#936 - Out, Out Cronulla

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Why are the hosts talking about Japanese lager and the summer heat?

Dylan Borland 0:00
Punters and Dribbles, we are brought to you by our good friends at Four Pines, and the weather's warm. It's hot, baby. It's hot. The sun's shining, and the days are getting longer and longer, and I mean, I've got to be honest with you. We were discussing this the other day about last year. On grand final day, we were upstairs at the Stain. Absolute pearler of a day. Just... knocking back frosty
Danika Mason 0:21
Japanese lagers. Just Japanese lager after Japanese lager in the most sensational weather. And when I arrived this morning, Tom, the weather was similar. And I've got to be honest with you, I've had Japanese lagers on the mind all
Dylan Borland 0:34
day. Make smart decisions this time of year, punters and dribblers. Go to your bottle-o's, go to your bars and pubs and whatever. You tell them to get the Japanese lager on if it's not there, and if it is, then you have one off the wood. You are listening to the Hello Sport Podcast. What is up, punters and dribblers? Welcome back to Hello Sport Podcast. I have unqualified opinion and unwavering bias. Finals footy alive and well. The Heat... The heat, it's warm, it's light and bright and fluffy outside. 32 of the best today. I was at the beach yesterday, dude. So was I. I got just, you know. 32 of the best. Is it 32 of the best today? Today. I haven't yet fired up my air con at home. That's going to be something exciting that I do today when I get back.
Dylan Borland 1:18
It's just this time of year, dude, we have three games of rugby league left in the season. It's just a beautiful time of year.
Danika Mason 1:27
It's the best time
Dylan Borland 1:27
of year. This is
Danika Mason 1:28
slipping season. We are balls deep, punters and dribblers, in every sense of the word, into sleeping season. It is what it is. It's nice to welcome you all here. It's nice to welcome you all. I've said it before. I'll say it again for those at the back. This summer setting itself up to be the greatest of all time. Okay? That's what's ahead of us.
Dylan Borland 1:52
Well, but I also think the next summer often is. It's like the most important game of rugby league you're ever going to play in your life is the next one.
Danika Mason 1:59
That's right. And listen, if you listen, we spent some time on it last week. If you listen to the AI Doomers, this might be the last summer we've got. Might
Dylan Borland 2:06
be the last one.
Danika Mason 2:06
So soak it up. Drink it in. Drink it in.
Dylan Borland 2:09
And get excited.
Danika Mason 2:11
The last ever summer? Okay. Sign me
Dylan Borland 2:14
up. Now, is hay fever bad? Sure, but that's fine.

Is this the last summer for rugby league according to the hosts?

Dylan Borland 2:16
But that's gone by then, bro. Well, I'm just saying you can't let a little bit of the sniffles ruin your day to yuck your yum. And yeah, Saturday was bad. You've got to play rugby league the right way. Listen, you've got to get on with it. What did Trindle do on the weekend? He just wore a strap that couldn't lift his arm. That's right. Play hurt. Yeah, they
Danika Mason 2:33
got pumped.
Dylan Borland 2:34
Doesn't matter. He went out there and he
Danika Mason 2:36
played hurt,
Dylan Borland 2:36
right? He played
Danika Mason 2:37
hurt. He played hurt and he played it the right way. Tough, uncompromising rugby league. Yeah. Yeah, he got pounded.
Dylan Borland 2:42
No, no, they got pounded. Yeah,
Danika Mason 2:43
we'll talk about
Dylan Borland 2:43
that. No,
Danika Mason 2:44
we'll get to it. But not important.
Dylan Borland 2:45
What's important
Danika Mason 2:46
is the last potential summer of all time.
Dylan Borland 2:48
Yes. Right? You've just got to get excited for it. In the history of
Danika Mason 2:49
humanity, you've got to fire the fuck
Dylan Borland 2:51
up. Allow yourself to get excited for it. Get
Danika Mason 2:53
fired. Fire
Dylan Borland 2:54
the
Danika Mason 2:54
fuck up. Fuck up, I can't even get my words
Dylan Borland 2:56
out. No, no, no. I
Danika Mason 2:57
don't think people know. No,
Dylan Borland 2:59
they don't know.
Danika Mason 3:00
This summer is
Dylan Borland 3:00
primed and ready to drop bombs, dude. Ain't nobody going to break my stride. Nobody going to hold me down. Oh, no.
Danika Mason 3:07
I got to keep
Dylan Borland 3:08
on
Danika Mason 3:09
moving. Do
Dylan Borland 3:09
you know what happened to me last night? What? My daughter. You dreamt of summer? No, my oldest daughter. Maybe I won't say who because of this mate. She got into the bed. Pissed all over me. Love that. Pissed the bed. That's what it's all about. Pissed all over
Danika Mason 3:22
me. She's pissing herself with excitement
Dylan Borland 3:24
for what's to come, mate. Then my other daughter comes in, wakes me up. This is while my youngest is already in bed. The middle one comes in and goes, Dad, I've pissed the bed. So now I'm covered in urine. Yeah, great. And I realize I'm covered in urine when I'm woken up by the second child
Unknown 3:38
who's
Dylan Borland 3:38
covered in urine.

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