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How to treat a nosebleed

06 Feb 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in he studio by actor and Man United fan Ralf Little as well as stats expert Matt Scott who crunched the numbers on Premier ...

Parrot on a lead?

05 Feb 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by The Sleep Geek, James Wilson as well as comedian, Man United fan and running enthusiast Paul Tonkinson. Hos...

Southgate's Waistcoat Windfall

04 Feb 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by co-creator of The Inbetweeners, Iain Morris to promote his upcoming sitcom 'The First Team'. The guys were ...

It's time to get going

03 Feb 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by science writer and broadcaster Dr Adam Rutherford to discuss his new book 'How To Argue With A Racist'. The...

Keith Arthur's Knife In The Bum

31 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by actor and Liverpool fan David Morrissey as well as squad number nine Martin Kelner. Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Iceland in Iceland

30 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by former Olympian turned Times columnist Matthew Syed as well as comedian and Everton fan Sam Avery. Hosted ...

Green Flash Olympics

29 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by Sumo Wrestling expert John Gunning as well as comedian and former Southend goalkeeper Terry Alderton. Hosted on Acast. Se...

Comics, Crouchy's goldfish and £30 coffee

28 Jan 2020

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Comedians Kojo Anim and Dane Baptiste join H&J in the studio, as well as former England cricketer Ebony Rainford-Brent. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Safe Sussex and the Archbishop of Canterbury FC

27 Jan 2020

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H&J chat to Rev Pouya Heidari, the captain of a new Priest-only football team. Andy's memory is put to the test again in 'Don't ask me' Hosted on...

Tranmore Ravers

24 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by comedian Alexei Sayle as well as squad number nine Martin Kelner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Topless at Lords'

23 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by comedian, Leeds United fan and fishing enthusiast Rob Auton ahead of his new UK tour 'The Time Show'. And fi...

Luis Soiree's Having A Party

22 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by comedian and Bristol City fan Mark Watson. The guys were also joined by director of Farrow & Farrow's E...

More Points Than Norwich

21 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by engineer and inventor Andy Jennings who's spent close to 200 hours making a wheelie bin that goes 36mph. H...

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

20 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by comedian and Crystal Palace fan Kevin Day on National Penguin Awareness Day. As well as, Garrett Millerick ...

The Wrong Keith Cooper

17 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by squad number nine, Martin Kelner for a week of sport on TV. As well as the legendary duo (for different rea...

Woke Richard & Judy

16 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by Oxford City FC's commercial director to tell them if Finn Tapp's appearance on Love Island will be good for business. Plu...

As bald as a David Coote

15 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by comedian and forest fan Matt Forde as more dates are added to his 'Brexit, Pursued By A Bear' tour. Plus, t...

Jon Snow's Heating System

14 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by comedian and Liverpool fan Alfie Brown who's taking his Imagination show on tour. As well as, comedy store ...

Whiskey's Gone

13 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy had a chat about the weekend's football, a renovation to the way VAR works and Andy Murray's hamster... amongst other things. Hosted on ...

elGordo Suspensions

10 Jan 2020

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Max Rushden and Andy Jacobs were joined in the studio by actors and comedians Tom Davis and Simon Day to have a chat about their new show 'King Gary' ...

£2,919.00

09 Jan 2020

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Max Rushen and Andy Jacobs were joined in the studio by The Sun's TV critic Ally Ross to compare Scotland's youngsters with Brazil's. And two-time Oly...

Wayne Rooney's Supermarket Sweep

08 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by comedian and chaser Paul Sinha to promote his new tour 'Hazy Little Thing Called Love'. Chef and rugby fan T...

The Steak That Choked Paul Jiggins

07 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined by former Birmingham City striker Geoff Horsfield to have a chat about his foundation to help the homeless. Plus, during the...

OVO

06 Jan 2020

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by Crystal Palace supporting comedian Elliot Steel to react to all the best bits of the FA Cup weekend. Andy a...

Joe Wicks, Motty and an Asparamancer

03 Jan 2020

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Paul Hawksbee is alongside Charlie Baker, and the guys are joined in the studio by 'the Body Coach' Joe Wicks, as well as Motty with his usual spot. ...

Stretcher bearers and skimpy Tuesdays

02 Jan 2020

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Paul Hawksbee is back in the hot seat, with Max Rushden alongside him. They discuss stretcher-bearers, talk darts with Keith Deller, and pick apart Wy...

Crashing NYE parties and clear daylight for offsides?

31 Dec 2019

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It's Max Rushden and Charlie Baker in for H&J again. The guys try and get an invite for NYE tonight, and find out the one thing that listeners hav...

Dodgy offside laws, half-time exits and footballer perfumes

30 Dec 2019

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Max Rushden and Charlie Baker are in for H&J. They talk offside laws with Jonathan Wilson, and find out why Abingdon Town's players went home at h...

Bah humbug

25 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy bring you the best interviews of the year as well as the clips of the year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

H&J Christmas Eve Party 2019

24 Dec 2019

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Paul, Andy and some lucky listeners ate, drank and sang their way through the show with some classic clips sprinkled in between. Hosted on Acast. See ...

You've Only Got One Card

23 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined by Charlie Wyett with his look ahead to the World Cup in Qatar, as well as World Beer Mat Flipping Championships Organiser Ri...

Russian Underpants

20 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined by Hull defender Angus MacDonald with the brilliant news that he's won his battle with bowel cancer, and Squad Number 9 Marti...

Top Ten Stadia Chats

19 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined by World Pie Eating Championships organiser Tony Calahan and gaming expert Jonathan Beales. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Wherefore art thou Custard Creams

18 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined by actor, Brighton and Racing fan Robert Bathurst as well as Ian 'The Moose on the Loose' Abrahams live from Qatar. Find out...

Britain's biggest carp has died

17 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined by the Moose on the loose in Qatar, talkSPORT presenter Luke Moore and Chase the Pudding Race organiser Pam Govier. Hosted o...

SACKley Park

16 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by comedian and Farnborough fan Andy Smart, and - once again - Sockley Park took on this week's Don't Ask Me. ...

He was dead all along

13 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined by musician and football fan Jack Savoretti as well as squad number 9, Martin Kelner. Plus, the guys had a chat about Andy's...

Keep the pin in Anne

12 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined by comedian and host of The Last Leg, Adam Hills to tell them all about his journey with the Warrington Wolves disability te...

Greta Thunberg Pronunciation Guide

11 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined by tennis writer Barry Flatman to tell them about the worst tennis player in the world as well as the Founder & CEO of X...

Rocky Mountain

10 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined by world record ground-hopping NFL fan Jacob Barnor and Brechin City goalkeeper Lewis McMinn who scored a goal from 90 yards...

Ivy Barriers, Lollipops and Sockley flops

09 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by musician and Spurs fan Jah Wobble as well as comedian, artist and Luton fan Olaf Falafel. Hosted on Acast. ...

Regifton Noel Williams

06 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by gamer, Ipswich fan and former regular voice on the show Jonathan Beales. Squad Number Nine, Martin Kelner a...

Scent of the sea

05 Dec 2019

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Max Rushden, in for Paul, and Andy were joined in the stduio by comedian Alex Elderman and talkSPORT's celebrity Everton fan Mike Porky Parry. Hosted...

Linvoy Amazon Primus

04 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by American sportswriter Rick Reilly to tell us all about Donald Trump cutting corners. The guys were also joi...

Recreational Higuita

03 Dec 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by former cricketer turned sports agent, Luke Sutton who has a moving story to tell outlined in his new book '...

Sockley Park

03 Dec 2019

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Paul, Andy and Stockley had a chat about the weekend's football including the heroics of David 'Alvin's Lad' Martin. Plus, Andy brings you the latest ...

AI Upside-down Andy

29 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by actor and broadcaster father and son Larry and George Lamb. They're also joined by Squad Number Nine, Martin...

Person of Influence

28 Nov 2019

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On today's episode of the Hawksbee and Jacobs Daily Podcast, Paul and Andy were joined by Michael Jordan, not the plumber. In the studio was bandleade...

Inside Leg

27 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by singer, Sheffield Wednesday fan and former client of Andy's, Paul Carrack. Andy also attempted to gues...

Scrabble, Stephen Bailey, and Kanu's undercover wife

26 Nov 2019

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It's Andy's birthday today and the guys celebrated by chatting to a scrabble world champion, comedian Stephen Bailey, and the Thinking Drinkers. Hoste...

Wretch 3-3

25 Nov 2019

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Max Rushden was in for Paul, alongside Andy and after Andy spotted Brian Deane in a Jacuzzi, the guys put together a team of eleven former professiona...

A Load of Old Tunnocks

22 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by squad number nine, Martin Kelner. Plus, talk turned to the Queen's favourite sweet treat. Hosted on Acast. ...

Melissa Thermidor

21 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by Spanish football expert Paul Breen-Turner for reaction to Gareth Bale's flag dance. Also joining the guys i...

Farewell Pochettino

20 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy gave their thoughts on the departure of Mauricio Pochettino and the arrival of Jose Mourinho at Spurs. They were also joined in the stud...

Shock Fishing News

20 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by Edinburgh-based singer-songwriter Callum Beattie promoting his new album which features a track entitled 'E...

Andy's Grooming Habits

18 Nov 2019

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Max Rushden was in for Paul Hawksbee, alongside Andy Jacobs. They were joined in the studio by actors Vas Blackwood and Matt Lapinskas promoting their...

Kammy, Cockfields & Kelner

15 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by the legendary Chris Kamara, comedians Joe Wilkinson and David Earl and Squad Number Nine Martin Kelner. Host...

Live from the National Football Museum

14 Nov 2019

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Listen to Paul and Andy coming live from the National Football Museum in Manchester ahead of England’s 1000th game against Montenegro.The guys had a...

The Robot Milkman

13 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by the first man to run a marathon in all 196 countries, Nick Butter. As well as his story, you will hear from...

Turducken

12 Nov 2019

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It was a busy day in the studio for Paul and Andy. You'll hear from social media stars Woody and Kleiny on the release of their new book 'The Social S...

Frank Skinner, Warren Gatland and Roy Hodgson's old underpants

11 Nov 2019

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The boys are joined in the studio by comedian Frank Skinner, who bucks the trend when it comes to VAR. Warren Gatland clarifies his comments that upse...

An Influencer for the Worthers Generation

08 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by TV critic, Martin Kelner and the CEO of Corq, Sara McCorquodale. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...

Loose Floral Dungarees

07 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by former Crystal Palace striker Mark Bright to talk about his autobiography 'From Foster Care to Footballer'. ...

Nativity Casting

06 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined by Tim Vickery with 'Only in South America' news. Plus, Slough Town boss Neil Baker tells the guys about a good luck message ...

Lloyd Griffith, mascots and Lens Jehmann...

05 Nov 2019

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Comedian Lloyd Griffith is in the studio, the boys chat mascots, and it's clips of the month time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Shut down Stockley Park!

04 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by a passionate legendary football commentator John Motson who has some strong opinions about the way VAR is be...

The George Pub in Twickenham

01 Nov 2019

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Paul and Andy host a Rugby World Cup Final party and are joined in The George Pub in Twickenham by former England internationals Steve Thompson and Ky...

Wee Willy Winkle

31 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by The Hairy Bikers and Dan Skinner and his alter ego Angelos Epithemiou. They're also joined on the line by Wh...

Dickie 'Benjamin Button' Borthwick

30 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by comedian Russell Kane to have a chat about his new book. Plus, an 83-year-old footballer is looking for a ne...

When drink was taken

29 Oct 2019

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Paul Hawksbee and Charlie Baker were joined by Rob Lewis who bought a plane ticket to Japan after drink had been taken. Plus, Welsh comedian Mike Bubb...

Triumph Stag? That's a bit deer.

28 Oct 2019

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Paul Hawksbee and Charlie Baker are joined in the studio by Manchester-based Spanish journalist, Pol Ballus to have a chat about his book 'Pep's City'...

Blowers, Mel Brooks impressions and pointless Everest climbs

25 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by comedian Ross Noble, as well as the legendary Henry Blofeld and Martin Kellner. Andy doesn't see the point i...

Seasoned sprinters and 'stick' TV shows

24 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy chat to the fastest 84 year old in the world about surviving heart scares and his future ambitions... Comedian Tim Vine is in the studio...

TV Formats for Malcolm Duck

23 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by comedian and impressionist Luke Kempner as well as Kent all-rounder Darren Stevens. Plus, with the help of ...

Puréed Mash

22 Oct 2019

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Joining Paul and Andy in the studio today was comedian, Dave Gorman, to chat about his new TV show 'Terms and Conditions Apply'. The guys also spoke t...

This is NOT gloves weather

21 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by comedian and Arsenal fan Milton Jones as well as Welsh actor and singer John Owen-Jones. Plus, Paul picks ap...

Live from The Glassworks Pub

18 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined at the Glassworks pub by comedians Mike Bubbins and Rod Woodward, plus Adam and Eggsy from Goldie Lookin' Chain. The guys al...

The Unwanted Gift

17 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by broadcaster and Fulham fan Richard Osman as well as author Paul Mathieu and QI elves Anna Ptsaszynski and Ja...

Colonel Nutkins

16 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by Elbow frontman, Guy Garvey and pigeon racing author, Jon Day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Knob Fest Nobbled

15 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined by the World Porridge Making Champion 2019 and a man who's ran a mile in Eliud Kipchoge's shoes. Plus, breaking Southend mana...

Loo Reed

14 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by comedian and Crystal Palace fan Kevin Day. Plus, find out how the 2019 World Conker Championships unfolded. ...

John Triple Salako

11 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by TV critic Martin Kelner. Plus, 54-year-old Ian Gow looks ahead to his mascot appearance at Peterborough this...

Photo News

10 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by comedians Lucy Porter and Ian Smith. Plus, plumber Tom Harvey joins the guys on the line to tell them how he...

Analogue VAR

09 Oct 2019

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Charlie Baker sits in for Andy, alongside Paul. They're joined by weatherman John Kettley with news of Typhoon Hagibis heading for Japan. Plus, Charli...

Abandoned on-piste

08 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by former Olympic Skier turned broadcaster Graham Bell with news on how Team GB could add to their 31 medal hau...

Barista Brazil

07 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by Farnborough supporting comedian, author, bull runner, cheese roller, newspaper columnist and the son a speed...

Alberto's Saladbar

04 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by TV critic Martin Kelner. They're also joined on the line by a fixture of the show StJohn Burkett, a conker e...

Dressage with Dallaglio

03 Oct 2019

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Max Rushden and Andy are joined in the studio by Lawrence Dallaglio. Plus, we hear from an EFL player who's studying to become a mortgage adviser. And...

Pemsel Sharpener

02 Oct 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by author Dave Roberts. And with the help from the listeners, the guys come up with TV formats for the new chie...

More Famous Than Dame Cilla Snowball

01 Oct 2019

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Andy was back alongside Paul for today's show, where they were joined in the studio by artist, Paul Mellia, to discuss his beginnings and success in t...

Taxi for Nigel

30 Sep 2019

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Charlie Baker sits in for Andy Jacobs alongside Paul Hawksbee. They're joined by a record-setting Nigel and a less than impressed Andy Smart. Plus, Ch...

Ampton by Ilton Otel at Amilton Park

27 Sep 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined by TV critic Martin Kelner. Plus, some bonus Clips of the Week for your delectation! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Betnovate

26 Sep 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by comedian and Nottingham Forest fan, Matt Forde who shares a hilarious Brian Clough story. Charlie Baker give...

Bak-San and Crack

25 Sep 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by legendary screenwriter, David Koepp and the head of UK footgolf, Paul Oliver. Plus, Paul tells all of you 'P...

Aldrin v Froch I

24 Sep 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by ground hopper Tony Incenzo. And we salute one of the longest-serving managers in British football history, L...

Harry 'Steve Smith' Kane

23 Sep 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by comedian Andy Parsons. Plus, Paul and Andy take VAR to the cleaners after incidents affected both Chelsea an...

Double Yolk Eggs

20 Sep 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by TV critic Martin Kelner. Plus, Andy brings us news on his wife's beetroot drama which has come to a dramatic...

Arthur Friedenreich

19 Sep 2019

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by former England forward Gary Lineker. Plus, Andy gives us the lowdown on a Brazilian football icon... kind of...

Sooty's Dad

18 Sep 2019

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Paul and Andy spoke to Paddy Power and WWE star Sheamus, who are out in Japan, to find out what weird and wacky things they've been up to so far. As w...

Schnitzel Carpet

17 Sep 2019

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Fresh from his Live At The Apollo appearance, comedian Kae Kurd joined the boys in the studio to tell us about his life so far in comedy and how he ca...