Harry Potter and the Anxious Millennials
Episodes
5.13 Detention with Dolores
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter.com/HPAnxious Instagram.com/HPAnxious We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse youtube.com/theampliverse thea...
5.12 Professor Umbridge
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When Umbridge tells you who she is, believe her. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
5.11 The Sorting Hat’s New Song
17 Apr 2023
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The Sorting Hat is masquerading as Homer this week. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Amplivers...
5.10 Luna Lovegood
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter.com/HPAnxious Instagram.com/HPAnxious We are a proud member of t...
5.9 The Woes of Mrs. Weasley
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Everybody is a prefect and none for Harry Potter. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter.com/HPAnxious Instagram.com/HPAnxious We are a proud member of ...
5.8 The Hearing
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fudge is in his villain era. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
5.7 The Ministry of Magic
20 Mar 2023
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Let’s learn about how airplanes fly. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
5.6 The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black
13 Mar 2023
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Hello, Kreacher. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
5.5 The Order of the Phoenix
06 Mar 2023
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The girls are fighting. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
5.4 Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place
27 Feb 2023
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Harry in his villain era. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
5.3 The Advance Guard
20 Feb 2023
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His last name is Shacklebolt?!?! Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
5.2 A Peck of Owls
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mafalda Hopkirk, as played by Claire Foy. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
5.1 Dudley Demented
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Harry is back, and this time, he’s angsty. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
Season 5 - Coming Soon!
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey besties, we're coming back soon... Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) dir. Mike Newell - Part 2
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
And with this, we bring this discussion on The Goblet of Fire to a close, at long last. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are ...
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) dir. Mike Newell - Part 1
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as a 2.5 hour movie becomes a 3 hour discussion about just 1/2 of it. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud me...
4.37 The Beginning
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hogwarts remembers Cedric Diggory. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
4.36 The Parting of the Ways
12 Sep 2022
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Corny Collins is NOT having a good time. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
4.35 Veritaserum
06 Sep 2022
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All is revealed. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
4.34 Priori Incantatem
29 Aug 2022
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Harry and Voldemort are both gooped. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
4.33 The Death Eaters
23 Aug 2022
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He was a smoke. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter | Instagram | YouTube We are a proud member of the The Ampliverse
4.32 Flesh, Blood and Bone
15 Aug 2022
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This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 32 - Flesh, Blood and Bone. Inside this episode you’ll find: birth, life, and death. Rate! Review! Subscrib...
4.31 The Third Task
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 31 - The Third Task. Inside this episode you’ll find: sphinxes and mists and skrewts - oh my! Rate! Review!...
4.30 The Pensieve
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 30 - The Pensieve. Inside this episode you’ll find: memories, memories, memories! Rate! Review! Subscribe! ...
4.29 The Dream
25 Jul 2022
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This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 29 - The Dream. Inside this episode you’ll find: Harry dozing off in class, Ron really taking one for the t...
4.28 The Madness of Mr. Crouch
18 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 28 - The Madness of Mr. Crouch. Inside this episode you’ll find: the first character suffering from alcohol...
4.27 Padfoot Returns
11 Jul 2022
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This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 27 - Padfoot Returns. Inside this episode you’ll find: a new rat-based diet, the backstory of Mr. Crouch, a...
4.26 The Second Task
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 26 - The Second Task. Inside this episode you’ll find: two gold foals and honestly that’s all that should...
4.25 The Egg and the Eye
27 Jun 2022
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This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 25 - The Egg and the Eye. Inside this episode you’ll find: a peeping Myrtle, ONE HUNDRED TAPS, and mischief...
4.24 Rita Skeeter’s Scoop
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 24 - Rita Skeeter’s Scoop. Inside this episode you’ll find: more stuff to ignore about Bagman and his Z p...
4.23 The Yule Ball
13 Jun 2022
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This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 23 - The Yule Ball. Inside this episode you’ll find: an eye-rolling story of an ugly duckling becoming a sw...
4.22 The Unexpected Task
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 22 - The Unexpected Task. Inside this episode you’ll find: magical solutions for Karkaroff’s dental hygie...
4.21 The House-Elf Liberation Front
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 21 - The House-Elf Liberation Front. Inside this episode you’ll find: Dobby joining Fagin’s gang from Oli...
4.20 The First Task
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 20 - The First Task. Inside this episode you’ll find: the beginning of the Fleur for Champion campaign, pra...
4.19 The Hungarian Horntail
16 May 2022
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This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 19 - The Hungarian Horntail. Inside this episode you’ll find: questions on how long the walk to Hagrid’s ...
4.18 The Weighing of the Wands
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 18 - The Weighing of the Wands. Inside this episode you’ll find: the lore of Veela, large mannish hands, an...
4.17 The Four Champions
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 17 - The Four Champions. Inside this episode you’ll find: part two of a two part series about binding magic...
4.16 The Goblet of Fire
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 16, The Goblet of Fire. Inside this episode you’ll find: part one of a two part series about binding magical...
4.15 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang
18 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 15, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang. Inside this episode you’ll find: drunk palominos, snow sled sized feet, and ...
4.14 The Unforgivable Curses
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 14, The Unforgivable Curses. Inside this episode you’ll find: imperio, crucio, and abracadabra. Rate! Review...
4.13 Mad-Eye Moody
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 13, Mad-Eye Moody. Inside this episode you’ll find: skrewts, owls, ferrets, and BUBOTUBER PUS. Thank you to ...
4.12 The Triwizard Tournament
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 12, The Triwizard Tournament. Inside this episode you’ll find: some beautiful couplets attributed to the Sor...
4.11 Aboard the Hogwarts Express
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 11, Aboard the Hogwarts Express. Inside this episode you’ll find: a campaign slogan for 2024, why Hogwarts c...
4.10 Mayhem at the Ministry
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 10, Mayhem at the Ministry. Inside this episode you’ll find: the life and times of Hedwig and her wig shop, ...
4.9 The Dark Mark
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 9, The Dark Mark. Inside this episode you’ll find: worries about how Muggles are being treated, a return of ...
4.8 The Quidditch World Cup
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 8, The Quidditch World Cup. Inside this episode you’ll find: a brand new juicy affair we’ve made up, the L...
4.7 Bagman and Crouch
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 7, Bagman and Crouch. Inside this episode you’ll find: Kevin the soon-to-be criminal, a return of Oliver Woo...
4.6 The Portkey
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're back with chapter 6, The Portkey! Adam and Arri discuss all things accio, apparition, and portkeys as we get paragraphs worth of infor...
4.5 Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Arri and Adam discuss Chapter 5, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes! Hear all about the sexiest Weasley brother, the character Adam most identifies w...
4.4 Back to the Burrow
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join Adam and Arri as they floo network their way into Chapter 4, Back to the Burrow! Adam is truly unhinged this episode as they discuss muscle-boy C...
4.3 The Invitation
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're back again learning about the Durselys and this time they're on a diet! Feast (but not too much) on some grapefruit as we discuss diet culture, ...
4.2 The Scar
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
For the fourth book in a row, we are given explanation as to who Harry is, what his closest relationships are, and just how shrill Hermione's voice tr...
4.1 The Riddle House
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Let's take a dive into the fourth book in the series, shall we? This week, we talk about Chapter 1, The Riddle House. We discuss its uniqueness among ...
BONUS #4 - Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Howgwarts
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back witches and wizards and everyone else in between! Listen along as Adam and Arri discuss the newest HBO Max special and all the talking he...
3.24 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. Alfonso Cuarón - Part 2
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we finally close season three of this podcast with our finale of the film adaptation! Arri and Adam discuss many topics, including more hats...
3.23 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. Afonso Cuarón - Part 1
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wow, we've finally made it to the third movie! This week it's just Adam and Arri, but the debate will be heavy as to whether or not this movie is the ...
3.22 Owl Post Again
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 22, Owl Post Again. Inside this episode you’ll find: more discussion on Jo’s writing style...
3.21 Hermione's Secret
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 21, Hermione’s Secret. Inside this episode you’ll find: confusion around the topic of time...
BONUS #3 - She Went to D*B
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Listen, our schedules were crazy this past week, so you're getting a bonus episode. And to the listener who isn't convinced that Allie and Adam are fr...
3.20 The Dementor's Kiss
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 20, The Dementor’s Kiss. Inside this episode you’ll find: Crookshanks leading the way, a d...
3.19 The Servant of Lord Voldemort
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 19, The Servant of Lord Voldemort. Inside this episode you’ll find: a discussion of the scen...
3.18 Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 18, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Inside this episode you’ll find: questions on the ...
3.17 Cat, Rat, and Dog
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 17, Cat, Rat, and Dog. Inside this episode you’ll find: bemoaning miscommunication as a plot...
3.16 Professor Trelawney's Prediction
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 16, Professor Trelawney’s Prediction. Inside this episode you’ll find: a realization on th...
3.15 The Quidditch Final
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 15, The Quidditch Final. Inside this episode you’ll find: the last chapter in regards to Qui...
3.14 Snape's Grudge
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 14, Snape’s Grudge. Inside this episode you’ll find: Hagrid trying to shame Harry into doi...
3.13 Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 13, Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw. Inside this episode you’ll find: more g*d*mn Quidditch, Min...
3.12 The Patronus
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 12, The Patronus. Inside this episode you’ll find: Lupin stiffening, Harry being more enamor...
3.11 The Firebolt
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 11, The Firebolt. Inside this episode you’ll find: a debate about whether the adults did the...
3.10 The Marauder's Map
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 10, The Marauder’s Map. Inside this episode you’ll find: a bunch of questions on the backs...
3.9 Grim Defeat
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 9, Grim Defeat. Inside this episode you’ll find: more questions about Quidditch (unfortunate...
3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 8, Flight of the Fat Lady. Inside this episode you’ll find: the longest conversation about Q...
3.7 The Boggart in the Wardrobe
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 7, The Boggart in the Wardrobe. Inside this episode you’ll find: further discussion on why S...
3.6 Talons and Tea Leaves
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 6, Talons and Tea Leaves. Inside this episode you’ll find: an absolute STANNING of Sybill Tr...
3.5 The Dementor
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 5, The Dementor. Inside this episode you’ll find: Jo’s famous red herring trope coming int...
3.4 The Leaky Cauldron
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 4, The Leaky Cauldron. Inside this episode you’ll find: the real-time discovery that rivals ...
3.3 The Knight Bus
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 3, The Knight Bus. Inside this episode you’ll find: a conversation on wizarding transportati...
3.2 Aunt Marge's Big Mistake
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 2, Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake. Inside this episode you’ll find: a foray into Jo’s weird fa...
3.1 Owl Post
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri talk about Chapter 1, Owl Post. Inside this episode you’ll find: a discussion on the volume at which Harry writes u...
2.20 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) dir. Chris Columbus - Part 2
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, it's all come to this. In this final episode, we finish what we started last week - our takes on every moment of the second film in the serie...
2.19 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) dir. Chris Columbus - Part 1
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we've made it. We're here, and just when you thought we had said everything there could be said about this book, we've got two entire episodes c...
BONUS #2 - Allie's Apology & More!
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever wanted to sit in and hear the hours of nonsense that's cut from each episode we do? Have we got a bonus for you, then! This week, we sta...
2.18 Dobby's Reward
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 18, Dobby's Reward. Inside this episode you'll find a discussion on whether Justin Finch Fletc...
2.17 The Heir of Slytherin
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 17, The Heir of Slytherin. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the rules of ana...
2.16 The Chamber of Secrets
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 16, The Chamber of Secrets. Inside this episode, you'll find a discussion on how to breed basi...
Trailer: Harry Potter and the Anxious Millennials
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Take a Nimbus 2001 ride with us as we fly through each chapter of the Harry Potter series, week by week. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Twitter & Instag...
2.15 Aragog
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 15, Aragog. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the wife of Aragog, Mosag, Alli...
2.14 Cornelius Fudge
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 14, Cornelius Fudge. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on whether the Hogwarts b...
2.13 The Very Secret Diary
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 13, The Very Secret Diary. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the difference b...
2.12 The Polyjuice Potion
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 12, The Polyjuice Potion. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the limits of mag...
2.11 The Duelling Club
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 11, The Duelling Club. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the most plot heavy ...
2.10 The Rogue Bludger
28 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 10, The Rogue Bludger. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on Dumbledore’s abili...
2.9 The Writing on the Wall
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 9, The Writing on the Wall. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the worst posit...
2.8 The Deathday Party
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 8, The Deathday Party. Inside this episode, you'll find every single question you've ever consi...
2.7 Mudbloods and Murmurs
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 7, Mudbloods and Murmurs. In it, you'll find a discussion of racial (?) slurs in the wizarding...
2.6 Gilderoy Lockhart
30 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 6, Gilderoy Lockhart. In it you’ll find a discussion of the man, the myth, and the legend, G...
2.5 The Whomping Willow
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts Allie, Adam, and Arri fly into this chapter and discuss why Harry and Ron never stop to think, their worst travel memories, and whether or not y...
2.4 At Flourish and Blotts
16 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Allie, Adam, and Arri discuss the societal implications of Floo Powder, the insanity of fist-fighting when you have magic at your disposal, ...
2.3 The Burrow
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back! This week, we're flying straight to The Burrow, the home of the Weasley family. The trio discusses such topics as why the Weasley's are ...
2.2 Dobby's Warning
02 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we find out just WHO is on Harry's bed while the dinner party goes on downstairs! It's Dobby, the house elf! That's right, we crash straigh...