTHER Incident. If you've ...

Tom slows his swing down.

03 Sep 2023

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Hi! A brief holiday hiatus and now Toms return with stories of: A slow sing How not to die in a lightning storm Tom finds a new golf home And more! Do...

WE HATE GOLF

17 Aug 2023

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Every now and again this game we love so much deserts us and all of a sudden the name of this podcast series starts to make even more sense than it al...

The Challenge Tour

04 Aug 2023

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Tom's been on the challenge tour! (not playing, NB, just hosting and having the very best week ever) Also: Don't forget we're on all the YouTubes and...

The Open Special

22 Jul 2023

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Tom and Tom sit behind the 18th grandstand and talk about golf. Specifically, The Open 2023. Which they'd just watched the first day of. We discuss me...

INTERVIEW WITH SIMON DYSON - 20 Appearances at The Majors, 9 Tour Wins & Years of Golf Knowledge

21 Jul 2023

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Ahoy there golf pals. Welcome to another GIRML special - today Tom and Tom chat to Simon Dyson about, believe it or not, golf. They talk August, Els, ...

We went to LIV GOLF London & THIS is what we thought!

12 Jul 2023

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After talking about it for over a year, the GIRML Podcast had a day out to LIV GOLF London and you can hear EXACTLY what they thought in this week's e...

TOM PLAYED THE K CLUB!

07 Jul 2023

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Tom experiences the joy of a trip to Dublin and the K club. Today's episode includes: helicopters, a dog barking, Tom from Keane. And other stuff. Enj...

WE FILMED WITH MATT FRYER

28 Jun 2023

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The Golf Youtube series you have all been waiting for is finally here... welcome to THE VERSUS series! And on a completely unrelated note we filmed wi...

Tom Likes Golf Again

22 Jun 2023

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Another Good Talk Spoiled as two grown men talk about golf like it's the most important thing in the world Because it is This time on Golf Is Ruining ...

THE US OPEN '23 IN LA WAS... WEIRD!

19 Jun 2023

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The boys gathered early on a Monday morning to debrief the night before, we are 3/4 of the way through this years majors... IT'S SAD! But what a weeke...

US Open Special

15 Jun 2023

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Here it is then, the US Open special. Who will be the champion golfer, and who will be the champion better (when the fun stops stop) after this third...

LIV AND PGA GOLF MERGE... WHAT!

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It has been a busy week in Golf... Price won a scratch golf competition, Green quits Muswell Hill and England Golf send an EMAIL!! OH YEAH, also the S...

THE SHIRE EAT US ALIVE

31 May 2023

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The boys took on one of London's hardest courses and have got the scares to tell the tale... THE SHIRE, with its Seve design and island green par 3 op...

LET'S GO TO WAR(BIRD)

25 May 2023

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Hello and welcome back. On today's show: Hopes are way too high for a round at The Shire We discuss The Boom Boom Driver We berate balatas We are add...

A PGA CHAMPIONSHIP SPECIAL

18 May 2023

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Joy of joys... another major is here for us to digest and the boys have got knee deep into analysing who they think is going to win! Expect great insi...

NORMAL EPISODE!

11 May 2023

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Price is still playing golf. Green is too, barely. It's another 18 holes (about 30 mins tbf) of Golf Is Ruining My Life. Today on the show: Ryder Cup ...

EMERGENCY PODCAST. PRICE QUITS!

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve never been in this place before, but Tom Price is having a breakdown about his golf game and there is only one place he can visit to purge him...

THE MAYOR OF YIPTOWN

04 May 2023

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Alright golfers? Hopefully your lives are in ruins and you're totally broken, all thanks to this stupid game. If so, welcome to another week of golf t...

HOLD ON - YOU'VE PLAYED AUGUSTA NATIONAL?

26 Apr 2023

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This really is a JAM packed episode of GIRML.. Green tries to explain AimPoint Express, Price shots a 90, The Toms finally get 18-ish in, Pros are off...

HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE CELTIC MANOR?

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

hello What did Tom G do at parties? How close was Tom to Tom's mum? What is the perfect golf trip? How much does it cost to go to the Masters? How gre...

WE WENT VIRAL ON GOLF TIK TOK

12 Apr 2023

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The lads are back... they've got a Masters come down and lots of catching up to do! Firstly, where should we all be going on our UK Golf Trips this ye...

MASTERS SPECIAL

05 Apr 2023

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Catch up with the Toms as this week they're bursting with enthusiasm for the greatest tournament of the golfing year: The Masters. Find out how much A...

It's a GUEST SPECIAL... Actor, Comedian & Golfer - Tom Rosenthal

30 Mar 2023

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Golf season is approaching, The Masters is nearly here and this week we are joined by Plebs & Friday Night Dinner actor, Tom Rosenthal! He is also a g...

WE BACK

23 Mar 2023

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WE ARE BACK! Series 3 gets underway and Toms Green and Price discuss some of the big topics in golf today: Plodders Scorecards Blades Shuddering Shaft...

SERIES 3 IS COMING

07 Feb 2023

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Hello GIRMLers We're coming back. Slowly. Pop a date in your diary and get cleaning your clubs. We'll be back for a Loooooooong round of Golf is ruin...

The One When Green Gets ENGAGED!

08 Dec 2022

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IT'S A GOLF PODCAST WHO CARES ABOUT AN ENGAGEMENT... well my friends, we've managed to make Green's proposal all about the sport we love. Equally, Pri...

Tom had a terrible terrible time

30 Nov 2022

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Price meets Robins and together they face a muddy golfing oblivion. WARNING: contains audio of Tom Price being miserable. Golf is awful. Give up now....

Does golf HAVE to be expensive?

25 Nov 2022

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This week the boys are chatting the cost of playing golf, the best clubs for starting out in the game, favourites for the majors next year and WTF BEN...

Tom's got a BIG Secret

23 Nov 2022

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Have you ever broken your mates heart... well folks, listen live as one Tom crushes the other Tom's hopes and dream. It's a classic GIRML x Hosted on ...

Anyone for two rounds in one week?

18 Nov 2022

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The second episode in one week? You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky things. Enjoy and play well Toms x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Return of the Maldives Man

16 Nov 2022

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A whole new half hour of golf chat by two people called Tom. What more could you want? Oh - another episode this Friday?? Sure! Why not. See you then ...

How to CRUSH your irons

27 Oct 2022

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The boys are back in town... this week discussing crushing irons, Rory's accession to number 1 golfer in the world and if Price's life has been change...

HOLES IN ONE

19 Oct 2022

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Golf is ruining my life is proud to present another half hour of golf babble including: a hole-in-one, a dog barking, the noise of some clubs and SO m...

WE BROKE THE INTERNET...kind of

11 Oct 2022

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Another week, another podcast... this week, we will be honest, is not award winning podcast audio! Your heroes have internet problems throughout and t...

GREEN PLAYS THE JCB

05 Oct 2022

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Hey golfriends! Welcome to the greatest day of Tom Green's life. He's only gone and played the JCB. Prepare for a rollercoaster ride of snap hooks, pe...

TOM HAS THE BEST ROUND OF HIS LIFE

27 Sep 2022

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Jesus Christ, you wont believe it.. this week Price has the round of his life and TG prepares himself for taking on The JCB Hosted on Acast. See acast...

A PUPPY IS RUINING TOM'S LIFE

21 Sep 2022

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This week: Tom coughs Tom swears Tom's puppy barks Tom plans his golf return Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe and don't give us water after mid...

USA! USA! USA!

14 Sep 2022

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Tom's back from Disney World, Tom's going to play golf again soon, and Tom remembers the time someone said something nice to him. It's Golf is Ruining...

The Tom Price Anecdote

06 Sep 2022

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Ohhhh friends, your heroes are back together and this week everyone is happy! Over the next 35 minutes you can expect: stories about dog poo, a big we...

I've quit golf

31 Aug 2022

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it's a sad episode, one of our heroes has lost his head... it's gone! Also, Price made a birdie - so that as well! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

On tee, Virginia Waters!

24 Aug 2022

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They're back for another whinge about the greatest game ever invented. This week, Tom and Tom discuss sausages, halfway huts, dogs and what happens wh...

GREEN PLAYS ROYAL BIRKDALE BADLY AND IS SAD

16 Aug 2022

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It's another jam packed episode of GIRML... this week your heroes get overly emotional and start quoting great American literature, discuss the advant...

We're Back on Tee

10 Aug 2022

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After a long break (quick sandwich) we're now setting off on another 18 holes of golf podcasting. Today we're chatting John Daly, Spiderman and how be...

THE FINAL EPISODE (?)

26 Jul 2022

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It's bloody jam packed... the boys talk: sweaty golf, incorrect shafts, iron head covers, bad golfer, Close House & playing with Sam Westwood. Also, t...

Episode Seventeen

20 Jul 2022

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Weeks after smashing his driver, Tom P has finally found his way into the welcoming arms of Pete Powell and Gareth Johnston who, in today's episode, r...

Live From The Links

12 Jul 2022

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They're back, they're on the course and it's a first for the Golf is Ruining My Life Podcast, we track our hosts over 16 holes of, very average, golf!...

The Fifteenth

06 Jul 2022

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Oh it's a belter of an episode today. Should golf have a 0th hole? Is Tom a nan because he's got graphite shafts? Is Magners, Meditation and Mates all...

Episode Fourteen

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The fourteenth. Welcome. This week Toms discuss hackers, getting your kids into golf, being told off by greenskeepers (AGAIN) and the weirdest reason ...

IT'S AN OPEN QUALEY SPECIAL

23 Jun 2022

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We go again... this time your hero's are friends again, they've got over their LIV drama and are ready to reignite their love for the sport that is go...

GOLF HAS GOT EXCITING!

14 Jun 2022

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CHRIST ALL MIGHTY... this week is an explosive episode, it is all kicking off - the Toms find themselves on either side of the LIV golf debate. Great ...

Shout out to Tom's 3 Wood

08 Jun 2022

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Shout outs to golf clubs, putting heaven and a good old LOL at the LIV madness. What more could you want from a golf podcast? Subscribe, rate, review...

I've Cracked #ZenGolf

01 Jun 2022

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The boys are back in tow and this week Green has cracked Zen Golf, he is average, he is always average and he is fine with being average. Price has po...

The 9th

25 May 2022

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Back with another half of hour of hating golf, Tom and Tom this week dwell on 3 woods, new drivers, DECADE golf and much much more. Also enjoy the pre...