Are We Funny or Are We From Cork?

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Previously titled “Ep 243 - Are We Funny or Are We From Cork?” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

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What exciting news do the hosts share about their upcoming tour?

PJ Kirby 0:00
Exciting news, Gillies.
Kevin Twomey 0:02
We are bringing our show, Happy Campers, to the Southern Hemisphere.
PJ Kirby 0:06
Get ready, babes, because we're going to Auckland, Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, and parts.
Kevin Twomey 0:12
I'm so excited for a bit of sun in November and December.
PJ Kirby 0:15
Don't worry, babe. I packed the Factor 50.
Kevin Twomey 0:16
Fabulous. Also, if there's any cute tour guides who want to show me around, I'll be looking for someone to do so.
PJ Kirby 0:23
If you were there last year, you know it's not just a show. It's an extravaganza. It's an experience, isn't it?
Unknown 0:29
Make sure to grab your tickets via the link in the episode description.
PJ Kirby 0:54
Someone confessed that they saw me and Jose on Halloween eating a chipper dressed like pirates.
Kevin Twomey 1:09
And I was like, to PJ, I was like, I never saw your Halloween pirate costumes.
PJ Kirby 1:14
I goes, we weren't dressed as pirates, we were just wearing our normal clothes. Now, sometimes my outfits do veer into pirate-esque.
Kevin Twomey 1:25
I would say it's because the earrings, you're both fond of a bandana.
PJ Kirby 1:30
And the stuffed parrot on my shoulder. It's a bit new romantics. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I can see how we got to pirate.
Kevin Twomey 1:49
It's your favourite queers, back in your ears. It's I'm Grandmam. Hey girlies, I'm Kevin. And I'm PJ. And welcome back to... I'm Grandmam.
PJ Kirby 2:01
Girls, it's like an infirmary hair. A few sniffles happening here at I'm Grandmam HQ. Now, is it or do we just have man flu?
Kevin Twomey 2:08
No, you know what I think it is? I think my body has a really good ability to recognise that... I'm going through a busy period. We have lots on. I can't afford to get sick. The body keeps score. The body keeps score, girl. And now it's cashing in. And now it knows that we have a bit of a break. We have a bit of a rest. It's my birthday. I can cut loose. But also, I can get a bit sick. And that's what's happening to me. And I feel bad because I feel like I'm going to have to pass it on to you. It's fine, though. It's fine.
PJ Kirby 2:37
It's my birthday, girls. Yeah, Kevin's 33, girlies. 33. The whole of the Olympia last night sang a big happy birthday to him. He brought out a cake and all. Imagine the mortification you feel at a restaurant, right? I know. Because I organised, obviously, for the cake to come out at the end of the show.

How do the hosts feel about their Cork accents?

PJ Kirby 2:53
Isn't he so good? But to surprise you, as it was coming out, I was like, is he going to hate this? And I just, afterwards you hugged me and you goes, that was so random, but I didn't know what you were saying. That was so random in a good way or a bad way.
Kevin Twomey 3:05
No, I actually really liked it. And I think it was our last show was actually a nice way to finish things up and tie a nice bow in things.
PJ Kirby 3:13
At the beginning, you were like, you thought I was just singing happy birthday. That would have been embarrassing. Oh,
Kevin Twomey 3:18
that's when I was getting annoyed because PJ was like, and a certain special someone is turning 33 next week. So let's wish him a happy birthday. And I was like, there better be a cake. That's all I could think about because all day was taking pictures for the show as well. I was like, just aesthetically, if there's a cake here.
PJ Kirby 3:35
We got it, girlies.
Kevin Twomey 3:36
And girls, who has happy birthday sung to them on the Olympia stage? That's what I was thinking and that a lovely little memory now.
PJ Kirby 3:42
It was actually gorgeous. Are you excited for the 33rd year of your life?

What does it mean to be intelligent according to the hosts?

PJ Kirby 3:47
Or is it the 34th?
Kevin Twomey 3:49
Oh my God. And we're talking about intelligence. Because you're born zero. I hate when people talk about this. You're born on zero, but that's the first year of your life. So I'm going into the 34th year of my life. No, you're not. It's the 33rd, no? No, because when you're zero, right? The day you're born. Yeah. When you're going to be one, when you're not one, when you're six ones, you're still in that first year. That has to be your first year.
PJ Kirby 4:15
Because it couldn't be your zeroed year. So you're going into the 34th year of your life. Yes. And how are you feeling?
Kevin Twomey 4:22
How am I going into my 34th year?
PJ Kirby 4:25
How have I just gained a year? I'm after taking a year off your life, am I?
Kevin Twomey 4:29
I'm getting a ringing in my ear now as well. I'm feeling good about things. I like it.
PJ Kirby 4:34
We're... Smashing it. Smashing it.
Kevin Twomey 4:36
we're like we're getting on well yeah you know and i'm having a good time still i'm a bit anxious about the birthday itself i'm not really you know this girl's mixing from my 30th the idea of the social groups mixing i get a bit panicky and for some reason i don't know maybe because i'm an empath i'm

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