RADIO REPLAY: The Worst Sex Position is Revealed... We Agree

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Happy Hour with Lucy & Nikki 25 min 3 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Who is on today’s Radio Replay and where are they calling in from?

Unknown 0:02
A listener production.
Sean Brown 0:06
Let's go.
Nikki Westcott 0:30
Cheers, babes, and welcome to this week's Radio Reblue. We don't have Shawnee B on today, actually. We've got Pezzy. Say hey, Pez. Hey, girls. How are we? Hey, divas. Yeah, no, we've got Pezzy, Kezzy, Lucy and me. And guess what, guys? We are recording from literally all across the country. Right across the country. I'm on the Goldie. The GC sizzle. Lucy's in Melbourne, her favourite city in the world.
Unknown 0:55
I am.
Nikki Westcott 0:56
Herod and Pez are in Sydney. So, yeah. Holding down the fort.
Unknown 0:59
What would you say is your favourite city in the world?
Nikki Westcott 1:00
Technology's firing, mate. In the world, New York. Actually, maybe Paris. I love Paris. What's yours?
Lucy Jackson 1:07
Fuck, I was talking to someone last night. I was feeling like giving someone a full rundown on how fucking much weight I put on when I was in New York. I just was drinking. I was like full-blown alcoholism at that point.
Nikki Westcott 1:21
You were like super nocturnal, babe.
Lucy Jackson 1:23
I wouldn't wake up until 1pm every afternoon. That's so gross. That's a thing though, right?
Nikki Westcott 1:29
When people go to America, they do tend to put on weight just because of the food and stuff. I've heard that before from a lot of people.
Lucy Jackson 1:35
Oh, that and I was like drinking like four martinis as soon as I'd wake up in the morning.
Nikki Westcott 1:40
In the afternoon at least, babe.
Lucy Jackson 1:42
Now I can absolutely put away a couple of martinis.
Nikki Westcott 1:45
You also weren't shy of a street dog. When I was there, straight hot dogs. I'm getting this picture of you in my head, Lucy. You're just roaming around with a hot dog in your hand. I don't know if you should be eating that much processed wiener.
Lucy Jackson 1:57
I was just gallivanting around, hot dog in hand, martini in hand, looking for the local sex club.
Nikki Westcott 2:03
You're like, can I BYO my dog into your venue?
Lucy Jackson 2:06
Harry wanted to fuck me at the sex club and everyone's like, not really me, big girl. Well, you still got fucked though by a lady. I did. I did.
Honestly.
Nikki Westcott 2:17
How much better is a podcast than the radio, just saying? Like, I can really just be myself.
Lucy Jackson 2:22
Why is it so much more rogue over here?
Nikki Westcott 2:24
I know. It feels good, babe. Street Nog's bluff. I know.
Lucy Jackson 2:29
I know. Fuck, honestly.

Why do the hosts reminisce about New York and martinis early in the show?

Nikki Westcott 2:30
Well, let's go back to New York then and have some martinis.
Lucy Jackson 2:33
I reckon I'm overdue for another scissoring moment and I won't scissor in Australia.
Nikki Westcott 2:38
No, I don't. I'm so Australian, puss not for you.
Lucy Jackson 2:40
It's really not. And too many fucking chicks try and hit me up in the DMs. I'm like, darling, sorry. I'm strictly men.
Unknown 2:47
Didn't someone try and hit you up in the cubicle the other day?
Lucy Jackson 2:50
No, she was just a fan. No, that wasn't a scissor moment. But I definitely had a couple of girls slide into my DMs recently being like, if I had to question my sexuality, no, now I don't. They must be lesbians. Wow. Either that or they're saying I'm definitely into men.
Nikki Westcott 3:09
Look at this on my feed right now. Party girls are so back.
Unknown 3:12
Oh, fucking A. Extra glass of wine at dinner. Shaking ass in Ibiza. After that, the strip club. Don't ask me about it, but we're fucking back. All right? And it's deeper than a fucking aesthetic. It is an energetic wave that we felt. Okay? We felt like a fucking, you know, like the earthquakes. You kind of feel the rumblings before it actually fucking hits.
Nikki Westcott 3:30
Wow, Party Girls have gone global, guys. You heard it here first. The source being my Instagram feed.
Lucy Jackson 3:36
If you haven't had a season of martinis and scissoring in New York, it's time, I reckon.
Nikki Westcott 3:44
Well, maybe it's due for you to go back, babe.
Lucy Jackson 3:47
I think it is. I actually do miss New York. Anyway, that's not really what we're talking about today.
Nikki Westcott 3:51
Babe, your headphones just made your hair go really funny. You look like Kramer of Seinfeld.
Unknown 3:57
I look ugly. I'm so over today. Let's call it.
Nikki Westcott 4:00
Well, babe, do you know what the good news is? The last fucking thing we have to do for the day. So guess what, punters?
Lucy Jackson 4:06
Read it and weep.
Nikki Westcott 4:06
Enjoy the show.
Lucy Jackson 4:07
I kind of love how rogue we get in the radio replay talks because it is the last thing we do and we're just like, I'm just letting rip. Well, you can go have martinis. I know.
Nikki Westcott 4:17
No, you hit me with the side profile and I went, ooh, what doing?
Lucy Jackson 4:23
Oh, I've got a big nose. God. No, you don't. Straight to Turkey for a nose job.

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