Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast
Episodes
Episode 255: Overlooked News
05 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
If it didn't make big news, we talk about it this week. From a Jason Voorhees statue in a lake in Minnesota, to a ban on strippers at funerals in Chin...
Episode 254: Generation Z Steps Up
26 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots praise Generation Z for going after politicians involved with the NRA.
Bonus Episode: It's Never Been So Bad As It Always Is
21 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Is it sad children have to prepare for school shootings? Absolutely. Should we instill fear into our kids? No.
Episode 253: Media Blackout
19 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots welcome Colin Ryan, an Iowan by way of Ireland. When Trump got elected, he turned the TV off. What happened next? Tune in.
Bonus Episode: The Importance of Touch
16 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A reading from the book, "Hey Buddy... Dubious Advice from Dad."
Bonus Episode: Can Music Make You Gay?
15 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nathan answers one of life's most important questions: can music make you gay?
Bonus Episode: The Multifaceted Self
14 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode, Nathan and Barrett talk about what it takes to make it in the entertainment industry.
Episode 252: Maturity in Stand Up Comedy and Melania Trump
11 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots discuss putting everything you have into stand up comedy, and Melania Trump's anger at being the First Trophy Lady.
Episode 251: Larry Nassar 2.0 and Bitcoin Bullshit
04 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots make right by their ignorance on Larry Nassar and discuss the collapse of Bitcoin.
Bonus Episode: The Bullshit Behind Self-Help
02 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nathan and Barrett give one another a hard time about their concurrent and ongoing processes of self-improvement.
Episode 250: This is Us Crockpots, Larry Nassar, Professional Wrestling
28 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots discuss bigger idiots than they are: people who watch TV and then fear crockpots. Plus Larry Nassar and the WWE.
Bonus Episode: The Circular Nature of Art
26 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Why are we attracted to the art we like, and does it reflect what we feel?
Bonus Episode: Why it's a Wonderful Life Matters
24 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nathan reads a little ditty on how parenting changed his perspective.
Episode 249: Doggie Diabetes and Drug Overdoses
21 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The idiots discuss doggie diabetes, as well as Jake's overdose via dog medication as a teenager. Plus: caller of the week.
Bonus Episode: A Bit of Blathering
19 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The American delusion. Germans follow the rules; American's break them. Which works better?
Episode 248: Shithole Countries & 2017 Movies
15 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After a quick jab at shithole countries, the Idiots rank the movies they saw in 2017.
Bonus Episode: Reaction Videos and Religion
12 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this bonus episode, Nathan and his friend Barrett discuss reaction videos, their popularity, and religion.
Episode 247: Fire and Fury
08 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The new phone books are here! And so is Michael Wolff's book. We haven't read it, but that doesn't mean we can't talk about it.
Bonus Episode: Solving all Problems
04 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nathan and his friend Barrett discuss Straight White Men, and all they've damage they've inflicted upon the world.
Episode 246: Dogs in Heat, and Healthcare
01 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
New Intro Music! A new song will greet you this episode and in the future. After that, it's the Idiots yapping on and on...
Bonus Podcast: Millennials and Parenting
29 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
NYC musician Antar Goodwin pops by for a conversation. Give a listen and leave your thoughts.
Episode 245: Comedy vs. Strippers, and Bad Music
25 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Every so often, you perform comedy in a less than ideal venue. Sometimes it's because that venue is part of a gentlemen's club.
Merry Christmas, Kind Of
22 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It happens every year. Will it ever end? No. But at least I can Nathan can complain about it.
Episode 244: The Biggest Brothel in Berlin
18 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare to hate your life as the Idiots talk to John, a fella who has been to Artemis, the biggest brothel in Germany.
Can We Still Laugh at Louis C.K.?
15 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bonus podcast involving Louis C.K. and how we respond to artists who are awful human beings.
Episode 243: All Things Al Franken
10 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jake thinks Al Franken is worse than Hitler; Nathan says Al is better than Jesus. Who's right? Give a listen and find out.
Hollywood Knows No Secrets
08 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bonus podcast to brighten your Friday.
Episode 242: James O'Keefe, American Asshole
03 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots discuss American Asshole James O'Keefe, and all things news.
Episode 241: Black Friday & Net Neutrality
27 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots discuss Black Friday and net Neutrality. Give a listen, give a giggle.
How Silence Still Cripples Us
24 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
People don't like uncomfortable topics. Which is why bad things continue to happen.
Episode 240: Al Franken, Stranger Things, and Army Standards
19 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Al Franken is in trouble because no one has perspective, Stranger Things is awesome, and The Army is looking for a few... well, any men.
A Pair of Troublesome Teenagers
17 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
I was a shitty teenager. Which is OK, because that's what teenagers are supposed to be: shitty.
Episode 239: Laughable, Kevin Spacey, and Louis C.K.
12 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ned Kenney, founder of the Laughable App, joins the Idiots to discuss his creation, Louis C.K., and Kevin Spacey.
A Letter to My Son About Rape
10 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
"We talk about how many women were raped last year. We don't talk about how many men raped women." Not anymore. New Book: https://www.amazon.com/Hey-...
Episode 238: Bowe Bergdahl & Bathroom Silliness
06 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Did Bowe Bergdahl get what he deserved, or did he get off easy? The Idiots discuss his case.
Episode 237: Illegal Immigrant Abortion
29 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A 17-year-old detainee sued the Trump administration to have an abortion. The idiots discuss the hypocrisy in the government's response.
Understanding Rose McGowan
27 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bonus Podcast Friday... a response to anyone calling Rose McGowan "crazy" for her many Tweets.
Episode 236: Sexually Assaulted Sex Robots
22 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sex Dolls... they keep popping up in the news, so the Idiots keep talking about them. Give a listen and a giggle.
Episode 235: Harvey Weinstein
15 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Douchebag Harvey Weinstein is finally getting his comeuppance. Maybe there is a God?
The Failing Power of Prayer
13 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Prayer: does it work? No. So why keep trying?
Episode 234: Las Vegas Shooting and Cam Newton Nonsense
08 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Phill Causey from the Fake Outrage Support stops by to discuss the Las Vegas shooting.
It's Never Been So Bad As It Always Is
07 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Parents live in fear, and we want to protect our children. We think it's worse today than ever, but is it?
Episode 233: Free Speech and Information Bubbles
01 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Listen along as Jake and Sandip (from the Fake Outrage Report) have a chat, as Nathan loses power and is kicked off this episode.
OK Go in the Middle of Nowhere
29 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
I had the pleasure of seeing OK Go, and relate that story for you here...
Episode 232: So, What is a Satanist?
25 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jack from the Laughing in Disbelief podcast drops by and tells the Idiots why he became a Satanist.
Bill Maher and Bread Bags
22 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bill Maher did something odd: he got it wrong twice in one show.
Episode 231: Sex Robots. AGAIN. And Nazi Video Games
17 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots talk about Jakes new Chihuahua, as well as a new kink to the sex robot trend.
The Difference Between Attraction, and Perversion
15 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Controversy! Or, at least, so I'm told. Is this piece controversial? Some people think so...
Episode 230: Everybody Poops. Does Everybody Pray?
10 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Atheist Andrew Hall from Laughing in Disbelief joins the idiots to discuss natural disasters and prayer.
Episode 229: Paris Hilton, America's Princess Diana
03 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hurricane Harvey slammed into Houston, and Paris Hilton said idiotic things about her "legacy," all on this week's episode.
The Dark Side of Obamacare
01 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Some rambling nonsense about our healthcare system.
Episode 228: Nobody Speak, Gawker, and Hulk Hogan
27 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots discuss the $140 settlement against Gawker, and the documentary Nobody Speak.
Inspiration and the American Voter
25 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bonus podcast: discussing the American voter and their stupidity.
Episode 227: The Slippery Slope of Free Speech
20 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Charlottesville 2.0: the aftermath. Freedom of speech, the Boston Free Speech Rally, and the "alt left."
Why the Status Quo is More Frightening than American Nazis
18 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bonus episode; a little something for your weekend.
Episode 226: Charlottesville, Sex Bots, and Police (non) Shooting
13 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots discuss sex robots, again, as well as the Charlottesville Nazis and a police non-shooting.
Bonus Episode: Colin Kaepernick
10 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Goddammit, Colin Kaepernick is still in the news.
Episode 225 — Moving Houses and Overlooked News
07 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
One Idiot might move, the other has moved multiple times. All this and overlooked news.
Episode 31: Doggy Style Sex, Was it Invented by Elephants?
03 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
I've no idea what genre "trap" is, but it's #ThrowbackThursday, so I chose it.
Episode 224: Transgender in the Military
30 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Asshole Donald Trump threw red meat to his base, Tweeting a ban on transgender people from the military.
Episode 30: Prison Sex
27 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
#ThrowbackThursday track. Enjoy.
Episode 223: Sex Toy Reviews
23 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know you can review sex toys on Amazon? Well, you can, and the Idiots read their favorites.
Episode 29: Buttsecks... Can it Make Babies?
20 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
#ThrowbackThursday... an older track for your giggling pleasure.
Episode 222: Overlooked News & Bad Edits
16 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots introduce a new segment: overlooked news of the week. They also have a recording malfunction, so, enjoy that!
Stand up Comedy: Texas Schoolbooks, nathan timmel
15 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A track from nathan's album: I Might Not Be Joking. Available on iTunes & Amazon. https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-might-not-be-joking/id117939781...
Episode 28: Ronald Reagan and the Gay Agenda
13 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
#ThrowbackThursday time... one from the vaults. Enjoy!
Episode 221: Wonder Woman and Other Comic Book Movies
09 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jake got dragged to a comic book movie. What did he think? Give a listen and find out.
Episode-27: My Cousin Vinny
06 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
#ThrowbackThursday... no clue what's on it. I bet it's funny, though.
Episode 220: Trump (sorry) and Slumdog Millionaire
02 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We don't want to talk about Trump all the time, but we almost have to. Plus: movies with Jake's girlfriends, past & present.
Episode 26: Fat Guy Thumb Penis
29 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Obese Americans... they have tiny weiners, right? Maybe. But who knows what's on this track? I don't. #ThrowbackThursday
Episode 219: Big Bad Bill Cosby
25 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Because America has the dumbest motherfuckers in it, Bill Cosby's first trial ended with a hung jury. Jesus.
Episode 25: Elephant Balls, Just How Big Are They?
23 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Throwback Thursday... one from the vault.
Episode 2018: Congressional Shooting, North Korea Vacations, and Austin Jones
18 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
All that's in the news recently, from North Korea tourist Otto Warmbier to Congressman Steve Scalise.
Episode 24: Science, Do We Really Need It?
15 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
#ThrowbackThursday... an old podcast, with contents unknown. Listen! Giggle!
Episode 217: James Comey, Japanese Porn, and Bill Maher
11 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the Idiots discuss all things in the news. A little bit of Comey, a little bit of Millennials.
Episode 23: Super Bowl I
08 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
#ThrowbackThursday means this isn't about football, but you should listen anyway.
Episode 216: Kathy Griffith... er, Griffin.
05 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Kathy Griffith... wait, Griffin. Kathy Griffin did something dumb. Was it also desperate? Listen!
Episode 22: Genital Warts, Love Bumps for the Blind?
01 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
#ThrowbackThursday, when I post an episode and have no idea what's on it. Listen anyway!
Episode 215: Shattered, Inside Hillary Clinton's Doomed Campaign
29 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
How did Hillary Clinton lose to one of the worst human beings on the planet? A new book tells all...
Episode 21: To Live and Die in LA
25 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The sequel to the first film, this time they're in Louisiana! #ThrowbackThursday; no clue what's on this.
Episode 214: 13 More Reasons Why, and the ASPCA
21 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The idiots continue their discussion of 13 Reasons Why, and a tale of why the ASPCA sucks.
Episode 20: Mike Pence, American Hero
18 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
#ThrowbackThursday means this is old. Enjoy!
Episode 213: 13 Reasons Why...
14 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots haven't seen it, but they talk about the phenomena that is 13 Reasons Why.
Episode 19: How to Shave Your Balls
11 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's a #ThrowbackThursday track, meaning I have no idea what's on here. Listen, and tell me.
Episode 212: TrumpCare
07 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
White Trash, Racists, and Complete Shitheads voted for Trump. Working out great, isn't it?
Episode 211: Canadian Crime and Dog Sex
30 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Great Maple Syrup Heist and a Chihuahua trying to have sex with a normal-size dog. What more could you want?
Episode 210: Caviar & Foie Gras
23 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jake has another new job: selling fish eggs to the rich. Listen in on what it entails.
Episode 209: United Airlines 2.0
16 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nathan and Jake have a heated discussion as to whether or not David Dao should have been dragged off United Airlines flight 3411.
Episode 208: Kendall Jenner & Pepsi
09 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jake discusses the Kendall Jenner Pepsi controversy through the eyes of a raging alcoholic.
Episode 207: United Airline Outrage & Competitive Tickling
02 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week: the outrage over leggings on United Airlines and the documentary Tickled
Episode 206: Hotel Stealin' and Flat Earth NBA
26 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hotels: they're not your store. The earth: it ain't flat.
Episode 205: Catholic Priest Sex Parties
19 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
So Rome is still Rome... priests in the Vatican were busted having orgies. Good on them.
Episode 204: All Things Irritating
12 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nathan unloads all the things that have been irritating him as of late, most notably his Pink Eye.
Episode 203: Second Rate Airlines & The Oscars
05 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ever fly on a non-major airline. It's... interesting. Also: the nonsense at The Oscars.
Episode 202: Sex Toys in Sandwich Meals
26 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the Idiots discuss girl scout cookies and the "sex toys" in Burger King adult meals. Enjoy, yo.
Episode 201: Casino Comedy
19 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What's it like performing stand up comedy in a casino? Well, it ain't pretty...
Episode 18: Mormons, Do They Have the Best Sex?
16 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's Throwback Thursday, which means I've no clue what this podcast has on it. Enjoy!
Episode 200: Our Bicentennial
12 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We made it to 200 episodes. How about that?
Episode 199: Elderly Eyes Wide Shut Sex Parties
06 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sexually Transmitted Diseases are spreading faster than ever. Where? Elderly housing. Oh boy...
Episode 198: A Bit of This, A Bit of That, A Bit of Trump
30 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Idiots yap a bit about Donald Trump, and how "Give him a chance" lasted mere hours.