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Billy Bunter

25 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by weather expert and Burnley fan John Kettley, football commentator Clive Tyldesley, comedian and Arsenal fan Ian Stone, com...

Beckham's Beehive

24 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by food eating extraordinaire Kate Ovens, comedian and Arsenal fan Bilal Zafar and beekeeper Mario Lopez. The guys also broug...

NEXT!

23 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by author and Boro fan Daniel Gray, former Burnley captain Frank Sinclair, gym owner Aaron Tyler and a sports journalist base...

Is that Daniel Farke or Judith Chalmers?

22 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by comedian and Crystal Palace fan Kevin Day and TV reviewer and Brighton fan Mike Ward. The guys also bring you Striker part...

Do brain surgeons look down on perspex manufacturers?

19 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy talk all things drumming with Stuart Pearce, enjoy an afternoon drink with the 'wine tipster' Neil Phillips and round up the week's spor...

On the bus I saw young Mary with her fulsome red lips on the prairie

18 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by Liverpool supporting comedian Adam Rowe, the man behind Steve Bruce Ian Danter and reflected on the return of the Premier...

Mr Parry's Tax Haven

17 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by the one and only Mike Parry, former world snooker champion Dennis Taylor and comedian & pub landlord Al Murray. The g...

A disappointing lack of top hats

16 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by racing commentator Rupert Bell on day one of a top hat-less Royal Ascot, comedian and friend of the show Andy Smart counts...

Project Respert

15 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by Charlton chaplain Matt Baker, Simon Brodkin as Jason Bent, Martin Ellis-Jones from Hetherington Hats and organiser of the ...

Saliva News

12 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by musician Ian Prowse, legendary commentator John Motson and squad number nine Martin Kelner. The guys also brought you Str...

Nooit opgeven altijd doorzetten, Aangenaam door vermaak en nuttig door ontspanning, Combinatie Breda

11 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by Strictly star Anton Du Beke, Fast Show star Simon Day as Geoffrey Allerton and Toast of London star Robert Bathurst. The ...

Magna Carta: Twelve Fifteen

10 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by talkSPORT royalty Mike Parry, singer and songwriter Callum Beattie, comedian and Swindon fan Ivo Graham, father of the yea...

Animatronic Spy Pigeons

09 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by former England prop Jeff Probyn and comedian & film connoisseur Andy Smart. The guys also bring you a Clips of the Wee...

Barnes in the Buff & Ken Guardiola

08 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by head of commercial at Crawley Town Joe Comper, holder of 150 world records (and counting) David Rush and the legendary Dav...

These Poots are made for Walking

05 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by Squad Number 9 Martin Kelner, Mike Ward runs them through the weekend of TV and Motty reminisces on his encounters with th...

Unprompted facts about the 1970 World Cup

04 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by Strictly legend Len Goodman, comedian and cricket tragic Andy Zaltzman and The Moose brings them another 'Golden Years' qu...

Small Man in a Box

03 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy bring you a chat with comedian Kevin Day, talkSPORT legend Mike Parry, The Daily Star's TV guru Mike Ward and Sunderland Till I Die star...

Stick that up your Kilt

02 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by comedian and friend of the show Andy Smart, looked back on a momentous sporting 'on this day' moment, and got the latest ...

His Feet Are Like Flames Of Goal-scoring Machines

01 Jun 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by double Olympic gold medallist Daley Thompson, comedian Terry Alderton, impressionist Simon Brodkin and the world's foremo...

I Should Be Solanke

29 May 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by Homing author Jon Day, West Brom striker Hal Robson-Kanu, squad number nine Martin Kelner and TV reviewer Mike Ward. The ...

Keegan In Space

28 May 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by Golden Years host Ian Abrahams, Galactc Keegan author Scott Innes, comedian and Arsenal fan Jacob Hawley adn creators of ...

The Snake Inn Your Back

27 May 2020

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Paul and Andy were once again joined by talkSPORT royalty Mike Parry and TV Critic Mike Ward. You, the listener, also got involved in the 'bad superma...

The Moment That Made Clive Tyldesley's Career

26 May 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by musician and Man United fan Tim Burgess, comedian and film connoisseur Andy Smart, football commentator Clive Tyldesley a...

Autobiography Wars

25 May 2020

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Max Rushden and Chalie Baker were joined by international auctioneer Richard Madley and sports psychotherapist Gary Bloom. The guys also brought you A...

The Mutton Files

22 May 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by co-founder of Stay At Home Be At The Game Tom Hickson, comedian Matt Forde,Squad Number Nine Martin Kelner and TV Reviewer...

Did chocolate digestives break up The Beatles?

21 May 2020

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Paul and Andy find out what The Fast Show's Billy Bleach is up to in lockdown (and *definitely* not someone called Simon Day), The Moose gives them hi...

Can Andy avoid calling Roy Cropper 'Roy Cropper'?

20 May 2020

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Paul and Andy talk all things sneakers, check-in on Mike Parry in lockdown, spin the Clips of the Week 'wheel of fortune' again, get the latest editio...

It's all Schmitz and Giggles

19 May 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by German comedy ambassador Henning Wehn which leads to some new rhyming slang, Aussie broadcaster Tony Schibeci explains the...

Did Elton Welsby ever duet with Michael Buble?

18 May 2020

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Paul and Andy spin the Clips of the Week 'Wheel of Fortune', get the latest edition of Steve Bruce's Striker, preview the night's TV with Mike Ward, c...

Donald Trimp and Donald Tramp

15 May 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by CEO of Liquidnano Andy Middleton, actor Ceallagh Spellman, the one and only John Motson and Squad Number Nine Martin Keln...

No Rich Bald Men

14 May 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by reformed criminal Tony Beckton, Golden Years host with the most The Moose, golf enthusiast Ed Sandison, comedian Ivo Grah...

Mr Parry's Brain Helmet

13 May 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by talkSPORT legend Mike Parry, impressionist Luke Kempner and TV critic Mike Ward. The guys also brought you part 35 of Stri...

#NutsInYourHandChallenge

12 May 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by comedian Tim Vine, Real Kashmir Fc boss Davie Robertson, comedian and film connoisseur Andy Smart and TV Reviewer Mike Wa...

Nothing Worse Than a Dry Knob

11 May 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by knob-eating champ Kate Scott as well as comedian and Grimsby fan Lloyd Griffith. The guys also bring you day eleven of the...

Motty Burns Down Stockley Park

08 May 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by legendary broadcasters Jim Rosenthal and John Motson as well as Cowpat Chris for the Birthday Spread, Squad Number Nine M...

Graham Courtney’s Home Workout

07 May 2020

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Harold Bore and his 95mph combine

06 May 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by talkSPORT legend Mike Parry, MCC member John 'Fingers' Fingleton, and Daily Star TV reviewer Mike Ward...plus they bring y...

Tim Key is alone

05 May 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by by comedian Tim Key, legendary children's entertainer Jeremy Lion, and friend of the show Andy Smart...plus they bring you...

Out of date Fish Sauce

04 May 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by the director of The Last Dance and a man who thinks the Premier League season should be played out in Perth, Australia......

Martin Kelner's Premier S*** Hole

01 May 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by Gloucestershire Cricketer Benny Howell, Professional Golfer Ian Poulter, listener Stuart for the Birthday Spread, Squad N...

Sue's Henna Hair Dye Delivery

30 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by comedian Simon Day as Dave Angel, Ian 'Golden Years' Abrahams, panini sticker collectors Lauren and John Moore and former...

DIY PPE

29 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by talkSPORT legend Mike Parry, batting performance coach Gio Colussi, comedian Josh Widdicombe and TV producer Jeff Pope. T...

That's Isolation

28 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by Charlton Assistant Manager Johnnie Jackson, film connoisseur Andy Smart and stand-in producer Jamie with a Reverse Celebr...

Don't Arf Me

27 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy took you back to day four of their trip to Russia for the 2018 World Cup, former Stoke defender Danny Higginbotham joined the guys with ...

Steve Bruce's hari-kari

24 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy reminisce about classic football shirts with the man who wrote the book on them, Neil Heard, round up the week's sport on TV with Martin...

The Alan Brazil Pub Crawl Board Game

23 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by science editor for The Times Tom Whipple, Ian 'The Golden Years' Abrahams and comedian and Spurs fan Jake Lambert. They a...

Hyena....Sharples

22 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy speak to actor, comedian and friend of the show Sanjeev Bhaskar, talkSPORT royalty Mike Parry, TV reviewer Mike Ward, get the latest ins...

The One With All The Technical Difficulties (Part II)

21 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy once again through some technical issues to bring you a truncated podcast; featuring West Ham legend Alvin Martin, Newcastle cult hero T...

Sprouts for Revels

20 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by actor and comedian Tony Way as well as Spanish football expert Paul Breen-Turner. They also brought you Striker part 18 a...

Andy's Massive...Pillows

17 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy brought you Steve Bruce's Striker part 17 with Ian Danter, day four of their trip to France in 2016, Martin Kelner's look back on a week...

#AskSue

16 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by the Moose with a third edition of his Golden Years programme quiz. they also took you back to day three of their trip to ...

Marbula 1

15 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined Oxford striker and Tik Tok sensation Jamie Mackie, they put Mike Parry to the test in his specialist mastermind subject and ...

Mr Gary Prom

14 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by the brilliant Chris Tarrant, the hilarious Andy Smart and the legendary John Motson! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

Roll Your Own Hawksbee and Jacobs

13 Apr 2020

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Max Rushden and Charlie Baker were in for Paul and Andy today and they brought you a day full of live sport! Arsenal went to Wolves for a game of Roll...

I, Claudia

10 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy speak to comedian Kevin Day, reflect on the life of Bobby Moore with John Motson and Jonathan Pearce, catch up with Squad Number 9 Marti...

Alan Knott's Landing

09 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by Nottinghamshire batsman Chris Nash, Ian 'The Moose' Abrahams, Dants as Steve Bruce, the voice of Golf Bob Bubka and comed...

Mike Parry's Apache Assassin

08 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by commentating royalty Mike Ingham, talkSPORT royalty Mike Parry, comedian Justin Moorhouse, TV reviewer Mike Ward and bring...

The One With All The Technical Difficulties

07 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy battled through some mammoth technical issues to bring you a chat with comedian Dom Holland, commentator Stuart Pyke who's found some al...

Paul's 'Joe Exotic' haircut

06 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by comedian Elliot Steel and one half of the Hairy Bikers Dave Myers, Dants has the latest edition of Steve Bruce's murder m...

Timm Klose's Porn Hub Own Goal

03 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by talkSPORT's top impressionist Ian Danter, legendary commentator John Motson, former Wimbledon boss Bobby Gould, squad num...

Beckham's Bleeding Slaw Sauce

02 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by the Moose for the second edition of his Golden Years quiz, comedian and prankstar Simon Brodkin, and TV reviewer Mike Ward...

Sweaty Betty's Gym Equipment

01 Apr 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by comedian and TV host Harry Hill, talkSPORT presenter and soon to be inventor Mike Parry, talkSPORT Horse Racing Commentat...

Graham Gooch's Oversized Knickers

31 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by former Bristol City forward Paul Cheesley, Ian Danter as Steve Bruce with Striker Part 5 and Golf correspondent Bob Bubka....

Paul Hawksbee and Barry White on talkSPORT

30 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by cricket writer John Etheridge, legendary football commentator John Motson, Ian Danter as Steve Bruce and TV reviewer Mike ...

Falling Microphone

27 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by comedian and Chelsea fan Omid Djalili, talkSPORT's head of impressions Ian Danter, former Nottingham Forest GK Mark Cross...

Britain's Oldest Dog in the Human Leagues

26 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by football commentator Clive Tyldesley, talkSPORT reporter the Moose and TV reviewer Mike Ward. They also took you back to ...

The Experiment

25 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy broke new ground today as every member of the team worked from different locations. And it proved somewhat difficult. They were joined b...

Eyes or Testicles?

24 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by talkSPORT racing commentator Rupert Bell, talkSPORT football commentator Ian Danter and the Daily Star's TV Reviewer Mike ...

The Price of Chips

23 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined by talkSPORT Racing Commentator Rupert Bell for the Irish Stallion Farms EBF Maiden Race, Motty gets nostalgic about some cla...

Telex Proposal

20 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by Rupert Bell who brought you commentary of the Love Your Mum At The Races Weekend Median Auction Race from Dundalk. Frank ...

The Ichabod Pod

19 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by impressionist Alistair McGowan, talkSPORT presenter and celebrity Everton fan Mike Parry, Dr. Karl Kennedy from Neighbour...

Nicky Butt Was Immense

18 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by barber Rob from Turnstyles, legendary cricket broadcaster David Bumble Lloyd on his birthday and comedian & Palace fa...

Milking mares and Pearson about

17 Mar 2020

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H&J introduce Rupert Bell to a new health drink, and 'Pearson about' makes a much welcome return Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

Double Yolk Grand Slam

16 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by comedian and Elvis Presley impersonator Tim Vine. They guys were also joined on the line by a man in lockdo...

Are you two Jockeys?

13 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined on Cheltenham Gold Cup Day by budding boxer Paddy Power as well as magician Richard Jones and comedian Andy Smart. Hosted on...

Cream's Last Gig at the Albert Hall

12 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy take in their fourth day at the Cheltenham Festival Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Diamond Gyoza

11 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy take in their third day at the Cheltenham Festival Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

10 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy take in their second day at the Cheltenham Races from the Paddy Power Tent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Escalado

09 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy are at the Cheltenham Races, soaking in the atmosphere at the Lansdown Pub Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan Ayew's New Energy Supplier

06 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by squad number nine Martin Kelner as well as John Motson, Matt the tailor and Alvin Martin. Hosted on Acast. ...

Return of the Sockley

05 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by comedian and Spurs fan David Alfie Ward. The guys also found out why Tyson Fury's opted to stay in Morecamb...

The Smoothest Opener

04 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by cruiser weight boxer Jordan Thompson who was in Tyson Fury's camp for the recent Deontay Wilder fight. The g...

A Menu Fit for a King (in 1617)

03 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by goal-scoring SoccerAid midfielder Kem Cetinay from Love Island as well as comedian and Southampton fan Paul ...

Andy "Gualtieri Hector Andres" Jacobs

02 Mar 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by John Foster of the Cornish Pasty Association and celebrity Pompey fan Adam Darke. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...

Blood Vial D.I.Y

28 Feb 2020

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Max and Charlie are joined in the studio by former F1 now Indycar driver Max Chilton and squad number nine Martin Kelner. The guys were also joined by...

Terry Alderton Shattered My Dreams

27 Feb 2020

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Max Rushden and Terry Alderton were joined in the studio by comedian and Swindon Town fan Ivo Graham as well as motor racing journalist and author Kev...

The Least Laddy Stag Do's

26 Feb 2020

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Max and Charlie were joined in the studio by Cycling journalist Kenny Pryde promoting his new book 'The Medal Factory' and actor Ian Hart promoting an...

Rob and Ainsley in for Max and Charlie in for Paul and Andy

25 Feb 2020

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Max and Charlie are joined in the studio by DJ Trevor Nelson as well as comedians Chris McCausland and Rob Rouse - the latter of which was briefly gat...

Unjolly Farmers

24 Feb 2020

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Max Rushden and Charlie Baker are joined by Speedo Mick who completed his charity walk over the weekend and former England full-back Danny Mills who's...

Live from The George Pub in Twickenham

21 Feb 2020

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Paul and Charlie are joined in the George Pub in Twickenham by squad number nine Martin Kelner, comedian Dom Holland and former England fly-half Kyran...

Waffle the Wonder Dog - Teenage Years

20 Feb 2020

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Paul and Charlie are joined in the studio by Waffle the Wonder Dog star James Merry. The guys are also joined by Men's Style Editor at the Telegraph S...

An unfamiliar hose

19 Feb 2020

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Geoff Thomas is in the studio talking about that miss amongst other things. Charlie has stories about the GC and a mistake in a homeware store Hosted...

VARfest

18 Feb 2020

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Paul and Charlie talk questionable VAR decisions and gluten-free pasties, and comedian Adam Rowe joins them in the studio Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

The Masked Manager

17 Feb 2020

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Paul and Charlie Baker are joined by; Norwegian football expert Lars Sivertsen to discuss pensions being topped up by Erling Braut Haland, Dr Nick Nea...

Steve Peri Peri Chicken

14 Feb 2020

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Paul and Max are joined in the studio by Flip and Speedy from the Harlem Globetrotters. The guys were also joined by Steve Chicken who had an issue wh...

Post Office Cadets

13 Feb 2020

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Paul Hawksbee and Max Rushden are joined by chartered trademark attorney Lee Curtis. And the listeners come up with reasons to shame Maurizio Sarri's ...

Steyn Alive

12 Feb 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by comedian and Arsenal fan Jacob Hawley ahead of his latest solo show at the Soho Theatre, Faliraki. And with...

Jose Mournho's Ear Hairs

11 Feb 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by football freestyler Jack Downer on the rise of Panna football. The guys are also joined by Saf from Haks Osc...

Invictus

10 Feb 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by comedian and voice over artist Terry Alderton as well as musician and actor Martin Kemp. Hosted on Acast. S...

Great People Don't Win Awards

07 Feb 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by squad number nine Martin Kelner for a week of sport on TV. The guys were also joined by former Sheffield Un...