Dre Gets REAL & We Answer Your Unhinged Questions

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Alona Maher 0:01
wave a couple years ago we were having dinner and one of my friends bought her boyfriend and who who knows my mom he just started filling his plate like and my mom was like oh hey i didn't know you were here that was my boyfriend i'd like put your plate down Get on your knees before the matriarch over here. What are you wrong with you? Say hello, then you may eat. Actually, better yet, go around and say hi to everybody.
Unknown 0:25
Yeah.
Alona Maher 0:26
Oh, yeah. See, they need anything. Then you get some food, and afterwards, you're saying thank you, and you're seeing what else you can do. And then one time in college, you did have... I can't talk about that. You know that haunts me. Those weren't my friends. Those weren't friends. It's not a reflection on you. No, you don't know what I'm talking about? I can't even talk about that. Like, it's f***ing haunting, actually. Ha ha ha! because you guys haven't let it go and I remember being in this situation being like, they're never gonna let this go.
Alona Maher 1:01
Welcome or welcome back to House of Mar, a wave original, hydrated by liquid IV. Put on your cleats and help yourself to whatever is in the cooler. The Wi-Fi password is back, underscore, at, underscore, it, all caps. You should know we few house rules here. Girls are magic. Reading is hot. And so are you. Make sure to like, subscribe on YouTube. Alona's wearing jorts. She's wearing jorts and she just ate a butt ton of strawberry strawberries and her tongue is showing the evidence of it. It's crazy. I love red 40. And I'm saying on this podcast, Skittles. I love them. I love them. She does.
Unknown 1:40
Sour Patch Kids.
Alona Maher 1:41
I love them. Starbucks. I love them. That's your quick carb when you're working out? RFK's nightmare. I feel like I... I think I eat them... Rarely when I work out. I do like board games. I'll eat gummies. Yeah, yeah. But in life, I just enjoy. I got to get into like switching up in my runs, not just eating like gels and stuff, but I got to start adding some gummies. You know what I love? The Trader Joe's, like what is it? The Scandinavian swimmers. Oh, those are good ones. It's a texture thing too. The texture on them is immaculate. You don't like those ones? I'm very weird about gummies. What? What? Or candy. Have you had these ones? Yes, I have. They're not Scandinavian gummy.
Unknown 2:19
No.
Alona Maher 2:19
They are not Swedish gummy.
Adriana (Dre) Maher 2:20
I know. I don't really mess with Swedish gummy.
Alona Maher 2:22
The only gummies I really like is going to be sour gummy worms and maybe an occasional gummy bear. I have a fat bag of these at my house. You need to try. They are.
Adriana (Dre) Maher 2:32
No, I've had them, Olivia. I just don't mess with gummies or candy like that.
Alona Maher 2:36
I bought Sour Patch when we were in England. It wasn't the same. I think it was too natural. No, yeah, they removed some of the best stuff, the red 40. It tastes like blue 30. This isn't my Sour Patch. Are you guys on Amoxicillin Biscuit TikTok? What? It's, um, this, like, boy went over to someone's house and the mom was like, are you allergic to anything? He wanted to stay for dinner, so the mom was asking this kid, are you allergic to anything? And he goes, amoxicillin? Well, no, she was like, he was like, she was like, can you have this? And he was like, yeah. Like, can you have pasta? He was like, yeah. Can you eat biscuits? He was like, Yeah, I'm allergic to amoxicillin. Like last minute now everyone on the internet is like when they serve the amoxicillin biscuits or like it's good.
Alona Maher 3:19
And which one is amoxicillin, Alana? It's an antibiotic, but I don't know specifics. What does it do? I don't know. Is it a cousin of penicillin? That sounds smart. Maybe. We could look it up. Computer. Show me this. Google. Show me this guy's balls. Amoxicillin is a widely prescribed penicillin class antibiotic used to treat bacteria infections. UTIs. It works by killing bacteria and stopping their growth, but it is entirely ineffective against viral illnesses like the common cold or flu. I sometimes have problems with antibiotics. Oh, what do you mean by that? I get irritation from them. irritation where allergic reaction uh well i when i was younger there's something that i'm allergic to that what i had when i was younger and then recently when i had surgery i got c diff as you if i've told but then i also got my antibiotics for c diff and i got a rash all over my chest whoa so i'm gonna be that kid

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