Sara Pascoe turns up for old times' sake, gets grilled by not one but two Sarah's, pitches a Thursday Murder Club rival called The Wednesday Hospice Pickpocket Club, and has her own historic bankruptcy read out live on air by an AI bot with a long memory and no filter. We welcome Queensmith CEO Brett Afshar for this week's theme, Diamonds, and somebody ends up wearing a £185,000 ring.0:17 Going Through My Dead Nan's Handbag2:19 The Locket2:45 Enter Sarah Pascoe3:12 Licky3:36 Catching Up: "Long Time No See"3:50 The YFCs and the Boadicea Chariot Comedy Analogy7:03 The Weirdos Book Club7:13 Flight from Death Row and the Withered Twin Theory8:38 Comedians Training Their Dogs8:58 Amanda Lamb, Shepherd9:49 Sarah's Verdict on AI10:20 The U2 Album Everyone Hated11:49 The Houseboat on the Strait of Hormuz12:14 Turning Down Riyadh and Dubai13:16 Enter the Other Sarah (the AI Bot)16:02 You Must Be Joking and The Tomorrow People18:38 The Belt That Made His Trousers Fall Down19:16 Meeting Cariad Lloyd at University20:11 The Wisest Thing Anyone's Said About Podcasts24:19 The Participation Song25:11 Would I Lie to You and the Lee Mack Rule26:09 The QI Fee and the BBC Tartan26:57 Hosting Have I Got News for You (and the Glue Prank)28:31 Last One Laughing and the Case for Bob Mortimer30:24 Should Roisin Be Allowed in the Room?32:04 A Cigar and Her First-Ever Stand-Up Gig33:07 Interrupted by a Deliveroo (For Greg Wallace)41:44 Twix Drop (Possibly Poisoned)42:20 Why AI Should Run on Sewage44:16 Sacked from The Great British Sewing Bee46:14 The Thursday Murder Club and the Hospice Pickpocket Pitch50:50 Medievaloo52:48 Theme of the Week: Diamonds with Brett Afshar53:23 What Actually Is a Diamond?54:34 How Diamonds Reach the Surface55:36 The History of the Diamond Engagement Ring56:43 Where in the World Diamonds Are Mined58:47 How You Cut a Diamond With a Diamond59:26 The Largest Diamond Ever Found1:00:33 What Makes a Diamond Valuable1:01:37 Carats, Explained1:04:38 Trying On a £185,000 Ring1:06:53 Blood Diamonds and Diamond Ethics1:08:06 Lab-Grown Diamonds1:11:30 Harry's Joke CornerNew episodes of The Harry Hill Show every Monday. Subscribe so you don't miss Gary's Joke Corner.#TheHarryHillShow #HarryHill #SaraPascoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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