Ben has a big announcement! (That we didn’t talk about)
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What big family news are Ben and Claudia sharing at the start of the episode?
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Josh, I've been thinking over the last 24 hours. I don't like
when you think.
Do you think that there are women out there that are breastfeeding themselves?
It's amazing what you don't get in
trouble for and what you do. Do you think that there are women out there breastfeeding themselves?
Could that work like that loop, like drinking your own pee? If you were like on a shipwreck, like would that hydrate you? I
don't know the I don't know exactly what's in urine and if it would be hydrating. It's mostly
it's mostly water.
What I do know is that breast milk is caloric and fills a baby's belly. So why wouldn't it fill the mama? Should she want to just flip a titty and take a quick tug?
Flip a titty and take
a sippy. Nuts, dude. Oh, my God. What an opening. That's it. We're getting flagged on YouTube. I hope. I hope we do. Oh, man. Could you imagine we start the pod like this and we just get a call from Bob Craft being like, you can never perform at Gillette Stadium talking like this.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I guess you could. And, you know, it's some colostrum. I guess maybe that's just when right after someone gives birth. But there's a colostrum, which is like the most nutrient dense thing there is.
I think you can. I just wonder if somebody is. It's kind of like living off of the land. It's like you're a farmer, but your body is the farm. I don't know. These are the things that I think about. And I wasn't even high. I just this is just how my brain works.
What if one day Claudia looked at you and sweet Ruben has been asleep and everything is fine. And you
guys are, you
know,
it's late at
night. You've ripped through a couple apps of glee. And Claudia looks at you and says, honey, my love, my Boucher. Let's rip a doobie. Let's just spark a blunt. What do you think? What do you think about that?
I would, I would love it. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I would. There's there's nothing that I would love more than doing that with her. Now, not with her. It would give me anxiety. But with her, it would be great, even though like the last time I think we smoked weed together was over a decade ago.
And
I remember her bugging out and yelling at me. Yeah. And then and then I started bugging out. So I don't know if she could do it. But let's say that nobody bugged out. Yeah, that would be so fun. Just like rip a joint, order some ice cream. Get into a nice deep snooze. Great. I would love that. I'd love to. I'd love to rip a joint with you. Forget all the problems that come with it. Pretend that doesn't exist. Sure. Me and you sitting there, just Cheeto dust on our fingers, maybe playing a little FIFA. Just this is, you know what we missed out on, Josh? What? Do you understand? Yeah. That's what we missed out on. Right. I know. What?
That's what we missed out on. I'm telling you, bro. There was a guy that my boy used to go to school with. And he was an overweight fella. And boy, did he like to get stoned and eat the fast food Jack in the Box. And
he
would play FIFA and he would be slamming down burgers all stoned from Jack in the Box. And he'd be like, yo, this is the business. Bro, Jack in the Box is the business, homie.
I mean, it's a really beautiful life. Very simple. Very simple. I was always, I could never do it. Were you ever a wake and bake person? Whenever I heard somebody, they're like, yeah, I'd smoke and I'd go to work. I'm like, you would smoke and function? What? You would have gotten
there. You think so? It takes practice. It's like being able to eat through when you're on speed, right? When you realize you can eat, you do. Shout out my boy Jaime. Jaime was a fat
tweaker. Interesting. And I was like,
that's a professional. When you can eat on tweak, There's levels to this game, dog.
I guess it's all about conquering the mind. You can smoke and go do something.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What big family news are Ben and Claudia sharing at the start of the episode?
0:00–7:02
2
How do the hosts explore the idea of smoking weed together after a decade?
7:02–16:14
3
What personal experiences do they share about fasting for Yom Kippur?
16:14–21:47
4
How is the history and impact of Alcoholics Anonymous discussed?
21:47–30:54
5
What rumors about Josh being Jeffrey Epstein’s son are examined?
30:54–40:04
6
How do the hosts react to the strip‑club escargot trend and its absurdity?
40:04–46:39
7
What are their thoughts on the Paramount‑Netflix‑Warner merger and media consolidation?
46:39–54:55
8
How does the episode wrap up with reflections on zoos, holographic ideas, and final takeaways?
54:55–1:02:20