Chapter 1: Who is The Queen of Melrose and her rise to fame?
Nice to finally meet you, boo-boo.
Ben, can you believe this?
Or should I say boo-boolicious?
I'm going to say boo-boolicious. Let me help you. You need your help with the headphones here, Dad.
I'm having a conundrum.
Please.
What you guys can't see is Josh is adjusting Queen's headphones and they are looking fantastic. Blame the hairdresser.
Blame the hairdresser.
The Queen of Melrose. I can't quite explain to you how excited we are to have you. When I told our dear friend, do you know the points guy, Brian Kelly? No. If you don't know him, he wants to know you. Where is he? He is your biggest fan. Boyfriend material.
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Chapter 2: What was it like growing up mob adjacent?
Oh, so tell me about Ozempic, please. Because I went on Ozempic and I had to get rushed to the hospital. Really? I want to hear more.
I want to hear more about that.
Every side effect that they say would happen to you happened to me. Who gave it to you? My doctor.
And what did they put you on? It sounds like they put you on a dose too high.
No, they put me on the lowest dose. It's so weird. Okay, so maybe you need to try. I can eat a roast pork and wake up and shit it out. A fucking shot of Ozempic, I can't handle. What's going on over here?
I can do freebasing, but I can't do Ozempic.
Right, right. You can't snort it anymore once you turn into a pickle. But anyway, that's another thing. Oh, man.
Josh, we have to get Cosmo on Wagovi. Wagovi or Zepbound, we need to switch you. Because maybe Ozempic isn't right, but there are other meds that could work.
So, just congratulate me, guys. Tell us. I just got Zepbound today. So I want to go back. Beautiful. Yeah, but in the refrigerator in the store, because I live in the store, basically. And I'm going to try a shot. So hopefully I'm praying. Guys, do a little prayer for the queen. I'm praying. That she doesn't get a yeast infection.
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