NFL Week 3 Preview of EVERY Game: Looking for Teams We Can Trust
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Heed the Call NFL Podcast with Dan Hanzus & Marc Sessler
1h 58m
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8 chapters
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What is the opening ad about and why are the hosts talking about sunglasses?
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Here we are, week three. You planned a massive football party. And somehow, in the madness of it all, your parts aflame, 37 people coming over, you forgot to tell your wife. Good work, Jason Kelsey. Now we've got Kylie Kelsey running around with her hair on fire because Jason rang everyone on the block to come on down and watch 22 games simultaneously. Tanya and Craig must have the Steelers on. One television because Sunday for them is about observing the most ponderous coach and quarterback pairing in the league. Ginny Sue is here to watch the two and oh niners take the Cardinals behind a woodshed. Kylie Kelsey is being asked to make chips and salsa for a four-pack of nerds from up the street who annoyingly root for an 0-2 Falcons trinket that feels less frisky than a weekend at Enyas Castle.
Now Kylie needs to To make a big Italian salad for these Eagles fans who waltz in demanding rations and gifts. Kylie must butter up a loaf of French bread for these Texans clowns staring at Owen 2. We have a Titans guy in the corner asking to be gently whipped by Kylie during ad breaks. Thanks to NFL's Sunday ticket, the Kelsey's can host a multi-fan watch party using split-screen technology, but it's still Kylie. Doing all the work on God's green earth. Make more beans and rice, please. She's thinking to herself, Jason is a big burly wonderful bear, but why didn't he tell me 37 people were coming over in 48 minutes? I'm freaking my face off. Then he arrives. Dan Hansus. It's a Dan Hansus shout out. Shadows and sunlight.
Taking her hand, sitting Kylie down on the couch, looking into her eyes, gently touching her on the chin and saying with an ultra calm that only a podcast host can offer.
It's all right, baby, I got this.
Hey yo I don't know how much my wife will enjoy that cold opens. Welcome to Heat the Call. N NFL Podcast, I am Dan Hansis. Аз ви бегні на дерні то Вік Три. In the National Football League, of course, you've already heard him, Mark Cesar. Connor Orr, Justin Graver on the ones and twos getting whipped in the corner. Oh baby. Yeah, it does it Mark, it reminds me of one thing that I hadn't thought of. You're bringing over like thirty people into that living room, into this great den. And then you're putting on a a force split screen? You're like, who wins there? You kinda have to have a main screen game and then a secondary TV to do it right, or a third TV. I mean, they're multi millionaires, the Kelseys.
I don't even know if they I don't know if Jason thought out anything about this gathering.
It's completely nonsensical. Um, I think the more that we deconstruct it, uh we could be completely I mean, we can look at it and say this is one of the more absurd Americana items that we've faced um on on network television in years, Connor.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening ad about and why are the hosts talking about sunglasses?
0:00–5:51
2
How do the hosts kick off Week 3 and introduce the Thursday Night Football matchup?
5:51–18:21
3
When does the weekly draft for assigning games to the recap show begin?
18:21–41:01
4
Which games do the hosts pick for their first picks in the draft and why?
41:01–1:01:24
5
Why do the hosts predict a Chargers upset and discuss the Giants' injury woes?
1:01:24–1:14:03
6
How does the conversation shift to Jackson Dart’s knee injury and the upcoming draft picks?
1:14:03–1:26:39
7
What are the Blind Locks and game‑pick selections being debated before the Monday Night Football preview?
1:26:39–1:38:43
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode with Take Island metaphors and final thoughts on the week’s match‑ups?
1:38:43–1:58:25