How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Episodes
How To Survive An Alpine Divorce & Doin' The Deed (w/ Anne Gregory)
28 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alpine divorce, and Anne Gregory returns to share a very "The Pitt"-esque way to lose one's v...
How to Survive Fear of the Unknown & a Mystery Illness (w/ Jane Borden)
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week: what it feels like to live with a mystery illness that doctors can't figure out—and how to survive the fear that comes with not knowing.D...
How To Survive Frozen Water & Frozen Shoulder (w/ Will Hines)
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ice cold water and Will Hines joins us to share his experience with frozen shoulders!See Privacy...
How To Survive Dry Eyes, Long Flights, & Losing Your Glasses!
07 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle, Kristine, and Garon return after a week off to dish on international fllights and lost luggage, they wonder why Jen Aniston keeps...
How To Survive A Bonus Episode Sneak Peek!
31 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kristine is away to Germany but that means you are getting a special sneak peek at the type of Bonus Episode you get when you join our Patre...
How To Survive The Boston Molasses Disaster & Comedy Scene (w/Brian Kiley)
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, Danielle dives into one of the stickiest disasters in history: the Boston Molasses...
How To Survive Terrible Neighbors (W/ Scott Langteau)
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive having a terrible neighbor, and Scott Langteau shares his tale of navigating the nightmare next-...
How To Survive Birth Control & A Vasectomy (w/ Jeff Lewis)
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive various kinds of birth control and Jeff Lewis joins us to share the experiences he had with getti...
How To Survive A Heated Rivalry
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive heated rivalries not limited to work place, siblings, and hockey players on opposing teams.See P...
How To Survive Smoke Inhalation & Getting Fired (w/ Todd Levin)
24 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine delve into the flames, with tips to keep you safe from smoke inhalation. Then, one of our favorite guests, writer and...
How To Survive A Trailer
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What's this show all about anyway?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se...
How To Survive A Fer-De-Lance & Famous People (w/ Greg Proops)
17 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we learn how to survive the fer-de-lance viper — one of the deadliest snake...
How To Survive Losing A Limb & Losing Your Teeth (w/Macey Isaacs)
10 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the loss of a body part and Macey Isaacs joins us to share the time she lost her front teeth!👉...
How To Survive the ER, Urgent Care, & Oscar Talk (Patreon Sneak Peek)
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, on How to Survive, a little treat for you! A sneak peek at the kind of bonus episode you get when you join our Patreon! From ER visits to ...
How To Survive When A Protest Goes Sideways & A Birth Plan Falls Apart (w/ John Quaintance)
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being teargassed during a protest and John Quaintance joins us to share the story of the birth of...
How to Survive Inpatient Rehab & a Troubled Teen Program (w/ Charlie Nelson Jacobs)
20 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Content Note: This episode of How to Survive discusses inpatient rehab and a troubled teen residential program. Listener discretion advised for discus...
How to Survive the Stranger Things Finale & Strange Adventures in Ojai
13 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle, Kristine, and Garon talk about the Stranger Things finale. Plus, they are still talking about The Materialists. Who's ready for a live...
How To Survive Uber (w/ Oliver Pardo)
06 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the potentially dangerous world of ridesharing and Oliver Pardo returns to regale us with a few w...
How To Survive Losing Your Voice & Getting Censored (w/ Gary Mann)
30 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive losing your ability to speak — laryngitis, vocal strain, and the singer's wo...
How To Survive Being Ill-Prepared For Life & Ill-Prepared For Burning Man (w/Jordan Morris)
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Matt Belknap sits in with Danielle and Kristine to learn how to survive not being prepared for life and Jordan Morris joins us to share his ...
How to Survive White Water Rapids & Searching for a Body (w/ Drea Clark)
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive white water rafting — bone chilling rapids, unexpected boulders, and most im...
How to Survive Sulfuric Acid & a Sulfa Drug Allergy (w/ Jeremy Bent)
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive exposure to sulfuric acid — trust us, you don't want to mess around with this chemical. Then J...
How to Survive Holiday Stress (Without Completely Losing It)
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine jump on Zoom to riff on the “joys” of Thanksgiving, holiday stress, family chaos, and unmet family expectations. ...
How to Survive a Bad Psychedelic Trip (w/ Ilana Cohn-Sullivan)
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a bad psychedelic trip — visions, paranoia, melting faces, and all. Then, Ilana Cohn-Sullivan ...
How To Survive A Zoom Catch-Up
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon gather via zoom to catch up on the past couple of weeks in our lives. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/...
How To Survive a Space Mission & a Madonna Audition (w/Dennis Hensley)
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive traveling to space — zero gravity, cosmic rays, and all! Writer/Professional...
How to Survive Identity Theft & an Art Heist (w/ Murray Valeriano)
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, How to Survive tackles identity theft and didgeridoo drama! Comedian Murray Valeriano returns with a hilarious tale of trying to reclaim hi...
How to Survive Urban Legends & Real-Life Body Horror (w/ Kevin Avery)
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive urban legends — from Cropsey to Candyman — and comedian Kevin Avery joins...
How To Survive Burning Mouth Syndrome and an NYC Meltdown (w/ Dan Cronin)
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle Burning Mouth Syndrome (yep, it’s real!) and welcome comedian Dan Cronin, who survived his...
How To Survive Salmonella (w/Mike Henry)
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Salmonella strikes again! On this week's episode of How to Survive, returning guest Mike Henry shares his unforgettable encounter with the bacteria.👉...
How to Survive Wedding Disasters (w/ Marta Mendez-Cross)
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle runaway grooms (and brides!) and get the inside scoop on international “I dos” with Las ...
How To Survive A Strip Search (w/Kathy Egan-Taylor)
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, on How to Survive, Danielle & Kristine undress the topic of the strip search. We’re talking strip searches, survival tips, and the fi...
How To Survive Performance Anxiety & Cruise Ship Gigs (w/Chris Witaske)
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we face the spotlight: performance anxiety (something many comedians struggle with) and the ...
How to Survive Sea Slugs & Skydiving (Comedy w/ Nikki Nash)
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we dive into two wild adventures: the beautiful (but venomous) Blue Dragon sea slugs 🐉🌊...
How to Survive Martial Law… and Martial Arts? (w/ Cristina Fernandez)
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on 'How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine,' we tackle two wild challenges: how to survive under martial law (unthinkable, but we promi...
How To Survive More Bears! (with Emily Barth-Isler)
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive bears… again… but in a whole new way. Author Emily Barth-Isler joins to share a wild bear ta...
How to Survive Your First Day of Pre-School & Your First Job (w/ Oliver Pardo)
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your child’s first day of pre-school — the nerves, the tears, and sometimes the kids cry too...
How to Survive Calling 9-1-1 & a Real 9-1-1 Situation (w/ Will Becton)
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive calling 9-1-1, thanks to a listener who taught us that panic and emergency calls do not mix. The...
How to Survive Low Temperatures & Temp Work (w/ Madison Shepard)
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerously low temperatures — get those mittens on! Then Madison Shepard joins to share a hil...
How to Survive Voyeurism & Volunteering (w/ Tom Clark)
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive when voyeurism crosses the line into a real disorder — we're hitting all those red flags. Then...
How to Survive a Catastrophic Factory Accident & a Cat Rescue (w/ Shawn Carlow)
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a catastrophic factory accident — the danger and the unexpected aftermath. Then Shawn Carlow j...
How To Survive A Bad Landlord
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week’s listener suggestion: a bad landlord — sketchy behavior, crummy repairs, and all ...
How To Survive Measles
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week’s listener suggestion: measles — symptoms, risks, outbreaks, and everything you sh...
How To Survive A Sexually Adventurous Partner
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a sexually adventurous partner in the kick off of our listener suggestion episodes!See Privacy Po...
Siobhan Murphy - How To Survive Trench Mouth & French South
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being afflicted with Trench Mouth and Siobhan Murphy joins us to share her adventures spending a ...
How To Survive A Bad Roommate
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: having a bad roommate!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pr...
Joe Kwaczala - How To Survive A Mid-Life Crisis & A Job Crisis
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a mid-life crisis and Joe Kwaczala joins us to share his experience at an interview for a much ne...
Rylie Newton - How To Survive Coaster Catastrophes & Pickleball Problems
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a roller coaster accident and Rylie Newton joins us to share her experiences in the competitive w...
How To Survive Listeria
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon are meeting up on Zoom to learn how to survive a potentially deadly case of Listeria. See Privacy Policy at ht...
Janet Varney - How To Survive Mesmerism & Mormonism
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the arts of mesmerism and hypnotism and Janet Varney joins us at last to talk about growing up in...
Willie Macc - HTS An Expected Asteroid & An Unexpected Teen Pregnancy
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an asteroid colliding with Earth and Willie Macc joins us to share his experiences handling a pre...
Rob Kutner - HTS A Collapsing Bridge & A Collapsing Government
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a collapsing bridge and Rob Kutner is here to talk about the time he had to deal with an official...
How To Survive An Elephant Attack
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly elephant attack and talk about the shows and movies they've been watching.See Privacy Po...
Olivia Flood-Wylie - HTS Deadly Mushrooms & Hallucinations
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive consuming a deadly mushroom and Olivia Flood-Wylie joins us to talk about a time she was dealing ...
How To Survive A Public Scandal
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a public scandal and catch up on everything going on in life! See Privacy Policy at https://art19...
Drew Droege - HTS Wild Boars & Wild Bars
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive vicious wild boars and Drew Droege joins us to share some crazy times at his local wild bar! List...
Jo McGinley - HTS Magical Thinking & Being A Magician's Assistant
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being a magical thinker and Jo McGinley joins us to share her experiences as a magician's assista...
How To Survive A Horse Bonus Episode
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon are off so in lieu of a new episode enjoy one of our Patreon bonus episodes! This one is pretty infamous alrea...
How To Survive The World's Deadliest Bird
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine catch up on the week's adventures and learn how to survive the world's deadliest bird!See Privacy Policy at https://ar...
Janette Timm Vico - HTS A Break From Reality & Spring Break
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the country's current reality and Janette Timm Vico joins us to tell us all about her ill-timed t...
Kevin Pollak - HTS The Mother of All Caffeine & Mothers
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive new methods of consuming absurd amounts of caffeine and Kevin Pollak joins us to enlighten us abo...
How To Survive Being Roofied
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine and Garon gather via Zoom in the midst of some sick hosts to learn how to survive being roofied!See Privacy Policy at ...
Stephen Kearin - HTS A Creative Block & Creating A Language
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a bout of Writer's Block and Stephen Kearin joins us to share the story of how he helped create S...
Susie Geiser - How To Survive Deathtraps!
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a series of deathtraps and Susie Geiser joins us to share her experience working on a production ...
Julie Mann - HTS Radicalization & Dealing With Radical People
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine (and Matt Belknap sitting in for Garon) learn how to survive radicalization of a loved one and Julie Mann joins us to ...
How To Survive Ticks!
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ticks and do a little catching up about life, fires, and entertainment! See Privacy Policy at htt...
How We're Surviving Wildfires
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon record via zoom to talk about the impact the Los Angeles Wild Fires are having and how we're doing. To help th...
Oliver Pardo - HTS Office Politics & A Political Trip
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive office politics and Oliver Pardo joins us to tell us about the time he went on a Youth & Gove...
How To Survive Bed Bugs
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Bed Bugs and the gang talk about new puppies, Nicole Kidman, and more! Check our Patreon for exte...
Maddie Taylor - HTS A Transcontinental Flight & Transitioning
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a long international flight and Maddie Taylor joins us to share her experience from the early day...
Benny Blue - HTS Poop!
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive that thing everybody does: poop and Benny Blue joins us to share his own childhood experience wit...
Regan Burns - HTS Prison & Jail
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a stint in prison and Regan Burns returns to share his experience spending a night in jail!See Pr...
Rose Abdoo - HTS Faking Your Death & Faking Cat Love
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive faking your own death and Rose Abdoo joins us to share her story cat sitting when she was not at ...
How To Survive Becoming A Porn Star
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a new career in porn.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notic...
Hillary Anne Matthews - How To Survive Facebook
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Facebook and Hillary Anne Matthews joins us to share how she survived a Facebook Marketplace sale...
Matt Weinhold - HTS Big Brother & A Big Brother
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the watchful eyes of Big Brother and Matt Weinhold returns to recount his experiences growing up ...
Jackie Kashian - HTS Nightmares & a Nightmare Situation
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive those pesky nightmares and Jackie Kashian returns to share her nightmare of falling ill in Bakers...
Blaine Capatch - HTS Swatting & Being On A Prank Show
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the potentially deadly prank of swatting and Blaine Capatch returns to share his experience being...
Chris Grace - How To Survive Deception
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive someone deceiving you and Chris Grace is back to share a story about surviving a time that he was...
Brandie Posey - HTS Being Fired & Putting Out A Fire
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being fired from your job and Brandie Posey returns to share the time she put out a fire near a d...
Alex Alexander - HTS A Dead Butt & A Blind Date
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Dead Butt Syndrome and Alex Alexander returns to share her experience with getting set up on a bl...
Hugh Fink - HTS High Cholesterol & The State Fair
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of high cholesterol and Hugh Fink joins us to share some stories from the times he at...
Brendan Smith - How To Survive An Earthquake
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine dive back into surviving Earthquakes and Brendan Smith joins us to share his experience with the 1994 Northridge Earth...
Jamie Kaler - HTS Your First Time High & First Year of High School
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your first time getting high on marijuana and Jamie Kaler joins us to share his experiences with ...
Mike Henry - HTS Electric Eels & An Electrifying Encounter
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an electric eel and Mike Henry returns to share an exciting encounter with a very special board g...
Murray Valeriano - How To Survive Happy Hour
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a happy hour and Murray Valeriano is back to share a story about a Christmas Eve happy hour that ...
Jen Kober - How To Survive Cruise Ships
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a cruise ship and Jen Kober joins us to share a story about taking her mother along for the ride ...
Just Us - How To Survive Sepsis
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sepsis and talk about all sorts of stuff including the Kris' new houseguest!See Privacy Policy at...
Tammy Golden - HTS Anaphylactic Shock & Shockingly Bad Landlords
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Anaphylactic Shock and we are joined by Tammy Golden to hear about her shocking experiences with ...
Dannah Phirman - How To Survive Childhood Trauma
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the effects of a traumatic childhood and Dannah Phirman joins us to share her own experience with...
Steve Szlaga - HTS Mid Life & Middle Child Syndrome
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive middle age and Steve Szlaga joins us to talk about growing up as a middle child.See Privacy Polic...
Off Week
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are off this week so no new episode but we will be back next week with a brand new How To Survive! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy ...
Sharon Houston - HTS Isolation & Horrible Neighbors - Extended Edition
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're on vacation this week so please enjoy an extended version of a classic How To Survive! Get every episode extended by joining our Patreon at Patr...
Becky Feldman - HTS Problems With Your Nether Regions
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Genital Herpes and Becky Feldman joins us to share her own experience with issues in the nether r...
Ashleigh Hairston - HTS Foreign Invasion & Foreign Interaction
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hostile foreign invasion and Ashleigh Hairston joins us to share her experience visiting Windso...
DeAnne Smith - HTS Being Hit By A Train & Kicked Out Of Your House
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting hit by a train and DeAnne Smith joins us to share a time that they lived in Mexico and we...
Just Us - How To Survive Spontaneous Combustion
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive spontaneous combustion plus the gang discusses weekend plans, TV, and Covid! See Privacy Policy a...
Pamela Murphy - How to Survive Dumb Ways To Die
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a few dumb ways you can be killed and Pamela Murphy joins us to share her experience surviving br...
Matt Knudsen - HTS Messed Up Head & A Messed Up Situation
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a skull fracture and Matt Knudsen joins us to share a story about a messed up situation he got in...
Just Us - How To Survive A Police Chase
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting caught up in a police chase. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...