Dating App Disasters | Part Two

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What are some of the most outrageous dating app stories shared?

Lucy Jackson 0:02
A listener production.
Nikki Westcott 0:09
This is Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki. And if you're easily offended, then this might not be for you. He found out who my ex was, but he did. He added him and started messaging him, telling him he was going to bash him. Oh, my gosh. And saying how big his dick was and saying that he would never see me again as now I was his. What a freak. Cheers, babes. Welcome to Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki, the real-life shit you only discuss over a drink.

How does online dating feel for those who are single?

Nikki Westcott 0:40
But before we start, a little disclaimer.
Lucy Jackson 0:43
So today we are here for Dating App Disasters. And wow, guys.
Nikki Westcott 0:48
Oh, they're disastrous, baby.
Lucy Jackson 0:50
You guys keep me young in the sense that like knowing that everyone is out there in the trenches makes me feel way less alone.
Nikki Westcott 0:57
Oh, babe. And it's so hard online dating, isn't it? Like there really is so many flops out there. It's so unnatural for me. We should do AM positive dating app stories. Oh, how boring. Not really. It'll give you a good like motivation doll. We know the most fucking epic couple that met on Tinder. We do know a good couple that ended up that was on Tinder. And like they're so chic. So chic, so hot and have a beautiful life together.
Lucy Jackson 1:22
Yeah. I mean, it's not impossible. Dating apps are...

What went wrong on the date with the guy from Hinge?

Lucy Jackson 1:26
I struggle not because I think people are freaks on dating apps because I don't. There's plenty of normal people on dating apps. I struggle personally with the attachment style of a dating app because I much prefer being friends with someone before I date them. That's how I get the feels.
Nikki Westcott 1:42
Yeah, it's a whole different way to like meeting people. You're kind of working in reverse.
Lucy Jackson 1:46
You're like jumping straight on their doorstep as a romantic prospect. Yeah, exactly. It's like we both know we're here to date. And it's kind of like if you don't into it after the first or second time, you don't see each other again unless you like. And you're not really looking to make new friends. Nah, it's hard.
Nikki Westcott 2:02
So you do kind of have a lot of like wasted interactions.
Lucy Jackson 2:05
It was very unnatural for me. Although I've been on a couple of good dates recently from Hinge, but now I'm off the apps because I'm boy sober.
Nikki Westcott 2:12
That's right.
Lucy Jackson 2:13
This week.
Nikki Westcott 2:13
In this episode we are.
Lucy Jackson 2:15
Stay tuned for another week of what's Lucy's love life doing.
Nikki Westcott 2:19
Let's see what happens in the next one.

What unexpected events occurred during a Tinder date?

Lucy Jackson 2:20
Anyway, let's get into these tales.
Nikki Westcott 2:23
Dating app, disasters. Okay, from garden prints to ka-chow, cryptid. Okay. Okay, so I met this guy on Hinge. He's asking thoughtful questions, using full sentences, no fish photos. And I'm like, ladies and gentlemen, we may have found him. First date, unreal. He literally picked me a flower from his garden. I'm looking for flaws. There's nothing. Not even a suspicious vibe, just green flags and floral arrangements. Second date, okay, slight plot twist. He's an hour late to pick me up and he cancels our movie date plans. I'm like, okay, there's an orange flag, not red. We're not panicking, we're observing. He's apologetic. So we go and we sit on the couch and we watch a movie. Then we go to bed. Things are getting a little bit spicy.

How did a romantic evening turn into a disaster?

Nikki Westcott 3:10
You know, vibes are vibing. And then, without warning, this man flips me over, licks my ass crack. Oh. Full blown. My entire soul left my body. I turn back around and say, whoa, I'm actually not into that. Ten minutes later, he does it again. At this point, I'm like... He's an arse licker. Arse licker. At this point, I'm like, okay, so you don't listen. Immediately cancelled. Closed for business. Lights are off. Security escort. Now, here's where I made a questionable decision. I let him stay. It was midnight. He lived an hour away, but I thought, be a decent human. Mistake. You're joking.

What lessons were learned from a chaotic dating experience?

Nikki Westcott 3:49
He tried to lick her bum again. I turn the TV off, hoping to sleep through the night unscathed, until this man begins to quote random movies to fill the silence. When I didn't know the movie, he'd say, fuck that rock you've been living under. Keep in mind, they were all really niche movies. Until he fucking says... This is like my date from hell. Until he says, ka-chow. And I said, sorry, what? I lay there staring at the ceiling thinking I have just let a stranger lick my ass and quote Cars in the same evening.

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