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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Oh, Sethan Klein coming at you live from Los Angeles. February 2nd, 2026. As you can see, it's snowing in a lot of America. Not here in LA though. Not here in LA. Beautiful. Gorgeous out. How's everybody doing? Oh, today we're sponsored by PrizePix. PrizePix. And also I want to give a special shout out. This is just for the love of the game, guys.
Strawberry lemonade gamer subs flavor is taking the world by storm beautiful hue tremendous flavor Nothing hydrates and tastes great like strawberry lemonade Dan tell me something Tell you something mm-hmm you can find the hypotenuse hypotenuse of a triangle by squaring the three sides
Or the two sides and then finding the square root of it or something.
It's A squared plus B squared equals C squared, Dan. Yeah, that's what I was getting at. You followed the instructions. How was everybody's weekend?
It was good. It was grand. It was great. By yours. Wait, you did something fun this weekend, didn't you?
We went camping for young Bruce's fourth birthday. I don't know what got the idea in his head, but he's been wanting to go camping. That's awesome. So we took all the boys and some family with us. And it was fun, man. The boys had a ton of fun. They were great. We went to Magoo, Point Magoo. I know Point Magoo. Beautiful beach. The beach is beautiful. There wasn't a lot of people there.
It was a beautiful day. I'm like, damn. I guess it's just a little out of the way on both sides from Los Angeles. in Matura County. I don't know. It's like right in the middle. But it wasn't crowded and it was just gosh darn beautiful day, man. Wow. And it was Sonny's first time at the ocean kind of like in the water and he was loving it. So you're saying you like camping now?
Yeah, we... I wouldn't go that far. I would not go that far. Are we on? Come on.
Come on.
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Chapter 2: What fun activities did the host do over the weekend?
Well, speak up. Well, I don't want to single anyone out, but I know that there were some birthdays this weekend. Yeah, it was my birthday. Thank you, guys. Thank you so much. Are you 26 now? Yeah. Yeah. You look fantastic. I'm 32, so yeah. No, no way. No way. No way. AB, I know, is older. AB, how old are you? 33, I think.
Yeah, no. You're 28. You have to think about it, don't you? Yeah.
Don't try to forget. How was your birthday, Lena? It was really cool. We went to Solvang. Have you been there? Oh, I've never been there, but I know about it. Yeah, that was really cute. That's like when they have like the old style Dutch village. Is it cool you recommend the visit? Yeah, it's fun for like a day trip and it's not far from LA. That's good.
And the people there, are they like in character? No, were they? No. No, I don't think so. They were lovely. They were really sweet. I feel like they should be in Leidenhosen and That would add to the vibe, I agree. Lena always wanted to go to the ostrich farm by there, so we went by the ostrich farm. Oh, I've been there. Yeah? Chocobo farm? Yeah, it's really cool. You ever ridden a chocobo?
Uh-uh. I thought it was just from Final Fantasy.
No, they're real.
That's right, yeah. Very good, Ethan. For people that aren't from California and don't know what Solvang is, it's this little Dutch town. It's a village. Yeah, it's a little village that... There's a casino a block down too. Nice. Is that right? Yeah. So we got there and a lot of restaurants were closed. We were looking for somewhere to eat. Why? I don't know why everything closes so early.
But we went to, we finally found a restaurant. As soon as we sat down, the people next to us are all looking in the corner and there was a big rat. So we left. Wait. Oh, wait. We've misspoken and I have bad news. Two rats? Is it dead? Oh, it's not Dutch.
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Chapter 3: What are the plans for the upcoming camping trip?
No. It's Danish, dude. Oh, I said Danish. Oh, did you? My bad. I said Dutch. I thought it was Dutch for some reason. I'm sorry you guys had to go there. Yeah, I'm sorry, love. I didn't realize. I would have never sent you to a Danish house. No, I feel bad for A.B. and Lee not going there. You know, I was there. I was like, is this the people love has beef with? I was wondering.
Yeah, nobody likes the Danish. It's not just... It's... I rightfully criticize them.
I don't even have... We have to be... Actually, I just realized the whole Greenland thing... We gotta be nice to the Danes.
I know that that goes against your very nature, but we gotta be nice to the Danes.
It really doesn't. It actually goes to my nature. When we're in crisis, we're brethren. We're tight as hell. We've sent people to Greenland.
Okay, there you go. Shout out. Yeah, we're defending the Danes right now. There was a Swedish candy shop there, actually. Oh, see? Wow. We both came to America handshaking.
Taking over solving. And you favor celebrity. When I say everybody hates the Danes, I'm kidding. I know all the Scandinavians. They all be like, oh, the Danes. I don't care. I'm not involved in that. I think you're all great. I think you're all great. I love all the Nordic folk. Oh, thank you. Great people. Really great people. Terrific English. Thank you.
Have you ever met a Nordic person that didn't have flawless English? I have never met a Nordic person in the Nordic area of the world. I have. I've been to Sweden. English impeccable.
Because all the ones I know moved here, so I'm not that surprised that they know English.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of the new Epstein files?
Can you believe he was going to do the I thing when he said that? Stop. He was not.
You don't have to engage with that.
All right. Alright. I just wonder is Nate like soundbite farming? Oh my god. This is a touchy subject with love. Well the question is who made that? I did with my voice. You made that and sent it to Zach? No, he was doing it live streaming. Oh, you showed Zach, huh? He showed me.
Chapter 5: How is Bill Gates connected to Epstein's activities?
And again, Nate's no longer my Frankenstein monster anymore. I need to hone in on someone new. Maybe Tamara. Maybe she's the new person. Haven't figured that out yet. But this did tickle me, and I thought it'd be very funny. So I wouldn't call it any collusion going on. So my thing is I'm a big enjoyer of the Nate soundbites. One of my favorites. Top tier stuff.
But I'm worried if you force it too much, it's going to lose steam over the year. I want it to stay clean, only the tip of the top. It's like a filter, the way it gets to sack. I'm not thinking in terms of sound bite of the year. I'm just thinking in terms of funny for the show.
Chapter 6: What does Elon Musk's involvement reveal about his character?
Same here. When Donnie makes a doody in front of you. Hell yeah. Dude, Lindsey Graham would lick that diaper clean. Someone says, watch the lady in green. I don't, oh, her. Yeah, we said that already. We did that. We saw her reaction. Yeah, we did that. No, at the end, she says something apparently. I think it's maybe even a little bit more than 50-50.
The guy is saying, watch what she says at the end, apparently. Oh. At the end? Oh. Okay. That sounds interesting. Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. She's not going to say something right behind him. Or the PR lady. Thank you very much. We really appreciate it a lot. Thank you, guys. is doing a fantastic job. Thank you all very much. I appreciate it. Thank you, please. Thank you.
Mr. President, can you respond to the new Fox poll that says people think ISIS attacks are too aggressive? Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out. I don't know. She was itching her nose there, which kind of looks like she's... Stinky smells? All right, so let's get on to the main part. The Epstein updates are catastrophic. Yeah. Mind-blowing. I'm not exaggerating. This is the craziest shit.
My new favorite celebrity. The DOJ dropped over 3 million files. And it's naming all of the richest, most powerful people in the world. And it's bombing on people like Bill Gates, who we already knew was in the files. Bill Gates is so bad. He is... I don't know how he... I don't think my jaw was ever so on the floor as when I heard... Like, I literally... I still can't stop thinking about it.
And then there's the email from Epstein blackmailing Bill Gates. So here, watch this. So this is a letter that Epstein apparently drafted... to send to Gates. This was in his own... He sent it to himself, Epstein. But clearly, this is a letter he intended to send Gates. A draft? Wait, this isn't the whole thing. The whole thing is spectacular. Okay, it's the link under it.
I've always been sus about Bill Gates. And it just got worse when he did that poop water shit. I thought the poop water was dope. I don't know, man. It appears to not be the full one. I feel like I'm losing faith in all of humanity. Just everybody. At this point, everybody. Elon Musk, who's trying to get out of it and using his yes-men like Benny Johnson, he is so cooked from this.
He wrote an email to Epstein post his trafficking conviction asking, when is the wildest party I want to come? On your island. No, he's even more explicit. On your island, the one that's known for trafficking children. Okay, he didn't write that part. That's my addition. When is the wildest party? Holy shit, dude.
And just imagine that these people who are clamoring about Epstein, Epstein, Epstein are now running defense for him. It's truly remarkable. Does someone want to volunteer to read this so I can... It's pretty beefy.
Go ahead, Dan. I guess I could.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of Andrew's recent housing situation?
So many ads on the screen. Holy fuck. But why do you want ads on this article? It's everywhere. And an email signed by Andrew A. As the planning is getting more difficult over the bank holiday weekend, here I am thinking now I might join Sarah and the kids in Southern Grand for a few days, which would be very important and a good thing for the girls rather than trek across the pond.
Shut up, goofy hat freak. This is a new image. Yeah. Yeah, that was the one that I was disturbed by. Holy shit. What are you doing, brother? What the fuck are you doing, dude? And then, I don't know what's going on here, but someone has their feet up. Yeah. And there's towels. Oh. And a Gatorade.
By the way, I do have to say, I mean, I guess it's probably not really enough still, because all they did was, like, strip him of all of his shit. But, like... The UK, unlike here in our country, has actually implemented consequences to some of these people. Yeah.
I mean, this guy is completely fucking disgraced from polite society now. Yeah. I mean, he should probably be in jail, too. He's one of the most overt, weirdest, wildest. And just, like, look at this shit. What are you doing, brother? And he's just Andrew now. He doesn't have the title yet. Really?
Chapter 8: What are the details surrounding Ghislaine Maxwell's time in prison?
I thought I heard that he's like a thousand percent cut out.
He got kicked out of the big mansion that I was living in. He now has another smaller mansion.
He's just a regular Andrew. Or a big house. Romantic emails between Andrew and Ghislaine Maxwell in which they told one another they loved each other is adding speculation that the pair were romantically involved. I see they have a lot in common. Yeah. Where's the diaper one, bro? That's most important. I'm looking for the diaper one. Pierce hit us with the craziest photo.
And we were all shocked. I don't think anybody on that panel had ever seen that before. And it was a man standing in a diaper.
Guy who just sent this picture and said his new small cottage. Tell me that this is not. He lives there?
What? That's a joke.
They moved him and apparently it's in disarray inside because it hasn't been lived in for so long. So they're paying for a renovating too. What the fuck? My new favorite celebrity. I told you guys. New mansion dropped. Beautiful house.
So they are still hooking him up with housing? You might say that.
They hooked him up with some housing. I take it back. Apparently he's pissed off though that this is his new house.
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