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JD Vance is such a loser

25 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What controversial actions does JD Vance defend regarding ICE?

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J.D. Vance is in Murderapolis.

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2.194 - 16.234 JD Vance

Able to do their jobs without being harassed, without being doxxed, and sometimes without being assaulted. That's totally unacceptable. And that's one of the things that I want to send a message to is, yes, come out and protest, protest me, protest our immigration policy, but do it peacefully.

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16.434 - 23.344 JD Vance

If you assault a law enforcement officer, the Trump administration and the Department of Justice is going to prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.

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Chapter 2: How does JD Vance describe the environment for law enforcement officers?

23.665 - 42.728 JD Vance

Shut up. I want to show some support for these guys who, frankly... are operating in a very, very tough environment. I heard a lot of stories today about that that I think drives home just how chaotic the environment on the ground here has already gotten. For example, did you know that within the last, I think, week or so, maybe even more recently than that, you had a couple of ICE officers

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who were off-duty, who had been doxxed online, who were sitting and having a meal at a restaurant in Minneapolis when a bunch of agitators showed up, locked the door, made them feel like they were in danger for their lives, and then of course it was federal law enforcement officers who had to come up, lower the temperature on the situation, and actually get those two off-duty officers to avoid safety.

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65.704 - 69.93 HasanAbi

Now imagine if you were alive and in your perspective on law enforcement,

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If you can't even go to a restaurant without some. How dare you hurt my feelings, my feelings.

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I got a boo boo. Get out of here, man.

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A very, frankly, that's crazy.

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That's crazy.

83.504 - 96.357 JD Vance

But also by some of the state and local law enforcement officials who could do a much better job in cooperating and working. And by the way, I'm not talking about the cops who these guys on the ground. The cops are very sympathetic to what they're dealing with.

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What the fuck's going on here with this goddamn video?

Chapter 3: What incidents highlight the dangers faced by ICE officers?

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All of a sudden... An illegal immigrant shows up. They don't know it's an illegal immigrant. And then a bunch of ICE officers descend. Now these people just want to go to work. They want to go to work safely. And now all of a sudden there's a major law enforcement operation happening right outside their place of business.

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163.794 - 175.213 JD Vance

Now from one perspective, I certainly understand why a business leader or why an employee would say, well, what's going on? It's a little scary no matter your position in life if a bunch of cop cars show up and they're arresting somebody.

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Now, the additional context is that we know that people online have been encouraging illegal immigrants that one way they can evade arrest is by showing up at a legitimate place of business, making it impossible for these guys to actually enforce their immigration laws.

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So while I can understand the perspective of somebody who doesn't want to see an arrest happen at their place of work, I can also understand the perspective of our immigration enforcement officers who have to do their job and can't allow a heckler's veto over our immigration enforcement. And so much of what's gone wrong is the failure to do that. And here's the point.

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We can do a good job of enforcing our immigration laws without the chaos, but it actually requires the cooperation of state and local officials. If you look at blue cities and blue states, red cities and red states, you go to Austin, Texas or Memphis, Tennessee,

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You go to the state of Texas, obviously a very red state, or the state of Tennessee, a very red state, but you've got blue cities within those states, you do not have this level of chaos. The reason why things have gotten so out of hand is because of failure of cooperation between the state and local authorities and what these guys are trying to do.

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We have a ton of resources, a ton of ICE agents in this city right now that I would rather us not have. I'd love to send those guys home. They're not even doing targeted immigration enforcement. They are trying to protect ICE officers who are doing immigration enforcement because when a crowd surrounds them and these guys call 911, the local officials, the local cops have been told to stand down.

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By the way, this is literally reverse Tim Walz, okay? This is part of the reason why I think Jeannie Vance sucks and will never make it.

279.852 - 299.295 HasanAbi

okay because he's far too liberal coded okay the way he tries to like justify this through through uh legal language and uh and and tries to reach out to the hearts and minds of like liberals like no man you can't do fascist standpoint theory from the perspective of the gestapo okay

Chapter 4: How does JD Vance suggest local officials should cooperate with immigration enforcement?

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Vance is going to be continuing the movement, you shouldn't be making him do this. This is a cleanup job.

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532.238 - 553.382 JD Vance

Alien father. The father ran. So the story is that ICE detained a five-year-old. Well, what are they supposed to do? Are they supposed to let a five-year-old child freeze to death? Are they not supposed to arrest an illegal alien in the United States of America if the argument is that you can't arrest people who have violated our laws because they have children

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then every single parent is going to be completely given immunity from ever being the subject of law enforcement.

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559.914 - 567.752 HasanAbi

He's literally saying the five-year-old was detained as bait to draw out the father, and that's good. What are we supposed to do, not do that?

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567.812 - 588.981 JD Vance

Yeah, the answer is yes, you f***ing a**hole. We don't want ICE arresting American citizens. They're supposed to be enforcing the immigration laws against illegal aliens. So then I look into it and I find out that the American citizen who was arrested took a swing at an ICE officer. You can't have that happen. And of course they have to defend themselves.

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And of course they have the right to detain somebody who assaults a law enforcement officer. Now, this is my point. Do we want these things to happen? Do we want these arrests to be so chaotic? No, we don't. These guys want it least of all. But if we had a little cooperation from local and state officials, I think the chaos would go way down in this community. Go ahead.

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After the Rene Good shooting, sir, the administration seemed to suggest that ICE officers enjoyed near complete immunity. But today you told the Washington Examiner that when appropriate, the administration might take disciplinary actions against ICE agents. So is that a change of opinion? And if so, why the change of tone?

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No, I didn't say, and I don't think any other official within the Trump administration said that officers who engaged in wrongdoing would enjoy immunity. That's absurd. What I did say is that when federal law enforcement officers violate the law, that is typically something that federal officials would look into. We don't want these guys to have kangaroo courts.

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We want them to actually have real due process, real investigation, because, again, sometimes they're accused of wrongdoing, and it turns out when you learn the context, They didn't actually do anything wrong. But of course, we're going to investigate these things.

Chapter 5: What challenges are presented by the lack of local cooperation in immigration enforcement?

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Yeah, serving someone paperwork is not a justification to violate the Fourth Amendment. It's not the equivalent of being shot at.

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919.864 - 936.192 JD Vance

Yeah, no is proposed in the Department of Justice. is that we can get administrative warrants to enforce administrative immigration law. Now, it's possible, I guess, that the courts will say no, and of course, if the courts say no, we would follow that law, but nobody is talking about doing immigration enforcement without a warrant.

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We're talking about different types of warrants that exist in our system. Yes.

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939.938 - 957.953 HasanAbi

Typically, what happens... An administrative warrant is nothing. It's nothing. It's like a McDonald's manager, okay? What the f*** do you mean? That doesn't mean anything. It's not a f***ing... is not a valid warrant to actually go into someone's home. And everyone knows this. You went to law school. You were a JAG lawyer. You know that it's not legal.

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957.973 - 967.302 JD Vance

Shut the fuck up. Never going to enter somebody's house without some kind of a warrant, unless, of course, Somebody's firing on an officer or they have to do something in order to protect themselves.

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Do you believe that you can forcibly enter with an administrative warrant or would that be a violation of the Fourth Amendment?

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Well, our understanding is that you can enforce the immigration laws of the country under an administrative order. if you have an administrative warrant. That's what we think. That's our understanding of the law. That's our best faith attempt to understand the law.

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Again, this is something courts will weigh in on. I won't speak to that.

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It's done through the administrative law system. We're going to continue that practice just as they did in the Biden administration.

Chapter 6: How does JD Vance address accusations of racial profiling by law enforcement?

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You're losing even conservatives right now because that its own officers have been cooperating with ICE all along, handing over criminals once they serve their sentences to ICE officials. Can you concede that there is some cooperation with the state?

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1654.658 - 1656.341 JD Vance

You're wrong.

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1656.922 - 1676.932 HasanAbi

Brother, brother, brother, you can say I'm wrong all day, every day, but the polling shows a different reality. Yeah, you got majority everywhere across the board saying that ICE's presence in communities is more harmful than helpful. OK, you got the Emerson poll that just came out. where 57% of the majority think ISIS presence in the community is more harmful than beneficial.

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1676.972 - 1690.089 HasanAbi

Poll released nine hours ago. But the poll I'm referencing is another recent poll that just came out where ISIS approval ratings are underwater as an agency with everyone, with the exception of Republicans. This is what I was actually trying to show you.

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ISIS net approval is minus 27 for all, with Democrats is minus 91%, which is why the Democratic Party not actually taking a more stringent approach, more strict approach to ICE and punishing ICE is insane to me, but expected because they're...

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pussies independence at minus 41 with black people it's minus 71 with hispanic people is minus 41 which by the way this will never not be funny i'm sorry oh my god like that's why i get i i laugh whenever you see like another federal agent being like i'm a black panther party member and actually ice is not our deal we don't care about ice it's like you're not

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You're a federal law enforcement officer that is undercover, that is presenting himself as a Black Panther person. You're not Black Panther party material. Let's be real, okay? You can't even abide by the anger that black people feel towards this kind of federal incursion in every community in black and brown neighborhoods. You're just trying to do propaganda.

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Anyway, white people is at minus 15%, which is expected. But even then, look at that, white people at minus 15%. That's crazy. This is the most reactionary subgroup in the country, and it's at minus 15% approval. Net disapproval overall, except for, ding, ding, ding, Republicans at plus 58%. This is what I was talking about.

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There is a very real fissure in this country where the overwhelming majority of this nation state is frustrated with Trump, is frustrated with their economic conditions not improving, is frustrated with what Trump is doing, all this, like, f*** it overseas, where they're like, why do I care about it? taking Greenland, suck my dick, I don't care, fix the prices, right?

Chapter 7: What are the implications of ICE's presence in communities according to the discussion?

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But like but remember, it doesn't even matter. Right. It doesn't even matter because it's only 20 percent of citizens. No, not even voters. I would say 20 percent of citizens in this country. I'm being as open minded to like how large this group is. So if you're constantly surrounded by people that are representatives of that 20 percent, you think everyone is like this.

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Every right winger is like this. Most right-wingers, outside of that 20%, you can have a conversation with and get them to understand that it's completely ridiculous what the Trump administration is doing.

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