Punters Revenge Stories
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What is the premise of the Punters Revenge Stories episode?
A listener production. This is Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki. And if you're easily offended, then this might not be for you. But it was a full one-man show. It was like he was like in his own mind spiralling.
He's like, you know, I better just quickly keep the girl that's moving to New York on comms. Oh, I was like... Whilst I date this other girl... Mastermind.
When I think of one-man shows, I think of, like, one of those people that have those, like, big contraptions that's got, like, a drum and, like, a harmonica attached and they're like... And they're being puppeteered. Like a tambourine and shit. This is, like, that guy that's fucking, like, I miss you on a date and I'm like... No one, absolutely no one.
He's like... Like the monkey cymbals.
Cheers, babes. Talking happy hour with Lucy and Nikki, the real life shit you only discuss over a drink. But before we start, a little disclaimer.
So today we are here to talk revenge. And honestly, guys... Ra-ra-ra, revenge-a. Remember the TV show Revenge? Revengers? No, Revenge.
And it was all set in the Hamptons. Monday night, 9pm.
And do you know why that's so top of mind for me? Because you and I are both watching that new show and the main chick's in it. We're watching that show, I Will Find You. Did you start it? Do you like it? I love it.
I love it too.
And the evil woman from Revenge is also the evil woman in that show. Bet you didn't click that together, did you? Thank you. You're welcome. I needed that. I was like, where are you from, woman? And remember the main chick on Revenge always, like, reminded me of Taylor Swift, the blonde girl?
No, she reminds me of someone else. I don't know who, though.
Okay. Each their own, I guess.
Yeah, but it's not Swifty.
Anyway, we talk revenge today and guys, honestly, some of the stories are pretty gnarly and the last one in particular, the first one and the last one, I'm like, holy shit.
Last one left me feeling a bit sick. to be honest. If someone ever did that to me. The first one and the last one. It's a revenge sandwich here today, guys. Yeah. Honestly, the middle is where it's at. It's a bit more lighthearted. First and last are pretty heavy. Pretty heavy. But anyway, let's own revenge. I can quickly touch on mine. Yeah. Dated a crazy man. And I think he was like doing, they were just like, I was out with another girl, her boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend were out together. They were just fucking around, just kind of like being jerks.
Hang on, were you together then or broken up? We were together. Yeah, okay.
And she was like, I'm so fucking sick of these boys. Oh, I know this story. And so we went past his house, we were on the way to another party and we were like, pull over. And we emptied his wheelie bin on his car. That's good. So we always went in the tray. Did he ever know that that was you? I don't think so, no. I think, to be honest, in a weird way, I think boys would just do that shit to each other anyway. Yeah. So I don't even think he ever even brought it up. He probably didn't even care. So how's your car? Anything going, anything weird? Any rubbish on your car? He was that much of a fucking feral pig. He probably just thought it was him. He was so feral. He was disgusting and he always stunk a bit. No, gross, did he?
Like a really acidic BO. Oh, wow. That's niche. I know. And his room was so foul. Oh, whoa. It was a bit gross. Yeah. To be honest. Wow. I know. I don't know what was going on there really from my end. You live and you learn.
He was a good looking boy, but fuck, he was absolutely nuts. He was fun at the start. Yeah.
It was really fun.
I... But bonkers. Same era for me was when I dated someone that I had like back and forth revenge. Man, it was like... Oh, yeah. Just constant. Yeah, we've told these stories heaps. Yeah, we have told them. But fuck, I like missed that era a little bit. It was so exciting. You just don't do shit like that now. We've told this before, but honestly, one of my favorite things is when we thought he broke into my garage and moved my car.
Oh my God, your little car.
I used to have the world's smallest car, guys.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the Punters Revenge Stories episode?
0:02–6:02
2
How did Lucy and Nikki introduce the first heavy revenge tale about the car fire?
6:02–12:40
3
What petty revenge did a listener use with Uber rides after a breakup?
12:40–19:34
4
How did the snack‑theft story illustrate a light‑hearted revenge from high school?
19:34–26:05
5
What creative passport‑theft revenge was suggested for a cheating partner?
26:05–33:02
6
How did the listener’s “glitter potatoes” prank play out as a revenge stunt?
33:02–38:40
7
What was the shocking “bodily‑fluid” revenge story and how did the hosts react?
38:40–46:18
8
How did the episode wrap up and what final thoughts did the hosts share?
46:18–52:52
Speakers
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