Hanging Out With Ant & Dec
Ant Receives a VERY Rude Doctor's Note & Has Dec Ever Worn Shorts??
26 Mar 2026
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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Coming up on today's show, Ant opens up cookery corner, but can you beat his meat?
It got ape bananas from all of the rest of the guests.
Chapter 2: What medical issue does Ant discuss with the doctor?
Dec reads from his diary and he's furious about a bad review! You just 17!
I'm left, well, blushing by a fan's diary.
Chapter 3: What new cooking recipe does Ant share?
Fan me down. I was dying. My beef with Jamie Oliver rumbles on as we get a message from the man himself. Just say it in me face, Jamie. You're bang out of order when it comes to your bald cup and technology.
We get our cutest banana rating yet.
Ah, I think it is the best card ever.
Chapter 4: What does Jamie Oliver reveal during his call-in?
And we get serious about tattoos. Enjoy the show. Enjoy the show.
Are we rolling?
Chapter 5: Why is Dec's choice to wear shorts questioned?
Are we rolling? Oh, it's on already.
Chapter 6: What insights are shared from Dec's Diary?
Who's done the lights without you? What's going on here? The door won't shut.
It's a terrible start this week, isn't it?
Chapter 7: What negative review impacts the hosts' mood?
Hi, everybody.
Good morning. Good evening.
Chapter 8: What diary entry does the viewer Lorna share?
Welcome back to The Hangout for another Hangout with me and him. Him and me. Ant and Dec. Dec and Ant. No, no, no, no. Never Dec and Ant. You know that. You know the rules. You knew the rules when you signed up to them. I thought I'd just try and sneak one in there while you weren't watching. How are we all? It's great to be with you once again. How are you, Ant? I'm all right, thanks.
How are you? You look tip-top, I have to say. Do I? You do. What is it? What have you done different? What do you mean? You look different. You're glowing. Glowing? Yeah. I've done nothing different.
Have you not?
Thank you. No. No. Well, you look great. Thanks.
Right back at you. My ear is still bad.
So I know you were going to see professionals about this.
Yes. Professional doctor. Yes. Not like professional sportsman. Oh, yeah. Professional snooker player. Lawyer. Not a lawyer. No, I went to see a doctor. Whoa! A plane's just flown in with some news on it. Hello, hanging out team. Oh, you're all included. Even the laughing monsters over there. Jenna here, a doctor in wonderful, sunny, warm Perth, Western Australia. Hi. Hi, Jenna. G'day.
G'day, Jenna. Finally, a professional. A professional. And I'm pretty sure you don't have an ear infection. I'm sorry? But in fact, Eustachian tube dysfunction. I can't pronounce that. How do you read that? Put your gaps on. Eustachian. Eustachian. Eustachian. Eustachian tube dysfunction. I would tell you how to manage it, but I can't be bothered. Plus, I'm not being paid for this consultation.
Google it. Best wishes and respect, guys. Dr. Jenna. Well, she's got a terrible bedside mother. She really has. Hasn't she? I thought I'd got to the root of it. I thought I'd cleared it the other day. I thought I'd found out what the problem was. Go on. Because I was putting Wilder to bed.
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