The tradition of April Fools Day is born in a gruesome political murder that prevents the recognition of March 32nd, a day so steeped in mystery it doesn’t appear on the calendar.The Council of Mars is:Lindsay Graham, Lead CantorEmily Burke, Arranger of SoundsMollie Baack. Conjurer of RealitiesSteven Walters, High ScribeAlexandra Currie-Buckner. GuardianArch Priests, Steven Walters for Airship, and Pascal Hughes for Noiser.With special contributions from Acolytes Miranda Kathleen, Ben Sawyer, Lindsay Goldapp and William Simpson.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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