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Moms and morons, welcome back to the Good Guys Podcast. Josh, I went to my barber this morning because, as you know, I got like probably the world's worst haircut like three and a half weeks ago in Boca. And I sat down in the chair and he's like, so what do you want? And I'm like, you know, just like I got a bad haircut a couple weeks ago. I just like want to reset. And he has this thick, thick accent, maybe Romanian. So you want me to make it a little bit less eggish? And I said, yeah, I would like you to make my head a little bit less eggish. And he said, okay, so we're going to have to grow in the sides. But in the meantime, I will flatten the top. And I said, okay. So he slightly flattened the top.
But it seems as though in roughly four weeks, I will redo an impulse decision from three weeks ago. It was completely unnecessary. And I just thought you'd like to know that.
I thought he was going to say, you want me to make it a little less eggish? And you go, yeah, yeah. And he goes, you're going to need a craniotomy.
He also ruined my week and told me that Friday, July 3rd is going to be 101 degrees in New York.
Oh, have you heard of what term they're using? It's going to be a heat dome. It's going to be a dome of heat.
101 in New York, for those that don't live in New York and have never been in New York, is not even like 120 where you live. 101 in New York, people are going to die. Like, I hope not. but people are probably going to die. That's way too fucking hot. Okay.
What happened with Ben’s disastrous haircut and how did he try to fix it?
Way too hot. If we controlled the weather, just another reason. Okay. All your stereotypes against the Jews. If we controlled the weather, it would never sniff 80. Never. Okay. Ever. We would permanently operate between 65 and 78. Always.
You think if the Jews controlled the weather, we'd allow hail?
No.
No, we don't like hail. Frozen rocks from the sky. We'd be like, mish, more hail. Yeah, no, hail's no good. No, we like just simple, Josh. We're simple people. We like to go outside. Yeah. We don't like to feel, you don't want to feel the weather. If you feel it, there's a problem. You want to exist in it. It's like when you go into a pool, Josh. If you feel that it's cold, too cold. If you feel that it's hot, too hot. If you feel nothing, bellissimo. What's the perfect pool temp? I'm going to say 81. For me, I just lied. I'm psycho. I like a cold. I like to jump in and I like to feel it. Yeah. But really, most people, yeah. So our body temperature is at 98. Where do you start to really feel it? Like, is 81 cold?
Would it feel cold? No, I think like when you start getting into the 86s, you feel like you're in a bath. Like, I think you want high 70s, low 80s.
I think that sounds beautiful. Cold plunge. The upper end of a cold plunge would be like 58 to 60. And that's pretty cold. So I don't think you want anything in the 60s. I think a high 70s. I think you said 81. That sounds lovely. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds lovely. When was the last time you were in a lake?
Not soon enough, my boy. Not soon enough. I can't even tell you what. You know, we have them in California, but we're not a lake society. You know, we have Lake Havasu. I'll tell you, I guess I do know Lake Tahoe, which is probably the most stunning lake in this great country. But it is frigid because it's a glacier runoff. So it's probably between 55 and 60. It's a cold plunge.
That's also a, that's like a beautiful lake. When I think a lake, I think like some of these New York lakes, they're not so beautiful. No. Okay.
How is New York’s heat wave described and what’s the perfect pool temperature debate?
They're really, they're swampy. You really call them a swamp. Yeah. When was the last time you were in a swamp? Never. Ideally. Okay. Okay. No, that's fair. I'm just, I'm just, we're thinking about bodies of water. Should we move on to the ocean? When was the last time you were in the ocean? Yesterday. Yesterday.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:20
2
What happened with Ben’s disastrous haircut and how did he try to fix it?
2:20–4:47
3
How is New York’s heat wave described and what’s the perfect pool temperature debate?
4:47–12:42
4
What pizza ordering hacks did they use for the beach birthday party?
12:42–22:31
5
Why did Ben order to‑go omakase and is omakase delivery actually nuts?
22:31–30:31
6
Could Benihana-style hibachi or kosher hibachi delivery work and what would it look like?
30:31–58:08