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The “ENGLISH AS A SECOND LRANGUGE” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The original Easy Listening, assuming you listen in English.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan ...
The “Baby Elephant” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
01 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes life hurts so much, but maybe all you need is a friend, and a landlord, and a baby elephant.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Qui...
The Vanishing Prime Minister - Goon Show
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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The “PARADE DAY!” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A holiday celebrated only on Expertease!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, ...
The “GETTING STARTED WITH WOODWORKING” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Featuring the beloved comedy stylings of Mortise and Tenon.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd li...
The Greenslade Story - The Goon Show
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Mustard and Cress Shortage - The Goon Show
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Ink Shortage - The Goon Show
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The “CANNON SAFETY” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
05 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
“Which way to point it,” and other safety tips.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare...
The Internal Mountain - The Goon Show
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Great Regent Parks Swim
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Treasure in the Tower
01 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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SPON
25 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Meet the Churchgoers - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
24 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Clare's childhood crush. Danno's childhood calendar.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Claire Serie and Dano, partners at the offices ...
The Vanishing Room - The Goon Show
17 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Operation Christmas Duff
17 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Histories Of Pliny The Elder
10 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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ExperTeam versus Communism! - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is Danno’s old phone still bugged by the Communists?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.And our communist, Erin Ash Sullivan.Say, lov...
The Missing Boa Constrictor
03 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Ill Met By Goonlight - The Goon Show
29 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Giant Bombardon - The Goon Show
22 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Kippered Herring Gang - The Goon Show
15 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Missing 10 Downing Street - The Goon Show
08 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Greatest Mountain in the World - The Goon Show
01 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Mummified Priest - The Goon Show
25 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Last Smoking Seagoon - The Goon Show
18 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Spanish Suitcase - The Goon Show
11 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Man Who Tried to Destroy London's Monuments - The Goon Show
04 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The TOASTMASTERS Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking about the people who talk about talking about things -- the Toastmasters!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love th...
The “KING TUT” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
30 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PHARAOH vs. FARROMuch love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much t...
The “HOW to WRITE YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
13 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's all about ME! Me, me, me!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay, love the sh...
The Moon Show
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Africa Ship Canal.
01 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Round The World In 80 Days
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Mysterious Punch-Up-The Conker
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Shifting Sands - The Goon Show
09 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The “RED-HOT JAZZ SCENE of the 1920s” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
09 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Giving the ol' 1-2 to the 1-2-3-4.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.Say, love t...
The “HANDWRITING ANALYSIS” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
02 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Putting the PEN, the MAN, and the SHIP in PENMANSHIP.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Cla...
The Rent Collectors
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Wings Over Dagenham - The Goon Show
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Chinese Legs - The Goon Show
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The SKYDIVING COWS Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
28 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Parachute safety tips.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate...
Emperor of the Universe
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Telephone - Goon Show
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Great Bank Robbery - Goon Show
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The “New, Mellow Season 2” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
14 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After the energy of Season 1, Season 2 is so mellow, I'm literally falling asleep as i typpsss zzzzzzMuch love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quir...
What's My Line - Goon Show
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The “DEARLY DEPARTED” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
07 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're putting the FUN in funeral!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd...
The Sleeping Prince
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Personal Narrative
01 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The “BRITISH SEASIDE” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
30 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vacation greetings from picturesque Pod-Upon-Cast!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to lea...
POISON at the Expertease Offices??? - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How low will the Experteam stoop for love?
The Spectre Of Tintagel
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Six Charlies in Search of an Author
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The “BOARD GAMES” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
16 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This one's going out to Milton, Bradley, and the whole gang!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd l...
The Macreekie Rising Of '74
08 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Tale Of Men's Shirts - The Goon Show
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Christmas Carol - The Christmas Carol
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Gold Plate Robbery - The Goon Show
18 Aug 2023
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The Scarlet Capsule - The Goon Show
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Battle Of Spion Kop - The Goon Show
04 Aug 2023
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The Flea
28 Jul 2023
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Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoon
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Silent Bugler - GOON SHOW
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The “WILD, WILD YEAST” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
08 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We cultivate wild yeast so you don't have to! Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Cla...
The 50 Pound Cure - Goon Show
03 Jul 2023
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The Tay Bridge - Goon Show
26 Jun 2023
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The “FILTHY BACKSTABBERS” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
24 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When someone stabs you in the back, it's called BACKSTABBING -- get it? It's not a joke. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love ...
The Jet-Propelled Guided NAAFI
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Tales Of Montmartre
09 Jun 2023
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The “Vaseline: Ointment of History” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
03 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Grease is just one of our words.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the...
Dishonoured Again - The Goon Show
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Hastings Flyer, Robbed - The Goon Show
26 May 2023
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The “DID YOU DROP YOUR HANDKERCHIEF?” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
20 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to...
WHO IS PINK OBOE? - The Goon Show
19 May 2023
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Drums Along The Mersey
12 May 2023
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The Mighty Wurlitzer
05 May 2023
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The “Auntie Clare’s Happy Home Magazine” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
29 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We may not have much, but we have our homes. No. No. In this case, we don't really.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming ho...
The Call Of The West - The Goon Show
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The “WEATHER BALL” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
22 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
No meteorologist? No problem!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the sh...
Queen Anne's Rain - The Goon Show
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Childe Harolde Rewarde - The Goon Show
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Pam's Paper Insurance Policy - The Goon Show
08 Apr 2023
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The “Intermittent Fasting” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
08 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fast feast. Feast fast. Best feast. Best fast. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay...
Double Datin‘ with the ExperTeam - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
01 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When Clare and Danno go around on the town, they go AROUND the town. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much tha...
The Nasty Affair At The Burami Oasis
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Raid Of The International Christmas Pudding
21 Mar 2023
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The “HOW TO DO YOUR OWN PR” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
18 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's no such thing as bad publicity. OR IS THERE?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clar...
Tales Of Old Dartmoor
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Ned's Atomic Dustbin - The Goon Show
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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“WHEN BEARS RULED EUROPE” - Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
04 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When a dynasty becomes a DENASTY. (Because bears live in dens, you see.)Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Cla...
The Seagoon Memoirs - The Goon Show
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Mountain Eaters - The Goon Show
26 Feb 2023
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The “More, More, Morse!” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
25 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The story of a code (and two pairs of pants).Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera....
The Goons Hit Wales
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The £1,000,000 Penny - The Goon Show
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The “Newly Discovered Works of Shakespeare” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
04 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode written by Sir Francis Bacon.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love th...
I Was Monty's Treble - The Goon Show
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The “SAFE CRACKING” Expertease - Live at San Quentin! - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
28 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The House Of Teeth - The Goon Show
24 Jan 2023
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