Naughty in New Orleans: Topical and Uncut
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Mazel Morons, welcome back to the Good Guys Podcast.
Josh, no, I'm not in a theater, even though it looks like I'm backstage at the Playhouse. Josh, we switched rooms. If you're not watching on video, by the way, probably on Spotify, you are missing out because let me tell you, I'm at Parker Playhouse, okay? I'm auditioning for Annie. Who would I be in Annie? I don't know. Let's see.
Did she have a chubby Jewish friend? I mean, a... Let me see. Who in the production was a fat Jew? Well, all the anti-Semites would say you could be Daddy Warbucks. That would be believable.
By the way, great. I'm in. Daddy Warbuck's great, and you'll be Annie. Are you down for Annie? I don't want to be Annie.
I want to be Miss Hannigan, because I want to go, little girls, little girls, everywhere I see them, they're wild. Carol Channing, classic. I'm an ordinary woman with feelings. I like a man's nibble on my ear. It's amazing that you don't drink anymore because you do a great job. Thank you. Oh, it's fucking dark. I miss drinking. What did that come out? You do. Let's talk about that. Do you know? Never. No. Maybe the communal aspect. But no, I miss Percocet, but not drink. Yeah. It's so interesting.
I too, just because of my life stage, I'm certainly drinking less. And the part that I miss is the communal aspect, the going out, going to a bar. But then I remember, Josh, I'm old. I'm married. I have a baby. I wouldn't be doing that anyways. So the only thing that I would be doing if I was like really still drinking hard alcohol Would I be drinking alone at home? That's scary. No, like occasionally like, oh, grab a spritz by the pool, but I don't need anything crazy.
Could you ever imagine getting to a time where you like got home from a long day and you're just chilling with Ruby? He's old enough. You got the game on at 730 and you just crack open a beer. It's just not me.
I maybe, like maybe, I am finding, look, the older I get, my taste buds are certainly changing. I used to not really like tomatoes. It's one of the only foods that I didn't like.
Because it can't decide. It's a bisexual fruit.
What are you? It is.
Fruit or vegetable? Make up your mind.
You're indecisive. Make up your mind. That's it. It's certainly a vegetable. And these people that pretend that it's a fruit, it's already a nut, okay? This is a vegetable. Yes. Okay? This is 100% a vegetable. Yes. That's it. It doesn't have an identity crisis. It knows exactly what it is, and you're trying to put a fucking label on it. That's right. Okay? You're trying to label my man the tomato. The tomato is a vegetable that now, when I cut open and I season with a little salt, pepper, sometimes I marinate it with a little bit of vinegar. Tomatoes are amazing, but let me tell you, a couple of years ago, you sneak a tomato onto my sandwich.
Ah! Ah!
Totally. I'm puking. But now I like it. So maybe at 45 years old, with the sweet groovy at the ripe age of quick math, 14, 13, something like that. Maybe I'll have a Brewski. Maybe I'll have a Modasia. Maybe I'll have a Michelob Ultra. What's a Modasia? It's a Modela.
A Modela Modasia? Is that like a special edition?
No, that's just like how I try in like a nice native tongue, say Modelo.
What I've heard about Modelo is, and I always hear this from my friends who are like proper drinkers, they go, you got to salt it because it tastes like soapy after a while. I don't know. They're like, you need to add a little salt to really bring out the notes.
All I know is I put a Modelo in my beer battered fish tacos the other week. Ha! Unbelievable. And it's such a beautiful big can. The thing about beer, I wish I was a beer drinker because it's cool as hell. It really is in line with cigarette smoking. It's cool. Dope as fuck. You see that person whip out those Marlboro Lights, you're like, oh, all right, Kevin, you're cool.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–5:07
2
How do the hosts describe changing drinking habits and beer preferences?
5:07–15:11
3
What beer-and-cigarette persona would each host choose and why?
15:11–41:13
4
What did Josh say about his experience working with Christopher Nolan on Oppenheimer?
41:13–1:00:29