Justin Hawkins Loses It With Me For Asking This

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What surprising personal background does Justin Hawkins reveal early in the interview?

Justin Hawkins 0:00
What's the worst thing you've done? I'm not going to sit here and talk to you about it. I'm quite an open book. No, you're a pamphlet. This is the thing. You don't have a rock bottom to discuss. Your role here is to offer salacious tidbits to try and eek some out of me. Is that what you think I'm doing? Of course it is. I think I'm just having a nice conversation. That's breadcrumbing me so that you can manipulate me into saying something.
Andrew Gold 0:21
Do you think some people might not know the song? Can I quickly hum it? Yeah, you should hum it, I think.
This
Andrew Gold 0:28
was a huge hit.
The darkness.
Justin Hawkins 0:30
The darkness. When you write the best rock song of the millennium, the only way is down. At one point he said that I should be killed and replaced with a proper musician.
Andrew Gold 0:40
People said your drug
Justin Hawkins 0:42
stuff ended the band. I was f***ing up those meetings by turning up in the right state, asking for c*** from the producers. No, from the people who ran the record companies. I remember bits of my nose falling out. Something bad happened. Something really bad. So see if you can guess if I'm Jewish or not. Oh.
Andrew Gold 1:02
Well, from how you drink the coffee. There are clues everywhere. Do you think? Okay, well, the tattoos are... Can we conclude? Let's start with this. Let's start with you saying, see if you can guess if I'm Jewish. So the tattoos would be... I suppose
Justin Hawkins 1:17
what I'm asking you is that indoctrination and that period of time when you were made aware that you were Jewish, you were coerced into doing all of the ceremonies and speaking the Hebrew and all that sort of stuff. Do you think you can spot it on
Andrew Gold 1:32
somebody else? No. No, because a lot of Jews are not religious, myself included. I suppose you're right. You could go, but you still went through that initiation as a young person. So I could go like, hey, what is... And you would know. To know you're not a religious Jew, the tattoos.
Jews
Andrew Gold 1:50
can't have tattoos because they're not allowed to be buried in a Jewish cemetery. But otherwise, yeah, you could easily be. You've got dark sort of hair and eyes. So are you suggesting that it's a race thing rather than a religion thing? I think as much, yeah. I think, well, for me it is, because I'm an atheist, but I'd still be rounded up by Hitler. But then I'm letting him define it.
Justin Hawkins 2:11
Okay.
Andrew Gold 2:12
I see the problem with that.
Justin Hawkins 2:13
Yeah, there is a bit of an issue with that.
Andrew Gold 2:15
Yeah. It lets him define what I am. I just see myself as a kind of white guy.
Justin Hawkins 2:20
Yeah.
Andrew Gold 2:21
But then a lot of people would say I'm not, particularly on the farm. So go on then, what's your guess? That if you are or not, I think because you've said it, I think you... Although the questions you've asked me, maybe you're not. I think you're not. Wrong. You are Jewish? Yeah. Oh, man, it's a club. It's an exclusive
Justin Hawkins 2:37
club.
Andrew Gold 2:37
And
Justin Hawkins 2:37
this is proof we're all just part of an exclusive club. Yeah, but it's not a club that I necessarily want to be part of or even knew that I was part of until perhaps two years ago. You're
Andrew Gold 2:45
kidding. Because it's maternally,
Justin Hawkins 2:47
isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, so maternally, my brother and I are Jewish, yeah.
Andrew Gold 2:52
Whoa. And loads of people find that Christopher Hitchens found
Justin Hawkins 2:54
out. Imagine having all those tattoos and then finding that out and realising that, I really don't belong. Well, you can't be buried now in a Jewish
Andrew Gold 3:02
cemetery.
Justin Hawkins 3:02
Well, what's going to happen? I'm just going to rot on the surface of the graveyard. What will I do?
Andrew Gold 3:06
Put me in a tree or something? You'd have to go to a non-Jewish cemetery. I don't want to do that. I'm Jewish. I don't want to go to any cemetery. I don't want to ever die. I hate dying. Why? That's going to be the best bit. Do you think? Yeah.
Justin Hawkins 3:18
The promised land.
Andrew Gold 3:19
I mean, because you
Justin Hawkins 3:20
haven't got any tattoos.
Andrew Gold 3:21
Do you believe in the promised land?
Justin Hawkins 3:23
What is the promised land? What's the idea of it?
Andrew Gold 3:25
I don't know. So what are we supposed to believe in? I think the promised land might actually be Israel. So when you die, you go to Israel? I think you just go to heaven or something. I don't even know if it's a Jewish heaven. Well, so what's the point of it
Justin Hawkins 3:38
then? What
Andrew Gold 3:39
are we trying to achieve? I want
Justin Hawkins 3:40
to know how you found out you were Jewish.

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