Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Episode 197: Passionate Fans and Masturbating in Prison

22 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

A Dallas Cowboys fan trashes his TV, and prisoners can't play with their pee-pees. All this and more on this episode.

An Open Letter to the DNC

19 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Can Democrats with back offices in 2018, and the presidency in 2020? Maybe. Here's one way they can change for the better.

Episode 196: Hardcore Gay Fiction & Golden Showers

15 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Nathan took a trip down memory lane and things got odd. A free-form podcast, where it just flows...

Episode 195: News-News-News

08 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots do a news roundup. If it's current, they blather on about it in this episode.

Episode 194: Social Justice Warriors

02 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Is there anything more annoying than a Social Justice Warrior? The Idiots don't think so. Listen in and hear why.

Episode 193: Rogue One, A Star Wars Story

26 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The idiots give away everything about the new Star Wars film. Listen if you've seen it. Avoid if not.

Episode 192: Yahoo! got Hacked, and Liquor Kills Germs

19 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Several items of nothing comprise this week's podcast, with no 30-minute actual focus. Enjoy!

Episode 17: Do You Want to Build a Snowman?

15 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Another ThrowbackThursday track, provided for your listening entertainment without context.

Episode 191: Standing Rock, the Oil Pipeline Protest

11 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Special guest Dave D. went up to Standing Rock and brought back firsthand observations.

NEW CD, I Might Not Be Joking. Track 8: Bachelor & Bachelorette

08 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Nathan has a new CD out, I Might Not Be Joking. Here's a preview track for you... Available on Google Play, CDBaby, and iTunes. https://itunes.apple.c...

Episode 190: Jake Drinks & Trump Calls Taiwan

04 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Jake is a little in his cups and is able to nail the difference between wars of the past, and the upcoming Trump WW3. It's hilarious.

Episode 189: Idiotic Recounts and the TPP

27 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Oh FFS... Jill Stein and her idiotic Green Party are wasting money on a recount. Guess what? Trump won.

Episode 188: Youth In Asia & Porn Results

21 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Clinton vs. Trump wasn't the only thing people voted on in 2016: Should porn actors wear condoms? Listen...

Episode 16: Queef

17 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Throwback Thursday means I post a deep cut without any clue what's on it.

Episode 187: Why White People Suck

14 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The election is over, thank Christ. Final thoughts on disaster 2016.

Episode 15: Ballsack Sweat

10 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's #ThrowbackThursday. I have no idea what's on here.

Episode 186: Exactly How Stupid?

06 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Well, it's the day before the election, and against all reason and logic, Donald Trump has a chance. Just how stupid are people, anyway?

Episode 185: CA National Guard Bonuses

30 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Social Media did its work. American men & women signed up to serve their country, and 10 years later the government ties to screw them over.

Episode 184: On Being Somewhat Stale

23 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

They can't all be winners, folks. This one... isn't our best. It is what it is.

Episode 14: Underpants or Jock Strap?

20 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

I've no idea what's on here. Listen and tell me.

Episode 183: TV Blue Balls

16 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Idiot Nathan almost got a sort of TV credit, but nope, it was not to be...

Episode 182: We Need a Windscreen

10 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

An episode without Skype! You think that'd be good, but we're outside, in the wind... Sorry.

Episode 181: I Am Jazz and the Great Debate

03 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

A children's book with a twist, and a debate with a madman with bad hair. Listen and giggle. Listen... and giggle.

Episode 13: Ronald Reagan, Our First Homosexual President

29 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's #ThrowbackThursday, which means I pluck an oldie out of obscurity and post without listening.

Episode 180: Quiet Time with Mike Lucas

26 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

With Jake out of commission, comedian Mike Lucas steps in to whisper in the vicinity of the microphone. Can you hear him?

Episode 179: G.G. Allin, Romania, and Nonsense

18 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots were a little all over the place this week. Exhaustion and a lack of planning leads to some amusing banter. Hey, there are worse things you...

Episode 178: Men's Rights Activists & Movies

11 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Why are all Men's Rights Activists all fat, ugly, losers? Oh, wait. Think we just answered that.

Episode 12: Butt Secks, is it just a Gay Thang?

09 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Episode 12 of the Idiots on Parade podcast. No one knows what's on it, so you best listen and find out.

Episode 177: Comedy CDs, Porn Editing, and Race Relations

04 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

How do you go from discussing producing a comedy CD, to porn editing, to racial inequality in America? Listen and find out. Special guest: Barrett Ant...

Episode 176: Safe Spaces, Trigger Warnings, and the N-Word

29 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The University of Chicago told Millennials to buck up: their campus wouldn't have safe spaces or trigger warnings. Is this the right approach to life ...

Episode 11: Ronald Reagan and the AIDS Epidemic

26 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's #ThrowbackThursday, where I make up a title and post an old podcast. Enjoy.

Episode: 175 Drunken Brawls and Stoned Pets

21 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Ever see a chihuahua try and bang a bigger dog? Jake has, and he give a full description this week...

Episode 10: Shaving Your Nether Regions

18 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's #ThrowbackThursday, so I'm posting another Idiots On Parade podcast. I have no idea what's on it, but if you follow us, you should know that by ...

Episode 174: So Many Mistakes

15 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Everything that can go wrong, does go wrong in this episode. Jake lost internet, twice, a website started playing Metallica on Nathan's computer, and ...

Stand Up Comedy: Pot Vs. Pills

13 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Some weekend giggles for you.

Episode 9: Hitler: Worst Person, Best Mustache?

11 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's #ThrowbackThursday, when I plop down old audio and have no clue what's on it. You listen. You tell me. Enjoy.

Episode 173: Real Sex Dolls & Roger Ailes

07 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

According to a Vice mini-documentary, there are 10,000 people on Earth who like to put on latex sex-doll outfits. That number seems a bit high, but I...

Episode 8: Homosexual Elephants, Why Don't They Read the Bible?

04 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

You know the score: I have no idea what's on this podcast. Happy #ThrowbackThursday!

Episode 172: Passionate Politics

31 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Something went wrong this week... No clue what happened, but Nathan fades in and out. He never fully disappears, but he does go quiet from time to ti...

Episode 7: Herpes, Herpes, and more Herpes

28 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's Thursday, so I'm posting a throwback. Haven't listened to it since recording, so... yeah. No clue what it's about. Listen and tell me!

Episode 171: German U-Boats, Melania Trump, and Bitin' Cats

25 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

They're aren't called Idiots for nothing. In discussing Melania Trump and her plagiaristic ways, the idiots pronounce her name wrong every single tim...

Comedy Bump: Drunk Driving Games

23 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

An end of week giggle to hold you over until the next podcast.

Episode 170: Vegetarian Bullfighting & Erik Larson

18 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever gotten drunk and into the ring with a bull? Jake has. Because he's dumb. But that makes him hilarious. Listen.

Episode 6: Miniature Schnauzer Circumcision

14 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's Thursday, which means I'm posting another old show with no clue what's on it. Enjoy!

Episode 169: The Feminine Touch

10 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots are always swinging their feminist cocks, but that's kind of hypocritical: "Hey, we two men talk all things pro-woman!" In correction, thi...

Episode 5: I'm Sure We're Talking About... Things

07 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's #ThrowbackThursday time, where I head into the vault to pull out another episode I haven't heard since we recorded it. Enjoy!

Episode 168: Those Wacky Catholic Pedophiles & The Fellatio Cafe

04 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Did the Swiss open a fellatio cafe? Yes they did. That and more this week. Enjoy.

Comedy Bump: A Little Bit About Lawyers

02 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Way old joke from the Los Angeles days. Performed at the Ice House.

Episode 4

30 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be a ballerina in the Moscow circus? Then listen on... (Seriously, I have no clue what this episode is abou...

Episode 167: iPhone Repair and All Things Television

26 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Jake broke his #iPhone... does he take it to a repair shop, buy a new one, or try and fix it himself using YouTube videos? Listen and find out. Follo...

Episode 166: Satan on Snowplows, and All Things Atheist

19 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots welcome special guest Andrew Hall, keeper of the atheist side of Pathos with his Laughing in Disbelief blog. They discuss atheism in Amer...

Episode 3: Drinking & Driving and Iraqi Adventures

16 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

#ThrowbackThursday continues, with the best episode we ever recorded. Why? Listen to Bobby Ray Bunch and his tales of being a prison guard in Iraq.

Episode 165: Rapist Brock Turner, and Rapist Sympathizer Judge Aaron Persky

13 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

What a week... Brock Turner blew up the Internet, and hopefully will live in ignominy for the rest of his life. The idiots tackle rape, white privil...

Comedy Bump: Couples Drinking

10 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Jake describes his perfect woman, and it's his girlfriend.

Episode 2: Again, No Clue

09 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The second #ThrowbackThursday edition of Idiots on Parade... I haven't heard this since we recorded it, so no clue what we jabber on about... If you l...

Episode 164: News Roundup (Trump University, Zoo Gorilla, and more)

05 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots discuss Jake's hangover, the NY Catholic Church spending $2 million to fight against sex laws, Trump University, life coaches and positive ...

Comedy Bump: The Travel Beard

03 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when men travel? They stop shaving.

Episode 1: This is where it all began

02 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

I have no clue what we talked about... I'm just starting a "Throwback Thursday" process of posting all the old episodes, in order, starting with #1 ri...

Episode 163: Life Coaching

29 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots discuss the scam known as "life coaching." Do you like what you're doing? Should you be doing more of it? Less of it? Did these questions h...

Comedy Bump: Sexism In Politics

27 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Jake describes the differences between what male and female politicians deal with.

Episode 162: Political Inconsistencies & Vape Culture

22 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots love it when Conservative Christian politicians get caught with their pants down, so this week they talk about Mike Webb and Kenneth Harvar...

Comedy Bump: Playgrounds For Pussies

21 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Your weekly stand-up-comedy giggle from Idiots on Parade.

Episode 161: White Trash Bars & George Zimmerman's Gun

16 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Human piece of shit George Zimmerman made the news again, and the Idiots are more than happy to mock him. They also discuss white trash bars and the N...

Comedy Bump: Jake Doesn't Feel the Bern

13 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Comedy Bump: Jake Doesn't Feel the Bern by Idiots On Parade

Episode 160: Smoking Cigarettes and Shitty Voting

09 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

California just raised the smoking age to 21, and Donald Trump will be the Republican nominee for president. Those two tidbits are dismantled and disc...

Episode 159: The Laws of God, The Laws of Man

02 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Remember when the Idiots discussed Jake helping his religious roommate skirt the rules of her religion? Well, more silly has been uncovered regarding ...

Comedy Bump: Texas Schoolbooks

30 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Oh, Texas. You suck. Really.

Episode 158: Prince, and Other Things Music

24 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

As the Idiots sat down to record on Thursday, April 21st, news hit that music icon Prince had passed away. Much of the hour is spent discussing music...

Comedy Bump: Star Wars

22 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Jake gives the giggles regarding Star Wars The Force Awakens.

Episode 157: Mullets and Manson, JNCO and the Panama Papers

17 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots discuss the Panama Papers, and compare the Manson Family to mullets and JNCO jeans. How? Listen and find out.

Comedy Bump: The Adventures Of Johnny Dirtknuckle

15 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

From one of Nathan's albums, a bit about growing up.

Episode 156: The People vs OJ Simpson & Fantastic Lies

11 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots discuss the documentary Fantastic Lies, as well as the TV series American Crime Story. They somehow meander off into food courts and The Na...

Comedy Bump: Drinking & Relationships

07 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Jake talks about his girlfriend, and her shame in being seen with him.

Episode 155: The Dark Side of Comedy

03 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Shannon Thompson has taken a "lateral move"--his words--in the world of stand up comedy. Why? Listen and find out. This one ain't pretty......

Comedy Bump: Be Bald, Be Proud

01 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Jokes.

Episode 154: Batman v Superman v Good Filmmaking, Ted Cruz Sex Scandal, Hulk Hogan v Gawker

27 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's all there in the title... bad movies ranging from Batman v Superman & Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape, to Ted Cruz and his sex scandal. Enjoy.

Stand Up Comedy Bump: Psychics

25 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Jake cracks wise regarding psychics, and their supposed abilities...

Episode 153: Ethics, Al Jazeera, and Afghanistan

21 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the Idiots discuss cutthroat business tactics, the end of Al Jazeera America, and Jake's old stomping grounds in Afghanistan.

Stand Up Comedy Bump: Duck... Duck... (Boom)

18 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Week 3 of Jake not sending in a clip... Nathan traveled to Afghanistan in 2005. This is what he came up with.

Episode 152: Donald Trump & Zika Virus

14 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Well, Chicago broke the mold when it came to Trump rallies... The Idiots discuss what happened in the Midwest town, and share their thoughts on that n...

Stand Up Comedy Bump: A Kinder Columbine

12 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Once again, Jake didn't get any mp3 tracks to Nathan, so Nathan gives his thoughts on how to end mass shootings.

Episode 151: Batteries up the Butthole

07 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

I really have no idea how this podcast works. The Idiots start talking about Jake making dinner, which leads to Gordon Ramsay, which leads to "realit...

Stand Up Comedy Bump: Jesus Or Jesús

03 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

On the last broadcast, Nathan & Jake said they were going to start posting comedy bumps during the downtime between podcasts. Here's the first, by Na...

Episode 150: Discombobulation

29 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots set out to discuss two things: IKEA, and the new law in Michigan, but verbal meandering got the better of them and they ended up comparing...

Episode 149: New York City, Relationships, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and Healthcare

22 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Jake’s moving in with her girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen. The idiots take a break from the politics and just… well, bullshit. They talk about t...

Episode 148: South Korea, the Plastic Surgery Capital of the World

15 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Need a nose job, tummy tuck, or eye-widen? Head to Seoul, where there are more plastic surgeons per-capita than anywhere else in the world. South Kore...

Episode 147: Mistakes Were Made

08 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast was recorded a week in advance... the Idiots took stabs at guessing both the victors of the Super Bowl before it was played, and the Iowa...

Episode 146: Iowa & Ammon Bundy, Donald Trump & Cam Newton

31 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots discuss the Iowa Caucus, Donald Trump and his endorser Sarah Palin, Ammon Bundy and his followers, the #OscarsSoWhite controversy, and Cam ...

Episode 145: Mafia Restaurants

24 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots meant to talk about Al Jazeera America, or at least that's what was on the docket, but nope... after doing a quick follow up on the idiot m...

Episode 144: Too Much To Handle

17 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

What a week… David Bowie, Alan Rickman, and those two right after Lemmy. The Idiots discuss NFL teams abandoning their cities, the water situation ...

Episode 143: An Episode About Religion. And Movies.

10 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots discuss all things religious, including a trip to the Forbidden City in China. Then it's a switch to seeing movies in the theater, and snea...

Episode 142: Star Wars and Other 2015 Movies

03 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots discuss the movies they saw in 2015, as well as compare films today to those of the 1970s. It's also time to talk Star Wars The Force Awake...

Episode 141: Serial & Bowe Bergdahl

27 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The idiots discuss the new season of Serial, and the case of Bowe Bergdahl: traitor or complete moron?

Episode 140: Auto Accidents & Blackout Drunk

21 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Jake got blackout drunk on Friday night, but he had a good reason. Nathan almost got an auto accident on tape, but was too stupid to record everything...

Episode 139: Other Podcasts, ISIS, and Adult Dating

13 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots discuss what they do and don't like in podcasting, wax philosophic on El Chapo vs ISIS, and what it's like to date in your 30s.

Episode 138: BANNED!

07 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

With Jake sleeping one off--he got blackout drunk--comedian Corey Adam (from Minneapolis) steps in and he and Nathan discuss the fine art of being scr...

Episode 137: Amish Hypocrisy

30 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The Idiots tackle all things religion. Or all things Amish. Or some things Amish, and several things Scientology. Either way, it's fun.

Episode 136: Twin Tragedies... Syrian Refugees and Charlie Sheen

22 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

"Oh the humanity" is a quote that originated with the Hindenburg, and is now associated with tragedy. Do the idiots use it here when discussing the ...

Episode 135: Je Suis Paris

15 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The events of November 13th, 2015, are front and center this time. ISIS, Syria, and all the nonsense involved with terrorism is discussed.

Episode 134: Sex and Religion

08 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week the Idiots discuss the ways religious folks find ways to end-around the rules regarding their sexual desires.