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Chapter 1: What song will Bec walk down the aisle to?
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One. Ahoy to my stromboli, Hamish. Thank you very much, sir. I think... Are we mustaches? No. That's why I was a little bit... Wasn't Stromboli a strongman? Yes, and the Stromboli moustache is... Is a type of moustache. The long, thin one that curls at the end. Is the irony we're just well-known strongmen? So you're like, oh, but you could have just said Hamish. This might give it away.
Ahoy to my Etna.
Chapter 2: What are the FIFA World Cup Edition chit chat highlights?
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. It's so obvious I won't even say it. Oh, yes. In fact, let's end the episode. Thank you for joining us in a very, very quick Hamish and Andy podcast. I know the episode will look longer on your player, but we've just kept the dead air in so no-one's suspected the early leave. Are we volcanoes? We are the three main volcanoes of your hometown, Sicily.
Siciliano, Volcano.
Yes. Volcano is the name of the third one. That's why I said it, Ando, because I'm one-eighth Italian. Do you think I just say words that sound Italian? Yeah, I do.
Chapter 3: What are the results of Hamish's Bat Tennis investigation?
That would be culturally insensitive to my people. Which I think has been the case many times with you. And were you saying I just got lucky with Volcano? Is Volcano, is that the original volcano and that's where it came from? Or have they repurposed that? It's the island that actually gave the name to the word volcano. You are correct. Correct, Jack. Yes. So well done.
Stromboli is the famous for near constant small explosive eruptions. Very similar to Avis Blake over there waking up the household. although never in the studio, I may add, despite the constant conspiracy theories that fly around. We haven't addressed farts in the studio for a long time, and I know we're not going to do it now, but they come in. There's lots that come in.
Chapter 4: What musical mystery does Andy present to the boys?
Some people are furious that we're not addressing it, because whether it's a chair creak or whether it really is Jack farting, it's... Well, it's not me, because... Sometimes people... There was one email I read the other day going, sorry, guys, are we just listening to constant farts now? I think they think that the less we address it, the more Jack feels he can get away with it.
I do like the idea of giving everybody an amnesty, though, so we just fart as much as we want, and if we don't mention it, then it just drives them crazy. I like the enhanced games.
Yeah. Like the steroid games.
We have one show where we fart as much as we can. I'm nervous for that. These are airlocked videos. I don't think that's for anyone. I don't think it delivers for anyone, does it? No. The audience doesn't want to hear it. I don't think we want to sit through it. No.
Chapter 5: How does the Checklist Game work?
I think we just keep up the current regime, Jack, where you try and sneak them out during high-energy moments. Ahoy also to Jess, an Aussie travelling in Canada. I went to hamishneady.com to upload her audio of what she'd been doing. Good luck. Ahoy, Hamish and Andy. It's Jess here, an Australian living in Canada.
So it's growing season here in Canada, and every year I've been growing giant pumpkins. Historically, I have named every pumpkin that I've had, and they've always started with H. I don't know why the first one, he just had a Harry Potter scar, so we called him Harry, and it kind of evolved from there. And this year, my partner decided he wanted to grow one too.
So now we're having a competition to see who can have the biggest pumpkin. Now, we were trying to toss up between names now that we have two. So he suggested Hamish and Andy. And now we're in competition to see who could grow the most superior pea.
so stay tuned right currently hamish is winning as expected but i will keep you guys updated no go hamish love it that was well worth it it was a long run up and i was thinking like all right now we're across this bit well landed uh Traditionally, pets named Hamish and Andy, Hamish perishes first.
Chapter 6: What are some questionable wedding song suggestions?
Let's see what happens when we move to produce. This isn't about lifespan, though, and it's how big you can live while you're here. And even this pumpkin may perish first, but I guarantee you he'll live a big life and he'll go out strong. We wait with bated breath. Haim, I've mentioned this to you and Jack. We're still going through wedding planning. They love scheduling a meeting, don't they?
Even if it's just to go across what you've already decided. I don't generally like being involved in anything that requires more than two meetings. And I remember, you know, this was a long time ago now, but yeah, getting married when they're like, okay, we'll pick this up at the next meeting. I distinctly remember feeling that you should knock everything off in one. That's what I was hoping for.
You've done 20. We've done lots. You have a weekly.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts react to the wedding song suggestions?
It's by week, every two weeks. Yeah. How could there be anything left to organize? That's what I think, mate. But one thing we haven't decided on is the song in which Beck will walk down the aisle to. Right. And the wedding planner said to both of us in the last meeting, look, here's your homework. We always get that. Here's your homework. You're like, gosh, can't we do the work in class?
Yeah.
When we leave. What are these meetings for? Exactly. She goes, here's your homework.
Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts shared at the end of the episode?
I want you guys to close your eyes. I want you to imagine that Celebrant has hushed everybody because the bride's about to come down. Imagine that moment and then just press play on Spotify to a different type of song. I can't. My eyes are closed. Open one eye so I can see the screen. And then you may feel the one that's right for you. So that's what's been happening around our house.
And I said to you and Jack, hey, guys, if you've got any suggestions. And we do. Let's do that as an exercise today on the pod. And I will put some forth that I think would be great that I haven't had the guts yet to present to Bec. I know the ā The sacred chipping ceremony has been shut down by Beck. Kiboshed.
And I didn't want to say it at the time, but I heard when we spoke to her just the fact that she ā From memory, she was like, look, I loved a lot of things about it. I'm just not sure if it's right for the wedding. But I went, this feels like a bride with a lot on her plate. And if we could take something off Bec's plate, that would be my absolute pleasure to do today.
So Marshy has built, to help us imagine it even more, has built a little bit of sound, the hush of a crowd and the celebrant introducing the bride. I'll kick one off. This is one suggestion that I think would be fantastic. Great. Could we please have everyone's attention? Thank you. As we welcome the bride. That's powerful. That's good. It's very emotional for you. Yes.
I mean, it went straight into the lyrics there. I would have preferred... That is the classic. So that gives you a bit more anticipation before she comes out. Or if she acapella'd it. Yeah. You meant to have something borrowed, something blue, so that works as well? That's true. Jack, powerful case. Okay, I've got one here that I've just gone for high energy.
Could we please have everyone's attention? Thank you. As we welcome the bride. Not bad. Really good. I actually nominated this as a joke. I think it's great. Is she wearing heels or flats? Because if you're in flats, you can move a lot. Yeah, that's nice. That's funny because that is a bit of a joke backfire there. I now think that has to be the song.
Well, we haven't heard Jack's first submission.
Jack? So I wanted mine to be all about Bex so that when we're watching her come down the aisle, we know that the song is about her. So I've changed the lyrics to mine slightly.
You're really doing anything you can to perform at the wedding, aren't you?
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