Menu
Sign In Search Podcasts Libraries Charts People & Topics Add Podcast API Blog Pricing
Podcast Image

Hello Sport

#891 - Lozball

10 Jun 2026

Transcription

Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 16.84 Eddie

Punters and Dribblers brought to you by Four Pines Japanese Lager. I'd like to shout out the good people at Four Pines for turning the Brookvale Oval Four Pines Park into Foz Pines Park. What that shows is a brand that's prepared to get behind the greatest coach in all the land.

0

17.361 - 38.631 Unknown

Well, it shows intent, Tom. Yep. And it shows that they're prepared to walk the walk, not just talk the talk. Mm-hmm. right? Some brands are a bit bloody wishy-washy with that stuff. These boys, that brand, that beer actually loves the club. They're about it. They love the club and they love Kieran Foran and by extension, I love them, right?

0

38.651 - 51.267 Eddie

That's right. So get around them. Get around Four Pints Japanese Lager. Head to your Bottle-O. Order your bar, your pub. Get a six-pack. Get a cup. Four Pints. You are listening to the Outlaw Sport Podcast.

0

54.233 - 62.262 Tommy (Tom)

Happy birthday, mate. Oh, thank you, mate. Happy birthday, Tommy. Thank you, everyone. Happy birthday, man. Thank you. Happy birthday, man. Thank you so much.

0

62.402 - 65.245 Unknown

37. Yep. It's not too bad.

65.806 - 74.335 Eddie

Mate, it's whatever. It's a non-event age, but it's... It's not too bad. You're still mid-30s. I don't know how you make sense of mid-30s. I think you're in mid-30s and 35.

74.355 - 80.022 Unknown

33, 34, 35, 36, 37 mids. That's mids? Yep. Okay. 31, 32.

80.062 - 81.083 Eddie

So next year's late 30s.

81.103 - 81.804 Unknown

30, 31, 32.

Chapter 2: How do personal anecdotes relate to aging?

179.858 - 181.84 Unknown

Because if you die in your 50s, that's still young as fuck.

0

181.86 - 184.424 Eddie

No, it is young. It's very young. 60s is young.

0

184.524 - 194.311 Unknown

You're right. I'm going to go with like 60 is starting to get on. Right? But if you're in the 30s, if you're 35 like me, 37 like you, you can just cruise.

0

194.551 - 195.313 Eddie

You're a lucky duck.

0

196.374 - 197.616 Unknown

Yep.

197.636 - 212.659 Eddie

It's not bad. No, it's good, mate. Exactly. So, mate, listen, it's been fun. It's been just a normal fucking day. Had shit to do. You know what I mean? A few meetings. A few meetings. About even. Hello Sport. Tucky Wetmore's.

215.575 - 242.865 Unknown

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Tommy. Happy birthday to you. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. We'll all have a glass though. Sebo can pop up. Make a wish. Thanks, Sebo.

243.908 - 247.273 Eddie

Chalky mud, bit of verve and mud cake. That is the way to do it.

247.854 - 252.622 Unknown

Isn't that nice? That is nice. Thanks, guys. Thanks. Isn't that bloody nice?

Chapter 3: What insights are shared about embracing birthdays?

253.242 - 255.065 Eddie

Well, you know, I was kind of waiting for something.

0

256.628 - 262.617 Unknown

Oh. Didn't live up to your expectations. What did you get at home, mate? Did you get anything? No, no. Girls didn't get anything?

0

262.637 - 275.96 Eddie

They made me cards. They made me cards. Yeah, nice. Yeah, which is nice. But then they immediately started fighting about their cards and like Hazel put on one of the great – Nightmare nights, though, last night for my birthday. That way you're tired.

0

276.32 - 297.595 Eddie

10 o'clock, she starts kicking off and we're just both like, we just turn the lights off to go to sleep and Hazel starts, you may as well, there may as well have been an axe murder in the room, killing her, ripping her limbs off. Like, it was just such performative bullshit. And then I just look over to Steph. I'm still scrolling. Lights are going off. She's just put on a little meditation shit.

0

297.615 - 319.162 Eddie

So like she's more ready for sleep than me. And I just roll over and look at her and I just go, it is my birthday. I was going to say birthday card. Can I get birthday like you do it? And she's like, okay, get up. And the blood curdling screams went for like another hour. And I'm like, okay, now I just feel bad. So I went in there to do it. I was in with for an hour blood curdling screams.

319.663 - 323.56 Eddie

And then Steph came back in and took over. It was just one of those ones where it was like.

324.461 - 325.623 Unknown

She's got a blood curdle in her.

325.743 - 344.47 Eddie

Oh, dude. Sounds like. And like Hazel's been on the planet for, you know, a bit of like a year and a half, whatever. And that's top two worst nights she's ever given us. And whatever. It is what it is. It's kids. You know, you have kids if you fucking deal with it. It is what it is. But it was funny that that's what she chose to do it. That's great.

344.669 - 349.417 Eddie

So that's when you were like, oh, dude, you're a bit flat. I'm like, oh, no, it just sounded like my daughter was getting murdered all night.

Chapter 4: How does the discussion shift to rugby league topics?

398.753 - 409.41 Unknown

And some might say, well, you've had time off. It's like, no, but I haven't been able to just – Stop. But the problem is, and the reality is, is that like... And now I sound like I'm whinging.

0

409.43 - 426.736 Eddie

Yeah, no, you do. I don't want to get into whinging territory. We have the best job in the world. This was a private conversation. It was a private conversation where I just said I was a little tired. It had a lot to do with Hazel and a little bit to do with everything else, but mainly Hazel. I am constantly like, dude, luckiest cunts in the world. So that's that.

0

426.776 - 443.805 Eddie

I'm going to dinner tonight with my father and my family at... A Chinese restaurant in Newport called Hong Kong, I believe. Great. It's been there since the 70s. My dad is obsessed with it. Okay, great. It used to be called something else.

0

443.965 - 445.428 Unknown

I'm excited for a report.

0

445.708 - 449.538 Eddie

Yes. High level. I will be reporting back. Know that.

450.44 - 452.185 Unknown

I love a Chinese report.

452.426 - 458.804 Eddie

I love Chinese. If they don't have duck pancakes in there, I will possibly Tiananmen Square myself. Is that where they set fire to themselves?

458.824 - 464.016 Unknown

Well, I think so, in front of tanks. Um... Correct me if I'm wrong.

464.096 - 466.038 Eddie

I'll put myself in a lazy suit. I don't think it is.

Chapter 5: What are the latest updates on Ben Stokes and his pub altercation?

2407.058 - 2409.804 Unknown

Make of that what you will. A rugby league licking.

0

2409.824 - 2411.708 Eddie

Okay. So we're going full lick.

0

2411.857 - 2432.903 Unknown

If you have been living under a rock, heard of him when he's maiden at Hawkesbury last Thursday over 1,400 metres, he killed them fools, right? Yeah. He got to the front. As Richard said, he floated around. He didn't know how to get on with it. He should have won by way more. He was like waiting for them essentially because he's such a beast. He runs again this weekend. Rose Hill, race one.

0

2432.883 - 2458.149 Unknown

Sydney Metro, like Sydney, big race at Rose Hill. This is where the legit horses go. A lot of the legit horses actually, funnily enough, have gone to a group one for two-year-olds at Eagle Farm, which has provided an opportunity for maybe us and our connections, Tom, to race for some Kashishi. I think first place gets 80-something grand. The field itself is rather thin.

0

2458.33 - 2468.743 Unknown

I think there's only eight horses in it. We are second in the betting, and this is what they're saying via racing sports in the Neds app.

Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift to the rugby league season?

2469.805 - 2490.721 Unknown

Friendly Fire slashing debut at Wago, then stalked the speed with a determined head victory over 1,200 at Randwick in the soft going, soft seven going. Has further improvement to come and expected to run the trip with Grima's claim. Goes close. Heat stroke two played up at the barriers and was slow into stride at his second start with an encouraging third to Tron Bolt.

0

2490.741 - 2508.822 Unknown

Over 1,300 at this track in the heavy going. Shapes as a leading player if he can mend his manners. Heard of him. Improving with racing and put away the older horses at his second start with a gritty win at over 1,400 at Hawkesbury. Will roll forward from the gate and figure prominently. You could be more positive.

0

2508.842 - 2509.924 Eddie

You could be way more positive.

0

2510.025 - 2512.289 Unknown

Now I've got some- Then there's some other ones that I don't give a shit about.

0

2512.309 - 2538.374 Eddie

No, no, no. I've got one more thing to tell you. What? You're going to need to deposit some more money because I accidentally got on him three times and that's why I wasn't- You put on- Whoops. No, no, no. I didn't put on- I had to do it in increments. So I've put on- Oh, my God. That was unintentional, sorry. Not unnecessary.

2538.775 - 2540.717 Unknown

That's all right. That's a lot of money, but okay.

2540.737 - 2542.359 Eddie

Yeah, it's a lot of money.

Chapter 7: What happened to the crying Tigers fan during the game?

2542.979 - 2545.042 Eddie

Oh, my God.

0

2545.062 - 2559.998 Unknown

Lucky I love my boy. So, Friendly Fire, we coming for you. We coming. Ash back on board, Tom. Friendly Fire's carrying 59 kilos. We're carrying 55 and a half. It's a handicap.

0

2560.018 - 2579.621 Eddie

It's a handicap race. Yep. Whatever that means. Pundits and Dribblers, UFC Freedom 250 is set to take place at the White House of all places on Monday, 15th of June from 10 a.m. That's the next Monday coming. We're doing a live stream, Pundits and Dribblers. You're going to be able to catch us on our YouTube.

0

Chapter 8: What are the implications of injuries on team performance?

2579.961 - 2596.861 Eddie

Going to have a couple of guests joining us. All the action is going to be available via main event and KO. So you're going to obviously have to find a reason to get out of work or a way to sneak it into your working repertoire because the fights on this card, you've got Ilya Toporia and Justin Gaethje unifying a belt here.

0

2596.881 - 2615.541 Eddie

We've got an interim lightweight world champion and the current reigning lightweight world champion. Then you go in the next fight, the co-main, the heavyweights. The interim world heavyweight title is on the line. Cyril Garn and Poetan Alex Pereira, who is already a middleweight and a light heavyweight world champion, and he's going...

0

2615.521 - 2628.22 Eddie

for the chance to become the first three-division champion in the history of UFC. This is a not-to-miss event. And that's just the two top cards. The fucking thing's stacked. That's all you need to say.

0

2628.28 - 2646.59 Unknown

Watch every UFC Freedom 350 fight live. Pun and Zribla's on pay-per-view Monday. 15th of June, order now from Main Event and KO Sports and follow along on the Hello Sport YouTube. We will be doing a companion. Yep. A live stream. Get around it. Partners and Dribbles, you see that hat that Tom's wearing? Oh, round. Well, if you're listening, you can't see it.

0

2646.61 - 2670.783 Unknown

Well, you can get a slight variation of that camo good day hat with a white text, glorious, gorgeous, and very fuckable. at gooddayoz.com.au. You can also find the greatest multivitamin of all time there. You can also find hydration in both watermelon and apple kiwi flavours, Tom. Yep. Everything for a young punter or dribbler's needs as we enter in earnest. Cold season.

2670.803 - 2685.945 Eddie

Well, it's immunity season because your immunity gets down in the cold weather. It's just the way it goes. And what better way to boost your immunity than a daily multivitamin? Tastes phenomenal. Passion fruit flavour. One sachet and a water. Drink it down. It's the least you can do because you know you're doing fuck all. You know you're doing nothing.

2685.965 - 2687.027 Unknown

And then pair it with a camo hat.

2687.287 - 2714.76 Eddie

Well, pair it with a camo hat and get roots. Bob's your uncle. Fanny's your aunt. Have you seen what's happening in English cricket? So, Stokes. Ben Stokes. So... After the Ashes, where you may remember we beat them basically 5-0, but it was 4-1. But it was a weird series, but we beat them 4-0. Well, it was 5. 5-0. Even though it was 4-1. It was 4-1.

2714.78 - 2735.858 Eddie

But after that series where England got embarrassed again on our shores… It came to light that when they were on their New Zealand trip before they came to here, I think the captain of the one-day side or maybe he's just the English vice captain. I think he is. Anyway, Harry Brook went out and got fucked up the night before a game where I think he got hit in the head by a bouncer.

Comments

There are no comments yet.

Please log in to write the first comment.