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Hanging Out With Ant & Dec

Backstage Snogging and Broken Elbows - Ant & Dec Share UNSEEN Letters From The Postbag

16 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What unseen moments do Ant and Dec share from their postbag?

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Hi everyone, welcome to The Hangout. Ant and Dec here, hanging out with you again. That was a very quick and... Well, you always get in first, so I just wanted to get in. But the way you did it wasn't very warm, it wasn't very welcoming. You're just like, I just need to get that first welcome to The Hangout. That's exactly what it was, yeah. Yeah.

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Chapter 2: How did Dec's accident happen during Saturday Night Takeaway?

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Hi, guys. Hi, everybody. Welcome to The Hangout for another hanging out with him and me.

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Chapter 3: How did Ant and Dec's themed birthday party come together?

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It's your... Bonus episode. Woo!

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Chapter 4: What funny stories do Ant and Dec recall from Byker Grove parties?

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Nice fingers. If you just listen, I'll just give... What do you call that?

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Chapter 5: What was the outcome of the Grange Hill vs. Byker Grove football match?

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I don't know what you call... What is that? Rock fingers?

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Chapter 6: What happened to Dec's iconic mullet hairstyle?

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Don't they rock?

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Chapter 7: What nostalgic memories do Ant and Dec have about Top of the Pops?

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Is that them rock? What's that? That's... You know when you put your thumb out and your little finger, that's like a surf thing, isn't it? Yeah. That's true. My girls do that. I don't know why. Hey, great dinner. Thanks, Dad. Wow. Wow. They don't go, great dinner, eight bananas. Not yet. I have tried to include a lot of banana ratings in the house on a daytime. Hasn't caught on yet.

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Hasn't really caught on. Has it caught on with any of you guys?

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No?

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Getting there. Getting there? Have you noticed something? What? Lola. Hi, Lola. Hi. How are you? You okay? You're back. I'm back. Not only is she back. What? She's back on the tools. Yeah, why are you on the cameras? I just like switching it off a bit. Do you? Lola's on camera today. Yeah, she is. So remember that short when they used to get... Back to the floor. Back to the floor.

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They used to get the boss of the company and the boss of the company had to come and work with the employees. Yeah. Is that how it feels? Yeah. And then do you like secretly rate us at the end of the day? See who gets a pay rise and who gets a demotion and promotion. She's come out of heckler's corner over there.

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Yeah.

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She left Fiona and Jemima behind and she's back on the tools. Now. Oh. What? For those of you listening, Ant has brought with him a Tupperware box today. Nice Tupperware. That's a posh one as well. That's a posh one. That keeps all of the air sucked in or out, whatever the way you want it. Suck the air in. This is Tupperware. Keep the air in. Keeps the air in, right?

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Keeps the air out because doesn't the air make it go drop?

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Yeah. So keeps the air out. But whatever air was in there to start with, it's still in there, guys. Anywho, what else is in there rather than air? Well, you're going to be very, very pleased with this. Am I? Listen to this. If you're just listening, that's one flap. That's the second flap. Well, you've got another two of them to look forward to. That's the third flap. There we go.

Chapter 8: What humorous injuries have Ant and Dec experienced over the years?

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Right.

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But he tells us beforehand, pop in after, I'll sort yous out. With a drink, I presume. I don't know. I presume that's what it means. It sounds really dodgy. Stay tuned. So off we trot, five of us, lads and lasses together, still in full uniform. We push open the door and walk straight into what can only be described as a biker grub reunion party. Cast, crew, nostalgia everywhere.

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And right there, like we'd stepped into a time warp, are Ant and Dec themselves. Yeah. We're there. Yeah, we were there. We froze. Five squaddies in uniform standing in the doorway like we'd accidentally wandered onto a TV set. I'm thinking, brilliant, we're going to get hideout before we've even blinked. But no, nobody looked twice. If anything, we blended in. What?

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How can you blend in with a bite of Grove Union when you're in full combat gear? Maybe they thought we were part of the entertainment. So we head to the bar where our mate's grafting away. We order our drinks, go to pay, and he just waves us off with a, nah, nah, don't worry, we'll sort it out later. So we stayed, had a proper canny night, drinks flowing, great crack.

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Next morning, I message our mate. Mate, we never paid for those drinks. And he goes, completely casual. Aye, it's fine. I stuck them on Biker Grove's bar bill. Did they? Good lad. Well done. So, Ant and Dec, if you're listening, cheers for the drinks, lads. We owe you a couple. Love, Helen. Helen, you owe us a night out. Yeah, you do. Wow. That's good. I don't mind that.

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I don't mind paying for someone's drinks if they just whacked it on the bill. Don't you? That's brilliant. Because to be fair, we probably would have been quite loud and there's a lot of us all talking bikerisms.

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Yeah.

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Do you know what I mean, though? Talk about biker back in the day. Lots of Grove gossip. Yeah, lots of Grove gossip. Yeah, exactly. There's going to be loads of Grove gossip. Jeff would have been there. A few of us would have been getting off with one another. That's what used to happen back in the day. So I bet, you know, to be fair to them, buy us a couple of pints for putting up with that.

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Yeah. And whatever you saw, keep it to yourself. Yeah, exactly. You see, he didn't mention anything, did he? She. She. She. Helen. Well done, Helen. Didn't give any secrets. Well done, Helen. Well done. Another one here from Lee. Hi, Lee. Sorting out some old stuff in readiness to move house, I came across this old programme from 1992 when we at Grange Hill, we at Grange Hill? What?

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