Chapter 1: What events are planned for the Magic Round?
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an event so you assume it's going to be live uh at lander's pocket on thursday the 14th of may myself eddie tobler sebo up in brisbane ahead of magic round it's also going to be sebo's birthday so huge huge longest drive competition putt putt competition booze food good times few special guests yippin and yahoo look gonna be a lot of fun yeah tickets are in the bio Yep, that's right.
Tickets in the bio. If you want to come along, get involved. It's a great way to warm up, stretch the legs, as it were, for what is going to be a huge Magic Ram weekend. Get after it. You are listening to the Outlaw Sport Podcast. Happy Public Holiday Monday, punters and dribblers. We're in. We're here. We're ready. Shout out to the Anzacs. That's actually the best weekend of all. I love it.
Shout out to all service men and women. Past, present. But I want to get straight down to brass tacks with you all. All right? I have to. Because when you come in on a public holiday Monday for the punter and the dribbler slash self-interest because you can't do it tomorrow. You've got to leave certain things.
I've had to leave the Golden North, as they're starting to call it now, the Newport Beach. Up in the northern beaches, sorry. Edward, he's had to come from the Southern Highlands. Robertson, have you heard of it? Southern Highlands, my old stomping ground. As he arrives, his pockets are extra jangly. And jingly and jangly.
More jingly and jangly than one would expect if you just have your car keys in it.
Edward... Yeah, the pocket's particularly jingly, particularly jangly. Again, shout out to the Anzacs. You're right, Tom, one of the great weekends of all time. Weather was an absolute squirter. Yeah. At least for me.
No, it was a squirter weekend.
I can't speak for all of us. No. Nor will I. No. But I have come in jingly and I have come in jangly. And Tom, as he pointed out, I've come from Robertson, which, you know, it's not that far, but it's not that close either. It's definitely not that close. No, it's definitely not that close. Um... I was wearing a jacket this morning when it was a bit cooler.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts reflect on Anzac Day?
There's just no way. Right. It's just like, that's just not even an option. That's just not even something that you couldn't even reasonably entertain as having happened. You know, check, check, check the usual spots. Check the usual areas, Tom. Check the car as well. Might still be in the car. Hopefully still in the car. Now I'm starting to panic. Fuck, they're in the car.
Can't find them anywhere. So then I'm like, you know what? I'm not wearing that jacket that I was wearing. Jacket's in the back of the car. You just took it off, didn't you? Because you're a bit hot. You threw it and you picked it up at the end, threw it in the car, didn't check it. I've checked it.
Once I got home, dropped the dog off and they are on my person, which is why I'm particularly jingly and particularly jangly. So I'm now in a position where I'm like, I really don't want to have to fucking drive back down there, but I may have to.
Well, how else would you get back?
I've looked up Uber couriers. Well, like I've looked up Uber couriers, right? And there's none available. I don't know if they go such distances.
It's quite a distance.
I was hoping Ella can. Ella can. She reckons she can organise a courier on her end. Mine, I can't. But if she can, she was telling me prices before that were reasonable. They were like 185 to Middigong. That is reasonable.
Because they've got another car there they can go to Middigong, like Bunnings, just as you come into the Southern Highlands, which is a lot closer than Robertson, which is another half an hour on that. So if we can make this happen and crisis is averted, I will be one happy little camper.
So you'll put the keys in the Uber, they drive it down.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of the Dragons' performance?
Well, all things are... You know, I'm 185 short, right? Whatever.
Yeah, listen. Not ideal, but not the end of the world.
Not the end of the world. If we can get it going. If we can get it going. There's ifs and buts.
Yeah.
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, I don't know the rest of the saying.
I've not heard that before.
I've heard it a couple of times. It's not one that's ever been used in my life. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, Tobler.
Then what?
What happens? We'd all have a Merry Christmas. If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas. I don't even know what the fuck that means. Neither. A proverb used to dismiss excuses, regrets, or unrealistic wishes.
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Chapter 4: How does the discussion shift towards Jerome Luai's future?
You know? Yeah.
We're going to go up and back tomorrow, right? Yeah. Yeah, down and back.
Down and back, yeah. Well, obviously we're not going to get an interview.
Well, no, I had spoken to the potential people we were going to be chatting with down there.
Surely that's the hugest knowable time.
Well, that's right. Like, it was like... Like, what are we talking about? It was like, oh, yeah, I'll come back to you. And then what happened happened? You're like, yeah, there's no way. There's no way. I was thinking about that on the way down.
I was like... I tried to articulate it in the correspondence being like, listen, this won't be out for a couple of weeks, so you might have some time to turn it around.
Nah, nah, nah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Six will do that.
Yeah, six will do that.
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Chapter 5: What does it mean to be 'down bad' in punting terms?
When did they steal that? Because down bad used to be a punting term. I'm down bad.
Well, no, that's- It's kind of new. Different. I think it's like, because down bad is like, yeah, I'm down really bad. Whereas I'm down is like, I'm down for it.
Bad.
I think that's how I would-
That's how I would work it out. Jeez, it's hard to keep up.
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Chapter 6: What advice is given to Dragons fans during tough times?
It is hard to keep up here, mate. But, I mean, for no one more than me.
So, to Dragons fans, chin up. Because the end is not in sight. And you need to be strong.
Yeah, you do.
There is no light at the end of the tunnel. So, you must wander onwards.
Can you find, I remember here, like, there was someone, I can't remember who, it was like this Jordan Peterson quote that someone parroted all the time. But it was like there's something like there's no more noble pursuit than being like the brave one at a funeral. Can you see if you find something like that? Like the one who just fucking is stoic.
So I think the Dragons fans need to be like, you know, someone's got to stand up and just be stoic at the funeral of this club because if you're just going to all wallow and be sad and screaming and, you know, it's like there's nothing, you know.
Well, they need a champion.
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Chapter 7: How does the team dynamic affect performance in rugby league?
They need a champion. They need a hero.
Maybe that's Dean. I don't know.
Possibly. They need a win. They do need a win. That's seriously all they need. Well, one win does not... I tell you what, you'll get a real sense, I think, for where things are at. when you watch their victory song, if they do win again this season, which is not guaranteed, just if there's gusto, if it's relief, or if it's just like, I've given up.
Mate, I think that, and I mean, I don't want to speak for Dean. I don't know Dean personally. I don't even know him professionally. You don't know him. I don't know him.
Chapter 8: What are the implications of a team's poor performance on its fanbase?
I don't know him at all. No. The season's done, right? Shane said that before a ball was kicked in anger. You're not winning the comp. That probably wasn't a great start. It was a good indicator.
At least he's being honest. Yeah.
What else did you want him to say? Anything but that. And then I believe he also said, like, yeah, he doesn't have the cattle. Probably keep that to yourself. Either way. We know that, mate. We know that. Don't worry. But if I were Dean, who I don't know personally, professionally, or at all, I would be like, listen.
You make sure that if those boys get a win this season, you let them have the biggest fucking Yeehaw Yahoo celebration. Like, they need it.
They need ā that shed needs to be ā They might need it now.
Well, they ā They might need it now.
They've got the buys. Just go have a rip.
No, no, no. You can go have a rip. There's a difference, though. There's a, oh, God, I just want to get away for a couple of days and go and have a rip. Yeah. But there's a rip after a win that is different. Yes. So it's like get in the sheds, sing the song with gusto. I'm sure some of you have forgotten it and some of you wouldn't know. But you get in there and you sing it. And then ā
Once the singing's done, we get the cameras out, we get the families out, we get the rippers in. You know, whatever you want. Bring the microwave from the massage room.
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