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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
2026 joined by my lovely beautiful wife Hilla. Today we are sponsored by Monarch. Golly, I love them. Let's get our finances in check, huh, with Monarch. Today, Dan is sick. He is not here. He's being filled in by AB. AB, how's it feel to be in the pilot chair there? Oh, it feels great. You feel at home? Can you hear me? I can hear you, yeah. Feels great. Going smooth already. It's okay.
That happens to Dan all the time. Yeah, yeah. How's everybody doing? I had a good weekend, y'all. Everyone have a good weekend? Yeah. How about you? Good weekend. What did you do for the Super Bowl? Watched it. Family come over? It was actually the most bummed Super Bowl quote-unquote party ever, like, when my parents came over, because, I don't know, everyone's busy or sick or this or that.
Tamara bailed? She didn't come, do her laundry.
Oh, yeah, Tamara, where were you? The drive, apparently, it's too far. You want to come hang out with my parents? Tamara was supposed to come to our Super Bowl party, and I just realized she blew us off. What did you do during the Super Bowl? Nothing. So what? You didn't want to come hang out with my parents? You could have brought laundry. Free laundry. Yeah, yeah, it's okay. I get it.
You don't have to answer. I love them. I know, me too. Okay, thank you. You can go now. Tamara, everybody. Tamara understands too much of her would be too much. But just the right amount of tomorrow? No, I need more.
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Chapter 2: What did the hosts do for the Super Bowl?
I need more. That's the thing. She leaves you wanting more. Did you have a Super Bowl food? What was served? We ordered Mexican food. Nice. Which is actually on brand because these damn immigrants are speaking all kinds of Spanish. I think it was Spanish. I know it wasn't English. And I'll tell you what, man, it made me realize, ice, we need more ice. We need less of them and more of the ice.
Right? Woo, come on, baby. Loss of insane, conservative, pro-ice takes. Are you sure it's good to, like, have a thing in your mouth while you're doing a show? I mean, you're talking weird. Let me get rid of that. Good call. I thought I was being slick with it. Lots of insane conservative takes. You know, people, they don't seem to understand somehow that Puerto Rico is part of America.
Puerto Rico. And Puerto Ricans are American citizens. We love Puerto Rico. With American passport. I really don't understand this approach. Like, why not just be happy, celebrate it? We have a beautiful cultural tapestry of here in America, right? Celebrate it. Own it. I'll tell you what, man. When I seen them Puerto Ricans come out, I realized we's being invaded by our own citizenry.
Woo-hoo-hoo! Get back on that island, boy, and wait for the next hurricane to wipe you out. People born in Puerto Rico... are U.S. citizens by birth. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy? That's crazy. Yeah. Since 1917. Since 1917, this country been going downhill. I tell you what, man. We being replaced. Us whites is being replaced by Puerto Ricans. You know how many kids them Puerto Ricans have?
Me neither. But I'm assuming it's a lot. You ever been to Florida? It's all godly Puerto Ricans. Boom. That ain't our... We being invaded! These are actual things people are saying, though. I'm being silly, but, like, actual... Literally things they're being said. We've got all that more.
But, yeah, the Super Bowl halftime show was quite a lightning rod of... Normal people having normal reactions and... Ignorant white supremacists who are dumb and bad and...
there's really so much racism still like it's sad because i feel like uh growing up in israel i like i listen to music of all languages all the time and i grew up like memorizing words i didn't even understand including english um greek whatever arabic yeah yeah
it's just like you don't even need i mean it's music you can enjoy it you get the vibe without understanding exactly the words yeah but did you see all them brown people i'm not not even the music you play the music on the radio it's all them damn brown people on the football field that's a place for white people well most of the players ain't white there were a lot of tree people did you see the tree people three people yeah is that what we call them now so cool
That's right. That's right. We got tree people out here invading our baseball or football fields. What's a tree person? That sounds racist, bro. You should take that back.
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Chapter 3: What health transformation did Boogie undergo and how did it affect him?
Yes. Yeah. Right, he did that. I forgot. Well, something ended up working because he did lose a lot of weight. But back then, he was a lot bigger. He couldn't really move. Yeah, here, this is 2016. Yeah, this is... Oh, Nate took a photo with it.
Nate!
But this is the size he was. Like, he was not... He was really in tough shape. He couldn't walk. He could barely walk. Oh, my God.
Chapter 4: What are the implications of Boogie's recent controversies and public persona?
Like, so... I mean, to be fair, in this photo, this is at the PlayStation experience, and I sent him a tweet, and he came over to me. So that was nice of him. That is nice, actually. Fan service. I'll say this. He looked a lot jollier. Oh, yeah. He was a happy guy. He was very nice to me from what I recall. He used to be a jolly giant. Now he's just a mad... Yeah.
Skinnier... I miss the old boogie, bro. I miss the old boogie. Lol, Cal. Oh, did Ethan Klein invite you to his podcast? Use you for your clout? Not even talk to you afterwards? Your clout? Boogie, you haven't been clouded up in 20 years. That being said, when he does talk shit, it's always funny. It's a good time. Boogie, I personally think Boogie's doing great. This is the best era Boogie.
He's being honest with himself. He's being him true self. He's teamed up with some really great folks over at Lowell College. Lying about having cancer, but making the best of it. Right? It's fashionable. I bet you! And he's funny. He is funny, actually. He does have some comedy chops there. I ain't into fat girls, so. That's funny. She's a little big.
As far as I mean, she looked a little big to me. I don't know. That's funny. And he hasn't been shooting any guns at people recently. It's been a minute. It's been a while. It's been a minute. Bro, that was fucking nuts. He had someone pull up to his house. He takes his gun and shoots in the air. Who does that? Dude, he's so lucky he didn't kill someone. What is this, the fucking Wild West?
Someone pulls up to your doorstep and he starts firing warning shots with a revolver.
I remember when I saw that I was on the floor dying.
Me too, bro. He should have shot the ground, though. Why shoot in the air? That's sketchy. Anyway. Apparently, he actually gets into a pretty brutal confrontation here. Now, you're literally platforming him by, like, videoing. There's not a platform big enough in America to hold you. Wait, wait. Fuck face. He's going to get assaulted because of me.
Fuck.
Wow.
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Chapter 5: What inappropriate comments did Kid Rock make about the Olsen twins?
You can say kid rock again. You can say love to fuck kids, comma rock. Allegedly, that's a joke. I don't know if he fucks kids. Although this comment is suggestive for sure. Love to fuck kids, comma rock. Fucking kids rocks. Sound like that, Zach. No. Wait, isn't this on video? I think I saw a video of this. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Unearthed Transcript shows Kid Rock making inappropriate comments about Olsen twins. By the way, those poor girls were sexually harassed from the time they were 12. And then you have a celebrity doing it on TV. Why is every guy in America waiting for these chicks to turn 18? Yo, speak for yourself, buddy. We ain't doing that. We ain't doing that. Nah, we ain't doing that. Nah, we ain't doing that.
Everybody know a pedophile. Well.
No.
We ain't doing that. I mean, you know what I'm saying? If there's grass on the field, play ball. We ain't doing that, Kid Rock. That's fucking bananas. What? They're 14, bro. What? That's fucking insane. At any point in history where it's out okay to say on TV, it's crazy. Why is every guy in America waiting for these chicks to turn 18? I mean, you know what I'm saying?
If there's grass on the field, play ball. Brother, you need help. You desperately. Young ladies, young ladies. There's a pattern. Yeah, there really is. I know why he calls himself kid now. And it ain't because he's a kid. You know what I mean? It's his preference. Check this out. The Olsen twins. Why is every guy in America waiting for these chicks to turn 18? We ain't doing that.
They're 14, man. That reminds me of their children.
There is a recent clip going around of one of those comedians, Brian Callen, I think.
Oh, yeah.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift to Kid Rock's performance at the RNC?
The clip of him rocking out to nobody. That one was for Team Pulse audience. RNC rehearsal. I'll disclose that. I'll disclose it. Oh, I see. This is a rehearsal? Yeah, it's a rehearsal. Okay, okay. You know, they said the Jews are cheap, right? Who says that? Kid Rock? Have you heard that, though? I've heard that, yes. Oh, okay. What's your point?
When it comes to doing business with other people other than a Jew, let's say I hired a Jew crew to do something for my home, put a roof over the house or whatever, right? It's like they're trying to Jew me down and charge me arm and a leg because I'm non-Jew, but they wouldn't do that to another Jew. Is that true? No. Well, isn't that your fault for being a shitty negotiator?
Have you heard that, though? Like, you got to protect your own shit, dude. Have you heard that, though? I've heard that, yeah. Oh, okay. It's not true, by the way. I've heard it from people like you and Kid Rock here. All right. Thank you. So, you know, Battle of the Titans here, obviously, it's hard to decide which show is better.
Oh, it's so hard to decide.
Yeah. That being said, the real show took place this morning on my Instagram stories. Bad Bunny got a 10 out of 10 rating. We should pull up this whole slide, don't you think? He's got the new, you know about this watch, Zach?
So I didn't know about it. And I looked up afterwards.
Just brand new. It's a 34, right? It's small. No, no. Oh, I thought it, I thought it was a smaller. No, no. It's the same size as the turquoise one. I believe it's, I believe it's 36 or 38. Okay. But it's a Malachite. Malachite. Beautiful. Yeah. That's a 10 out of 10 right now.
Yeah, that's 10 out of 10.
Um, There's this... All the watches that the celebs were wearing. Actually, I'm curious what you think about my ratings, Zach.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the comments made about Melinda Gates and Epstein?
You know what I mean? Yes, he was smoking meth and crack with prostitutes, but age-appropriate, based. Already ahead of the game. Listen, that guy knew how to party. He fucking did. That is not an exaggeration. That dude was a maniac. So this is Bill Gates' wife responding to the pleasant updates coming out of the gate camp here. Ex-wife. Ex-wife, right. This is the infamous ex-wife.
Which Epstein played a part in the divorce. Thank God she did her a favor. She got out of that with like $30 billion. You go, queen. Husband Bill is named in the newest tranche of Epstein files. And there are new alleged details about his past behavior. And I want to give you the opportunity to respond in whatever way you want to. Well, let me say this.
I think we're having a reckoning as a society, right? No girl, no girl should ever be put in the situation that they were put in by Epstein and whatever was going on with all of the various people around him. No girl. I mean, it's beyond heartbreaking, right? I remember being those ages those girls were. I remember my daughters being those ages, right?
Is she talking about the attractive women at the party?
She's talking about the deal grease. That's the thing you shouldn't understand. It really greased the deal. And, you know, in other parts of the world, the age of consent is 13.
Is it nine?
Some are nine, actually. Some have no age of consent, right? So that's what she doesn't understand. And I wish she would check her privilege at the door. You're going to grease the deal talking like that, Mrs. Melinda? She's not making any deals talking like that. Sounds like a loser.
You know, Papa, in 2020, he said this. Day of reckoning will come.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yo, I'll tell you who I haven't seen in the docks. Papa. Right. Papa ain't in them docks. Papa ain't on the island. Papa ain't not in that house. Right. And you know he could if he wanted, unlike Elon. Papa would have gotten the real invite. He'd show up making pizzas. You know what I mean? Hey, they call it cheese pizza for a reason. But he wasn't there.
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Chapter 8: How does the discussion shift towards the expectations of streamers regarding political commentary?
These deals, they can't be made without grease. It's personally hard whenever those details come up, right? Because it brings back memories of some very, very painful times in my marriage. But I have moved on from that. So whatever questions remain there of what I can't even begin to know all of it, those questions are for those people and for even my ex-husband.
They need to answer to those things, not me. And I am so happy to be away from all the muck. Boring. No grease. No grease. I was there. I have to put more words to the muck for context for our listeners. The emails in the file suggest that Bill Gates had additional affairs and that he tried to get medication to treat a sexually transmitted infection. That's what we call grease.
And that he was going to give you the medicine without you knowing. That's a party. His representative has said all of this is false. It is not on you to have to respond to the details of that alleged behavior. But I wonder what your dominant emotion is when you read these news articles with these details. Sad, just unbelievable sadness. Unbelievable sadness, right?
And again, I'm able to take my own sadness and look at those young girls and say, my God, how did they... how did that happen to those girls, right? And so for me, it's just sadness. Sadness for, you know, I've left. I left my marriage. I had to leave my marriage. I wanted to leave my marriage. And so it's just sad. That's the truth. That doesn't sound good.
And it's kind of like, at least for me, I've been able to move on in life. And I hope there's some justice for those now women, right? We see them standing up in front of microphones in D.C. She's talking like a real party pooper. Come on. Boys will be boys, Melinda. What, Bill? Well, he's dead, so... Melinda, we've taken care of the problem. Lots of fun here.
Deepak Chopra is in the Epstein files? Who the fuck isn't in here? What's next, Mr. Rogers? Papa John's is in there, but not the guy, the restaurant. Let's get Papa John's. Even pedophiles know good pizza. Is it Epstein's credit card was used to order Papa John's? That is awesome. There you go, Papa. See, even pedophiles fuck with you. With your pizza, that is.
Deepak Chopra wrote to Jeffrey Epstein, Brie, the mind bleeds into the world. God is a construct. Cute girls are real. What the fuck does that mean, baby? Deepak appears 3,300 times. Yo, these people are all such clowns. You know, a lot of people are being hard on Melinda because they don't like how she talked there, I guess. It sounds kind of like a little bit like politician-esque, like...
She's kind of rehearsed, but I don't think that the blame should go on her. I mean, what can she do? She exited the marriage. Also, yeah.
She's dealing with a loss of a marriage. I mean, they have children, you know.
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