Harry Potter and the Anxious Millennials

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) dir. David Yates - Part 2

30 Dec 2025

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) dir. David Yates - Part 1

22 Dec 2025

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Epilogue Nineteen Years Later

16 Dec 2025

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what's more shocking? what harry names his son or the sweater arri is wearing?Rate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of ...

7.36 The Flaw in the Plan

08 Dec 2025

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harry just get rid of the elder wand what are you doingRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.35 King's Cross

01 Dec 2025

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the void, hunny, the voidRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.34 The Forest Again

25 Nov 2025

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i need a full blueprint of the pockets on this damn cloak that death madeRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The A...

7.33 The Prince's Tale

18 Nov 2025

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after all this time? EEEEYUCKRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.32 The Elder Wand

11 Nov 2025

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just a floating jello cloud with a python*Please excuse Adam's sniffles! He was battling a cold :/*Rate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe a...

7.31 The Battle of Hogwarts

03 Nov 2025

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7.30 The Sacking of Severus Snape

27 Oct 2025

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7.29 The Lost Diadem

20 Oct 2025

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The diadem. The diadem for Voldemort, the diadem chosen especially to kill Voldemort, Voldemort's diadem. That diadem?Rate! Review! Subscribe!Inst...

7.28 The Missing Mirror

13 Oct 2025

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7.27 The Final Hiding Place

29 Sep 2025

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the shortest episode of all time???Rate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.26 Gringotts

23 Sep 2025

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7.25 Shell Cottage

16 Sep 2025

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7.24 The Wandmaker

09 Sep 2025

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) dir. David Yates - Part 2

25 Aug 2025

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i wouldn't want to go against bellatrix at darts in the pub tbhRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Amplive...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) dir. David Yates - Part 1

18 Aug 2025

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*awkward dancing commences*Rate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.23 Malfoy Manor

11 Aug 2025

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here's a better question - what DOESN'T happen in this chapter?Rate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Amp...

7.22 The Deathly Hallows

04 Aug 2025

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a wand, a stone and a cloak all walk into a bar...Rate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.21 The Tale of the Three Brothers

28 Jul 2025

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7.20 Xenophilius Lovegood

22 Jul 2025

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i'm supposed to believe hermione doesn't know what a rook isRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliv...

7.19 The Silver Doe

07 Jul 2025

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7.18 The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore

30 Jun 2025

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historians will say they were close friendsRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.17 Bathilda's Secret

23 Jun 2025

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body horror of the highest degreeRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.16 Godric's Hollow

16 Jun 2025

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oh, harry. 😔Rate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.15 The Goblin's Revenge

10 Jun 2025

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7.14 The Thief

02 Jun 2025

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7.13 The Muggle-born Registration Commission

26 May 2025

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7.12 Magic is Might

19 May 2025

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so can they or can they not apparate into and out of buildingsRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.11 The Bribe

12 May 2025

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what you don't know is mundungus's full name: mundungus bitchass fletcherRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of t...

7.10 Kreacher's Tale

05 May 2025

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7.9 A Place to Hide

29 Apr 2025

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us to hermione: "well thank god you're here"Rate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.8 The Wedding

22 Apr 2025

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7.7 The Will of Albus Dumbledore

15 Apr 2025

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imagine getting a children's book from a deceased relative. i'd sue.Rate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the Th...

7.6 The Ghoul in Pajamas

07 Apr 2025

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7.5 Fallen Warrior

31 Mar 2025

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did you hEAR what happened to GeorgeRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.4 The Seven Potters

25 Mar 2025

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hedwig crosses the great rainbow bridgeRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.3 The Dursleys Departing

18 Mar 2025

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BIG BLONDE AND BEAUTIFULRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.2 In Memoriam

11 Mar 2025

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a look into wizarding periodicalsRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

7.1 The Dark Lord Ascending

04 Mar 2025

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can we keep the screaming to a minimum pleaseRate! Review! Subscribe!Instagram | YouTubeWe are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) dir. David Yates - Part 2

31 Dec 2024

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don't forget the pincers Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) dir. David Yates - Part 1

25 Dec 2024

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Ginny... ties... Harry's... shoes... Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.30 The White Tomb

10 Dec 2024

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*walks away mid-conversation* Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.29 The Phoenix Lament

05 Dec 2024

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let's talk about portraits Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.28 The Flight of the Prince

25 Nov 2024

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Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the guy who killed Dumbledore! Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud mem...

6.27 The Lightning-Struck Tower

20 Nov 2024

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imagine being Arri and getting THIS spoiled for you Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.26 The Cave

11 Nov 2024

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6.25 The Seer Overheard

06 Nov 2024

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Would've loved this "I put my students safety as top priority" energy a bit earlier in this book series, tbh Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouT...

6.24 Sectumsempra

29 Oct 2024

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Imagine hanging out with Myrtle. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.23 Horcruxes

21 Oct 2024

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Horace Slughorn, a profile in courage. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.22 After the Burial

14 Oct 2024

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I would literally never bury a spider, but I’m built different. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampli...

6.21 The Unknowable Room

07 Oct 2024

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Harry Potter is Sherlock Holmes. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.20 Lord Voldemort’s Request

30 Sep 2024

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Her name is Hokey? Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.19 Elf Tails

23 Sep 2024

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The elves are TAILING Draco. That’s the joke. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.18 Birthday Surprises

17 Sep 2024

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Those cauldron cakes were old as f*ck. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.17 A Sluggish Memory

09 Sep 2024

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I DEFINITELY HAVE NO MEMORY OF EVER TELLING TOM RIDDLE ABOUT HORCRUXES AND THIS MEMORY FULLY PROVES IT, FOR SURE. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram ...

6.16 A Very Frosty Christmas

02 Sep 2024

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Hey, remember that one time Harry got MAGGOTS FOR CHRISTMAS??? Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliver...

6.15 The Unbreakable Vow

26 Aug 2024

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Or something like that. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliv...

6.14 Felix Felicis

19 Aug 2024

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Sigh… Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.13 The Secret Riddle

12 Aug 2024

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Damien Thorn... sorry, Tom Riddle. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.12 Silver and Opals

05 Aug 2024

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All this heightened security at Hogwarts and yet… hello??? Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse...

6.11 Hermione’s Helping Hand

29 Jul 2024

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Oh good, more Quidditch. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.10 The House of Gaunt

22 Jul 2024

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I’m definitely looking sideways at a house with a snake nailed to the front door. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud membe...

6.9 The Half-Blood Prince

15 Jul 2024

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Adam gets really into the weeds on class scheduling for sixth years. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Am...

6.8 Snape Victorious

08 Jul 2024

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Technically, the Sorting Hat never said that Gryffindors had the problem solving trait. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud m...

6.7 The Slug Club

01 Jul 2024

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Draco in his dumb era. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.6 Draco’s Detour

24 Jun 2024

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Narcissa beefing with literal teens, please get a grip. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.5 An Excess of Phlegm

17 Jun 2024

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Not a girl’s girl in sight. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

6.4 Horace Slughorn

10 Jun 2024

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Is Slughorn a member of the legbooty community? Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter.com/HPAnxious Instagram.com/HPAnxious We are a proud member of th...

6.3 Will and Won't

03 Jun 2024

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6.2 Spinner's End

27 May 2024

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These may be Snape's best one liners in the entire series. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter.com/HPAnxious Instagram.com/HPAnxious We are a pro...

6.1 The Other Minister

20 May 2024

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I need a full backstory on the guy in this portrait. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter.com/HPAnxious Instagram.com/HPAnxious We are a proud member ...

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) dir. David Yates - Part 2

27 Nov 2023

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) dir. David Yates - Part 1

20 Nov 2023

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5.38 The Second War Begins

06 Nov 2023

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I would’ve asked Nick ages ago how ghosts work, but I’m built different. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud me...

5.37 The Lost Prophecy

30 Oct 2023

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Phineas Nigellas, can you shut the **** up, please. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Amplivers...

5.36 The Only One He Ever Feared

23 Oct 2023

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Honey, this Dumbledore/Voldemort duel is everything, mama. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Am...

5.35 Beyond the Veil

16 Oct 2023

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The eternal question - what exactly is a dais? Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

5.34 The Department of Mysteries

09 Oct 2023

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Okay, but we need to talk about these brains. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

5.33 Fight and Flight

02 Oct 2023

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…but what did they ACTUALLY do to Umbridge??? Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

5.32 Out of the Fire

25 Sep 2023

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Another chapter in which Harry completely forgets about his two-way mirror gift from Sirius. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube W...

5.31 O.W.L.s

18 Sep 2023

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Re-experience your testing trauma through this chapter! Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampli...

5.29 Grawp

11 Sep 2023

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On this episode of All in the Family... Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

5.29 Career Advice

29 Aug 2023

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In this corner - Dolores Umbridge! And in this corner - Minerva McGonagall! Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud mem...

5.28 Snape’s Worst Memory

22 Aug 2023

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Maybe Harry really is just like James. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

5.27 The Centaur and the Sneak

14 Aug 2023

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You really can't trust anybody these days. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

5.26 Seen and Unforeseen

08 Aug 2023

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Extra, extra, read all about it. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

5.25 The Beetle at Bay

31 Jul 2023

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Adam grapples with “Harry’s” distaste for hyper-femininity. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the...

5.24 Occlumency

24 Jul 2023

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What’s worse - remedial potions with Snape or Occlumency lessons with Snape? Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud ...

5.23 Christmas on the Closed Ward

17 Jul 2023

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Harry continues his reign of terror upon his unsuspecting friends. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of th...

5.22 St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

10 Jul 2023

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So, Dumbledore can speak to Harry. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

5.21 The Eye of the Snake

03 Jul 2023

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Hermione explains to Harry and Ron how feelings work! Cool! Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The A...

5.20 Hagrid’s Tale

26 Jun 2023

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This is one giant of a tale. Ha. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse

5.19 The Lion and the Serpent

19 Jun 2023

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Oh the lion and the serpent should be friends. Oh the lion and the serpent should be friends. One man likes to push a plow, the other likes to rope a ...

5.18 Dumbledore’s Army

12 Jun 2023

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The army of Dumbledore, not to be confused with Dumbledore being ARMY. Which he is. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a p...

5.17 Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four

05 Jun 2023

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I think we’re officially overwhelmed with decrees. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliver...

5.16 In the Hog’s Head

23 May 2023

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Have you heard the one where 28 students walk into a bar? Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Amp...

5.15 The Hogwarts High Inquisitor

15 May 2023

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Adam and Arri have created the greatest ship of all time. OTP. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the Th...

5.14 Percy and Padfoot

08 May 2023

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Ron receives potentially the worst letter ever written. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampli...