Greetings morons! We're kicking things off with Ben's war on black bean burgers and somehow ends with a debate about driving in the HOV lane with an empty car seat. We're breaking down what it actually means to be "vegetarian adjacent" and "kosher adjacent," and Josh tries (and fails) to get Ben to commit to full veganism. We unpack the complicated, sometimes absurd rules of keeping kosher - including why you technically can't milk a chicken. Then things get real when we share our wildest police encounter stories, including Ben's divine intervention moment going 90 in a 50. Plus, we're weighing in on whether Gen Z is actually swearing off casual sex (Ben's not buying it), reacting to a reality TV star's mental health spiral, cheering on a 96-year-old rocket scientist looking for love, and helping a listener design his dream home office - spoiler: no sports memorabilia allowed. Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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