The Horse's Name Is Friday

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Previously titled “Ep 247 - The Horse's Name Is Friday” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

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What exciting news do the hosts share about their upcoming tour?

Kevin Twomey 0:00
Exciting news, Gillies. We are bringing our show, Happy Campers, to the Southern Hemisphere.
PJ Kirby 0:06
Get ready, babes, because we're going to Auckland, Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, and parts.
Kevin Twomey 0:12
I'm so excited for a bit of sun in November and December.
PJ Kirby 0:15
Don't worry, babe. I packed the Factor 50.
Kevin Twomey 0:16
Fabulous. Also, if there's any cute tour guides who want to show me around, I'll be looking for someone to do so.
PJ Kirby 0:23
If you were there last year, you know it's not just a show. It's an extravaganza. It's an experience, isn't it? Make sure to grab your tickets via the link in the episode description.
Kevin Twomey 0:34
I think I said it before, but I don't like to go for dinner with you and order a bottle of wine.
PJ Kirby 0:45
Why? You never said that before.
Kevin Twomey 0:46
No, I did. I've said it on the podcast before.
PJ Kirby 0:48
I never drink more wine than you. But you're a quicker drinker than I am. So we'll be down the bottle. Yeah, but you still drink the same amount as me.
Kevin Twomey 0:58
I don't know.
PJ Kirby 0:59
You do, girl, and you'll be locked because you can't handle the drink. No, girl, you'll be drinking the wine. No, you'll be locked and you'll be scrolling on Grindr across from me. And I'm like, can you talk to me for two seconds? If we're going to go there, let's go there with some dinner etiquette. And you're looking at willies across the way from me.
Kevin Twomey 1:14
I'm never looking at willies in the restaurant. Right in front of my pasta. Okay, maybe you don't drink wine quickly.
Kevin Twomey 1:33
it's your favorite queers back in your ears it's i'm grandmam hey girlies i'm kevin and i'm pj and welcome back to i'm grandmam now i don't want to alarm the people of westwood colester but you got a fat ass that too and you're taking over the stairmaster now i'm not going on that anymore by the way I haven't been on one of those in ages and they're too much of a struggle.
PJ Kirby 2:02
It's a torture device and if you want time to stand still, Joe, people are like, oh my God, time is flying, time is flying.

How do the hosts feel about the rise of individualism in society?

PJ Kirby 2:08
If you want it to stand still, hop on the Stairmaster Girl and you have all the time in the world to spend with your friends.
Kevin Twomey 2:13
Isn't it crazy, right, that... Five minutes on my phone before bed. Yeah. A blab in the soul. Yeah. Right. Five minutes on a Stairmaster or holding a plank or doing something.
PJ Kirby 2:27
Seven hours long.
Kevin Twomey 2:28
Related. Yeah. To physical exertion.
PJ Kirby 2:31
Get me off the planet. I'm fully convinced the person who came up with a Stairmaster is the same person who came up with Bulgarian split squats. Yeah. Yeah, who's doing the Bulgarian split squats? And also that person... Is Bulgarian. And they're doing split squats. No, they may be Bulgarian, but they're a dominatrix. Because you have to be into pain if you're doing that kind of carry on.
Kevin Twomey 2:54
You like being a bit submissive.
PJ Kirby 2:55
What's the machine in the gym that goes like this?
Kevin Twomey 2:59
The cross trainer. What's that? Who's getting on the cross trainer in 2026?
PJ Kirby 3:04
They were all the rage back in the day. And you used to be able to buy one and rent it out to your gaff when you were getting a sunbed.
Kevin Twomey 3:10
Everyone was doing the cross trainers back in the day.
PJ Kirby 3:13
But just in the end of the day, when you did rent it, you used it for about a week and then it became a lovely coat hanger for the rest of the duration of its stay.
Kevin Twomey 3:21
But that's the same with the majority of those home equipment machines. They don't get used.
PJ Kirby 3:27
When we were younger, this is how it was a different era. And we're based from these days on the pod saying, back in my day. But it was back in my day. We'd be at a hotel.
Kevin Twomey 3:38
That gives me a tuck in my heart when we say that.
PJ Kirby 3:40
I know, but now we do have to say back in my day because we're getting older. It's so different. but back in my day we'd be at like a hotel like our parents be in the bar having drinks yeah we'd meet these other kids we'd randomly sneak like sneak around the hotel we'd be in the hotel gym with the treadmill on full blast and trying to run on it and being flung off against the wall and getting concussed and no one was batting their eyelids
Kevin Twomey 4:04
When I think about when I first joined the gym, I think it must have been summer after junior sort of. Maybe it was summer going into third year.

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