Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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When you get married, instead of being like, I will love you until the day I die, it should be like, I'll love you for probably realistically like five to ten years. I'll love you. When the kids get to high school, darling, I'm out of here.
I'll love you until I don't.
And I'll love you till I... I'll love you till I don't is unreal, babe.
What a fun. I'll love you till I don't. Maybe till the day I die, but I doubt it.
I'll love you until you start being a grumpy old bastard.
I'm married. Hopefully I'll love Oliver till the day I die.
I'm sure you will, but, you know. I'll love you until the day you start being a grumpy old bastard and then I'll trade you in for a younger model.
Cheers, babes.
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Chapter 2: What controversial hot take about marriage do Lucy and Nikki discuss?
Welcome to Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki, the real life shit you only discuss over a drink. But before we start, a little disclaimer. So today we are here for hot takes or like, I guess, controversial opinions by yours truly, the punters.
And honestly, guys, this has been a great like thought starter, I guess. So like we like basically you give the opinion, we read it out, then Nick and I kind of just weigh in our opinion.
Yeah. Anyway, let's get into it because there's heaps to get through and they're all great. And guys, don't forget, if you do want more of us, we are offering a little bit extra over on our close friends.
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We haven't done an episode like this before, guys. Controversial hot takes. So I'm excited to get into this.
Do you have any controversial hot takes of your own?
Yeah. Oh. More women should cheat. That is a controversial take, babe. No, because I just feel like it's so time and time again. These poor women. He cheated on me. He had an affair. Go get the bag, honey. You do it first.
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Chapter 3: What are Lucy's thoughts on women's infidelity?
But like it's just, if you make a meal for five people, say you live with five, your mum, dad, three kids, that's cost per meal is so much smaller than the cost per meal for a... Not if you're eating leftovers though. Yeah, but what, do you want it to eat the same thing for five meals a week? You freeze it and then you have spaghetti.
But see, even that, single person disability, you've got to eat the same pasta for a week to get the same thing.
Yeah.
You don't have to. You can make a big spaghetti and then you put it in different containers and freeze it to like individual meals.
But it's just like a hassle.
Babe, just be, just fucking join me on this journey.
I know, I'm joining you.
It's more expensive and it's hard work being single. And I actually saw, fuck, I'm going on a rant already. And I said I wasn't going to talk much today because I'm tired. Well, guess what, darlings?
Welcome to the podcast.
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Chapter 4: How do Lucy and Nikki perceive friendship dynamics?
And obviously I'd never heard her cough before. And we fucking both freaked out. Oh, yeah. And I was like, man, just something as small as that, like if that happened to you... Alone. Alone. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Like then you're wet, you're in the bath, you're putting water all through your house, you're trying to, I don't know. I was just like, it's just so, there's so much that goes into it.
And I just think, you know, shout out to all the single mommas out there.
Do you know what I decided this week on the topic of single moms? What? I don't know if you watched my TikTok tirade last night.
I've watched some.
Really not that interesting, but... I think ā because I always get asked if I get to a ā because I've got my eggs frozen. If I get to a certain age, would I have a baby on my own? And I don't think I would. I think I would be more inclined to look at adoption. If I get to an age and I'm like, I really want to ā have a child or like, you know, raise a child. Yeah.
I just, I weirdly am really emotionally detached from the thought of like getting a donor and doing it that way.
Yeah, that's fair enough.
But I watched that movie Lion the other night with... Oh my God, isn't it beautiful?
Oh my God.
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Chapter 5: How do Lucy and Nikki view the concept of monogamy?
Sometimes you can't get out the door in time. Yeah. That's all right. You learn from the mistakes.
Yeah.
As a very late person.
Kind of. There's a little flick of that. And even from someone that's often late, there's a flick of that that I... Like, for example, I was really late this morning to work, but I literally landed, got in my car and drove straight here. So it was like, there's no other option. I wasn't like... You were just like strolling at home. Just hanging out at the cafe. Yeah.
But I do think that there is a level of it sometimes. We have a friend who is... religiously late and she actually ended up having... And I don't personally get impacted by it, but put it this way, I probably wouldn't go to an event with her.
Yeah. I'd just meet her there.
Yeah. And I remember her and her friend had a big blue... who's also our friend, they had a big blue about it years ago because they were going to an event and one of the girl's boyfriends was involved and she really wanted to go and watch him do whatever he was doing there. She's like, I have to be there at this time because he's playing.
And the other friend, who's notoriously late, was just like fucking around, doing her lashes, and they ended up having a big blue because she's like... I told you this is important to me. I told you this is important to me. Yeah. Like, I really wanted to be there.
And I was like, I kind of get it where there's instances like that, where it is like, you do need to be super considerate of other people's, you know, things.
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