Golf Is Ruining My Life
Episodes
When Tom MET TOMMY
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello hello and welcome back for more golf chat from Toms. Today they take you on a trip to Wentworth West… and also briefly get SAD about the fact...
Is it okay to EVER leave a round EARLY!
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After the saddest episode in GIRML history, the boys reluctantly head to the email inbox to get a listener debrief on how the news of Price's competit...
IS TALKING REALLY THE ANSWER?
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So, it happened. Price got down to the last four at his Club's Captain's Cup. I wonder how it went... Email - [email protected] Tik...
This EXACTLY what's WRONG with golf shoes
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It is a Thursday in September, which means two things... 1.) There is a brand new episode of your favourite golf podcast, Golf Is Ruining My Life. 2.)...
The BIGGEST sporting moment in Price's life?
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back and gather round your wireless for more inane golf chat. This week Price is on the bring of a breakdown because he's got a semi on, and G...
What EXACTLY makes you a GOLFING LEGEND!?!
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So many questions, so little time... the GIRML inbox has been overflowing recently. Granted, we blame ourselves for that because we did ask for emails...
The BIGGEST game of Tom's life
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TODAY on Golf Is Ruining My Life! How can you still enjoy golf if you're good? Doesn't anger get in the way? Also how should you best react to peopl...
The BEST way to play in a two-ball?
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show: Tom Green issues an apology Tom Price gets an 8 And you, dear listeners, get another half hour of golf waffle. Golffle? Speak soon!...
ONE golf club to REVOLUTIONISE your game
18 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A brand new week can only mean one thing... a FREASH 30 minutes of lukewarm golf banter from your favourite golfing pair, it is Golf Is Ruining My Lif...
You WILL break 100 if you follow our advice
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and Fore Left/Right to you all Here's another dose of high end golf chat, with Toms G and P discussing greenkeeping, drivers and Busted. Three ...
The ONLY Golf book you NEED
11 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Even with Price away on summer holidays, the lads will not stop suppling A CLASS golf content into your ears. Welcome to another week of GB'S 5TH BIGG...
Is Tom STILL using IRON headcovers
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry lads, bit of quick episode this week... long story short, Price thinks it's appropriate to go on holiday and prioritise his family over us, his...
DRINKING on the course? OK? Or do you judge?
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here we are then, Toms discussing golf and complaining quite a lot about: bar tabs on course drinking the fact we quite like the new Bryson video Al...
Is this the HIGHEST Stableford score EVER?
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The People's golf podcast returns, another week another two episodes incoming... today it is all about the Monday drop and that means discussions of g...
How do you INSTANTLY improve tv golf coverage?
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Alright then here we go again with two Toms and a microphone and a sport which is designed to drive you totally, wonderfully, mad. Welcome back. Gre...
The SECRET Golf Zip, it'll CHANGE YA Life!
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And like that the final major of the mens golfing calendar is done, and boy what a season have we had so far. But do not worry listener, the show is g...
The Open Championship is HERE
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How on EARTH has this happened already... we are at the final major of 2024, and in the UK we are yet to have ANY summery weather! Alas, this wont sto...
What would you STEAL from the Ryder Cup?
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yep we're back, and this time we've got some added bonus content in the shape of the brilliant Sam Westwood. He's currently climbing up the Clutch Tou...
We are the UKs 5TH BIGGEST GOLF podcast!
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
ermm... did In mention we are now Great Britain's 5th biggest golf podcast? OH YEAH! We can not thank you all enough for downloading each week and spr...
Possibly the BEST GOLF QUESTION WE HAVE EVER ASKED
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi GIRMLers Thanks for dropping by. Today; Green confesses where he keeps his golf clubs. It's so shocking Price makes him apologise to his sticks. ...
Come PLAY Golf with US!
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I think this episode contains one of the best emails we have EVER had to the show, you think you have heard of slow play... you have not heard anythin...
Which golfers are FASTEST?
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Toms G and P return to once more take a ramble through the ups and downs of our golfing lives. Almost by accident, Tom manages to open up a new cultu...
How to LOWER your golf score FAST
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You NEED to wait until the end of this episode to hear about something VERY exciting the Golf Is Ruining My Life boys have got in store for you. Also ...
HUGE Golf ball confession
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The balls aren't cleaned, but they are bitten, in a brand new bit of golf chat from Toms G and P. Also - what other sport helps your golf most? AND - ...
How to play SCRATCH golf... NOW!
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A married man returns, Green is back from his wedding and honeymoon with tales of a beautiful pre nuptials tournament at the simply magical Manor Hous...
Who is your top YouTube golfer?
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yo, word, 'sup Toms G and P today spend quite a long time discussing YouTube golf and how to be a good golf influencer so all the kids love you. Then ...
Tom Green drops a golf BOMBSHELL
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Green has had the best round of golf of his year. Even though he had to leave after 16. Disgrace. We also discuss what one golf tip you'd like to...
What can a HIGH handicapper learn from a SCRATCH player?
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A lovely Thursday treat in your podcast inboxes, this time it is another email special. There is nothing that pleases the boys more than your emails…...
Golf kit DIY NIGHTMARES
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello! Toms G and P return to take you through the pratfalls and pitfalls of our ridiculous game, once more. Don't forget to like and subscribe over o...
GHOSTED on a tee time!
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
DOUBLE DROP WEEK! We made a golfing promise, and that we plan on keeping that promise from now until the day we depart these lush fairways... SO, what...
The ultimate golf birthday list
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Toms are back and this time - you're not going to believe this - they're talking about golf! Birthday lists, bucket list golf courses and also - do YO...
FIGHTS on golf courses, BANNED from Club houses & STEALING Flags!
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Big statement - this is the best podcast GIRML ever done! Yup you heard us right. Once again we have handed the reigns of the show over to you lot and...
USPGA Post Match Discussion
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The toms, tired after going to bed at midnight, take you through their thoughts on an incredible US PGA. Is this the most interesting US PGA EVER? Al...
US PGA PREVIEW
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A midweek drop from Tom and Tom? It MUST be the second major of the season. Tom and Tom discuss the runners, riders, Tigers and Tommys who are all aft...
Have you EVER played golf with COMPLETE novices?
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The start of the week can only mean one thing, another episode of your favourite golf podcast. This week is totally jam packed with the lads discussin...
Do YOU know ALL the rules in golf?
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads put their golf rules knowledge to the test and see how well they know this sport we claim to love... Do you know how to take a lega...
The gloves are off
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Monday's here, sadly, but so is a new episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life. Today Toms discuss teenage pain, gloves and exactly how much should a spot o...
What should the AVERAGE round of golf cost?
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We ALL know that golf can be expensive, OF COURSE WE DO! But... you turn up to your average spot on a Sunday morning, what are you expecting to pay? N...
Masters Debrief
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome to our Masters Special, where Price and Green have a look through the first Major of the year. Mainly we're just wondering if anyone...
Masters 2024 HUGE Betting Tips, Long Odds, EW returns and VITAL insights!
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It is FINALLY the best time of the year, the golf season has started and the first major of 2024 is about to start. It is ALL about who is going to fi...
Tom has bought the worst golf product ever
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Morning! Welcome back to more golf chat, courtesy of Toms Price and Green. Today - your emails, Tom has bought a terrible product, Tom is fed up wit...
Are lake balls any good, GREAT golf presents and what does the PERFECT golf bag look like!
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads delve into the listener email bag and take a good rumble around, there are some incredible questions from you lot... including is i...
Tom worries he's going to fall over
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another thirty minute stroll through the total mental breakdown that is golf. This week Toms talk 7 irons, distance, intrusive thought...
Are you SURE about the WHITE tees?
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Oh hello golf fans, we go again! Welcome to another episode of your favourite golf podcast, this week the boys are going into GRANULAR detail about Gr...
The Best Bit of Golf
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tom's off to Portugal, Other Tom's off to break par. There's also some golf ASMR AND THEN THERE'S THE CONE THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE WATCH THIS CONE ...
The one that gets... spiritual?
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for another 30 minutes of benign golf chat, this week it is all about the return of everyone's favourite Netflix show, 'Full Swing'....
When will the rain stop
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello. If you, like Tom and Tom, can't play golf at the moment FEAR NOT - we are here to provide you with golf chat and quite a lot of golf whining. W...
Saturated Golf
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The weather is ruining our golf, guys, so get ready for some moaning and sadness. Also an extended chat about Cobra Puma which we PROMISE isn't an adv...
LISTENER Q&A SPECIAL
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With this SURPRISE episode of the podcast you are really treating us, ambassador... it is a Friday special as the boys clear out the email inbox and a...
The future is... GREEN IN REGULATION
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the 2024 golfing season gets under way, the lads take a look at what they are hoping to improve on over the next 12 months. Not only that, Price ta...
Muddy Hell
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TODAY! We talk: ABERDEEN RULES! GIMMES! HALFWAY HUT PEOPLE! And MORE! Thanks for listening. Don't forget to give us a like and a follow. Love, The T...
How to join a PRESTIGIOUS UK Golf Course!
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We delve into a BIG topic this week, how one goes about joining a prestigious golf club in the UK... what hoops you will be made to jump through and, ...
Think slow
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hopes, dreams, triple bogeys and Ernie Els impressions - they're all available. Don't forget - there ain't nothing wrong with a little bump and roll....
WHICH TOM CAN HIT THE DRIVER FURTHEST!!!
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It is the moment we have all been waiting for... your heroes have had their new drivers fitted for the 2024 season and it's time for a classic case of...
A new year dawns
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello golf lovers Let's crack on with another year of complaining in a loving way about the most delicious, maddening, pointless, stupid, wonderful, i...
A CHRISTMAS GIFT
25 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Christmas GIRMLers! We love you and here we are wanging on about golf ON CHRISTMAS DAY We're also announcing the winner of a beautiful Cobra Dri...
Is it time we bought a golf SIM?
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are edging ever closer to the most woeful time of the year for golf, that's right... it is golf christmas present season! Time to once again preten...
New Year Golfing Resolutions
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another dose of two men called Tom talking endlessly (30 mins actually) about golf. It's another corker. Give us a follow and you KNO...
THE MONEY WAN THE GOLF
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It is ONE of those episodes... Green has an embarrassing vocal mishap during an impassioned speech about LIV Golf, the lads discuss what REALLY makes ...
ARE THESE YOUR PITCH MARKS?
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Alright Welcome to more golf chat. Who fixes the pitch marks at night? What is the perfect halfway hut snack? Who is Darren? What does Queen Wood have...
THE MASTERS GOES STABLEFORD
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another week for the lads getting slagged off on Tik Tok. However this time around they find some much needed positives when considering the high and ...
EARLY START
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello golfers On tee, Price Tom and Green Tom are once more taking you into a warren of golf chat, stupid questions and early morning starts. This wee...
TOM GOES ON A GOLF JOLLY
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome welcome golf pals. This week Tom sadly finds himself stuck in Spain having to miserably help Sky help host their coverage of the Challenge tou...
The LEAST amount of clubs for 18 holes!
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We go again, another week and another podcast episode from the two Toms. This time the boys solve the age old issue... you are going away, you do not ...
The Wentworth Special
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another burst of golf chat from two men called Tom, sitting in a kitchen early in the morning. This week it's a VERY Wentworth focused chat. BUT IT'S...
Is that man NAKED on the third?
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another week, another episode... this time around the lads go through some listener question, potentially annoy a visitor to the golf club and discuss...
What's the sexiest thing about golf?
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another week of Toms chatting all things golf. We talk handicaps, gifting, new courses and ask the ultimate question: what's the sexiest thing in golf...
A RYDER CUP SPECIAL!!
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After two years of waiting, we have arrived at the greatest week of the year... Europe take on American in the Ryder Cup at Rome's Marco Simone Golf &...
The Incident
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello golfers! Welcome back. This week The Toms discuss: Speed awareness courses German golf puns Also Tom Price has yet ANOTHER Incident. If you've ...
Tom slows his swing down.
03 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hi! A brief holiday hiatus and now Toms return with stories of: A slow sing How not to die in a lightning storm Tom finds a new golf home And more! Do...
WE HATE GOLF
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Every now and again this game we love so much deserts us and all of a sudden the name of this podcast series starts to make even more sense than it al...
The Challenge Tour
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tom's been on the challenge tour! (not playing, NB, just hosting and having the very best week ever) Also: Don't forget we're on all the YouTubes and...
The Open Special
22 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tom and Tom sit behind the 18th grandstand and talk about golf. Specifically, The Open 2023. Which they'd just watched the first day of. We discuss me...
INTERVIEW WITH SIMON DYSON - 20 Appearances at The Majors, 9 Tour Wins & Years of Golf Knowledge
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ahoy there golf pals. Welcome to another GIRML special - today Tom and Tom chat to Simon Dyson about, believe it or not, golf. They talk August, Els, ...
We went to LIV GOLF London & THIS is what we thought!
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After talking about it for over a year, the GIRML Podcast had a day out to LIV GOLF London and you can hear EXACTLY what they thought in this week's e...
TOM PLAYED THE K CLUB!
07 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tom experiences the joy of a trip to Dublin and the K club. Today's episode includes: helicopters, a dog barking, Tom from Keane. And other stuff. Enj...
WE FILMED WITH MATT FRYER
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Golf Youtube series you have all been waiting for is finally here... welcome to THE VERSUS series! And on a completely unrelated note we filmed wi...
Tom Likes Golf Again
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another Good Talk Spoiled as two grown men talk about golf like it's the most important thing in the world Because it is This time on Golf Is Ruining ...
THE US OPEN '23 IN LA WAS... WEIRD!
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys gathered early on a Monday morning to debrief the night before, we are 3/4 of the way through this years majors... IT'S SAD! But what a weeke...
US Open Special
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here it is then, the US Open special. Who will be the champion golfer, and who will be the champion better (when the fun stops stop) after this third...
LIV AND PGA GOLF MERGE... WHAT!
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It has been a busy week in Golf... Price won a scratch golf competition, Green quits Muswell Hill and England Golf send an EMAIL!! OH YEAH, also the S...
THE SHIRE EAT US ALIVE
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys took on one of London's hardest courses and have got the scares to tell the tale... THE SHIRE, with its Seve design and island green par 3 op...
LET'S GO TO WAR(BIRD)
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome back. On today's show: Hopes are way too high for a round at The Shire We discuss The Boom Boom Driver We berate balatas We are add...
A PGA CHAMPIONSHIP SPECIAL
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joy of joys... another major is here for us to digest and the boys have got knee deep into analysing who they think is going to win! Expect great insi...
NORMAL EPISODE!
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Price is still playing golf. Green is too, barely. It's another 18 holes (about 30 mins tbf) of Golf Is Ruining My Life. Today on the show: Ryder Cup ...
EMERGENCY PODCAST. PRICE QUITS!
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve never been in this place before, but Tom Price is having a breakdown about his golf game and there is only one place he can visit to purge him...
THE MAYOR OF YIPTOWN
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Alright golfers? Hopefully your lives are in ruins and you're totally broken, all thanks to this stupid game. If so, welcome to another week of golf t...
HOLD ON - YOU'VE PLAYED AUGUSTA NATIONAL?
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This really is a JAM packed episode of GIRML.. Green tries to explain AimPoint Express, Price shots a 90, The Toms finally get 18-ish in, Pros are off...
HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE CELTIC MANOR?
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
hello What did Tom G do at parties? How close was Tom to Tom's mum? What is the perfect golf trip? How much does it cost to go to the Masters? How gre...
WE WENT VIRAL ON GOLF TIK TOK
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The lads are back... they've got a Masters come down and lots of catching up to do! Firstly, where should we all be going on our UK Golf Trips this ye...
MASTERS SPECIAL
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up with the Toms as this week they're bursting with enthusiasm for the greatest tournament of the golfing year: The Masters. Find out how much A...
It's a GUEST SPECIAL... Actor, Comedian & Golfer - Tom Rosenthal
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Golf season is approaching, The Masters is nearly here and this week we are joined by Plebs & Friday Night Dinner actor, Tom Rosenthal! He is also a g...
WE BACK
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WE ARE BACK! Series 3 gets underway and Toms Green and Price discuss some of the big topics in golf today: Plodders Scorecards Blades Shuddering Shaft...
SERIES 3 IS COMING
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello GIRMLers We're coming back. Slowly. Pop a date in your diary and get cleaning your clubs. We'll be back for a Loooooooong round of Golf is ruin...
The One When Green Gets ENGAGED!
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
IT'S A GOLF PODCAST WHO CARES ABOUT AN ENGAGEMENT... well my friends, we've managed to make Green's proposal all about the sport we love. Equally, Pri...
Tom had a terrible terrible time
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Price meets Robins and together they face a muddy golfing oblivion. WARNING: contains audio of Tom Price being miserable. Golf is awful. Give up now....
Does golf HAVE to be expensive?
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys are chatting the cost of playing golf, the best clubs for starting out in the game, favourites for the majors next year and WTF BEN...
Tom's got a BIG Secret
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever broken your mates heart... well folks, listen live as one Tom crushes the other Tom's hopes and dream. It's a classic GIRML x Hosted on ...
Anyone for two rounds in one week?
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The second episode in one week? You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky things. Enjoy and play well Toms x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
Return of the Maldives Man
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A whole new half hour of golf chat by two people called Tom. What more could you want? Oh - another episode this Friday?? Sure! Why not. See you then ...