Good Children
Episodes
Blacking Out At House Of Yes
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get in the sprinter van and get your neon facepaint, we're celebrating birthdays this week. After a quick catchup about Andrew's 28th, a Joechella pow...
Does It Get Better? ft. Trixie Mattel
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrate our 2-year-anniversary with World Famous Drag Queen: Trixie Mattel! Hang onto your wigs as we unpack Joe and Andrew's long-time yearning to ...
Double F's At Football Camp
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! The boys discuss the summer going into 8th grade when they both signed up...
April: Through The Years
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! Let's take it back to April: Through The Years. The boys discuss importan...
Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! This week join us on a retrospective through the hairy times of puberty a...
Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays?
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! This week, the boys put on their professor hats and answer their own earl...
Trying To Die On Purpose In Australia
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! Prepare to have your bones chilled as Andrew tells what he believes is a ...
How To Love Yourself Even Though You Had Ugly Bangs
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we let the listeners behind the microphones for a riveting Q&A running the mental and emotional gamut of the human experience. [Video will b...
Bagpipes
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to our Patreon for a new episode every single Friday! (This week we're taking you on an extended trip to the cafeteria)! Head to FACTORME...
Four Idiot Girls (ft. Two Idiot Girls, Drew & Deison Afualo)
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us on Patreon for a new episode every week! Embrace the most embarrassing moments of your entire life with special guests and iconic sister duo ...
The Peanut Butter & Jelly Gang
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! This week the boys bring it back to the basics with a manic conversation on extracurricular...
The Top 10 Breakfast Cereals Ranked
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Your Singing Voice Develops At 30
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! This week the boys take a trip down memory lane to their very recent respective quarter-lif...
100 First Dates
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us on Patreon for a bonus episode every single Friday! Gear up for Valentine's Day with the only Valentines you need this year: your favorite po...
I Watched A Snake Eat A Cow
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! Break out your burn books because this week the boys are taking you to Northshore High for ...
The Emancipation of Royal Hegyes
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! MYSTERIES! SECRETS! PHOTOSHOP! Sit down with Royal Hegyes for his first on-camera interview in ten years as t...
You Get To Exhale Now, Totino
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Today's episode is NOT FOR OUR MOMS!!! Let's talk the myths and lore and facts and fiction about gay sex. E...
A Rise From Grace
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Who would win The Hunger Games? Who would win a figure skating competition? Who would die in a Shakespear...
Well, It's Over (2023)
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Well it's over. Let's discuss our favorite parts of the past year, the most popular resolutions, and some of ou...
How The Hell Did The Grinch Steal Christmas?
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to Patreon for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! After an agonizing three weeks of terrifying...
A Little Bit of TLC
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to Patreon for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! The boys try to stay on theme this week by t...
The Year Without a Santa Claws
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to Patreon for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! JUMPSCARE! The boys are back for a very spec...
Homo Loan
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to Patreon for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! The boys set the holiday season off on the r...
Drowning In The Ocean Spray Cranberry Bog
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us on Patreon for a bonus video/audio episode every Friday! It's that time of year! Join Lorelai Gilmore and Sookie St. James for a retrospective...
Potential Friendship Breakup Song
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us on Patreon for an extra video/audio episode every Friday! This week, the boys discuss the complicated and difficult reality of best friend br...
Cocktail Hour
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk catered events and, more importantly, the food at those events. In their investigative journey they ask hardhitting questions like: Who ...
The Get A Boyfriend Challenge
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss the perils of modern dating, the terrors of dating in high school, the insanity of Andrew's type, the horrors of Joe breaking up with...
Being Pathetic For Attention
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Time for even more Halloween antics with a heavy dose of Four Loko. Reflect on the wonders of the Jersey Shore years, Andrew's too-good-to-be-true par...
Andrew's Got A Date With A Vampire
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let's celebrate Halloween with a spooky episode where we reflect on some of our favorite Halloween memories, audition for roles in the next live actio...
A Leaf Of Faith [video]
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay podcast duo… and YOU? We’re planning a Good C...
A Leaf Of Faith
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay podcast duo… and YOU? We’re planning a Good C...
Serving Bow (A Look Into The Archive)
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay podcast duo… and YOU? We’re planning a Good C...
Serving Bow (A Look Into The Archive) [video]
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay podcast duo… and YOU? We’re planning a Good C...
Riding in Cars with Twinks
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay podcast duo… and YOU? We’re planning...
Riding in Cars with Twinks [video]
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay podcast duo… and YOU? We’re planning a ...
F.A.Q.QOTS (Part II)
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Learn all about our extensive work history, dream blunt rotation, toxic ex-friends, icks for each other, how to manage your anxiety, and more in this ...
F.A.Q.QOTS (Part II) [video]
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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FMK: BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club [video]
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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FMK: BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter [video]
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Actually Let's Rename It Bad Children [video]
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Actually Let's Rename It Bad Children
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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I Wish Josh Peck Was Gay
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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I Wish Josh Peck Was Gay [video]
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Try Not To Say AnnaSophia Robb Challenge [VIDEO]
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Try Not To Say AnnaSophia Robb Challenge
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Bachelor Party
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Bachelor Party [VIDEO]
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Blame It On Cheesecake Factory ft. Tefi
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Blame It On Cheesecake Factory ft. Tefi [VIDEO]
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Who Drank At Joe's 17th Birthday Party? [VIDEO]
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Who Drank At Joe's 17th Birthday Party?
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Food Court [VIDEO]
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Food Court
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Boys State [VIDEO]
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Boys State
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Rainy Days And Nights In L.I.
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. But it’s rainy!!!!! Andrew thinks he...
Rainy Days And Nights In L.I. [VIDEO]
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. But it’s rainy!!!!! Andrew thinks he...
Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee [VIDEO]
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to our Patreon! Have you ever been on a road trip that changed your life? In today’s episode of Good Children, we take a trip down memory...
Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to our Patreon! Have you ever been on a road trip that changed your life? In today’s episode of Good Children, we take a trip down memory...
Queer Pressure [VIDEO]
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod! Are you tired of feeling like you have to fit in with the cool kids? Well, i...
Queer Pressure
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod! Are you tired of feeling like you have to fit in with the cool kids? Well, i...
Escape From Shelter Island [VIDEO]
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod! It's time to tell the story of how we almost broke up. In this very special e...
Escape From Shelter Island
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod! It's time to tell the story of how we almost broke up. In this very special episode...
Transformation Tuesday [VIDEO]
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the land of transformations! From bagels to bodies, the boys cover what it means to change for the better (or, at least, for good). We talk...
Transformation Tuesday
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the land of transformations! From bagels to bodies, the boys cover what it means to change for the better (or, at least, for good). We talk...
Hi Hater
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the first person to slice a birthday cake, this episo...
Hi Hater [VIDEO]
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the first person to slice a birthday cake, this episo...
Last Day of School [VIDEO]
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as they unpack board game days, the trauma of a slip...
Last Day of School
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as they unpack board game days, the trauma of a slip...
The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for Joe's first job as a counselor in training and Andr...
The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive [VIDEO]
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for Joe's first job as a counselor in training and Andr...
Jillian Michaels For Prison
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that taught us to crash diet to the people who told us we wer...
Jillian Michaels For Prison [VIDEO]
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that taught us to crash diet to the people who told us we wer...
Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox) [VIDEO]
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion we had when we believed we'd be model scouted in ...
Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox)
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion we had when we believed we'd be model scouted in ...
The Farmville Moms Reunion Special
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for an emotional reunion special of FarmVille Moms featuring the beloved Debra Rollatini and Linda Russo! These two best friends turned busi...
The Body Dysmorphia of Christ [VIDEO]
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting pinkeye? In today's very special episode, the boys...
The Body Dysmorphia of Christ
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting pinkeye? In today's very special episode, the boys...
Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thomas takes us on an introspective retrospective of h...
Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thomas takes us on an introspective retrospective of h...
Video: The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience with some of the toys that raised us. Why do Boy Brat...
The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience with some of the toys that raised us. Why do Boy Brat...
Video: The Dangers of Marijuana
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We made it to graduation day! 12th grade brings new hopes, dreams, and fears as Joe and Andrew sort every iconic American chain restaurant on the Kins...
The Dangers of Marijuana
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We made it to graduation day! 12th grade brings new hopes, dreams, and fears as Joe and Andrew sort every iconic American chain restaurant on the Kins...
The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ranking of every Lindsay Lohan movie ever in this ...
Video: The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ranking of every Lindsay Lohan movie ever in this ...
Video: The Long Island Hunger Games
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Things take a dark and scary turn in 10th grade for Joe and Andrew. Between fatphobic lacrosse coaches and homophobic theology teachers, the boys lear...
The Long Island Hunger Games
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Things take a dark and scary turn in 10th grade for Joe and Andrew. Between fatphobic lacrosse coaches and homophobic theology teachers, the boys lear...
video: the next george santos
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors it's the morning of your very first day. Today's episode is all about ninth grade!!!! Freshman year i...
the next george santos
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors it's the morning of your very first day. Today's episode is all about ninth grade!!!! Freshman year i...
an (uncut) improvised date
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What do you think would happen if we never met? Joe and Andrew explore the very dark and troubling possibility of being total strangers meeting in the...
cupid’s chokehold
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day the only way we know how: candy, stuffed animals, and a general sense of impending doom for the world. Joe and And...
No Homo
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's 2009: FarmVille, Flash Mobs, Hannah Montana and homophobia were all the rage. We're beginning to say goodbye to our childhood and prepare for hig...
How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let's take it to 2008 for a second and dissect the very alarming reality of growing up (whether you want to or not). Stretch marks, being 12 at Retro ...
Sixth Grade Fight Club
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's 2007: Harry Potter is ending, the iPhone is born, and Joe and Andrew take their very first steps into middle school. Today's episode is all about...
We Need Assemblies For Adults
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back with a special 80-minute season 2 premiere! Let's learn to put ourselves out there together: from using the internet to gain noterie...
A Very Good Christmas Special
20 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! The boys are back for the holidays with a reflective, weirdly sad, totally kooky Christmas special! Unpack Joe's Grinch fetish, desperately ...
What Dreams Are Made Of (LIVE SHOW)
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The time has come to share the most important night of our lives with you: Good Children: LIVE! Join the crowd at Good Children's first ever live show...