I Am The Cute One

TGIF 5/9/25: The Cuties Harvest Pumpkins!

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The patriarchy is alive and unwell, and Donny has found a way to survive another week without being cancelled. Meanwhile, Chelsea is singing Katy Perr...

While You Were Sleeping w/ Danny Murphy (The Cuties Drink Cough Drop Martinis!)

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Your stockings are hung by the chimney with care, visions of sugarplums danced through your heads; now complete your holiday morning by listening to a...

TGIF 5/2/25: The Cuties Scratch Their Balls!

02 May 2025

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White Chicks (The Cuties Get Dutch Ovened!)

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Cute Ones are ending Morally Corrupt Month with White Chicks, the movie that aged the worst out of the bunch (maybe the voters at the MTV Movie Aw...

TGIF 4/25/25: The Cuties Have Broken Thumbs & STIs!

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc! Go to Zocdoc.com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Donny’s got a new doctor… and a n...

What's Eating Gilbert Grape (The Cuties Manifest a Live Show!)

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Cute Ones are here to answer a very important question this week: what IS eating Gilbert Grape? Donny and Chelsea aren’t sure, but they ARE sure...

TGIF 4/18/25: The Cuties Do a Book Report!

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Cute Ones discuss the latest book in the Hunger Games universe, Sunrise on the Reaping! Also, should Big Dick Donny get a toupee? To access AD F...

Titanic VHS 2 w/ Mummy Dearest (The Cuties Goon Until They Die!)

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy April 14, Cuties! To celebrate (is that the right word?) the 113th anniversary of the Titanic sinking, Donny and Chelsea are pairing up with the...

TGIF 4/11/25: The Cuties Fight Fruit Flies!

11 Apr 2025

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What Women Want (The Cuties Hate Blue Balls!)

07 Apr 2025

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TGIF 4/4/25: The Cuties Have Their First REAL Fight!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea had PMS this week and decided to channel her womanly rage into a fight with Donny about Garcelle Beauvais and Lisa Rinna, even though they're ...

Veronica Mars Pilot (The Cuties Want Dax Shepard to Shut Up!)

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Donny Appreciation Month has come to an end, and the Cute Ones are Marshmallows, Veronica Mars. That’s right - on this movie podcast, Donny and Chel...

TGIF 3/28/25: The Cuties Refuse to Fill Out a Survey!

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea is hungover from being vulnerable but Donny is NOT hungover from last week (because he knows his body and doesn’t take shots!). In reality T...

Moulin Rouge (The Cuties Die of Consumption!)

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is Moulin Rouge, the movie about dying in a brothel, appropriate for children? The Cute Ones figure it out! They also get to the bottom of what it’s...

TGIF 3/21/25: The Cuties Are NOT Cats!

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea is looking great on her new computer, and her mental health is refreshed after her meeting with @LilMissPetPsychic and her dog/bear, and Donny...

Country Strong w/ Kelli Williams of Beyond the Blinds (The Cuties Cheat in Math Class!)

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We got married in a fever, Cuties, and we did so with Kelli Williams (@laguna_biotch) of Beyond the Blinds by covering the (non) Oscar-sweeping Leight...

TGIF 3/14/25: The Cuties LOVE Tom Sandoval!

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up, Cuties, because you’re about to be hit with a lot of information today - mostly about this season of The Traitors, but also about the bir...

Mommie Dearest w/ Quin Lamar (The Cuties Monetize Divorce!)

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The episode you’ve been waiting for is finally here, Cuties! Ex-husband to the stars, Joan Crawford stan, and co-host of The Official Marvel Podcast...

TGIF 3/7/25: The Cuties Are in the Vortex!

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Donny is trying to get his IBS under control as Chelsea takes care of baby finches this week. Besides that, they tear apart the horrible Powerpuff Gir...

Closer w/ Noor from the Reality is Podcast (The Cuties Have Sensory Issues!)

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Donny Appreciation Month (for 5 weeks) and while Donny’s self esteem refuses to come down, Noor joins the Cute Ones this week to try her best...

TGIF 2/28/25: The Cuties Deep Dive Reality TV w/ Phillip Solomon!

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea is logged on for the whole recording this week, so Donny finally gets to discuss the rental house he found for his 40th birthday weekend: a ca...

The Roommate (The Cuties Bamboozle Carnies!)

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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TGIF 2/21/25 (w/ Hannah Solow): The Cuties Are Sick of Domingo!

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea is off her death bed, but her computer… is not. (Subscribe to our Patreon!) So while her parents learn how to live together and Chelsea figu...

Misery (The Cuties Smoke Marlboro Reds!)

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bunny Boiler Month cock-a-doodly continues, with the Cute Ones breaking down Stephen King’s “Misery.” While doing so, they discuss which celebri...

TGIF 2/14/25: The Cuties Get the Flu!

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Cute Ones Are sick this week, so Donny is celebrating Valentine’s Day solo! With the floor fully his, he discusses his next five tattoos, the de...

How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days (Re-Release)

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Donny and Chelsea (who are pros at terrorizing someone for days at a time) are joined by Janine (@retr0avocado) to recap the highly unhinged "How To L...

TGIF 2/7/25 (w/ Madison Sinclair): The Cuties Write a Diss Track!

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The prank war continues in Chelsea's household as Donny can't wait to talk to his therapist about his Hinge dates (HE LOVES HINGE - Oprah voice). And ...

Obsessed (The Cuties Love Carly Rae Jepsen!)

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Bunny Boiler Month! To kick to kick it off, Donny and Chelsea are discussing 2009’s erotic thriller, “Obsessed.” They discuss Grammy winn...

TGIF 1/31/25: The Cuties Sob in Public!

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Cute Ones were not at a place of LOL this week, but they tried their best to giggle their way through their weeks (including vet visits, communion...

The One I Love (The Cuties Pronounce Words!)

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Roger Ebert is dead, and the Cute Ones do their best to apply for his job. But Donny doesn’t need Rog’s job to talk poorly about this week’s mov...

TGIF 1/24/25: The Cuties Fight About Kyle Richards!

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

“I Am The Cute One” may not be a fully safe space, but it’s safe for like-minded individuals, so come escape with these two humble Cute Ones as ...

Phone Booth (The Cuties Tape Their Mouths Shut!)

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Walk in a zig zag pattern, Cuties! Chelsea’s daughters may not be watching “The Fox and the Hound,” but at least the Cute Ones are not covering ...

TGIF 1/17/25: The Cuties Use Toenail Clippers!

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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The Wedding Planner (The Cuties Identify Their Core Values!)

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Donny and Chelsea reminisce about childhood cults, the shining star that is Bridgette Wilson, and prank wars; as well as cover a “nothing...

TGIF 1/10/25: The Cuties Use the C Word!

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Donny and Chelsea’s break from each other is finally over as their first TGIF of the year has arrived! And to celebrate, the Cute Ones are wearing t...

Just Friends (The Cuties Shop at Temu!)

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What better day to celebrate a man feeling entitled to something than January 6? Enter Chelsea and Donny to cover the Ryan Reynolds holiday flop, “J...

TGIF 1/3/25: The Cuties' Choice Awards Part 2!

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Cute Ones are back for part 2 of the Cutie’s Choice Awards, which includes the Patreon-selected “Cutie of the Year!” For AD FREE EPISODES, a...

S*x and the City

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Before there was Liza Minnelli singing “Single Ladies,” before there was Che Diaz; there was the most perfect ending to “Sex and the City.” Li...

TGIF 12/27/24: The Cuties' Choice Awards Part 1!

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Cute Ones are here to wrap up 2024 by covering their favorites of the year, including movies, songs, TV shows, best worst haircut; and because it ...

4 Christmases (The Cuties Grind Their Gears with Peter Griffin!)

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

While Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon couldn’t stand each other while filming “Four Christmases,” Donny and Chelsea have never got along more...

TGIF 12/20/24: The Cuties Stick it in a Vacuum!

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Donny’s nose may be bleeding through his tears while Chelsea’s face changes colors, but this week, they’re keeping things light. So they won’t...

The Muppet Christmas Carol w/ Tom Hamlett (The Cuties Are Effusive!)

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bah Hambug! The Cute Ones are bringing Big Muppet Energy as Tom Hamlett (Dumpster Dive, Good Judys) joins them to cover “The Muppets’ Christmas Ca...

TGIF 12/13/24: The Cuties Dabble in 911!

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Donny and the horse he rode in on are on day five of ordering bagel sandwiches while Chelsea is out of medicine and calling strangers hillbilly b*tche...

The Nightmare Before Christmas (The Cuties Deep Throat Chicken Bones!)

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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TGIF 12/6/24: The Cuties Show Their Eyeballs!

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea doesn’t have contacts, so she’s rawdogging her eyeballs this week! (See them for yourself on Patreon and Youtube!) But the only thing Donn...

Elf (The Cuties Pee Their Pants! Constantly!)

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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TGIF 11/29/24: The Cuties Celebrate 200 Episodes!

29 Nov 2024

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The Wizard of Oz w/ Noor from The Reality Is Podcast (The Cuties Learn about Reaganomics!)

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For this shockingly political (surprise! Three weeks in a row!) episode, Noor from “The Reality Is” podcast joins the Cute Ones to cover bad dog o...

TGIF 11/22/24: Wicked Premiere, Aliens in the Ocean, & Getting Nasty in Nashville!

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Black Friday may be one week away, but today… Wicked week has begun! To celebrate, Chelsea has transformed her home into Studio 54 and Donny turned ...

Pleasantville (The Cuties Ask Where's My Dinner????)

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea is lucky the Cute Ones are back in the ‘50s this week because Donny is unable to use swear words when he curses her out this week. Because -...

TGIF 11/15/24: People's Sexiest Man Alive FLOP, Barbie's Wicked Oopsie & Drinking a Few Sips of H20!

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday, Cuties. And this week Chelsea and Donny cover a LOT of ground....and yet, nothing at all. Listen closely and you just might hear a baby g...

Charlie's Angels (The Cuties Are Off to the Races!)

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Good morning, Angels! The Cute Ones are off to the races this week as they watch the quintessential Charlie’s Angels, the Lucy Liu, my girl Drew, an...

TGIF 11/8/24: A Much Needed Post Election Hehe Haha Kiki

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TGIF, Cuties. Donny and Chelsea's morals are great this week - nor is their morale - so instead of covering this week's hot topics, they're giggling t...

Dick w/ Ryan Bailey (The Cuties Take a Mental Health Break!)

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's election week and... things aren't going well in Chelsea and Donny's brains. The Cuties are not letting Dick run their life, but they are letti...

TGIF 11/1/24: Election Week Spirals, Crescent City Book Report, & How to Gaybait!

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re fine. We’re great. (Not really.) After a hard week, Chelsea threw the party of the century that left Donny jealous. But the week also includ...

The Addams Family (The Cuties Make Donny's Coworker Mad!)

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Cute Ones  may look the best they’ve looked all month, but they do have some issues…for starters, Chelsea couldn’t dress like Joan Cusack f...

TGIF 10/25/24: Cynthia Erivo is NOT Happy, Kim Kardashian Loves Skibidi Toilet, & Olivia Rodrigo is Back on Top!

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloweekend, Cuties! It’s warm as hell due to climate change, so put your Lenny Kravitz scarf to the side and instead watch The Wild Robot on...

Saw (The Cuties Work at Dick's Last Resort!)

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cuties, do you want to play a game? Chelsea and Donny wish they would have played a game instead of watching a movie this week because Saw ain’t it....

TGIF 10/19/24: Wicked Merch, Justice for Bald Men, & The Moon is Being Messy (w/ Peter Toto!)

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cuties, if you have prime boi pv$$i, this episode is for you! The Cute Ones are joined by comedian Peter Toto (@petermarietoto) to discuss bald men, A...

Cursed (The Cuties Reclaim Slurs!)

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Don’t fret, Cuties - Chelsea is NOT in Blackface for this episode, but Donny is using slurs (only the ones Lacey Chabert says, though!) As the Cute ...

TGIF 10/11/24: "English Teacher" on FX, Anne Hathaway is in Hot Water, & Bravo Fans Have Lost Their Darn Minds!

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Donny’s on the mend and Chelsea is doing more voicework as they discuss the latest developments in RugTok and the downfall of Rainforest Cafe. And i...

Daybreakers (The Cuties Drag J.K. Rowling!)

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea’s costume may not have arrived in time for today’s recording, but perhaps it’s fate as it led to her dressing as the best movie characte...

TGIF 10/4/24: RHOSLC Taglines, Will and Harper, Mean Girls Day, & Talking in a British Accent!

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s October 3rd, Cuties (well, it was) and Chelsea isn’t wearing pink, but she is speaking like the Queen of England in hopes that her children w...

Beetlejuice (The Cuties Write a P0rno!)

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, butt juice! This week, the Cute Ones answer important life questions: Is being called Diane Lane a compliment? Is Beetlejuic...

TGIF 9/27/24: M Night Shyamalan's "Trap," Skinned Knees and Sneaker Nights, & Why Getting Revenge is Totally Okay!

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea may be out for revenge, but Donny is out for knee surgery after sliding across the floor at the Disney rave. In this episode, Chelsea educates...

Swim Fan (The Cuties Start a Cult!)

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After the Cute Ones fight about Lifetime movie look-a-likes and Tony Danza appearing gay, they spend the time figuring out who is the Crazy One as the...

TGIF 9/20/24: Trump vs. Taylor Swift, Pixar is Toxic, & Tootie the Tooth Fairy Gets a New Pair of Earrings!

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy half birthday, Donny! To celebrate, his penis is growing and he’s telling Big Brother 26 alumni about Chelsea’s hatred of men. Meanwhile, Ch...

The House Bunny (The Cuties Love Feminism!)

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After watching a movie that somehow Chelsea and Donny both enjoyed, Chelsea tries to ruin it by talking about feminism right off the bat. Unfortunatel...

TGIF 9/13/24: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, JonBonet Ramsey Theories, & Why Emily Gilmore is Supreme!

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Donny are trying to be grown ups this week, including not soiling themselves, doing some banking, contemplating getting a kitten, and havi...

Little Black Book (The Cuties Traumatize Their Exes!)

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brittany Murphy isn’t the only crazy bxtch in this episode, Cuties. Little Black Book may have had Chelsea pacing through her house, but it’s noth...

TGIF 9/6/24: Psychics and Sex Clubs, One Tree Hill Reboot Drama, & Why is No One Talking About Those Astronauts Stuck in Space???

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday, Cuties and Fallen Angels! You should be successful 100% of the time, so we hope you want to be thrown in chaos right now… because this...

Mystery Men (The Cuties Eat Mayo!)

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With the break from movies over, it’s time for Donny to confess something to Chelsea. Consider it revenge for her picking a movie longer than 2 hour...

TGIF 8/30/24: Tom Girardi is Guilty, Channing Tatum Hates Laundry, & Raccoons Howling at the Moon!

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Now that the horse party is over, silence is officially upon us, but not for long if Donny gets his way and shouts slurs at the start of every episode...

Clueless w/ Dakota Wright (The Cuties Do Extra Credit!)

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Best is different than favorite, but Dakota Wright is here to prove that Clueless is both! While Dakota is our self-identified Cher, Donny shares how ...

TGIF 8/23/24: Shannon Beador vs. Jesus Jugs, The Downfall of Blake Lively, & Why Horse Girls Are Born That Way!

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea is still relaxing (or painting?!) after her weekend off and Donny is lying to his friends about the movies he watches, but the news cycle does...

American Pie w/ Emily Hanks (The Cuties Suck Off a Plunger!)

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Donny and Chelsea are joined by Emily Hanks, host of She's Speaking, to cover American Pie. The movie may not be mean (thanks, Rog!), but i...

TGIF 8/16/24: Alyssa Milano on Broadway, Astronauts Stuck in Space, & Sexual Awakenings via WWE!

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TGIF, Cuties! In a week full of “It Ends With Us” drama, the end of the Olympics and a new Bachelor, Chelsea is binge watching WWE clips and comin...

Garden State w/ Troy McEady (The Cuties Make An Announcement!)

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Donny and Chelsea give an important announcement (listen to the first 5 minutes!) Then, Chelsea flourishes when she discovers she has a friend in Tro...

TGIF 8/9/24: Tampon Tim, RHONJ Hot Takes, Tik Tok Drama, and Sh*tting Our Brains Out!

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea may not feel like the Cute One tonight, but Donny can’t stop looking at himself. In a week full of stomach bugs, missed recordings, and Chel...

The Witches w/ Dara Laine Sussman (The Cuties Love Their Incest Birds!)

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the Cute Ones recap “The Witches,” a movie that defined Chelsea’s personality and inspired her tramp stamp, with Dara Laine Sussman. ...

TGIF 8/2/24: Defending JD Vance, Trolling Candace Cameron Bure, Celebrating the Olympics, and B*tches Are Spiraling!

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy August, Cuties! Donny’s had a rough day (or six months), but nothing could have prepared him for the questions he was asked at the Ludacris co...

The Other Sister (The Cuties Take an Elevator to Hell!)

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Please rise for the National Anthem! The 1st Annual Morally Corrupt Month has officially come to an end with recap of a movie Roger Ebert had A LOT to...

TGIF 7/26/24: Big Brother Tea, Pissing Off Trixie Mattel Fans, and a New Vocal Stim!

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Donny may busy being empathetic, trolling Trixie Mattel's fans and getting thicker cvm, but besides that, Donny worked the Big Brother 26 ...

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (The Cuties Get Dunked On!)

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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TGIF 7/19/24: Rude AF Celebrity Encounters, Lindsay Hubbard's Pregnancy Tour, and Witchcraft!

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea is back from sequestering and surviving a ferry accident, and Donny is still healing from being mistreated by one of his (former) favorite act...

Shallow Hal (The Cuties Flick Their Butt Flaps!)

15 Jul 2024

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TGIF 7/12/24: How YOU Doin???? (Unsolicited, Unqualified Advice!)

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you thought Chelsea and Donny weren’t equipped to discuss movies or current events, well - you're right, but you ain’t seen nothing yet. Becaus...

Never Been Kissed w/ Christine Biancavilla (The Cuties Take Mono Shots!)

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Donny couldn't celebrate Morally Corrupt Month without featuring THEE most morally corrupt movie of all time: Never Been Kissed. Relive th...

TGIF 7/5/24: Gender Neutral Bathrooms Are Ruining Everything!

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The day we knew would come has come at last: not the end of Chelchella or Pride; no, Charlotte the Stingray has passed. While the Cute Ones put on the...

Marci X (The Cuties Are Morally Corrupt!)

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the first annual Morally Corrupt Month and what better movie to kick it off than Marci X, a film about Lisa Kudrow solving racism by rapping. Che...

TGIF 6/28/24: JLo flies commercial, Gay Animals, and MyyyY MaaaaNN!

28 Jun 2024

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The Royal Tenenbaums (The Cuties Get Cockolded!)

24 Jun 2024

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TGIF 6/21/24: Justin Timberlake's DWI, Armie Hammer is Grateful to be a Cannibal, and Big A$$ Blow Up Pools!

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Unbreakable (The Cuties Are A Little Bit Psychic!)

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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TGIF 6/14/24: West's Fall From Grace on Summer House, Joey Chestnut Hot Dog Drama, and Washing Our F*cking Legs!

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Happy birthday, Chelsea! She may not be middle...

The Core w/ Chelsea's Brother (The Cuties Go To Kevin's!)

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If you're in the quiet car, make sure this episo...

TGIF 6/7/24: Charlotte's Fake Pregnancy, Robyn Dixon in Scotland, and Organized Fun!

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Organized fun is IN, Cuties, and so is the hottest tea about Charlotte the Stingray. Besides the obvious aquarium scam, Chelsea and Donny discuss homo...

Wedding Crashers (The Cuties Kick Off Chelchella 2024!)

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelchella is here, the birthday girl is in a crystal crown, and Donny has been punched in the nuts (after he rips a hair from them) - it’s time to ...

TGIF 5/31/24: Bethenny Frankel's (Latest) Meltdown, The Pope Pulls a Mark Wahlberg, Lindsay Lohan's Comeback, and Slutty Boy Summer!

31 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After Donny’s eventful weekend that included Red Robin, a bachelorette party, learning to play pool, and hanging out with Andy Cohen, he and Chelsea...

Harriet the Spy (The Cuties Normalize Roast Beef Privates!)

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Harriet M. Welsh may write everything she sees,...