Here Comes The Guillotine

The Final Best Of Episode

16 Feb 2026

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The final Best Of episode of Here Comes the Guillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...Thank you.

The Final Guillotine Episode

09 Feb 2026

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Let’s Imagine The End of the World

02 Feb 2026

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Takes a Village to Raise a Monster

26 Jan 2026

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They Say Time is a Construct

19 Jan 2026

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Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 2

12 Jan 2026

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Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 1

05 Jan 2026

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The Cult of Individualism

29 Dec 2025

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The Cha Cha Slide of Fascism

22 Dec 2025

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Kindness, Sweat, Blood, Tears

15 Dec 2025

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Dry Ice, Disco Balls & Other Best Bits

08 Dec 2025

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The Clanging Funeral Bell

01 Dec 2025

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Don’t Go Spelunking!

24 Nov 2025

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Get Out of This Place If You Still Can

17 Nov 2025

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Being Alive Is Just a Miserable and Lonely Experience

10 Nov 2025

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Love Is a Truffle

03 Nov 2025

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The Peruvian Death Demon

27 Oct 2025

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Sanguine is Blood, Right?

20 Oct 2025

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One-Step Away Cuckoldry

13 Oct 2025

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The Burning Bridges Episode

06 Oct 2025

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Atmosphere of Super Violence

29 Sep 2025

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The Sausage Supper

22 Sep 2025

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The Fruit Fly Massacre

15 Sep 2025

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The Scold Cast

08 Sep 2025

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Double Fist Pump

01 Sep 2025

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Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Seven)

28 Aug 2025

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The Ruins of the Mighty Love Tree

25 Aug 2025

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Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Six)

21 Aug 2025

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The Sachet Dilemma

18 Aug 2025

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Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Five)

14 Aug 2025

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Here Comes the Guillotine - Best Of - Volume Two

11 Aug 2025

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Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Four)

07 Aug 2025

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The Little Prince

04 Aug 2025

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Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Three)

31 Jul 2025

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You’ve Been Playing It Too Hard

28 Jul 2025

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Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Two)

24 Jul 2025

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The Mouse Hunting System

21 Jul 2025

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Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part One)

17 Jul 2025

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Your Saddish Period Has Become Sadder

14 Jul 2025

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The Mailbag: Man Hands on Misery to Man

10 Jul 2025

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The Spark That Died Inside Them

07 Jul 2025

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The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie V

03 Jul 2025

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Hunger, Boredom and Impotent Rage

30 Jun 2025

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The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie IV

26 Jun 2025

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Best Of - 2025 - Volume One

23 Jun 2025

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The Mailbag: A Freudian Outlet

19 Jun 2025

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Just Like a Pill

16 Jun 2025

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The Mailbag: Best, F

12 Jun 2025

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The Wheel of Suffering

09 Jun 2025

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The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie III

05 Jun 2025

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Here Comes The Guillotine Live in Edinburgh - Part 2

02 Jun 2025

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The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie II

29 May 2025

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Here Comes the Guillotine Live in Edinburgh - Part 1

26 May 2025

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The Mailbag: The Death Threat Charts

22 May 2025

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Here Comes The Guillotine: Live in Glasgow - Part 2

19 May 2025

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The Mailbag: I Am Done with This World

15 May 2025

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Here Comes The Guillotine: Live in Glasgow - Part 1

12 May 2025

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The Mailbag: What Are You Going to Add to the Conversation?

08 May 2025

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The Perfected Self

05 May 2025

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The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie

01 May 2025

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Frankie & Christopher’s Diorama

28 Apr 2025

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The Mailbag: I’m Not Chris. I’m Christopher MacArthur-Boyd!

24 Apr 2025

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The Doom Drone

21 Apr 2025

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The Mailbag: Being Working Class is a Superpower

17 Apr 2025

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A Redundant Offer of Optimism

14 Apr 2025

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The Mailbag: The Spectrum of Light and Shade of Glasgow’s Culinary Palette

10 Apr 2025

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Here Comes The Guillotine Live in Aberdeen - Part 2

07 Apr 2025

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The Mailbag: Always Be Suspicious of a Man's Version

03 Apr 2025

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The Soaking Consultant

31 Mar 2025

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The Mailbag: In The Mood for Love

27 Mar 2025

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Piglets, Oinks & Grunters

24 Mar 2025

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The Mailbag: A Depressing Podcast

20 Mar 2025

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Here Comes the Guillotine Live in Aberdeen - Part 1

17 Mar 2025

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The Mailbag: Lessons on the Guillotine

13 Mar 2025

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Love Me or Lump Me

10 Mar 2025

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The Mailbag: Christopher’s Humanist Perspective

06 Mar 2025

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Warm Hands, Cold Heart

03 Mar 2025

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The Mailbag: You’ve Been Animal Manned

27 Feb 2025

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Negativity, Misery and Horror

24 Feb 2025

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The Mailbag: What is This Colonisation?

20 Feb 2025

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The Glass Coffin

17 Feb 2025

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The Mailbag: Spoilers for Baldur’s Gate 3

13 Feb 2025

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The Best of The Past Year

10 Feb 2025

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The Mailbag: Please Go to Places Before You Die

06 Feb 2025

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Pretty Much, I Hate You

03 Feb 2025

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The Mailbag: Golden Retrievers Are Very Into Magic

30 Jan 2025

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How To Help Mother Earth

27 Jan 2025

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The Mailbag: The Reason Is You Don’t Care

23 Jan 2025

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A Mouse Tale

20 Jan 2025

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The Mailbag: I Only Listen to This To Be Alienated

16 Jan 2025

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The French Method of Life

13 Jan 2025

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The Mailbag: The Worst Inside Job of All Time

09 Jan 2025

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Frankie’s Unfortunate Role

06 Jan 2025

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The Mailbag: Sluiced By Your Neighbour

02 Jan 2025

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The Slide Into Oblivion

30 Dec 2024

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The Boxing Day Mailbag: I Loathe It's A Wonderful Life

26 Dec 2024

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The Christmas Day Episode

25 Dec 2024

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The Christmas Mailbag: Red Hot Sewage

23 Dec 2024

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The Mailbag: Time 'Ra Starting XI

19 Dec 2024

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The Pink Leash

16 Dec 2024

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