Good Children
Episodes
Everyone Had A Trampoline But Me
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In their *actual* penultimate episode of Season 1, the Good Children reflect on the trends that made them who they are and the ones they wish they cou...
Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk reinvention (Royal Era), letting go, New York City, and being teenage drama queens on this penultimate episode of Good Children. Joe and...
Health Class
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys get down and dirty on this educational episode of Good Children. Stories range from near-death encounters on the middle school bridge to lear...
When Will We Stop Hating Ourselves?
02 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
BUCKLE UP FOR A HEAVY EPISODE. The boys talk self-loathing, guilt, shame, being the Anti-Hero, Taylor Swift, Andrew getting taken to the Honor Council...
Twitches Take Halloweentown
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You’re invited to a JOE HEGYES HALLOWEEN PARTY. Bring out the marshmallow mummies, fire up the smoke machines, get to work on your costume, because ...
Being Gay On YouTube
19 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this very viral episode of Good Children, the boys travel back to the dawn of time and a land before TikTok: the internet in the late 2000s. From F...
It All Goes Downhill After 4th Grade
12 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Get your permission slipped signed, it’s time to go on a field trip with Good Children! In this hyper-descriptive episode, Joe and Andrew walk you t...
BAD INFLUENCES: virginity & boston (First 10 Minutes)
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise: we're officially on Patreon! We're excited to share a side of us you don't normally get on the pod and have the chance to work closely with ...
Grindr In Your Hometown
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In today’s VERY SPECIAL EPISODE, join Andrew and Joe in Joe’s childhood home as he dog sits on Long Island for the weekend. The boys cover everyth...
Coming Out
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this reflective episode of Good Children, Andrew and Joe journey through the moments in their life they tried their hardest to be the best little b...
English Teachers Are Allies
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE DOING OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW ON NOVEMBER 22ND AT THE BELL HOUSE IN BROOKLYN. CHECK INSTA FOR MORE DETALS! - Who do you have for AP Bio? Are you dre...
Disney Adults Anonymous
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pumpkins, fawlling leaves, the prowess only a flannel can bring, republican energy. It’s officially fawll at Good Children HQ and the boys are invit...
F.A.Q.QOTS
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ask box is officially open! Join Andrew and Joe as they get HONEST when answering YOUR questions. Ponder life’s greatest mysteries like: Lizzie McGu...
Slenderman Is A Twink
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella were so pretty and so smart and got good grades and dated all the popular boys in high school. Ppl in their school TO...
My Super Sweet 16
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You walk into a Long Island catering hall, there’s fried calamari, wyd? Celebrate our Sweet 16 with a look back on some of our more memorable Sweet ...
Remember When Frozen Yogurt Came Up?
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Susan Boyle, Balloon Boy, Joe’s wart doctor… the stars align on this very nostalgic episode of Good Children! Andrew and Joe talk headlines and tr...
Sports (But In A Gay Way)
10 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
OK sooooo this episode is about sports but not in a way that you will be bored/triggered/scared of. Joe and Andrew expose the seedy underbelly of spor...
Fighting For Your Life At Gymnastics Parties
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s another year around the sun for Joe! Celebrate the old fashioned way with nearly losing your life at a gymnastics party, exploring repressed mi...
Repressed Theater Gays
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Life’s a stage and Joe and Andrew will do anything it takes to get into the spotlight. The Good Children vault is officially opened in this retrospe...
Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wake up at 3am and get on your way to a traumatic flight to nowhere with Joe and Andrew. This week, the boys talk all things travel (and toilets). Fas...
Growing Pains
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Take a trip to the doctors office with Andrew and Joe. In this week's GOOD CHILDREN, the duo talks all things growing: from getting weighed in to gett...
Abroad Changed Me
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this very special travel episode of Good Children, Andrew and Joe take you abroad to the streets of Italy, where their lives have been forever chan...
Can You Push Me In The Pool?
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In quite possibly the darkest episode to date, Joe and Andrew discuss the chilling experiences that filled their summer breaks. A glimpse into the psy...
Gay Serial Killers
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The truth comes out in the latest installment of GOOD CHILDREN. Andrew and Joe discuss the absolutely insane tall tales they've told over the years an...
Best of Both Worlds
15 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TV! Movies! Bulges! Joe and Andrew dive into the pop culture that shaped them on this episode of GOOD CHILDREN. Our hosts talk parental controls, Glee...
Ogre 4 Ogre
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
First dates, middle school crushes, and a DTF donkey.. Joe and Andrew talk all things relationships, romance, and emotion on this week’s GOOD CHILDR...
Locked In The Closet
01 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things get tense in this week's installment of GOOD CHILDREN. Joe and Andrew explore several longstanding points of contention throughout their school...
Leave It All To Me
18 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After drinking 500mg of caffeine each, Joe and Andrew talk triple threats, late 2000s pop cultural icons, and the celebrities who made them who they a...
The Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Underage drinking! Half-off apps! Sweet Sixteens! BBM screenshots! Joe and Andrew take you out from the comfort of their living room and Into The Wood...
Meet You At The Mall
04 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew muscarella unpack the "trauma" of the late aughts mall experience: from the dark abyss of an Abercrombie ...